Old School Andrew Dice Clay at his Offensive Best

[bazbonehead]

waiter - "would you like the ham pie or the balls across the nose sir?"

[RAMMX51]

lmfao fuckin great

[hurley149100]

This gets me every time. EVERY SINGLE TIME I am dying PAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[dingodingo82]

"what are you a BUTTsLAMMA!!!"

[dreembeeken1]

That's the extent! (but slammer?)

[log7er25]

Everyone's queers if they don't like Dice

[UrielEternal]

It's a comedy assholes!!!

[mrbrownpants]

I can't believe he's saying this shit with THAT jacket on.

"Da fringe makes me look like a cowboy, ya faggot! Nuthin' gay about it!"

[MrLebowski1980]

Its not the homophobia alone that makes this shit,its the fact that it is in no way funny that makes it shit.

[prepaidbrian]

Why can't he be that fucking funny now, you kno wud I;m sayin

[Endisnigh666]

Balls across the nose!!!!!!!!

[munk18]

@1:01 the ultra-conservative couple do an awkward laugh and clap

[austinakintv]

all u people bitching about how unfunny this is have no seance of humor thats whats wrong with our country today no body has the balls to say what needs to be said 

[juliano66]

funny, dated but funny--nowadays minorities may have more clout but the streets are still full of gangs and guns--we got a long way to go..

[fran9860]

wow, what a great talent.  he has his finger on the pulse; oh my, so impressive. when i grow up, i want to be just as fucken stupid and ignorant as this fucken hook nose jew bastard.

[austinakintv]

@fran9860 hey watch that jew shit u fucking homo

[fran9860]

@austinakintv I'd rather be a cocksucker than a JEW. God Bless the Holocaust.

[austinakintv]

@fran9860 well thats good for you cuz ur gonna need to suck a lot of dick before your as rich as me dumb fuck

[PrisonFaces]

@fran9860 With as much as you post about sucking, maybe you're both?

[SolingenSword]

The balogna pony...

[LaborHours]

I love it not because it's funny but because he's got balls.

[guydeguy]

Funny as a crutch.

[hershysquirts187]

you go up her skirt your holdin a treetrunk. OHH

[goodnamestaken]

I'm not liberal. This is just boring. It's not funny at all. He is trying too hard. Wanted to like him after I saw him on entourage, but... weak bro.

[Kyros]

@goodnamestaken Aww. Are you a fag, too?

[goodnamestaken]

@Kyros Exactly how unfunny Dice is, thanks for illustrating my point. You're probably an over-the-hill redneck whose sister-wife left him after his 8th kid came out retarded. How are my tax dollars treating you? You buy your chubby ma that new rascal yet?

[Kyros]

@goodnamestaken That was typed by something so confused it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its ass. Why bring up incest? Do you have a guilty conscience, uncle fucker?

[goodnamestaken]

@Kyros Sorry about the incest, clearly I've hit some sort of sore spot.

[Kyros]

@goodnamestaken Don't tell me you're sorry. Tell your uncle and his "sore spot". 

[manifestgtr]

people get all fuckin bummed out over dice but the thing that NO ONE EVER.....EVER mentions is that dice is a character from a film that andrew clay did back in 84...people loved the character so he developed it

it's fucking satire people...he's a jewish dude...his last name is silverstein

[tibsnow]

Shocking in the day? Seems like it would be more shocking now.

[TifMatt3000]

look at the old lady in the crowd at the end, she is completly offended.

[CAPTAINNNNAMERICA]

Any normal person would think Dice is funny.Isn't it hysterical that liberal young folk are sooo brainwashed, they call Normal, descent honest people 'Haters' (jessfinny- you're hot, but brainwashed)Have you seen what Code Pink has done in a Catholic church during the sacrement? now, that's hatred. We need an Affirmative Action Lawsuit to run through all the media and expose the lopsided Gay demographic and correct it- Then our young people have a shot at being normal.

[SolingenSword]

ADC was the last honest comedian.

[ULTRADREW1]

The Day the Laughter Died...Enuff said.

[7jessfinney]

All you haters can SUCCKKK ITTTT

[jindigger]

even though this is sorta old it is still true. They hate you for smoking indoors in newyork but gay marriage is just fine no problem at all.

[MRSLF68]

i heard him about 20 years ago now,,,,still billiant,,,cant get him much in the uk

[tideivlife1]

(cont..) and he gave people what they wanted. Now if he was black or another minority, some would say that's different and try to inject some deep sounding bullshit to back up their claims. Clay was much funnier than modern black comics that spend 60 minutes focusing on "their people", the "n-word" and how it's ok for them to say anything they want about "others".

[tideivlife1]

Funny how some call ADC a racist, a homophobe, or a woman-hater when all he did was carve out his own little niche and focus on what worked for him and

[RazzleDazzle9410]

He would never get away with this today. Those assholes glaad would be all over this. Fuck them.

[mrbuster1964]

IRONICALLY IN HIS EARLY DAYS HE LOOKED LIKE TRAVOLTA (WHO IS BI-SEXUAL) AND USE TO IMITATE HIM TOO!!!!!

[NAFricanAMERICAN]

dice is a fucking lame!

[Loyalty1269]

the funniest and most fearless comedian of all time

[Polyfusia]

Wow, dice used to be a comedian? I never knew there wasn't a time when he wasn't a washed up, bloated self-parody stuck in one of his own characters permanently.

[thinkingjack]

Hilarious, plain and simple, todays comedy? fucking sucks, i cant see how people pay top dollar to see a fucking guy playing with his dolls on a string, it was cute and funny in a christmas special but this guy was fucking awesome as can be.

[VIKINGxDNA]

Just remember, Anybody who knocks this video is a butt-slamming fag.

[heatbucspies55]

This is funny. Simple

[MegaHegira]

hahahahahhaa

[sullyman6171]

diceman fukn rules!!!!!! best comedian ever!!!

[SubconsciousGatherer]

I love seeing the lady at 0:59 saying "Butt slammer."

[SubconsciousGatherer]

He ripped a line from Kinison in this one, or Kinison ripped it from him. Either way, same joke.

[RhinoStompin]

at 0:59 she's like "buttslammer I LOVE IT"

[rammjet666]

shocking? not really Dice Rules~!

[MegaFilthyMcnasty]

this guy is my fucking HERO. He is being funny, but he's also telling the truth.

[Darkez982]

@MegaFilthyMcnasty

My hero too :)

[evanstoler]

Apparently you don't get away with saying these things in stand-up today....you get told to apologize like Tracy Morgan.

[heatbucspies55]

@evanstoler

Dice Clay didn't really get away with it. He copped a lot of hate from people. But this kinda thing was part of his act from day one, and he was never really that main stream (He wasn't on a primetime network TV show liek Tracey Morgan) so it wasn;t quite as big of a deal.

[evanstoler]

Awesome.

[unreal22000]

Transvestigals Still laughing!

[JimboVids]

How ironic that most YouTube guys are faggots and subscribe to queers like Shane Dawson, RWJ, Charles Trippy, Onision and videos about make-up tutorials.

[JilkyInc]

Not a big of schtick comedy (git r done) but this was a pretty funny set

[downfan1]

I love Dice!!! Fucking hilarious. Transvesticles. LOL

[TP2010]

HAHAHA! at 1:00 the wife looks at her husband... "buttslammer."

[Oreillyisthebest]

@TP2010 and then proceeds to clap....wow lol

[thehonzie1]

I know not everyone likes the dice man, but i think hes fuckin hilarious. Acting like a greaser with that new york accent, an attitude and tells it like it is, in a way that only the DICE MAN can.

[RASOOL28]

I'm sorry it's highly offensive but some of it is funny. "Their hands are busted from being on hands and knees all night." LOL!

[carl1212]

I only clicked on the thumbnail because I tought he was holding a pie.

[MrZombie747]

@carl1212 lol me to

[TeamKaploosh]

Guy catches on fire!! Check out this video on TeamKaploosh! :)

[andrewnicorn]

hahaha holy shit this guy is truly hateful

[myg0tBUTTPLUG]

hahahah gay bashing.....rofl

[ravballer]

fuk the ggays

[bzrlne]

Truth

[bzrlne]

Truth

[LA6616]

i see him in my gym every morning!

24 hour fitness in sherman oaks,ca

[beatrisgertrudetv]

Hi im the flamboyant faggot and im a musician with lyrics in my songs more contoversial then theese great jokes from andrew! Check out my new music video called "BOYS UNITE" i will subcribe to your channel as well if you leave me a comment on the video

[davidmgm]

Does anyone noticing that he has some Irish accent behind his thick Italian accent?

Specially in 1:16 and 1:30

[kidcharlemagne76]

@davidmgm You aren't to keen on voices, dude. I don't hear Italian or Irish. He's Jewish, with a very pronounced Brooklyn accent.

[pplayer666]

@davidmgm idiot, ever been to brooklyn, NY?

[davidmgm]

@pplayer666 no dumb ass. fuck you for calling names mother fucker.

[millerchance007]

"Heads, I want hairpie tails...BALLS ACROSS THE NOSE...!"

[Loyalty1269]

26 people arent from this planet...there from fagatron

[LeaveDenbyAlone]

he's clearly has some issues with his own sexuality, given the really fucking stupid gimmick greaser bullshit. DIS GUYS ZA HACK!

[MrDreadedbwoy]

Hilarious

[Mi37591]

Clay is a HOMO..

[HubieBrown2ndPerson]

Even tho those jokes about faggotts were disgusting lol, i agree with him... Who the fuck wants to see these faggots, Cowboys receiver Michael Irvin said it best on "The best Damn Sports Show Period" in 2002 - "They (homos) have no place in our society."

[cineasta71]

the reality is that this guy wasnt funny then or now, have you seen his CNN interview? holy shit...poor guy!

[thehonzie1]

Funny as fuck. DICE RULES!!

[TraumaER]

@thehonzie1 not really

[toolbass24]

Ford fairlane

[Manzheley1986]

One of the greatest comedians of our time speaking the real mans truth... Todays generation has been pussified, so sad.

[itzpms]

you can smoke a baloney pony but can't smoke a winston !!!

[sfranz9873]

I'm a gay guy, and it is still funny as fuck! Love it! It is all in good fun, hershey highway, LOL, thats just funny! And balls across the nose, I wouldn't mind his in mine!

[AngryAtTechnology75]

BALLS ACROSS THE NOSE

[metathus]

haha, he sums up my opinions of gays. He wouldnt make it in comedy today because this whole country has become fucking pathetic with overly political correctness. political correctness is taking over the right to free speech.

[Elvis8foolsgold]

B.P.C -Before political correctness

[Saskinny]

Could it be that Dice is doing what Shakespeare said? Maybe he protests too much? Those who complain the loudest just might be a little thweet too? Kill a person for a sinful lifestyle and we'd all be dead. Dice wasn't ever really hyperbolic..he was simply a spreader of hate. Good riddance to a bad comedian.

[nakedrussian]

this is slightly fucked up.... LOL wow

[rachelsanders2]

Just astounding that not so long ago it was perfectly acceptable to advocate killing gay people and and identify them as subhuman. Aids was god's way of showing gay people that their lifestyle was incorrect? So, no straight person has ever gotten aids, right? And, there isn't a single gay person that does not have aids, right?

If it was god's plan to punish gay people with aids, then it was pretty poor implementation by an incompetent deity.

[aruba157]

I think the dice man should hook up with Howard Stern, what a show that would be. I would pay to see that.

[drvn8]

@aruba157 i think it happened some time ago... but stern was a bit hard on him... told him to cut the bullshit accent and just referred to him as andrew clay... didn't give the "dice" gimmick any clout. something to do with dice and jackie martling having beef and martling being a writer on the howard stern show at the time.

just what i'd been told; to be honest i don't know too much about it myself.

[jfsgro]

DICE RULES! YA HEAR

[gyoussef]

1:00 "honey what's a but slammer"?

[Gyro911]

Todays society is full of such fags and pussy's that we cant talk like this in public meanwhile most straight people talk this way about faggots anyway. No one gives a fuck about them and would rather see them dead

[icatchrye]

@Gyro911 You know how I know you're gay?

[sloucho84]

@Gyro911 Probably because it's not terribly funny. The only "joke" was "If you look down at your dick every day and it's covered in shit, you're bound to catch something".

[bigglefty75]

DICE WASSSS THE MAN...

[PorkFrog]

wow this stuff wouldn't fly today

'dead fag hanging from a pole'? intense

[Bloodsport1]

@PorkFrog You should post this on your facebook wall LOL

[PorkFrog]

@Bloodsport1 no idea what you mean

what I was saying was censorship and unofficial censorship in the form of political correctness is more restrictive now and this act wouldn't fly

its like this TV show from the 70's getting censored ['Sanford and Son' and the word 'nigger'] there are even TV spots telling us how to talk ['don't say something is gay'] and ceremonies with people burying words ['nigger']

like pretending hate doesn't exist will make it go 'poof' [no pun intended!]

[Bloodsport1]

@PorkFrog I meant you should post the video on your facebook wall if you have one. I wrote it because of what you said in your 1st comment.

[AngryAtTechnology75]

@PorkFrog too many fags in this country, glorifying gays like its great, pussifying the nation, too many people getting " THEIR FEELING HURT" fuck them all, we need to get back to this shit.. oh and yes.. this kinda of shit does still fly today.. comedians can get away with alot more than anyone else can .

[Youngmoon08]

Dice was a the man back in the day!

[nrwilliams015]

3:22 D O W N - L O W!!!

[vidaa22]

fagatron was hilarious!

[MarkaRoxx]

DICEMAN RULES

[greenthumb007]

get a job buttslammer :D

[pimpay35]

he's a washed-up has-been douche. he should OD on something painful

[THEGREG1011]

THERE NOT FROM THIS PLANET, THERE FROM FAGATROM

[Janspeed69]

@THEGREG1011

It's "they are" or "they're" FFS!

[terepotere]

@Janspeed69 Could you tell me what this vid is doing in christian music playlist?

It doesn't make any sense Alex Campos and Dice Clay in the same playlist.

[technoman232]

THERE ARE NO GAYS IN BROOKLYN!

[rim3]

ROFL @ the chick that turns and asks what a mudslammer is

[alacranmann]

owwwwwww!!!!!!