Ask A Ninja - Question 17 "Ninja Omnibus"

[LordDeathwing17]

"nothing is impossible."

apparently the Ninja has never tried to slam a revolving door.

[DontMockMySmock]

1:22

[SirLoki28]

Have you ever killed a man by pulling his heart out through his ass?

[hyourinmaru25]

how do you capture and track a ninja

[thedragonb0y]

This is why the internet exists.

[MiDude2isawesome]

HEY! HEY! HEY!

Exact quote from this!

Stop being a top comment!

Ktnxbai.

[jetstream786]

What ringtone do ninjas have on thier phones

[jetstream786]

Ey ninja! What happens when a ninja gets a phone call during a mission?

-Im a ninja2

[curaxuyon]

this is the best one yet XD

[wonderland64ds]

Lmao! Powdered swords. That guy kills me! xD

[monsterhunteruno]

"... unt i bevieve that ..."

and in german -_-

[Goldendriger]

Argh...i got 1/5 of the way through this and my brain started bleeding...You lied to me Ninja!

[Fallout81100]

272 people got killed by a ninja

[Syrus2006]

Reason?

I'M A NINJA

[TheBlackLotus18]

dear ninja,

Can you kill the person that filmed 2 Girls 1 Cup?

[moose9784]

I want to ask a ninja: How good are you with a Yu-Gi-Oh trading card game dueling deck?

[awesomeuno1]

272 haters gonna hate

[firelord699]

Hey I just thought.. what if they made some other thing like this like uhh.. Ask a demon?

[blackrainuponus]

Easily the best Ask A Ninja video, certainly the best of the omnibusseses at least.

[firelord699]

xD powdered swords.

[kanelives1225]

In soviet russia shuriken throws you

[NikolaSilvers]

Definitely the BEST EPISODE OF AAN EVAAAAAAAAR !!!!!!!!

[jokerwolf92]

Powdered swords lmfao rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShadowGricken]

wait EVERY hair?

[ShadowGricken]

all right guys. don't freak out. but I think this guy might, just MIGHT be a ninja.

[bloodeye164]

He sounds like a russian ninja

[DrALcapwn]

"what is the circumference of a moose?" LOL 

[TheFeeky01]

@DrALcapwn "It's Micheal Bailon's head stuck in a pie multiplied by Douglas Adams squared." Haha sorry I couldn't resist. :D

[TKKreed]

@TheFeeky01 pretty sure you mean Michael Palin...

[TheFeeky01]

@TKKreed Oh.. Right.. Man that's embarrassing haha

[dozmaster]

"Do you ever get tired of being a ninja?"

"Do you ever get tired of BEING ALIVE??"

[juliet1856]

271 people had all their hairs yanked out at once, 6073 are deadly cream puffs,

[xCozen]

Powdered Swords Haha!!

[chittct]

LOL! your video is funny!!!

[Vykkdraygo713]

I...LOVE....KILLING!! LOL

[ShadowWolfNinga]

I love Ninjas.there so....awsome.....I mean..my name is Shadow Wolf Ninja, becuse Ninjas are...Awsome...

[ShadowWolfNinga]

i have A vs question.What would happen if....I locked a ninja in a room with Flippy, and Flippy is supplied with a grendade luncher and camofolge.AND Flippy was "flipped out"?Who would win?please put some thought into this.(check out happy tree friends to see him in action)

[NINJAdugie]

I am the ninja god all fear me

[Cainey13]

Powdered swords.......

[MysticalMagicalKane]

Lets kick this pig!

[Vykkdraygo713]

what makes a ninja so special??

WE'RE NIIINJAS

[KanemiX3]

I'm a ninja !

[juliet1856]

If a ninja doesn't ever make a sound unless it will be the last sound you ever here doesn't that mean that he should never be able to talk, unless that means anyone who watches this is-

[SmileySings]

270 people had a little piece of string tied around every hair on their body then pulled out at once

[Krackdown96]

Lmao Powdered swords.

[bradman315]

how many ninjas are there?

[halotalim]

270 people are on the Ninjas hit list.

[BrettFuckinIde]

That so called "ninja" is way too fucking fat to be a ninja. You all are a bunch of fucking faggots. Along with this fucking porker.

[DisturbedFan4AllTime]

@BrettFuckinIde You take things to fucking literally. It's a video, it's not real. So stop bitching about it, asshole

[TBomb15]

@DisturbedFan4AllTime

Dude dont fight with the troll. it means he wins!

[AJ2240]

@BrettFuckinIde Get A Life Troll -_-

[Nijuka87]

@BrettFuckinIde Eh fat? I see hes a bit think but with that suit you wouldn't know, hell he could be beefed up.

If he is fat that just shows how AWESOME of a ninja he is to make it in that profession with all that added weight.

[PFreakyPFister]

lol, the Scanners refrence made my day!

[darkwarrior1179]

i could not stop laughing watching this one!

[ninjamonkey63]

how can u dislike this

[ItsSully]

"I'm a ninja?"

[StarcraftOakley]

Powdered swords, oh that one made my day

[TheMattyDaly2K10]

the look on your face is priceless lol

[muetter]

The powdered sugar is really powdered swords

[SeanGordonXRX]

So old...

Still awesome

[EvangeMani]

....powdered swords....???....powdered swords...

[viking4211]

reminds me of tobuscus for some reason.

[SaveMotherEarth16]

'I love killing!'

[superboyag]

stand aside guy-brush freeman chuck (noris) anyone else this is my hero

[superboyag]

stand aside guybrush freman chuck (noris) anyone else this is my hero 

[519bdotgangsta]

skip ads 0:01

[mparssfo]

boo ads

[iBringTheRain24]

Are you a Ninja??

[BlackGlass29]

powdered swords?? ^.^ bahaha

[MidnightSkyline]

KILLTACULAR!

[trigerhiger]

I love the begining!

[decrane100]

what are the answeres to the following questions :

Why? i'm a ninja

When? i'm a ninja

Where?...i'm a ninja

lol i subscribed

[ismellahater]

Hahaha thats so funny I subscribed

[videogamer4eva]

god i hate ads!!!!! screw nevada!

[0megaDragonSword]

"The one that kills you"

is definitely one of the best answers ever

[666MOTHERFUCKE]

what is the circumfrence of a moose

[cheater423]

@666MOTHERFUCKE its Michael Palin with his face in a pie times Duglath Adams squared

[Greenlime15]

if you like ninjas check out Rhymes with Runt's steve the ninja series

blip.tv/file/4435990

they're planning more episodes and moving to youtube by new years

[thecookiemonstur]

'The powdered sugar is actually, uhm, powdered swords.' I died so much there.

[arkadnik1]

1 time u must ask ninja obout my video *ninja obout wu* :P

its must be make u ninja **** 10 minets

p.s - revolution

[lowsten]

I'm not gonna be home til late tomorrow night. Think you could bring back Ghost to the video store for me?

[azumaninjay]

powders swords. awesome!

[lilmermer10]

that person who said the curcumfrence of a moose got that from brain serge on nick toons

[Dru1dM4N]

HE SOUNDS LIKE VEGETA!!!!!

[hannahs222]

a deadly cream puff.....a very deadly cream puff

[trungvuongk2]

i.love.killing



[Velivul]

Powdered swords. Brilliant ;D

[forthymai]

haha powdered swords XD

[Ryuukazekage]

It's spelt either way depending on where u come from (us and uk)

[MrEremon]

realize*

go back to school

[TheDarkUnleashed]

@MrEremon it either way mate, depending whether u came from USA or UK

[mrscrufflemuffin]

no man i am SERIOUSLY a ninja

[kittycat11609]

if a ninja were a food what food would it be? Creampuffs.

[00Braskicker]

266 people have been killed by the ninja

[cadebergman]

i am ninja too! but i'm a ninja, you are a ninja too!

[only4fuzzy1]

"What are the answers to the following questions:why? i'm a ninja...when? i'm a ninja....where?..............*­whispers i'm a ninja*" oh my god i think i'm going to die :DDD

[ArivainHlaenddare]

The answer, for those of you that are wondering, is 27.

[NapalmRose]

How do you speak so clearly with that mask on?!

IM A NINJA

[broadwaybaby93]

I haven't seen this in ages...I love these videos!

[damon79]

It makes me happy to see original content on the net that is creative and well thought out. So may dickheads making garbage.

[thatasiankid45]

will it blend ????

[necrid110]

@thatasiankid45 im a ninja?

[FlameSquid]

love that intro of yours terribly hard to keep it quiet at midnight watching it with headphones trying not to wake up parents

[kitkat122697]

*im a ninja*

[emz33]

Wow, I started watching from episode 1 and finally finished, came back to this one, and it seems SO SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[Marigio300]

what is the circumference of a moose?!?

[narutofanboy177]

wtf is "a deadly green cream puff " suposed to do it cant eaven move hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Overlordkain]

@narutofanboy177 what can't it do?

[narutofanboy177]

@Overlordkain well it's a cream puff so my guess is it can't do anything the only difrence is that it's probably poisoned

[Overlordkain]

@narutofanboy177 which makes it very useful indeed

[EvangeMani]

HAHA!

[TheAwesomeJassim]

Ninjonics? LOOOOOOOOL!

[FoxLover311]

Whispers...Im a Ninja xD

[rickman1945]

Does he still make new ones?

[PaulThePuppetier]

@rickman1945 he stopped,but he's coming back

[FiaFi]

Moose answer just so happens to rock my world. Ninja, you made this Brit smile.

[TESOblivion4]

still loving it!

[MustardDie456]

How much can the ninja kill without the ninja being seen by ninja killers while killing rebel ninjas while also killing there 6th grade teacher who didnt teach them how to kill people like a ninja?

[sagaofbluewing]

@MustardDie456 "Ninja killers"? Is that like Rum that drinks pirates? That just doesn't make any sense. I'm sure it's possible, just not likely.

[MustardDie456]

I am ninjaaa! He is ninjaaa!

She is NIIIIINJAAAA TOO!

I am ninjaaa! We are ninjaaa!

Cuz I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE NIINJAA TOO!

[MrDustyman1]

how hi can a ninja jump and can i jump as hi as a ninja



[Radman1889]

"Alan Greenspan skiing backwards down a black hole made of ..."

What was that last word?

[Artman1991]

@Radman1889 laffer curves. Watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

[Radman1889]

@Artman1991 Kthnxs! =)

[thingi0ma0jig]

So watching this, I have concluded that the Holocaust was caused by an angry ninja that got cheated on

[suaveyobi]

0:01



[Marlowann]

-"What is the circumference of a moose?!"

-"Michael Palin with his face in a pie times Douglas Adams squared."

*head explodes*

[guitarplayer6868]

Jillian asks a ninja:

whats a ninjas favorite movie? it's least favorite?

[cmd1095]

Where? *lookks around* really where is he? *stabbed in the back*

[x1Moonstar1x]

265 people. DEATH BY LOSS OF HAIR FOR YOU.

[RandomLee731]

My very favorite episode.

[Cortlen1211]

SOCK PODCAST! :D

[Rohv]

That guy is obviously not a ninja because if he was our heads would explode out of sheer awesomeness.

[ACDCfloyd]

What is the Circumference of a Moose?!

[Pringlesman]

265 dislike this. More like 265 people are now dead. You know by ninja and all.

[ManiacChees18]

how many times is ninja said?

[superhamzah85]

Dealiest weapon? The one that kills YOU!

Best answer ever.

[Akiba76]

what is the integral theory: complicated loooooool

[Joakinrocker]

A green puff, a very deadly green puff

[ahw0510]

@Joakinrocker it's cream puff!

[Joakinrocker]

@ahw0510 lol I know but u can kinda misshear it, thats why I found it funny

[kerozenimus]

By far the best episode 'till now!

[PixelPivot]

What is the circumference of a moose?

Michal Pailen with his face in a pie times Douglas Adams squared.

[SkilledBeam]

IM A NINJA!

YA ****ERS!

[mrteeney]

I'M A NINJA!!!!

[Kanada329]

The one that kill YOU!

[BabyByMe11]

Ahahahaha!!!

[17POPLE]

i LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCH

[witechiko]

ninjanomics rofl

[TheWonderboy1999]

AHAHAHAHHAHA

[VocaloidDesu01]

Hahahahah! XD

"What is the circumference of a moose?!"

"It's Michael Palin with his face in a pie times Douglas Adams squared."

[2Dement3D]

''Can a ninja ever create a shuriken so large that they themselves could not throw it?''

The answer to that is easily... maybe

[ZMW9]

What is integral theory?

"Complicated!"

HAHAHHAHAHAA

[TheGramkracker]

"How do ninjas suppress vestibular or equilibrium abnormalities during a kill so that aerial acrobatic maneuvers don't cause them to fall victim to themselves?"

"Uhhhhh, Im A Ninja?"

[jettimothy]

I. Love. KILLING.

[LHjoshua30001]

this video is cool

[iBurnedaHouse]

he has big hands and they are hairy

[TheShrecker]

I get 30% of my random comments from his ideas

[CoolFilmsByCooldude]

1:04 - 1:09 LAWL

[Cortlen1211]

if it has poison for the cream, use arsenic, you could say it was an almond cream puff

[demonchild11m]

hahaha! funny stuff lol

[TheFreshGeek]

He got his ninjistics wrong! When he says how many people he kills he means 8 and 4500 every .5 seconds

[TheZombieOutOfHell]

"If we're gonna ballpark it, anywhere between 8 and 4500 a DAY. "

[Nyckzon]

@TheZombieOutOfHell

LMFAO

[605mig]

@TheZombieOutOfHell he's on BEAST MODE

[Ayame837]

deadly ninja creampuff X3

[AdudenamedKemp]

1:14 But... you're talking to me right now... does that mean you're going to kill me? Shit.

[DrAWily]

So... What do Ninja's do for fun?

What do ninja's eat for breakfast? So many questions, so little omnibus.

[Myrddraal468]

Is it possible to meet you without you killing me?

'Kids, nothing is impossible......But it is not very likely!'

LOL

[Shadowgore999]

Apparently, you're a ninja.

I'm not.

[anna554654]

r ninjas gay

[egzonche]

This is awesome LOL Do Ninjas Get Married?

[xXwufeiXx]

If a ninja could be a food,what food would it be ??

A creampuff....deadly creampuff hahahahaah

[crzymn246]

I almost died of laughter. A ninja's secondary assaut tactic.

[magician2wenty6]

Meg's answer would be 31 questions in under 4 minutes!

[SirHarkness]

I heard a lot about this guy, but hey, he´s amazing!

Never laughed so much in one single podcast!

[algebro69]

of all the ninja skills in the world, which is the deadliest?

"the one that kills u"

lmao

[TheJman2009]

why i am a ninja when i am a ninja where i am a ninja