Karl is the most annoying cunt i've come acrossed on TV. HOLY FUCKING SHIT EVERY WORD COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS WHINE/BITCH/CRY.
Season 1 was watchable due to the fact that he is actually traveling different parts of the world for the first time. Season 2 is just over kill, full of whine/bitch/cry to the point where you can't sit and watch the entire episode without wanting to slap karls face.
I can't hear and I'm bummed theres no subtitles on the DVD but when he arrived I thought ''Awww how cute is this it's like Dwarf Disneyland'' but then Ricky phoned Karl and said it was all wrong...: /
this is not a deleted scene, it made it in, it would be good if you changed the title because the only thing i saw that was different was the fact that you hear the performance music in the beginning...just saying
@MissLuvMovies I can always see where he's comming from, but when he's says 'dwarfs may be the future' it makes me laugh rather then making me think he is right. I try to get my head clean of preassumed premisses as wel a lot of times because it makes for original solutions but the difference is that i do take into account some basic reference of factual needs and definitions(even though i question those too) while he tries to never do that. Theres is genius to his words
@TheLineCutter If you ignore the health problems associated with dwarfism, wouldn't it save us a lot of resources if as an advanced industrial society we all became say Vern Troyer size? We'd take up much less room, our houses could be smaller, less food, everything.
@MissLuvMovies He's like a child. He knows very little about the world, but he has very pure reactions, and he doesn't hold them back for politeness' sake.
@MissLuvMovies Same here. However I think that is a reflection of our own mental state rather than him making sense xD and @mixandmatchvideos sorry, I accidently thumbs downed your comment when I was trying to reply. I hope it doesn't make too much of a negative impact on your life and I will try harder not to mess up next time. After all, I love you x
@MissLuvMovies stupidity is contagious and if u dont think about what he says too much it does start to make sense and the less u think the more sense it makes and eventualy ur brain degenerates so far that he will be ur jesus
He's actually making sense. A lot of the worlds problems could be solved by everyone being smaller. we'd require less food, more people could fit on aeroplanes, etc. It makes sense.
HA HA "A King-Sized Twix is massive."
That right there makes him so unique - he sees things so different than others.
2taggs2 1 day ago
think about it though, with technology there's no need for us to be 6ft tall, if we were 3ft tall, everything would take 2/3rds less, food oil etc
etocadet 1 week ago
Karl Pilkington is an actual genius in my opinion!
oliver2k94 2 weeks ago
It's Hobbiton!
xXWindsniperXx 2 weeks ago
Cheers Ricky
taize01 2 weeks ago
King size Twix: massive. PMSL. What a legend.
hippiehappy5 2 weeks ago
be a dwarf. brilliant.
21YEAH21 2 weeks ago
RICKY SENT ME HERE
birdisdaword96 2 weeks ago 7
I'm as tall as Steve and a hundred pounds heavier, yes Karl is talking sense. It sucks being a giant, especially with these tiny phones.
TheCraich 2 weeks ago
LOL I love how he always makes fun of Steve
TehBird 2 weeks ago 2
"A king-size Twix is massive!" Freakin hilarious!! Love this guy!
srcraigo 3 weeks ago
SMIYER
axium403 3 weeks ago
I love Karl's advice. "Be a dwarf." "Don't solve problems."
Hebdomas 3 weeks ago
what karl said during the dwarf bit is perfectly rational.
Nusrat5791 3 weeks ago
No all the British reference points are lost to us. I google the names I dont know
ajboone1989 3 weeks ago
Does America get most of the reference points? Like Peter Andre, Lily Allen, Richard and Judy?
I mean Karl uses a lot of reference points that the British audiences understand, but does it translate well? Do they just fill in the blanks?
shanustheanus 3 weeks ago
@shanustheanus We get Lily Allen videos in Canada. I saw one it was pretty trippy.
troublemakir 2 weeks ago
King size twix is massive
bellymann 3 weeks ago
hahahaha i'd rather be a dwarf, king size twix are massive" hilarious
RcUniverseGuy 3 weeks ago 2
Be a dwarf.
RespectMyPiracy 1 month ago 5
The Best Ever...
jthaddeus1 1 month ago
I guess they deleted this scene because Karl seems too content.
WiseGuy5674 1 month ago
he didnt say "smile" karl...he said "smierrrr"...you were supposed to smierrrr
imashelchazona 1 month ago 3
HAHAHA perfect you wanto be small here
jeansilvas 1 month ago
Wise words from Karl "Be a Dwarf."
JanelleJonasNZ 1 month ago
Warwick Davis made a god point about being a dwarf plumber being able to take advantage of your size concerning small places.
billthecat666 1 month ago
"Be a dwarf".
JohnTheWolfBoy 1 month ago
we are the odd ones out...hahahaha
cottz4509 1 month ago
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jordan11119999999555 1 month ago
Don't think this was a deleted scene. I saw it in the show
trippellol 1 month ago
@trippellol me 2!
norwegianterminator 1 month ago
@trippellol
It was omitted in the US. Obviously.
TheLordHodne 3 weeks ago
0.39 little Mr T, fool.
blohmymind 1 month ago
0.38 little lily allen, ha ha haw
blohmymind 1 month ago
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Karl is the most annoying cunt i've come acrossed on TV. HOLY FUCKING SHIT EVERY WORD COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH IS WHINE/BITCH/CRY.
Season 1 was watchable due to the fact that he is actually traveling different parts of the world for the first time. Season 2 is just over kill, full of whine/bitch/cry to the point where you can't sit and watch the entire episode without wanting to slap karls face.
Yomamasahox1 1 month ago
is one of the dwarfs giving a lap dance at 0:40 ? :S
mrUMMbongo 1 month ago
they know their dwarfs lol
ojr777 1 month ago
Little Richard and Judy.
Scadooshlol 2 months ago
pot noodle!
LiMiTZzHD 2 months ago
LMFAO i love his bit of advice "be a dwarf"
IzaFaqat 2 months ago
'be a dwarf'... lol, like we've got a choice...
fvjnfdsjvae 2 months ago 3
I can't hear and I'm bummed theres no subtitles on the DVD but when he arrived I thought ''Awww how cute is this it's like Dwarf Disneyland'' but then Ricky phoned Karl and said it was all wrong...: /
DeterminedGirlTS3 2 months ago
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TheLineCutter 2 months ago
what episode are the dwarfs on?
tumbleboys 2 months ago
this is not a deleted scene, it made it in, it would be good if you changed the title because the only thing i saw that was different was the fact that you hear the performance music in the beginning...just saying
nessus1 2 months ago
@nessus1 naaah it wasnt
virlyn2 2 months ago
"little Richard and Judy" :)
TheStevenWhiting 3 months ago
I don't hate Manchester United as much as I did, because of Karl.
nomsdeguerre 3 months ago
to be fair the world is getting overcrowded,being smaller makes sense :3
MannyJazzcats 3 months ago 4
The goldfish theory states otherwise karl
Organisms grow to the shape of their surroundings.
TheBoyofnothing 3 months ago
Anyone else think that a lot of what Karl says actually makes sense?
MissLuvMovies 4 months ago 214
@MissLuvMovies It always does.
mixandmatchvideos 4 months ago 123
@mixandmatchvideos Not always, but way more than Stephen and Ricky like to make out...
dariunas 2 weeks ago
@MissLuvMovies I can always see where he's comming from, but when he's says 'dwarfs may be the future' it makes me laugh rather then making me think he is right. I try to get my head clean of preassumed premisses as wel a lot of times because it makes for original solutions but the difference is that i do take into account some basic reference of factual needs and definitions(even though i question those too) while he tries to never do that. Theres is genius to his words
TheLineCutter 2 months ago
@TheLineCutter If you ignore the health problems associated with dwarfism, wouldn't it save us a lot of resources if as an advanced industrial society we all became say Vern Troyer size? We'd take up much less room, our houses could be smaller, less food, everything.
troublemakir 2 months ago
@troublemakir
brilliant
camiotron 1 month ago
@MissLuvMovies like i get what he tries to say...but the way he describes it is stupid hahaha
BigBrueser 2 months ago
@MissLuvMovies He is like sage.
rycka1983 1 month ago
@MissLuvMovies oh yeah
naru102 1 month ago
@MissLuvMovies He's like a child. He knows very little about the world, but he has very pure reactions, and he doesn't hold them back for politeness' sake.
LexiRoseStudio 1 month ago 3
@MissLuvMovies
not only makes sense, sometimes he outsmarts everyone I think
efsq 1 month ago
@MissLuvMovies you know what they say, great minds think alike ;)
frankvonfrauner 3 weeks ago
@MissLuvMovies Same here. However I think that is a reflection of our own mental state rather than him making sense xD and @mixandmatchvideos sorry, I accidently thumbs downed your comment when I was trying to reply. I hope it doesn't make too much of a negative impact on your life and I will try harder not to mess up next time. After all, I love you x
SilentSlumber3 3 weeks ago
@MissLuvMovies stupidity is contagious and if u dont think about what he says too much it does start to make sense and the less u think the more sense it makes and eventualy ur brain degenerates so far that he will be ur jesus
elendir8 2 weeks ago
He's done Steve AGAIN.
hobowithabag 4 months ago 13
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tepander 4 months ago
He's actually making sense. A lot of the worlds problems could be solved by everyone being smaller. we'd require less food, more people could fit on aeroplanes, etc. It makes sense.
NFM1337 4 months ago 11
@NFM1337 yep.. less bad gas.. sort of.. puffed into the air..
less fartidge
RobertoWatchin 3 months ago
DANCING DANCING DWARF
vogelbajs 4 months ago
Be a dwarf..
icepikoftime 4 months ago 2
This wasn't deleted? Eh
iamtheressurection1 4 months ago
'I'd rather be a dwarf than be like Steve.. Steve's almost a giant.'
hahaha :L
sophiepritch555 4 months ago 6
It's not big and it's not funny.
wulfricvonspot 4 months ago
Ricky's twitter sent me here
funkyknight1 4 months ago 4
king size twix is massive hahaha
J00eybb 4 months ago 170
because, dogs have... human eyes
WoolyBoo 4 months ago
01:15 He's having a go
alanwhite 4 months ago 32
@alanwhite
But true
truckcompany 4 months ago
@alanwhite HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN!
xILambyIx 4 months ago 3
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01:15 He's having a go
alanwhite 4 months ago
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alanwhite 4 months ago
Legend
MrShouldknowbetterUK 4 months ago