Kingdom Hearts: The Most Disturbing Lines

[musicgurl189]

"Let me win and I'll make it worth your while." OMG, I noticed how pervy that sounded when I first played the game. LOL>

[nobodyYuxie46]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought Setzer's offer to Roxas was, well... um perverted.

[KinkyKittyKatx]

"Gawrsh Sora, you sure are growing fast!"

DAMN IT. I never took it that way until someone pointed it out. XDDDD

[AyameKiSushi]

Which of the KH games are the opening and ending cutscenes from ?

[13LuckySouls]

@AyameKiSushi

Re:Chain of Memories, on PS2

[FurballandTigger]

LOL. The music was fitting for the Axel and Marluxia fight x3333

[TheKeybladeBrawler]

I am so happy Axel isn't dead but only fell into darkness to seek his heart.

[sakura001238]

lol cant belive this its hilarious

[schoolgonewildboy]

come here you princly little muffin you!

[kh2kike]

@MrRandomName2

I just noticed that. Hahah.

[kh2kike]

I miss Axel.

[MrRandomname2]

Did no one notice there is no Number 5?

[KHKHLOLZ234]

1. before scene 2. uh 3. Goofy, u don't say that to a guy in the real world... 4. Before scene. 6. Yes, yes genie is. 7. Sweet 8. LOL 9. Before scene 10. yes it is. 11. before scene 12. before scene 13. 1 word: DUEL 14. cute yep, it's mostly a before scene situation.

[foreverjess14]

What song is playing at the beginning and the end of this video and who's it by? And what's it from haha

thanks

[Kamehamehablocer]

@foreverjess14 its so long and thanks for all the fish and it was in hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

[elspoek1]

@Kamehamehablocer ever since i've seen that movie, my lucky number is 42

[AliceElizabeth2]

I will never look at this game the same way again O_O

[KHKHLOLZ234]

"It's foursome!

In a box!

*scene plays*

SCANDALOUS!"

Major LOLs at that part

[MadmanMatt421]

So long and thanks for all the laughs!

[505www]

You genious, you, I never would have thought of that!! Hahahahahahahaha xD

[Creamcoloredcat]

...the Axel part was sweet and gay.

[dannie12373]

;D

[Marysajulz28]

has anyone noticed that axel's and roxas's names sound like Asshole and Rocks Ass?

[FinalFantasyPersonnn]

Yao's line was not much but cracked me up

[giggles894]

sick



[EmosewaChan]

This video made more sense when I turned 14 LOLOLOL

[TheKairi13]

Axel's line is not gayish!

[KHKHLOLZ234]

What that song said made no sense at all. At no point during that song were the singers even CLOSE to singing a regular thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having to listen to it.

[N7neroarm]

This is more like OUT OF CONTEXT than creepy. lol

[novaploy]

I dont get why its disturbing if another guy makes someone feel like they have a heart

[TheLadyMichealis]

The song at the beginning was strangely fitting xD

[mrmime1231]

god number 8 maded me pee my pants LLOL

[saidabest]

Watch this with your eyes closed twice as disturbung eww

[Dorgengoa2080]

im gonna dislike this just cuz you said the axel part was ''disturbing'' -_-

[anie64andvalerier20]

lol she also's bich slaps people XD (like naminae) srry naminae got slaped :/

[anie64andvalerier20]

lol larxene shoulden't have lighting powers cuz she just kicks people XD *looks around to see if larxene is around* >.> <.<

[ROFL96OMG]

oh hey when axel said "he made me feel... like i had a heart"...

i thought that was so *sob* beautiful..

[AppleKingdom987]

I haven't thought of those lines like........ THAT in my life! I guess I was to into the story to think.........like THAT!

[BakuraiGamesGirl67]

Thumbs up if you think that Marluxia is gay.

[namiexamuroxnobody]

The most disturbing part is why wasn't Vexen in any of these?

[YukiSasuOohOoh]

HAHHAH HILLARIOUSSSS

[animewatcher98]

I'd bet a bunch of people didn't understand how half of these were disturbing.

[imatrolly]

THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE SONG! :DDD

[ffmaster198]

i squeeled at the tidus one. DONT JUDGE ME >.<

[MrWarlordAQW]

omg this was funny when i played the game i didnt laugh at any of these but seeing your video it mad eme laugh thanks ill watch this anytime i have a bad day lmao

[meezy981]

OMG!! SORA'S SO CUUUTTTTEEEE!!!! =^_^= <3 :D

[SashaoftheHiddenleaf]

The whole idea of 'that's what she said' is funny, but not when you put lines said by characters in a popular video game out of context. Although still funny lol

[collaber8tion]

@myheadhurtsagain you missed 2 ;)

[wass9009]

LMAO

[ChocXNatXSar]

if u either dont understand the jokes or what the lines mean thats because u :

1- are not mature enough

2- are still a kid

3-dislike the vid cause ur not old enough to understand what the chars feel like they are saying.

[shinxygirl101]

hallow bastriodon

riku "the prinsess heart rest with in you

Sora"kairi is inside me"

me omg im going to ignore that

[TheRealMiyuki]

@shinxygirl101 nice fail in spelling, kid. get back to kindergarten where you belong.

[shinxygirl101]

@TheRealMiyuki its youtube your not supposed to spell thing right

[FliPf13]

Donald: "Stop kicking!"

Goofy: "It's not me Donald!"

LOL if you know what I mean ;)

[Cursedmarkchris10]

LOL!

[DNAlchemist119]

thats funny! how did hitchhikers guide to the galaxy get in there? its ok if you don't know. 

[SkullyTheRabbit]

Oh god number 10 made me laugh super hard ahahah!

[DoinkTonberry]

If sora was to join in on pooh and piglets relationship the result would be a ManBearPig. xD

[MorinaLucine]

"Geez sora you sure are growing fast!"

*Sora looks down*

"Nope, not really"

[luvaxi1]

lol that was so funny i almost cried about the 4some in a box!!! :)

[HoloTheWiseWolf1231]

XD that was awesome 

[60thchip]

1:37 hehe

[Rafaelkingful]

This was pretty funny, i've never though of those line up until now, just hilarious

[jjoploo]

01:40 Is it just me, or does "Patience, friends" sounds like it's being said my Zac from The Suite Life?

[StudioJango]

what is the song at the bigging??

[SixtailShadow]

@StudioJango It is from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I can't quite remember what the title is maybe "so long, thanks for the fish". Either way it is sung by dolphins, the second superior being of Earth.

[deSmoAniMcaIngel]

What song is thatt???

[Type03xx]

Ahhh, Axel famous line before he died... You know Axel? That line is like a fodder to feed fangirls imagine. I made a joke with my friends that Axel is in love with Roxas but propose to Sora. We laughed like idiots back then.

BTW, if I got to add some line I want Saix line "We'll take very good care of her" After they kidnapped Kairi to TWTNW. I mean, how the hell will you take "very good care"?

[seeleyboothfan]

The four legs comment made me giggle.

[ShadowFanGirl237]

why *sniff* would you say that about axel *sniff* hes so wise and sweet and not to mention he is super hot and not cute and shit no HOT

[zombietroll55]

i think Malurxia's scythe is the coolest weapon in the Kingdom Hearts series. well, next to Sephiroth's katana

[Fantasist197]

the pooh and piglett part made my day

[ecg101798]

most of these arent disturbing u just have a sick mind

[blackalchemist14]

You forgot Axel's "About Kairi... I'm sorry for what I did to her."

[makaiserable]

lol evrething is farther in 4 legs

[noname91722]

the fight scenes in the beginning and the end are badass 0_0

[juresaiyan]

"everything's harder on four legs" ROFLMAO

[PerilousUniverse]

To you're edit in the description: Hey, I do the same thing! I make fun of the things I like. XD

[deo2568]

should of had hades saying how dare you have a happy ending

[CottonEmoCandii]

LOL!!

[mrbloodshugar]

the axel part was sweet not gay

[Dustydog92]

@mrbloodshugar axels a pedo

[JujuSkittle]

i hate the first game soooo much.....

[13narutohinata]

1:50 fav part of the game and my fav boss battles

[allfunnyvideosrule]

lol...theres that new one from re:coded now too

Sora: im going inside to look...

O_o

[KopaXTani]

@ 1:30 "EMBARRASSING REMARKS R NOT ALLOWED! (from the anime Aqua)

[xllDinoman21llx]

I was a little afraid at first....But Now..IM READY

[edward24561]

lol every things harder on 4 legs

[cjthundersstorm]

Sora: Everything's harder on four legs..

Me: . . . x3

[BethGoth15]

"Stop kicking!" "It's not me, Donald." O.O One of my favourite moments in the game XD Ooh, my inner Yaoi fangirl is screaming!!

[AkatsukiDeathNote]

:D Heey my fav line, "Everything's harder on four legs" lol XD

[ausauspatpat]

you should have also put the beginning of KH2... "I want to align the pieces... mine, with yours" xDDD

[christineyoyop]

xD And my childhood has been raped again.

Nightmare Before Christmas was everything when I was little.

[MISTERWONKA7]

Tidus: Well, do you punk?!

[Seiga]

HAHAHA everything's harder on four legs... that one took me a step or two to process!!! XD I love KH btw and think it's funny ^^

[user19952009]

song at the begining plz?

[curiouskitten77]

I'm sorry...but I thought all of em in the box was funny XD

[Patch6732]

I love the part when their in the box LMFAO!

[AnimeMovieMaker123]

-laughs- haha... your a pervert XD

[Axeliona]

that's just....XD I LOVE IT!!!!

[Lumak1]

what gender is sora????

[sorasgurlkairi]

@Lumak1 every one knows soras a boy if you have played the game and dont make fun of my man aka sora and yes i have more than one guy lol hope and cloud and zack and roxas lol i like alot of kh and ff guys heehee

[kingdomhearts740]

@sorasgurlkairi me 2

[myheadhurtsagain]

My BIGGEST problem is that most of your scenes are taken out of context. 1. Donald is telling him to shut the large door. 3. Yen sid's previous line "MORE SUITABLE TRAVELING CLOTHES" 4. Right after a fist fight in lunch line 5. You skipped it 6.The ENTIRE scene 7. The entire Days game/rest of scene 8. That's just immature 9. Entire rest of scene 10. He's a freaking lion. He walks on four legs. 11. Rest of scene 12. Rest of scene 14. The minigame, and rest of scene.

It wasn't funny. Sorry.

[Solorflare99]

@myheadhurtsagain THAT'S THE POINT. IM PRETTY SURE VEIWERS KNEW WHAT THEY REALLY MEANT. GET THAT STICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND OPEN YOUR MIND A LITTLE BIT

[myheadhurtsagain]

@Solorflare99 Even IF I (as you said) had a "stick up my ass" to pull out it still woundn't be funny. Immature? yes. A little stupid? Yes. And don't get me wrong appriciate most of what Shoshele has done with Kingdom Hearts clips but this one in particular is not the least bit amusing. Except for MAYBE two and that's just because even with context it still sounds dirty. So go F*** yourself in private so we don't have to read the shit suffocating your mind.

[Solorflare99]

@myheadhurtsagain LOL U MAD BRO?

[myheadhurtsagain]

@Solorflare99 Yeah you just said U mad bro. I can officially no longer take anything you have to say seriously.

[Shoshele]

@myheadhurtsagain Well, that it the point here. In context, of course the lines aren't funny, but out, well... Anyway, haven't you ever heard of the "That's what she said?" lines of jokes? It's the same humor.

[myheadhurtsagain]

@Shoshele Well not exactly. The "That's what she said" jokes are used for taking one context and making it another. The only way this would be comparable is if you had the entire setup of the scene involved too and had the comment "that's what she said" added in. There is no original context when you just show the one line. But as I said in my reply to the Solorflare99 I respect most of your other work but this video just wasn't funny.

[IHazSpellzXDWoozGirl]

@myheadhurtsagain you confuse me.

[Seiga]

@myheadhurtsagain lolumadbrah?

[jessejaymz100]

@myheadhurtsagain I actually think you are right I mean I don't get why your comment recieved so many negative votes this was actually not funny I agree with you

[ShockingIcicles]

@myheadhurtsagain you moron its just for fun. we played the fucking games. we know the scenes.

[ffdp419]

lol

[CKLionheart]

Aaw you shoudl have added the one when Hades puts his hand on Sora's shoulder before giving him an entrance pass in KH1

[XxLoverScarletxX]

I'm LOVING this video. It kills me O_O

[XxLoverScarletxX]

LMFAO. YAO'S OFFERING: "WANT SOME MORE?"

[ZebraxSixteen]

"Everythings harder on four legs"

I laughed so hard xD

[TheShadowingLight]

0:39 LOL!

[Bloom834]

oh ok......I don't know what to say........ha ha? Ok Im just going to forget......everything I just saw.....and...go to a diffrent video....>Chills< right after I whach it again and add it to my favorites!

[keyblade19961]

axel created the reson for akuroku, no wonder he is the seme x3

[TheWaterlily2009]

omg.....

[GRRrrr576]

I forgot sora got PWNd by Larxene ...shame

[InvaderSonic95]

2:06 lololololololoooololololololol­olololololollo

[MrPrototypz]

This video is most popular by:

Female 13-17 <---

male 13-17

female 18-24 <---.

WHY? Answer:

Fangirls. Herpa derp.

[NextLaker11]

the top two comments are made me lol.

[robertsfunny1995]

Oh come on. You can find disturbing material anywhere if you look hard enough. -_-

[candy4725331]

XDDD Hahaha

[Reah1001]

>XD Holy SHIT! This is hilarious!

[fareedbakhit]

i do have all 3 kingdom hearts game 1 , 2 and rechain of memorise but at 2:14 this video have made it soooooo funny! XD

[PersonDude156]

@fareedbakhit what about 358/2days or birth by sleep and they aremaking another kingdom hearts game too

[fareedbakhit]

@PersonDude156 i never played those i only played the original series on the ps2 rechain of memories is a remake of the game boy advanced version i heard the 3ds will going to get a port of kingdom hearts1 not so sure if thats a remake or not.

[PersonDude156]

@fareedbakhit k hey what are u doing up so early like me (then again its 9:32am where i am and i have been up since 4pm yesterday)

[STAYNDEBOKZRZ]

@fareedbakhit The 3DS game is a brand new entry in the series. It leads into Kingdom hearts 3. It's called Dream Drop Distance. I don't know if I should tell what the game is about because it could spoil Birth by Sleep and Re:Coded if you haven't played those. Look up the trailer if you want. I also recommend getting Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep. It was amazing and feels like a main entry. It's like a Kingdom Hearts 0.

[datsexycapricorn]

Axel is sexy gay. LMAO! XD This is great!

[iamlegend0611]

Thats not cool using axel as a disturbing line he to cool

[CaliXiNamiKai]

i was laughing through the entire video!!!

[yummyonigari]

YEAH ROXAS!!! SET SETZER STRAIT!!!! -:D

[UltimaZodiarc]

wow fail

[TheKairi13]

Me: Love Axel's Line to tell you the truth

Axel's Still alive I KNOW HE IS!!

Axel: wtf?

Me: nothing much

[ShinjuHikari]

everyone knows there's a bunch of perverts working at Disney D:

[CheesyGranola]

@Zeroniboi Did you see the second part? xD

[gamerzx10]

at the kiaria 1 i laughed so harb my ear poped i hate when that happens

[zach10168]

funny. not disturbing a bit!

[oolala64]

Sora: Thanks for all the fish!

[IrashiAkane]

lol @ "i'm happy for u guys,"

[renegade481]

wats with the introduction and ending

[lunawater10]

rofl



[nerawaka1000]

0:54 Did u see where sora's hand were.

[Eliphaschoas]

what was the song at the start and end called

[UltimateMelloFangirl]

@Eliphaschoas "So Long And Thanks For All the Fish" from the movie The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

[Eliphaschoas]

@UltimateMelloFangirl thanks

[hagaren08]

LOL @ 2:06

[900miko]

10?

[AliasXBeoulve]

Why did they make Setzer say something so sleazy? The Setzer I know would never try to get someone to forfeit, he would be more interested in the 'gambling' of it all. It's like Square wanted them to put one of the characters from an older FF game in it, and nobody ever played 6 enough who worked on the script! They made him look like some arrogant loser who cares more about fame than actually winning, that's not Setzer at all!

[TheAngel18810]

i wonder what genie means by "muffin"

[zach10168]

@TheAngel18810 i dunno. but it's kinda funny, huh?

[kexim08]

you should've added "kairi's inside me?" from kh1

[GracieFowerOfficial]

@kexim08 its on part 2. :)

[mrbloodshugar]

@kexim08 totally

[TheKittenlover93]

nobodies can think they do have brains and roxas and namine must have something like a heart since they never disapeared into darkness right?

[ThiaPhine]

you meany XD

[AmuletMisty]

HAHA LOL xD

[TheGodlikeDragon]

Well, I must admite that Axel was`nt thinking clearly when he said those things. And becouse of that there is stupid yaoi stuff of him and Roxas everywhere on youtube.

[Odyniaful]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I never thought any of these linnes were so dirty XD

[rednekokitty]

Dude yes! This is so amazingly funny! Especially the kairi and sora part XD

[deshaegirl]

LMAO!!!!!

[Jixsurez]

yes i needs an explinationz!!!

[TheKhfan4life]

LOL

[Jixsurez]

10, i no understand

[MrBladimir3]

@Jixsurez do you really need an explanation :PPP



[13CrystalHeart]

Poor Axel...EVERYONE thinks he's gay now...I still love him though.

[nRoKslipknot]

Axel is so adorable! 

[Way2CoolXD]

0:52 DONALDS A PEDO BEAR :O

[SuperKHII]

the beginning and ending scenes are from... Cahin of Memories? I haven't played that one yet...

[OtakuAme]

# 12... o...m...g... KAIRI!??!?!?

[TidaXD]

I have no idea why 2 & 10 made me laugh so much.. "Everything's harder on four legs!" /DYING!

[FvantomX]

most of these are just dirty mind jokes, a few are pretty good though....if you want a real dirty/suggestive line, go back to Twilight Town as Sora, and beat the all the struggles (kill each opponent ten times) then talk to the struggle promotor, the creepy looking guy, hell shoot out the best line Ive ever seen in a game, what is it? I wont tell, go find out yourself :D

[LoloXXScotty]

you missed out the part when they are in Neverland and Sora,Donald and Goofy are piled on top of each other and donald says "first things first, how about getting off" LMFAO

[brittonbful]

whats the song?

[paperxknight]

patience, friends.....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!