Discovery Institute Parody 1of5

[ShalomYal]

I will be laughing all day - Thanks!!!!!!! I'm not sure how i missed this for so long

[Anon11674]

1:20

Why would you do that?! O_o

[suferable]

Is it me, or is that broccoli person giving birth to that gerbil male? The discovery institute really does have some problems.

[luisdez81]

ROFLMAO

[BigFatMan1951]

It this really a satire? I mean, like, really! It wouldn't surprise me if the Discovery Institute were really that stupid enough to present that as an argument against evolution! There stupidity knows no bounds! Oh oh! I think the broccoli in my fridge just gave birth to a 900 pound grizzly bear! I got to run now! See you all later! BYE!!!

[scarletharlot69]

the Creation Institute is Kook Central rite? have you ever seen brocoli give birth to a gerbil? well have you? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kram83au]

yes take that mr scientist. lol

[Jonstern1983]

I know this is supposed to be a parody, but it is so much like the real thing.

[4FunPlayin]

@Jonstern1983 Poe's law :D

[fistyeah21]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sqweak sqweak) This was the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[Ignorantf00l]

Yay, I have gerbils:D

[brt5470]

The soft Jazz was wonderful.

[wisefreethinker242]

you know what is so funny evolutionists religion? you have this video on your chanel as if you see broccoli gave birth to a gerbil. can you show me that proof?... actting like this don't offend your relgious beliefs. simply pathetic!

so tell me, you put this on your channel to..........??? O.-

[TheLordOfTheSporks]

I saw cabbage give birth to a manatee once, but no broccolis giving birth to gerbils.

[ThePassiveFist]

Wow. I am totally convinced Evolution is wrong now. thanks for enlightening me...

Now i know what to feed my Crocoduck! Gercoli!

[queenastilon]

This whole vid is a load of dingo's kidneys! The starting point is a lie because that's not broccoli, it's calebrese!

Brought to you by "Pedantry is NOT Just an Annoying Waste of Time, it's a Way of Life"

[J0EH3AD]

In fact I have seen brocoli to give birth to a mouse. Therefore evolution is true. Logic is clear.

[daemonowner]

Yes!.... ok, maybe not.. but i did see a toaster giving birth to a piece of bread, it was a little burnt though.. still testifies to gods love and compassion and justice and.. existence.. =P

[OsteologicalsRock]

Wow... this is the most compelling argument since the crockoduck! :P

[KETimiko]

They can't realy be this stupid can they XD?

[Doomcharger]

@KETimiko It's far worse actually. They keep shouting the same "Evidence" and haven't smelled fresh air because of how long their head as been up their ass.

[TheCrescentKnight]

I have now.

[groovyengineer]

gerbils and cheese sauce yum yum

[TheHomelessCripple]

hahaha!

[maxpolaris99]

Shut up I'm trying to think!!! :)

Broccoli = Broccoli

Gerbils = Gerbils

God exists = True

Wow that was easy, I like thinking!

BRING IT ON!

[TheHeather1985]

Bravo. My favorite part is the whole idea of broccoli 'giving birth' at all. But that's right up creationist ally.

[PaulTheHeritic]

Does this mean I can eat Gerbils instead of broccoli?

[SqueakerAlpha]

@PaulTheHeritic absolutely NOT!! you need green veggies, gerbils are not green and not vegetable so gerbil = broccoli is just wrong. If you dont like brocoli , and who does, just feed it to the gerbils.

[gregrutz]

I like the way it starts, like bad email.....

This is Great, you are going to love this one. Really

[fequalsma42]

The birth scene was kinda freaky lol

[DogBoots77]

It's funny 'caus it's true!

[jasonoatmeal]

i like how its a man broc shooting out the gerbal

[CorndogMaker]

think about it.

really, really.

think about it.

[dococksmother]

I did see broccoli give birth to a gerbil once. That was one helluva meal.

[bushputz]

Well, I don't know about broccoli thing, but I wouldn't put it past the Discovery Institute to indulge in a spirited round of gerbiling now and then...

[garytheagnostic]

I saw a watchmaker poop out a watch on the beach once.

[tctheunbeliever]

Hmmmmmm

[xSilverPhinx]

I've seen broccoli doing some awesome things but never giving birth to a gerbil, no.

[tehKap0w]

i have to poop now...

[raythetse]

I just realized that gerbil is a hilarious word

[HAL9000unit]

This is the best one by far.

[kokofan50]

so stupid even after adding 50 iq points. i'm happy some one did this.

[AnonymousDiv0]

I think the real point is whether anybody has seen a banana give birth to a coke can.

[YashinNashi]

Actually, I think I have seen that before. And Stephen Lynch made a song about it. That poor gerbil...

[thedeeliciousplum]

these vids are absolutely wonderful. My giggles are filling the room :D

[1096dino]

utterly hillarious!!! lol

[theshredator]

But if that was a man-broccoli, then where did the gerbil come out from? :(

:D

[tigger9866]

i saw a carrot adopt a lion once, does that count, i know it did not give birth to it, but in the eyes of god giving birth and adopting something is one and the same. (i think its in the bible)

[SophistAtheist]

ROFLMAO GOOD ONE

[NexIuguolo]

PROTIP: The Bible is not non-fiction.

[Tcrowaf]

Y.O.U.R.E. A. M.O.R.O.N. Oh wait. That wasn't supposed to be an acronym.

[Acronym77]

S.C.I.E.N.C.E. H.A.S. E.V.O.L.V.E.D. I.N.T.O. S.C.I.E.N.C.E. F.I.C.T.I.O.N. ! = "Special Creation Is Empirically Noticed, Condemning Evolution's Hype As Superstitious! Exaggerated Vestigial Organ Lies Via Empty Disortations -- In Narratives That Superhero Comics Instead Employ -- Nullify Its Claim That It is Offering Nonfiction!"

[isylvan]

Haha, beautiferous! :)

[kyebean]

LOL that's exactly how I imagine evolution: a broccoli man pushing a gerbil out his ass

[MasterOhSo]

wicked funny!!!

[blackwolf1272]

Oh, I hate it when my broccoli does that. All that hair in my fridge.

[Masterzec]

lol what a funny argument

[JohnQP]

BEST parody video EVER!

[visitor3107]

i saw this happen in the bottom of my fridge - i really should clean it out sometime.

The broccoli commanded the gerbil not to eat from the tree of knowledge. I guess the gerbil didnt obey the broccoli and was cast out from the fridge 'cause i can't find it in there anymore.

I think the broccoli was going to send some more broccoli to be consumed by the gerbil to save it from sin or something - i dunno, i lost interest at that point.

that was a weird-ass day....

[Hungover52]

I wonder if broccoli did give birth to a gerbil, whether it would eat it? Crazy gerbil moms do that. They also might eat broccoli. Is that cannibalism?

[iGregory67]

Wow... I did see that once. It totally freaked me out.

Of course I was on mushrooms at the time.

[Quionic7]

ROFLCOPTER I did not see the broccoli gerbil thing coming, cracked me up

[GimbleTheWizard]

Hey, look!  It's Richard Gere!

[Antichryst666]

Holy shit that was too funny....thank you

[Matt6554]

Perfect music. :D one star!!! j/k

[ChaosmanOne]

I laughed so hard I shit myself. No seriously, I just shit myself.

[djarm67]

You should lay off the gerbils for a while

[uoregonman]

I love gerbils

[Turandot29]

I guess the maker of this video has never seen a gerbcoli or a broccobil.

By the way, steamed gerbcoli (or broccobil) is high in fiber, Vitamin C, protein and fur.

[YellowFever1337]

That was gross lol

[ProcInc]

Best argument against evolution I've ever heard

[darkmojojojo]

LMAO

[mazzepa1]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darw1n1st]

looool

[Smossy007]

god damned this is absurd. I'm really starting to wonder how they're doing this

[tallownage]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahah

[Sparkythedog2008]

5 stars for the agonizingly long gerbil birth!

[infinitusverum]

This is ridicules!

We all know that broccoli cannot give birth to a gerbil.

Geez...

I have however seen a cabbage (It was a savoy) give birth to a hamster.

Yup, true story that y'know.

[Skoda130]

Wake up!! It's a parody!!!

[infinitusverum]

No!

Really?

Well I never!

A Parody you say?

Do you think my comment was real?

Wake up!! It was a joke!!!

[Skoda130]

Haha, okay, fair enough.

You know, who kan know for sure these days, with al those wacko's out there? :) (Saying that the earth is 6000 years old, and stuff like that..) ;-)

[infinitusverum]

I know!

6000 years old! How mad would you have to be to believe that.

We all know that Bob the Janitor made the earth 4000 years ago from some toilet roll tubes and glue.

Then he just watered it and poof!

Life sprung up.

It's simple really.

[Skoda130]

No, you're wrong!! Life began when the Pink Unicorn created it, about 550,56 years ago!! You heretic! ;-)

[infinitusverum]

Ahhhhhhhhh!

A different point of view from mine!

Never!!!!!!! I shall have to votebot you until you see my way of thinking! lol.

Bob the Janitor is not happy with you and your pagan unicorn!

(I'm joking about the votebotting btw just in case- again satire)

[critic4101]

what are u talking about!!!

this whole world was clearly intelligently designed by the flying spaggetti monster. LOL

[stuckvanilla]

ROFL

this makes me laugh every time i watch it.

[Shadowflare00]

The tears. They stream down my face.

[nicanicabad]

Five Galactic Stars!!

[JonO387]

OMG, The birthing scene deserves an Oscar.

[superfisto]

nice

the gerbil birthing sounds made my cat leave the room

[MrFacet]

good! I will try it on our housecat >:)

[diin2live]

How could I have been so wrong?! Evolution has been wrong this whole time!

[alexkidd3d]

HAHA awesome

[versusvideo]

Wow...evolution is completely wrong...

[buzzausa]

Well...that certainly is a new argument.......

[clownpenisfart]

No. I can honestly say that I have never seen that before.

[BlackrendX]

1:20 XDDD I about died

[BespokeGroupUK]

lololololololololololololololl­loololololol

[adamflee]

Amazing!

[HumanStrategy]

Yes, I have seen broccoli give birth to a gerbil. It was fantastic!!^^

[Darahcos]

LOL

[anonymous2635]

I will prove you wrong!!!!!! Where can i buy a gerbil?

[4jonah]

i hate broccoli. however, gerbils are delicious.

[mickeykozzi]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA awesome