Sh*t Dallas People Say - Shit Dallas People Say - Things People Say From Dallas

[blodachia]

This is dead on,she said 'the cliff',that's where i'm from.yeah the 90's cowboys were better as well.Plus I wouldn't be caught dead in Oak Lawn,she forgot to mention 214 and 469.

[AshHar911]

Im embarrased that I say all of this!!! Especially their Country.... & I only watch the Rangers during playoffs!!! you guys neld it.

[ryee86]

wow, I had one of two reactions, and one wasn't in English: The first reaction was, wow this is so true! The second was was חופר!!! and I am sorry it doesn't translate well into English otherwise I would have said it (no it's not a curse but it does mean that some of the jokes were overdone)

[Loriann7777]

This deserves five stars for sure!!

[Hunnybee903]

I've definitely said Oh no I'm not going to Ft Worth Lol

[ribarraatx]

that is great!!!! i know already commented bit that is funny!!

[GoTravel100]

Ummm what's with the 972 hate? Puhlease. Give me Collin county any day.

[green13kiki]

lol it doesn't sound natural when she says the cliff and the grove lol

[damnitscashed]

I want to hang out with you guys!!!!!!!

[cboyproductions]

Best shit ever!!!! 75228 represent!

[LowellBekker]

I love how I know every place you drove by in this video! :)

[MyLifeAsElizabeth3]

They left out, "Oh my God! Louie's has the best pizza!"

[Jeaninegirl94]

haha I've been to allll those places she drove by (:

[Jeaninegirl94]

hahahahaahh white rock lake! I always say this stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[gourdbox]

Have you tried Deep Ellum Brewing? Have you tried Lakewood Brewing? Shiner is so played out. Have you tried Peticolas Brewing? I met the owner of RealAle. I saw Rahr and Sons at the Moth. I wish downtown had a Flying Saucer like FT Worth's! I hate FT Worth. FT Worth is so artsy. Dallas has a cool art scene.My friend lives in the Design District. Have you tried Franconia Wheat? It's all the way in McKinney. I heard Four Corners is opening on the other side of the bridge.Whole Foods has growlers?!

[tsmith76092]

Ahaha!! I live in Southlake now, but my grandma has lived off the m streets for 35 years and was cracking up when she saw this! You're either taco diner or mi cocina!

[SuperGucci666]

THIS MADE ME GEEK OUT SO BAD. I've lived here my whole life and say all of these at least once a week. HAHAHHAHA. Thanks for making my day!

"You have a 972 #"

[TheMySideproject]

This is pretty good. I like how you represent the fair-weather fans in the D/FW area, that always drove me nuts. Oh, and it IS Jerry Jones fault!

[DavinTed]

Oh God, I'm guilty of saying a lot of that! I live in Lakewood. ;)

[imperialwatercloset]

hey deep ellum is on the rise!!! anvil pub has the best chili. i live in casa view hehe

[TheMySideproject]

@imperialwatercloset The only way Deep Ellum is on the rise again is if all the freakin' cops get out of there! They drove all the businesses away.

[GnatTwo]

The Milestone Electric song made me laugh... but mostly the video was too repetitive in the same spots. It was fun to watch you drive around the area though :D

[danceontheedge0621]

Twisted Root DOES have the best burgers though

[munkeybrains]

uncle julio's margaritas oh my god

[etherealfirefly]

I'm not going above 635

[classicgrl2012]

You did a great job of covering it all! Fav is the 972 area code....well done!

[hawtaszhope]

it was funny but she talked waaaaaaaaaaaay to much

[mdsibley20]

Lol, I love this video. Its dead on. "Arlington?!"

[whitemike76]

"Wait we got a hockey team?" Nobody from Dallas says that. Oh and I live in UP.

[ryandaltex]

I've lived in the Dallas 972 area code, I so know the feeling!! LOL.. Still do, now I have a 214 area codes and I live in Plano.. even funnier!!

[bribri75243]

Omg im Dallas Born and raised this video is soooo dead on.

[shanteschuler]

i love your video, i miss dallas

[SulyXo]

"Baby can I get a coke"

"What kind do you want?"

"Dr Pepper"

lmao

[ryandaltex]

@SulyXo

That's me!

[punkpimp04]

why don't you guys say something about "Cheaters"?

[orangefreak0514]

ps I love how I can seriously track her drive through dallas.

[orangefreak0514]

"You have a 972 number" "YOU LIVE IN PLANO?"

LIVING

[miclo22]

 Ooooooh

[carsonjake88]

You're either Scalini's or Angelo's....hahaha so fucking true!

[iheartneji13]

AT MILE STONE ELECTRIC WE'LL FIX IT IN A FLASH -bumbumbumbummm-

[steadyunder]

funny

[emodancer05]

LOL! "I only watch the Rangers during the playoffs."

[CodyTXBoii817]

817>214

[CodyTXBoii817]

817!

[kerwintommywooten]

I can vouch for 80% of this stuff.

[louishenna]

Romo not at good as aikman classic!!! Chuy's suck, Its Garrett's fault

[robertparks2933]

I HATE THOSE DAMN CYCLIST!!!!!!

[MilissaMishap]

MILES STONEELECTRIC WE"LlL FIX IT IN A FLASH!

[corenat89]

wow that is so true

[MrDangerosity]

Matt's has the best margaritas

[TallChick1974]

Great video - but please learn to say Ursuline the right way.

[MrKillafrog]

Mambo Taxis! Doom! 

[ProudMomof4kids]

He worked on Walker....He worked on Prison Break. LOL

[Joncole818]

Haha, pretty good. But GLORIA'S has the best margaritas!!! Hahaha

[Evenyre]

@Joncole818

Amen!

[maxxmoreno]

mother&daughter on irving blvd...

[jessicahartson]

This is my fave video. LOVE IT!!!!

[SatoriTheLush]

Missed Lake Highlands and Junius Heights. And you hit Campisi's, Angelo's, Scalini... but no Zini's? Lee Harvey's but not Slip Inn? You gotta re-tape this and fix it! ;,) lol

[danaG214]

It's so true! All of it!

[emilib13]

So funny!! "I'm not going North of 635" lol.

[nalcoser]

I LOVE DALLAS!!! You have a 972 number?? They are not even from here!!

[unclemaude72]

O M G!!!! You hit them all! So funny!!!!

[chrisgsp]

Hipster taco joint!! SOOO true!!

[TheDevilinKing]

Hi! Im from Dallas:D

[81rhys]

I'm pretty sure over the last month I've said every last one of those phrases

[daxc]

LMAO @ do you remember when deep elm was cool

[abeal411]

Lake Highlands !!!!!!!!!!

[kasssthelasss]

This is too accurate.

[HeadOnCollision5150]

hahah now its gexa!

[missyk30]

OOOOH! Mambo Taxis...

I miss Dallas! Thank goodness Mi Cocina came to Tulsa.

[Bartfieldsmusic]

Keller's has the best burgers. lol

[allanp885]

This makes me feel home sick! I will be home sunday for a visit! If I find a job I will be moving back!

[celestialacm]

90's cowboys are the best! lol

[kimberlyanneolsen]

girl! remember me from ACORN? funny video!

[meechisuarez]

hahaha did you try the fried..frito pie?

[Pablo2Kmbr]

"you know it's all Laura Miller's fault"

[RED214TX]

lol this video was so on point...

[MeriyuhhJeniece]

I HAVE A '972' NUMBER!!! hahahaha

[magellan0999]

ursula?



[Degrouch214]

Oak cliff that's my hood

[PlanoPrincess]

Can I get a coke? What kind do you want? Dr Pepper. :0)

I'm not going to Ft Worth. Arlington?

We need some rain. When is it going to stop raining?

We need a 972 video!

Where is...Wow there is some snow falling, bet schools and businesses will be closed tomorrow.

[TheBoss9291]

haha this is great if you live in dallas

[HELLZAPOPPINSIDESHOW]

Bahahaha lol, reminds me of when we were all growing up together ;) GREAT JOB!

[robertkeith7]

I could live off angry dog's burgers and hot dogs. They are the best!

[dormantblowhorn]

Why is this so long? I like it, BUT

[CHANGESWILLCOME7]

True True True .... Great !

[CHANGESWILLCOME7]

Very True ! Thank you for your effort! Awesome !

[deeds1961]

LOVE IT.......and so very true. nicely done

[ilovedancemusik]

YAY for Oak Lawn !

[caitlinnnn33109]

I know exactly what roads she's driving down throughout this whole video. This is beautiful. Omg.

[caitlinnnn33109]

This is perfect.

[Santesub]

stop looking at the camera while your driving keep your eyes on the road. dallas drivers

[twinwillow]

I used to live in 972. Now I live in 214.

[MsLauraalicia]

omg so funny and its true!!

[robertd123]

BACTERIAL jimmy BACTERIAL!

[mishawshaw1303]

Pretty sure Chilis has the best ranch. Just sayin. (:

[nicholdas]

"Oh that's the new new". Ha, well done.

[RLNeumann]

"You have a 972 number?"

Lol, yes. Yes I do.

[UrbanJungleFashion]

LMFAO @ "She lives in 972?"

[EglantinaMorrison]

hahaha I laughed so hard! This is SO Dallas! Especially because 80% of the video was recorded inside the car xD

(And I agree! Effing cyclists! LOL)

[MegaTornado79]

Aww, makes me miss Big D. Thank you

[BIGwillyStyle281]

Mi cocina is where it's at

[maryslate]

love love love love it..yall did a good job!! hey can't mention everything in Dallas then it woudl be a movie...duh

[revolverroman]

But doncha remember when it was Superpages Center??!!! :O miss that name

[GCLivia]

I LOVE THIS!! I have said 90% of this!!



[mom2devildogs]

I have said or have heard these things being said....thanks for mentioning my hood "The Cliff"......don't forget Fuel City Taco's.....thanks for laugh and the nod

[gpfblog]

"OMG we're going to sissy springs". I died.

JUST DIED.

[bsbradfo]

"I'm not going to fort worth!!" bahahahaha

[criznell]

Cyclist WOOT

[1Jflyer]

I couldn't agree more about the damned cyclists!!!!!!!

[pjavery80]

If Plano is country then I am past country ... wait what is past country? stupid redneck hillbilly?? Stupid Sherman

[kwildjelly]

Breast Bunch

[Robinroxaustin]

I'm not parking my car with the fake valet....(insert name of ANY Dallas restaurant)... and MILESTONE ELECTRIC....HAHAHAHA

[OneShinyface]

Hilarious. Not from Dallas originally, but I got here as fast as I could. LOVE. THIS!

[hootieti]

"why cant fort worth people be stuck up wanna be snobs too?"

[kanusarch]

Lakewood bikers are the WORST.

[yard1sale1dale]

Cycling is awesome.

[JonFlores275]

Which Cafe Brazil? - YES!!

[judewels]

"They worked on Walker" .. "They worked on Prison Break" *Nice*

[loveeebubbles]

omg, you were at Northpark mall! i love that place! :)

[markbeardonpm]

lol…who goes north of 635?

[ericdwills]

ooooh mambo taxis

[kentbetts]

I like living in my car.

[dohootowl]

How about, "They were talking about it on The Ticket" or "I was listening to The Ticket"? A guy thing, but I hear it all the time.

[kris10bd]

Anywhere has the best margaritas!! :) 

[Number1StarsFan]

So incredibly annoying...yet true!!!

[carlosherrera92]

"I'm not going to Fort Worth! Arlington?"

[hrmeredith1]

Totally love this...

[deannplans]

i guess... its... kinda funny.

[neatolauren]

I'm definitely team Taco Diner, hahahaha. People from Dallas seriously KNOW where everyone lives/goes to school/works/can get the best margaritas/which highways not to take.

[tiffanymaloney1]

I haven't lived in Dallas in 12 years, but some of these references made me giggle. Especially the "old North Park" and Deep Ellum just isn't the same.

[amylu40]

love love love it, at 1or another ive heard or said that!! but i saw sum posts on real hswives of oakcliff say no one in D talks like that. i call bullshit most do say that shiii

[ccmudcat118]

do we have to cross the border to 972!! hahaa omg

[ccmudcat118]

did we cross the border to 972!! hahaa omg

[sykolette]

I love this!!!! Rotflmao! Dallas TX born n raised

[Cirin29]

And "..go south on Northwest.." or " north on east bound LBJ"

[mskel214]

It will always be starplex.

[MileHighSisu]

Snuffers does have the best ranch! Arlington? That's like in another state ;-)

[MileHighSisu]

Snuffers does have the best ranch! Arlington? That's like another state ;-)

[W11OOP]

I think there should have been something about getting lost in downtown!

[jksantee]

hilarious!



[jmcintosh1971]

Hahahaha!!! I was dragged kicking and screaming from Texas nine years ago when my husband's job was transferred.... This had me CRYING with laughter and nostalgia. LOVE THIS!  Thank you!!

[BabeOoh]

Hahahaha "Its all Laura Miller's fault."

Hahaha

[PlanoPrincess]

@BabeOoh  My fav!

[dhundley79]

This simply made me miss Dallas more than anything. I would love to walk around White Rock Lake and have some Mi Cocina.

[tripleblue85]

Megachurch? Don't you mean the Baptidome?

[henbeatsfox]

@tripleblue85 You mean, Six Flags Over Jesus?

[PlanoPrincess]

@henbeatsfox That's the one! :0)

[aidenkritch]

totally say these things all the time! love your video two thumbs up. almost pissed, my pants at the "you live in Plano and the references to the 972 area codes. I still call it star Plexiglas. what the hell is it called now...is it still Smirnoff- wasn't it the yellow pages at one point

[cubmanruss]

Funny! I'm ready for the Ft Worth version.

[PatricksPoints]

Arlington?! literally like had to pause the video and laugh about that. I legit said that last night

[alwaysthelovesongs]

remember when it was starplex?? that made me lol. i still call it starplex.

[rsmiddle]

patio without the view of the parking lot.

[thekobzas]

OMG - I've said EVERY ONE OF THOSE! :-) hahahahahaha I love it!

[dawnmccoymusic]

At first, I was skeptical. But, this is so all of us. I've lived in LA the past 11 years and it resonates. Awesome job, Dallas friends, awesome job!!

[cem2756]

THE COWBOYS SUCK lol most accurate part of this video

[mhcmusickid812]

CRUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[clydehaygood]

Please keep it coming!!!!!......LUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUV YOU SOooooooo Much!!!! I'm from Dallas, and this is cRaZaZeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[HeyHayleyG]

"you're from plano?" lololol

[MisterDavidMunoz]

all of my gay guy friends sound like the girl and all of my straight guy friends sound like the guy... my favorite part is that she's in the car the whole time

[Eatmarkers4lunch]

are we going to have a snow day? chance of icing....success

[SomeGuyWithABucket]

Im from Dallas, Im guilty of saying at least 10 of these things. . .

[RobertAlanTorres]

Ahhh! Lakewood! Lynch! THIS IS PERFECTION! La Duni has the best brunch and Mi Cocina has pretty awesome mango margaritas. Aww I have a 972 number .....

[chipper1314]

Hahahaha i live in highland park and this is completely true

[lilmama291]

I had a Erykah Badu sighting on the Tollway. Lol!!! They were on it with the observs - love it! Terelli's RIP.

[Schrepdaddy]

born and raised dallas 22 yrs jesuit grad, loved video from start to finish!!!spot on

[913sunshine]

I love this! I lived in Dallas for 9 years and now live in Austin.I thought this video was totally going to be Jersey Shore/plastic surgery mecca/fake tan fake boob and materialistic and it wasn't! You portrayed Dallas as a real person not some plastic glammy crap that everyone else thinks it is. If you know about Lee Harvey's then yeah, you're cool in my book. :) There are a lot of cool things about Dallas. Trees, Lee Harveys, La Duni, CAFE IZMIR, make Dallas worth living in.

[DearPaxton]

Hahaha this is so true. xD Dallas for the win.

[Bangstep]

Yea i drive like a motherfucker on LBJ lol

[chillmetal]

I'll have a coke.

What kind?

Dr. Pepper.

[ADownes100]

OMG - sooooo true!! LOL, LOL

[matthewtmartin]

wicked awesome

[excitedicecream]

lmao this is genius !! so true, especially the weather being bipolar lol

[MsDariella]

Booker T.!

[siterevision]

ooooooo snuffer's has the best ranch!

[tolongtofindusername]

funny part about this for anyone old timers is Chili's isn't mentioned once.....I guess they have seen there day.

thumbs up if you've had an erykah badu sighting.