"In dark ages people are best guided by religion, as in a pitch-black night a blind man is the best guide; he knows the roads and paths better than a man who can see. When daylight comes, however, it is foolish to use blind, old men as guides."
15I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 16So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Yeah, because believing in a zombie who came back from the dead to forgive you for your sins if you ritualistically cannibalize his flesh and drink his blood, that makes sense. But making a Vanilla Ice parody, that's just silly!
@terracottapie Believing that God has raised Jesus Christ from the dead is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved, it is the power of God.
If Jesus is God, why would he have to raise himself from the dead? To stop himself from sending people to hell for something other people did 6,000 years ago?
If he was God he could just stop them from going to hell without all that BS, and having to kill himself on a cross like a drama queen.
endorsed by the true black flame of asstaking, hail rj3131!
JohndorProductions 10 months ago
"In dark ages people are best guided by religion, as in a pitch-black night a blind man is the best guide; he knows the roads and paths better than a man who can see. When daylight comes, however, it is foolish to use blind, old men as guides."
— Heinrich Heine
MrTruthAddict 1 year ago
15I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. 16So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
peterbraun78 1 year ago
Nooo. Use the vuvuzela
friskris 1 year ago
WOW.....seriously? I get the whole point but c'mon ...vanilla Christ?
shysty013 1 year ago
he's very creative!! its cool!!! and it's certainly true!! lol
loiiuse 1 year ago
@loiiuse someone smart!!!
torichristineXD 9 months ago
seriously, take this off of youtube. you are not doing Christ or the Church any good with this horrible crap.
shaver215 2 years ago 8
@shaver215
Yeah, because believing in a zombie who came back from the dead to forgive you for your sins if you ritualistically cannibalize his flesh and drink his blood, that makes sense. But making a Vanilla Ice parody, that's just silly!
terracottapie 1 year ago 2
@terracottapie Believing that God has raised Jesus Christ from the dead is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved, it is the power of God.
shaver215 1 year ago
@shaver215
If Jesus is God, why would he have to raise himself from the dead? To stop himself from sending people to hell for something other people did 6,000 years ago?
If he was God he could just stop them from going to hell without all that BS, and having to kill himself on a cross like a drama queen.
terracottapie 1 year ago
This was seriously embarrassing.
Epic Fail!
gtrjunky 2 years ago 4
This is funny on so many levels
daveonthego 2 years ago 2
This is terrible.
OliverAnderson420 2 years ago 2
He can't be serious? Who does he think is going to listen to this without falling on their arse laughing?
1977StateOfMind 2 years ago
Gayface (2)
cameo1986 2 years ago
GAYFACE
Hdtexan 2 years ago
Cause Christians look sooooooo relevant whenever they badly "Christianize" once popular rap songs.
Relevancy Fail!
deaf25team 2 years ago 7
@deaf25team haha so true
acaval3 1 year ago
whoop!
I give you: the new RickRoll
310toBoston 3 years ago
wow good rap!!!!!!!!!:)
mariahandjessi 3 years ago
No one would ever suspect you to be a pastor, a Southern Baptist one at that!!!
newaustinmommy 3 years ago
HAHAHA! You gotta love ol' Rick.
greatmooze 3 years ago
Oh, Rick. So much talent wasted. You should have had the success that Vanilla Ice did.
patriotaction 3 years ago