you will NEVER BE A ROCK STAR!!!

[BVBArmyMember]

@ImmaEvilMonkey this is true

[jamndude92]

Musterd explosion on a elephant will catch a monkey on fire in antartica who also plays a basoon.com

[dogsloveme111]

u have such a good point when saying that its ez for famous ppl to say u can acheive ur dreams

[GuyFawks1605]

LOL

[BVBArmyMember]

I know those Dr. Dre lyrics!!! Its from Forgot About Dre by Dr. Dre ft Eminem

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@BVBArmyMember Thank you, mommy/sister/daughter!

[BVBArmyMember]

@ImmaEvilMonkey no problem daughter/sister/mother

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@BVBArmyMember Haha, random ppl just looking at the comments will think we're insane XD

[BVBArmyMember]

@ImmaEvilMonkey theyre just sad cuz they dont have a friendship like ours lol

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@BVBArmyMember We're more like family if we were born from each other, rather than friends :)

[SevenWondersHD]

Hahaha you laughed at 4:34 :)

[starrypie2]

haha i just noticed that his words did match his undershirt..

[tayloramberchagnon]

I love how awkwad you are, haha. You're great.

[YummyChoccy]

Andy sorry i noticed.... Youre floating words said cirles not circles...

[xCrowellskiix]

I PLAY BASSON :DDD

[JoshLoss]

This showed up on my suggested videos...

My dream is shattered now... thanks.... haha

[gggrinz]

The line of dirt part was EPIC!

[unknown25965]

PUNK'S NOT DEAD

[Jessie0x3]

why can i relate to you

your hilarious

[tristanv1]

Your videos always buffer when i watch them, why is that?

[XanthochroicDinosaur]

5:25 i thought he w3as going to say something nice about that. i was wrong...

[TheXyxNOSCOPEXyx]

dude you are the best, never stop what your doing

[UrbanMakk]

something in your nose the end

[OhEmilyEffGee]

You are like my favorite youtuber. Seriously. I can never watch one video. I go to watch one, and end up watching every single one. I spend the rest of the night watching you. Even if I HAVE seen the video before!

[cc10125]

lol i love those dr. dre lyrics

[davidelmejor5]

4:50-5:07 is awesome!!

[dublinblubber]

Ive had girlfriends and I play Oboe, Bassoon, Piano, Bass guitar, Guitar, Trumpet, Bass Trombone, and Drums :P

[TheHappyToad]

LOL

[TheFuzzyOfDoom]

you know .... i hate that stupid line of dirt too.

[MissEmmabean3]

Death Cab for BOOTY!! :D

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

"....dfgxrthSETHSRGdrhdrj.....­"

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

just a classic tune....wish.....u...were ...here.....[well not really that would be awkward cause i'm astral projecting right now..and i am naked}...but cool tune.

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

lets start a band for sure..tee 661 326 1604..weeee

[MrAtulSroha]

OH MY GOD!!! the dust pan and broom thing is soo TRUE

[uppercutassault]

i have the same problem with the dust pan. fuck you dust pan.

[IKickHobos]

Bassoon players FTW. And it's true... we don't get many boyfriends. T_T

[CueAwesome]

What's the music in the background? I like it.

[TheBuddhaFist]

Oh My god how long have you been in the womens bathroom? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[panteralover11]

there is only one thing i need to say... i love you!

[shipwreckedhedgehog]

F*cking line of dirt...

[SortaSmoothCriminal]

hahaha that line of dirt part is so true subbedd

[WOAHTROLL]

i never noticed the words matched his shirt until he said something.... woah.

[sasukesharingan4142]

I f***ing hate that too the dust pan it's so f***ing annoying -.-"

[suspiciousSnail]

every single time, without fail you allways make me laugh :D

[AlphaWolfJoslyn]

They give you a smile *wave* and a little wave *smile* lol I think you have things backwards

[artistmel16]

its fine to say i love you right.... because i do... and ya... my point is... THIS IS MADE MY DAY!

[McGrath579]

First part was so funny xD

[titus2202]

Forgot About Dre is an awesome song

[nerdierthanlife]

I always listen to music loudly well driving and I do enjoy it but its actual music...

[cjsworld9000]

O MI GOD THE THING WITH THE BROOM AND DUSTPAN SAME THING HERE! i used to refuse to sweep becuz i always ended up about to rip my hair out bcuz the dirt kept going under so now i just sweep the leftover dirt away or under the counter and say im done

[DrewJVal]

im sitting here thinking 'why do i know this music' then i realised..... cllub penguin

[EnchantedOath]

LOL. So true about dust pans.

[hebdowvd]

Totally agree with the lady gaga comment

She's so fake it's annoying

[MrFunnyboy1121]

what about bass clarinet oh ok i see how it is ;)

[MrAwsom39]

..." i wanted to suicide bomb their table." (awkward silence)

[MrMUSICisMAHlife]

Why the fuck do u only have like 7,000 views on most of your videos?? You should have mabey like 5,000,000 atleast!!

[gwengwengwen09]

sir you will be famous!

[xxmuffinz2xx]

Holy fuck!

I just noticed that the floating words always match his undershirt O.O

[sneakiestofskittle]

he bleeped out god instead of damn XD

[NinjaPotato01]

OH MY GOD. YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT! About everything you said! Oddly, you sound like my dad, but its all so true! Especially the douchebags with their music so loud, that you can't even here the song, and it feels like your having a seziure. (And no, I can't spell)

[nicklopez1988]

your fuckn funny but i like my car and big bass

[SunnyShineStudios]

Hey! My dad is an oboe-player!!! And I mean obviously he had a girlfriend. My mom.

BTW: You make me laugh. A lot.

[Arisa951]

haha me and my friend quote tons of your stuff on each others facebooks :) I love you haha

[MsShalalala]

"Hey, you have ten fingers? I have ten fingers! Let's be friends!"

[thatgirlmimi123]

Mc flagadididit ftw!!! <3

[TheCharnstar]

I hate that fucking dirt line! It is the bane of my life

[sykoTomBoy]

Dude i really like your videos and everything

but i love lady gaga for what she stands for

i know its what YOU think and i respect that

but can you at least call her by her name correctly

Thank you =D

and yes i like stabbing people 2 lol

[YessiTheGleek]

"Get off the fckn stage! You suck" LMAO!!

[IguanaSpunk]

Dude, I'm a punker and I literally laughed my ass off at your joke about the trend.

Like HAHAHA YES IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. But I'm still gonna dress this way 'cause I can.

That kinda thing.

I love you.

FO REAL.

[Greeny1310]

Um... o.o Ive got one thing to say.. Pleaseeeeeeeee, dun like... sy that about Emo music and stuff... like... " Emo music isnt dead, it just wishes it was." But, not all emo's or all emo music, is like that... Juuuuuusssst... Sayyyyiin...o.o

[FinishWilly]

You're one of the funniest people on YouTube, if not the funniest. Love you're videos and keep going dude... And btw do you still have that show on the Canadian channel website ??

[cisauc]

Andrew you are so true about the music nowadays. Sucks but I know a lot of talented people that will never be famous while lady gaga gets everythings with autotune crap. What a shame....

[dindorox95]

Subscribed.

[12lbyers]

why dont you have one hundred trillion views and a billion subscribers? you deserve it, sir.

[UTooBCareBear]

:)

[AndiKeepSmile]

You're a bit like Jimmy Carr in the way that nearly all your jokes seem to be one liners :)

[purple1316]

Mix 104.3 in Denver, Colorado featured part of this on their Morning show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andypandy311]

@purple1316 What? That's amazing! They are officially the coolest radio station on earth, now.

[purple1316]

@andypandy311  I know.. I'm not usually up early enough to catch their show, but I've been staying with my mom, so we listen to their show in the morning when we're getting ready...It was the very first part, about the music lovers.. I freaked out a little and had to sho my mom the whole show because she thought it was the best..^_^ I think you deserve a ton more subscribers (I'm trying)

[iconforu2c]

@andypandy311 See Andy, everybody loves you! I think your one of the funnest people ive ever listen to. I stumbled across one of your vids about 2 months ago, and so far I have back tracked your older videos and watched just about all of them...I have linked lots of your videos to friends and everybody thinks you rock...your the new Canadian idol......

[ihateyou710]

dude in the begining you sound like scooby doo and shagy

[ServerInsight]

I PLAY THE OBOE....YAYAYAYAY

[BulgarianBoy1]

LOL emo's not dead it just wishes it was xD

[hopelesslyxxhopefulx]

i missed this due to sickness, but that means that i get to watch 2 this week! wootsauce lol. and that line of dirt....omg, that thing is the bane of my existence >.>

[loloz182]

I love you.

[mrliverpoolguy]

Is this your full-time job? Cuz you rock!! i wish you would put more videos out! :)

[Sbdro]

lmfao the food on the floor part XD

[LatigidGolana]

take your drum circles elsewhere! hahahaha! friggin hippies lol!

EndlessGrind78 sent me and I laughed! subbed and faved!

[Johnnycupcakes99]

i subscribed are you happy???

[TheRaindropDancer]

The stuff you say is sad but true...

... sad but true *shakes head*

[NaturalNerd626]

I WANTED TO SUICIDE BOMB THEIR TABLE LOL that was fucking the best

[andypandy311]

@NaturalNerd626 haha Thanks so much. It came from the heart. :)

[PittyYouAlot666]

you questioned me about my ex.... O.<

[sulla940]

YOU are funny! you really are!! and 4:35! I laughed SO hard!!

Love from Norway :-D

[sulla940]

YOU are funny! you really are!!

Love from Norway :-D

[meurtri]

the metaphor was : buy a vacuum, hippie.

[waitummwhat]

good luck with cbc. break a leg. oh and hav a tazer just in case they fight back when ur breaking ther leg

[jjsliderz]

emos not dead.. it jjst wishes it was. BEST. LINE. EVER

[hannagarcez]

am i the only one that cried of laughter with dead cab for booty!? damn. too good

[hannagarcez]

am i the only one that cried of laughter with dead cab for booty!? damn. too good

[ImTheAk]

you're awesome!

[YMNMs]

lol "Get..off..the..f**ckin'..stag­e!" that made me want to suscribe again :D

[dsleech]

Use a vaccum. It sucks.

[MaxNania]

I laughed so hard at the rapper part! Lol. Keep up the great vids.

[MsFANtard]

i can not decide whether i would love you or be very very scared of you if i would meet you...^^

[4evamissmakeup]

omg, i never noticed until you said it that your words matched your outfit!

[Rajendrasinghlabana]

I just love the way the music pauses when you deliver the punchline. Awesome thinking!!!

[lyokohero]

Hi andypandy311 are you a robot if not reply to this robot man :D

[TheMrBrandonShow]

I really like your happy face!!! :D

[TheUnwillingDonor]

LOL one of my friends plays the bongo and he thinks he is the COOLEST cause he does, guess ill need to take some of your bongo lessons [=

[firebreathx]

Those people in cars sound like giraffes.....

[Cherishhh3]

U're so good! :-bd

keep it up! :)

[pspaj]

These videos are THE best :P Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee do 2 a week!

[kookisushi]

I got 2 friends to subscribe to you :) that's not the 10 you asked for sorry :( but that's why I spend my time on youtube, I don't have alot of friends.

[trassp]

I think you will become popular soon :) keep doing videos, you're so funny :)

[NinaSielmann]

you're so awesome! keep it up, you always make my day.

you should be waaay more popular on youtube!

[AmuseMeJasmin]

ha you are so right on the broom and dust pan! Great video once again!

[Areowar]

I didn't enjoy this video as much as your previous videos, but it was still awesome and brightened my day. Keep up the good work.

[Roflcopter4b]

I love you.

No homo.

But theres no denying it any more.

[Vertigo311922]

who the fuck thumbed down this?

they must not like music.

[Valientherox]

Me when I log into Youtube:

"What? Andypandy311 uploaded a new video? My day just got instantly better."

[br33zin]

@Valientherox I couldn't agree more!

[DoodleMiracle]

u spelled drum circles wrong lol

[KeepinMeTamed]

Trololol I showed this to my class and everyone was silently laughing XD

[Linscape99]

Man, you're way too underrated. You deserve more attention, because you are one of the best people on YouTube.

[dftbaful]

i will totally drum with you and then we can be a drum line

[loveedani]

you're funny, and cute. marry me.

[onyxman8]

Rinse & Repeat!

[Juliedrulie18]

These videos are pretty much the coolest things I've ever seen. You're pretty much the coolest thing I've ever seen. You should be way famous. Also, your background music choices make me happy.

[waitummwhat]

u are like the leonardo da vinci of comedy... exept u were never acussed of sodomy and u arent attracted to ur mom. i cant spel

[ExoticFire86]

you're so fucking cute and clever. My bags are packed, when are we running away together? I'm down with the mac'n'cheese and poverty.

[bowlweevole2]

You sir, are a master of your craft. I thoroughly enjoy your comedy.

[TheCanadiangirl95]

Ahha amazing yet again. Follow him in twitter :D funny tweets

[myuzakitheglitcher]

Most people wait anxiously till Friday because they get to take a break from school/work. I wait anxiously till Friday to see one of your videos. Love it man! Keep up the good work! =D

[amyheartsguitar]

You are so hillarious!!! I get so excited when I see you've posted another video! Thanks for posting them! =]

[FreelancerRADE]

i rarely laught out loud at videos, this sir, is full of win

[Chelsey101star]

omg that line of dirt drives me crazy, especially when i run out of places to step

[silverhalls]

lmfao :) 

[mydancehalldrug]

So is the thing about famous people saying "you can achieve your dreams" LOL

[mydancehalldrug]

That sweeping thing is sooooo true!

[MrJonathanBerthiaume]

This was the best 6 minutes of my life. Thank you Andrew<3

[Seleniterose91]

Your videos are like if a magical singing unicorn and a man-killing tiger had unprotected adult relations.

[TheCod6freak]

@Seleniterose91 u mean the unicorn got raped?

[Seleniterose91]

@TheCod6freak No, it was consensual awesome baby-making.

[0oturtle]

I think I love you. <3

[Justinteezy]

haha

[paloms54]

haha and that's why i never sweep, there's no winning against that line of dirt....i just use a vacuum

[Odium1002]

i Hope you´ll rise so i can say i was a fan from the start. Kinda weird, that you don´t have that much reputation yet. Every vid is funny as hell :)

[TheBattybatz]

"get off the fucking stage, you suck" hahhahaa love it!!!

[TheColdComet]

haha Atlast a new episode!!!!! yay....

[monkeyybuttxd]

hahahahahahahahahahhah this is awesome:D

lol i love sharing these with my friends lolz :)

[TheComment111]

haha love that you pointed out the color of the words match your clothes Xb

[levlinks24]

probably my favourite one yet!

[PyjamasAreComfy]

hahaha ''I'll believe it when a homeless person says that to me'' so true.

[CapeCodSkater]

Hey Andy have you ever thought of becoming a partner on YouTube?

[konrTF]

Great videos once again mate.

[harlequinne52]

I love your vids, had to share it on my FaceBook. Keep 'em coming!

[heylookitswilliamyay]

Yes it's the weekend = ANDY TIME! You're awesome, man.

[SentonSavage]

You're hilarious dude, keep making videos :)

[ElisesReview]

HAHAh. :)

I totally once sold bongos on ebay.

aw are you crying at 2:13? lol.

[WolfOfAtheism]

*this is a public well being announcement* Pease note: It is not rape if her skirt is above her ankles. she is asking for it.

[tombrady87]

Your videos are fucking hilarious. You should do stand up comedy.

[andypandy311]

@tombrady87 Thanks so much! I do standup, actually!  I love it :)

[tombrady87]

@andypandy311 You're fit for it. I did standup as well. A Year later the place closed down....... I felt to blame.

[dudsoni]

Yer vidds are a highlight of my weeks bro :D

[andypandy311]

@dudsoni Sweet! Reading nice comments like this are the highlight of MY week! Honestly!

Thanks so much for taking the time to watch & comment!

[andypandy311]

@TheJARheadStudios That's so nice of you to say! I've gotten the odd freelance gig, every now and then. But it's hard when you don't have an agent.

Have a rockin weekend!

[quadadvance]

This was the best video yet! you made me laugh out of a horrible day. thanks to you im laughing hysterically in my class.