1st: Lady: I wish I had a castle in the sky. Mike:Well wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which pilles up first.
2nd:I wish the foset didn't drip all day. Crow:AIM HIGH SISTER!
3rd: Lady:A kitchen phone in hand when friends call and like 2 chat a bit. Mike:*makes a pig like sound*
and 4th: Lady: Its nice 2 have a telephone 2 blend with my new dresses and rugs. A living room thats all r own. Guy:*slams on keys* Servo:BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
This old dude at my valet job, after giving me his car to park, said: "Well, have a good day Steve!" To which I said (since Steve isn't even my name): "Not everybody's STEVE!" And I laughed to myself. So I had to look this video up again! XD
The whole "Steve" jokes had me giggling, but when they said "Who's Dave?" I cracked up and had to hide my face in a pillow so I wouldn't be heard by the neighbors. lol!
@demondarkhorse its not funny. there I should have said it like that but that wouldnt get the point to your dumb ass. Stop leaving stupid ass little thumb comments you fuck.
@Verto9999 I DONT. FUCK YOUR STUPID THUMB COMMENT YA BITCH. IVE SEEN THESE ON LIKE EVERY VIDEO AND NOT 1.... NOT 1!! - HAS BEEN EVEN SLIGHTLY FUNNY OR CLEVER.
YOUR NOT CLEVER.
YOUR NOT FUNNY.
QUIT FUCKING LEAVING STUPID ASS THUMB COMMENTS YA BITCH.
omg i remember watching mst3k all the time as a kid . i just couldnt remember what it was called until i happened upon this just now. thx for the uploads
Mensch ey, könn die ma ihre scheß dreckfresse halten man, soll das lustig sein ?? ich will den trailer sehen und nich i-welche affen quatschen hören...
@auritone Can you upload the part of this exact movie where the guys comment about "Steve tell steve he is fired, and tell the other Steve he can take his job" or something like that.
@diddymouse why the fuck do people keep typing quotes from movies? we just heard this shit "OMG LOL HA HA HA SHIT I JUST HEARD IN THE FILM " QUOTE FROM FILM" OMG LOL
I laughed my ass off at Servo's take on the opening credits "Night, 'mother..uh, Moose.. Stalker..uh, Of the Iguana..uh, sausage.. Blood Sausage.. uh, ..oh well.."
The Dollhouse, roflol, omg, Mickey Rourke came over to help..that was brilliant! Such a funny short, Elton John...It's hard to type, now the blood sausage...Poor Steve, this was so funny!!
I haven't seen this whole episode, but this montage is hilarious. I especially love the rapid succession of lines like "I've never seen a man so dead" and "Steve!". It's not a good idea to watch this while eating, as you'll be laughing too much.
is that once upon a honeymoon on any of the MST3000 dvds? I really wanna see the whole thing. I remember I saw it years ago and thought it was the funniest episode of this show.
You think I'm Steve, don't you? They'll be other Steves. This have Steve written all over it. No, that's his hinder, Steve. That's weird, Steve. This is no ordinary Steve. Me Steve or he Steve? I got it handled, Steve. Steve 1, you go that way. Steve 2, come with me. Get Steve on it. And the Steves are on it. Let's keep it between us Steves. Steve. Steve and I have something to tell you. And the Steves are there. Steve, cut it out. Steveeee!
More Steves please.
CoolFreeHardBop 4 days ago
Apparently this episode is what inspired all the steves in LittleKuriboh's abridged series :P
Kill3rballoon 5 days ago
One of my favorite episodes.
charlesajones77 2 weeks ago
"I regret nothing!"
aaronjwilson84 2 weeks ago
"SNARF FARM?"
aaronjwilson84 2 weeks ago
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aaronjwilson84 2 weeks ago
Steve!
OnaCR96 2 months ago
only thing this episode was missing was a forklift reference.
slyder15 2 months ago
4 people are named Steve
ForceMaximus84 3 months ago
Mike: OK, WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!
Servo: 23 SKADOO!!
Crow: *screams as he runs*
One of the best Movie Sign cutaways!
BryonYoungblood 4 months ago
"What I'm about to say might sound strange, but I think we should eat this corpse."
Omg I can't breathe hahaha
kyphoscoliosis 4 months ago in playlist Liked 2
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BryonYoungblood 4 months ago
My fav parts:
1st: Lady: I wish I had a castle in the sky. Mike:Well wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which pilles up first.
2nd:I wish the foset didn't drip all day. Crow:AIM HIGH SISTER!
3rd: Lady:A kitchen phone in hand when friends call and like 2 chat a bit. Mike:*makes a pig like sound*
and 4th: Lady: Its nice 2 have a telephone 2 blend with my new dresses and rugs. A living room thats all r own. Guy:*slams on keys* Servo:BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
LOL XD
Shadowchaofan 7 months ago 3
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Shadowchaofan 7 months ago
"Every... body was... Kung... Fu.. fighting..."- Best song ever
orgixvi3 7 months ago
Aww you missed the best parts, when they were making the parrot jokes!
Demolitions75 8 months ago
Underrated episode.
plisskin83 9 months ago 8
@plisskin83 I totally agree! :)
auritone 9 months ago 2
This old dude at my valet job, after giving me his car to park, said: "Well, have a good day Steve!" To which I said (since Steve isn't even my name): "Not everybody's STEVE!" And I laughed to myself. So I had to look this video up again! XD
PyrozPlayground 9 months ago
5:58 He is showing!
s4ujcd 9 months ago
Here's how far I've gotten, la.
Jaystew17 9 months ago
steve??
demonmama 10 months ago
"Snarf farms"?
GoblinXXX 10 months ago
"That's the most insulting thing you've ever said to me."
Saadles 10 months ago
Here's how far I've gotten! LA!
LOL!
PyrozPlayground 11 months ago
"If I pull hard enough I can snap my head off." lol. I felt like that at work last week!
puberis 11 months ago
The whole "Steve" jokes had me giggling, but when they said "Who's Dave?" I cracked up and had to hide my face in a pillow so I wouldn't be heard by the neighbors. lol!
Zakurako 11 months ago
Steve?
jenlight 11 months ago
Oh look, he is showing!
AAAAAH OH GOD I CAN SEE EVERY CONTOUR!!
First time I saw this episode I was eating soup. Let's just say that scene made things get a little messy.
educatedcockroach 11 months ago
Oh my god, I'm pregnant
cbrandom 1 year ago
4 people dont like Steve
Verto9999 1 year ago
@Verto9999 Now......Why did you leave that comment? Answer honestly. What? Did you think it was FUNNY?
4 people were someone's grandma who decorates homes.
4 people prefer Stephen
4 people couldn't find the pills
4 people could stop smiling
4 people are not in the not too distant future
4 people accidentally hit dislike
4 people weren't kung foo fighting
4 people took a line in this vid and compared it to the number of people that didn't like it and hoped that people will think they're funny.
MichRockHop81108 10 months ago
@MichRockHop81108 who made you the funny police? need to invest in a sandblaster for that sandy vagina of yours.
demondarkhorse 9 months ago
@demondarkhorse its not funny. there I should have said it like that but that wouldnt get the point to your dumb ass. Stop leaving stupid ass little thumb comments you fuck.
MichRockHop81108 9 months ago
@Verto9999 I DONT. FUCK YOUR STUPID THUMB COMMENT YA BITCH. IVE SEEN THESE ON LIKE EVERY VIDEO AND NOT 1.... NOT 1!! - HAS BEEN EVEN SLIGHTLY FUNNY OR CLEVER.
YOUR NOT CLEVER.
YOUR NOT FUNNY.
QUIT FUCKING LEAVING STUPID ASS THUMB COMMENTS YA BITCH.
MichRockHop81108 10 months ago
All those Steves... I could hardly breathe from all the Steves.
OhMyGoshItsALeg 1 year ago
"I'm getting too close to the earth! I'm afraid of intimacy!
Livefordance809 1 year ago
"Springtime, for hitler, and germany..."
haha great Producers referance.
sexyglexy 1 year ago
steve?
d983394 1 year ago
" I'll have to be nude"
DaimondInTheRough 1 year ago
"Steve!"
"Yes?"
"Yes?"
"Yes?"
TheJoeShow08 1 year ago
..................................HEY STEVE!
Tarbtano 1 year ago 3
steve jokes make my life
d983394 1 year ago 2
"Oh baby, I was misnamed. I'm really the Looooove Beast"
DoctorGalapagos 1 year ago
this is how ive gotten....la hahahahahha
dabulls108 1 year ago
You think I'm Steve, don't you?!
ilikethecoke 1 year ago 4
Bang bang! Bang bang! Bang bang bang bang!
ilikethecoke 1 year ago
Blood Beast: "I REGRET NOTHING!!"
I thought "Werewolf" was my favorite MST3K episode, until I saw this one. (Oh, excuse me. "War-wilf".)
FlippinBooks 1 year ago 2
"Everybody was Kung-fu fighting."
TheMichelleLeeWhite 1 year ago
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"Steve, I've something to tell you."
"What, me Steve, or he Steve?"
NanaPudden 1 year ago
omg i remember watching mst3k all the time as a kid . i just couldnt remember what it was called until i happened upon this just now. thx for the uploads
demonchacer 1 year ago
no more questions more boobies!!!
johnhamilton08 1 year ago
1:42-1:57 has me cracking up everytime!
TheFryBoy1 1 year ago
Look how dead he is.
I've never seen a man so dead.
It's as if he's dead!
Well, he's still dead.
Maybe he's dead?
He's getting deader.
It's like he's dead or something!
I literally was crying during these.
SufjanSays 1 year ago 20
@SufjanSays Just as good as all the "Steve"'s
orgixvi3 7 months ago
@SufjanSays "Did that guy seem dead to you?"
BloodylocksBathory 4 months ago
"Look how dead he is"
timmy8678 1 year ago
these comments have Steve written all over them.
eyerishness 1 year ago
*is named Steve*
DAMNIT, Who the Hell keeps calling me!?
MysticEle 1 year ago
i love how Whose Line Is It Anyway used both the short and the movie in Film Dub
akje93 1 year ago 2
between the "steve" and the "dead" jokes, I could not stop laughing. also the part about the suicidal/depressed doctor was just too funny, lmao.
fishgul69 1 year ago
steve
Verto9999 1 year ago
Dead
Dead
Dead
Getting deader
Still dead.
AllyOfTractorMan 1 year ago
"Ever see stroganoff?" XD
grego605 1 year ago
"Well, we had to snap him in two like a frozen dog to get him out of the space capsule, but I think you'll find..."
dresden51 1 year ago
Mensch ey, könn die ma ihre scheß dreckfresse halten man, soll das lustig sein ?? ich will den trailer sehen und nich i-welche affen quatschen hören...
Stromkasteningo 1 year ago
are you serrious? the attack of the giant leeches music? Roger Corman has used that track maybe five times in his 40 year carreer.
Ghostgrin 1 year ago 3
Well, we had to snap him in 2 like a frozen dog to get him out of the space capsule, but I think...
ilikethecoke 1 year ago
YOU THINK I'M STEVE, DONT YOU?!!
Of all the 'Steve' lines, that one cracks me up every time!!
untitleme61 1 year ago 4
Help! I'm being severly backlit!
LilyPhoenix333 2 years ago 4
Steve!
philos219 2 years ago 4
I bought a canal, once...
salanh 2 years ago
"Steve still needs some help boarding the windows."
"Get Steve on it."
DrThunder88 2 years ago 7
"Oh, wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one piles up first."
CrazyKirlia 2 years ago 5
That should be a T-shirt.
ninjawraith17 2 years ago 2
"What I am about to say, might seem strange but I think we should eat this corpse."
perplacymp 2 years ago 3
Great montage, but it was missing one of my favorite lines from the episode: "Back when NASA was just a mom-and-pop organization!"
devpd 2 years ago
"My God, I'm pregnant!"
"Ha! He's trying to have a Mon Claire moment!"
"If I pull hard enough, I can snap my head off."
*penguin sqwauking*
"Uh, Night Mother, Moose, uh, Stalker, of the Iguana, uh, Sausage, Blood Sausage... Oh!"
"This has been thoroughly Corman-ized!"
"Did he have a skull when we sent him up?!"
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 2 years ago 4
I REGRET NOTHING!
neoncastlebleck 2 years ago 12
"Hey, he's full of shrimp!!"
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 2 years ago 2
i think we should eat this corpse
ghostface320 2 years ago 3
"He's not that alive anymore, over."
"Looks how dead he is."
"It's as if he's dead."
"He's getting deader."
"Never seen a man so dead."
"It's like his dead or something."
This along with Steves was my favorite part of this episode
arciks11 2 years ago 6
~I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day~
Aim high, sister!
ilikethecoke 2 years ago 4
"better to stalk it than have it come after us" Thats My Dating Policy!
HAA!!!!!
47Freakshow 2 years ago 3
<<<eyes watering....I almost died laughing..."AAAAA....ohh I get that alot"...lol...."stupid wall, you stupid wall"....ooooo, we need this show back
jay4457 2 years ago
steve?
47Freakshow 2 years ago 2
Too bad you missed this from the short.
"Wait a minute! What the hell was that about ANYWAY?!"
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 2 years ago
Yeah, I know, but found it rather obvious... :)
auritone 2 years ago
Well, then, that makes sense if you found it obvious to post, Auritone. ^^ At least you got the "Steve" stuff in the main feature.
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 2 years ago 2
Couldn't really leave out the Steves. :D
auritone 2 years ago 8
Oh, yeah, yeah. XD
Another good one you got had to be Servo's intro in the movie when he makes up all sorrts of names!
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 2 years ago
@auritone Can you upload the part of this exact movie where the guys comment about "Steve tell steve he is fired, and tell the other Steve he can take his job" or something like that.
Ken9284 1 year ago
"Mickey Rourke came over ...."
El135o 2 years ago 2
"Steve, I'm gonna kill myself"
CaptRodgers 2 years ago 2
Heres how fart I've Gotten...LA
Every..body was. Kung fu fight..ting XD
Bristol92 2 years ago 3
"i lost a husband once"
philos219 2 years ago 3
"And the Steves are there!"
"Steve 1, you go that way, Steve 2, come with me!"
Bryon
BryonYoungblood 2 years ago 2
No more question! More boobies!
ilikethecoke 2 years ago 6
That was my favorite riff from the whole movie! (^_^)
BlueKyne 2 years ago 2
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ilikethecoke 2 years ago
Aw, no "The conducter's having a seizure!"
ilikethecoke 2 years ago 3
Steve?
Steve!?
Steeeve!!!
Silmalic 2 years ago 6
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BryonYoungblood 2 years ago
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BryonYoungblood 2 years ago
oh, i knew i was lactose-intolerant, but... HAHA
Sabreeshuh 2 years ago
"Dave? Who's Dave?"
MyMelyanna 2 years ago 4
heres what i got so far "la"
bmt277 2 years ago 2
"Dave? Who's Dave?"
"Oh, Steve's name is Johnny"
SkuubaSteve 2 years ago 3
Does Mike sound sick or is it just me?
c3section 2 years ago
2:16-2:22 LMAO!
"Dick Courier! When dick absolutely, positively has to be there overnight." XD
"What I'm about to say might sound strange but I think we should eat this corpse."
diddymouse 2 years ago 23
@diddymouse why the fuck do people keep typing quotes from movies? we just heard this shit "OMG LOL HA HA HA SHIT I JUST HEARD IN THE FILM " QUOTE FROM FILM" OMG LOL
MiamiTribe 1 year ago
I laughed my ass off at Servo's take on the opening credits "Night, 'mother..uh, Moose.. Stalker..uh, Of the Iguana..uh, sausage.. Blood Sausage.. uh, ..oh well.."
untitleme61 2 years ago 5
The Dollhouse, roflol, omg, Mickey Rourke came over to help..that was brilliant! Such a funny short, Elton John...It's hard to type, now the blood sausage...Poor Steve, this was so funny!!
Voyagersguidebook 2 years ago
"no more questions; more boobies"..LOLZ
untitleme61 2 years ago 7
Holy crap!! All the "Steves" in a row had me gasping for air!
SoundsmithOne 2 years ago 6
Oh my god! Were all thier names Steve in this movie or did they not bother to say the other character's names? lol
sillygrl23 2 years ago 2
One of them was Dave, the one that was pregnant was Johnny, and I am not sure about the doctor's name
889654 2 years ago
It's funny that at 4:22 he says "his head is gone" even though you can see it in the shadow.
spiffythealien 2 years ago
Steve's dead!!!
orgixvi3 2 years ago 3
I haven't seen this whole episode, but this montage is hilarious. I especially love the rapid succession of lines like "I've never seen a man so dead" and "Steve!". It's not a good idea to watch this while eating, as you'll be laughing too much.
MJAnimeDude87x 2 years ago 5
is that once upon a honeymoon on any of the MST3000 dvds? I really wanna see the whole thing. I remember I saw it years ago and thought it was the funniest episode of this show.
CrownVictoria45 2 years ago
I don't think this episode has been released yet, sadly.
auritone 2 years ago
The movie isn't out yet, but Once Upon a Honeymoon has been released on Shorts Volume Three. 8-)
LunaMoth116 2 years ago
Oh, and the whole episode is also available on Google Video. 8-)
LunaMoth116 2 years ago
@CrownVictoria45 The episode is available on netflix now.
KingGeorge1024 1 year ago
STEEEEVVVVEEEEEE
butchdeadlift10 2 years ago
dma69nyc 2 years ago 7
Steve?
is that you, steve?
butchdeadlift10 2 years ago
Not everyone is Steve!
Oh, Steve's name is Johnny XD
889654 2 years ago 3
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"Steve?"
"Yes?"
"Yes?"
"Yes?
ROFL!
vlcupper 2 years ago
"everybody was kung fu fighting."
rememberization 2 years ago 7
Steve?
Steve?
Steve?
Steve?
Adrialgon 2 years ago 3
Steve!
butchdeadlift10 2 years ago
lol that pretty much covers the whole episode
gojirafan430 2 years ago
You forgot "Dow! Dadadadow! Pewpewpewpewpewew! Dadow!"
:3 Just saying.
nupinoop296 2 years ago 2
"What would Liberace do? ...No, better not do that..."
tritiumH3 2 years ago 4
Steve?
youcutmelegoff 2 years ago
STEVE
butchdeadlift10 2 years ago
1:04 !!
servo6620 2 years ago
"ive been under him before"
nice
luexiana 3 years ago 11