Turn the castle into a giant bomb(write your preparations down in a sealed envelope, give it to the GM and have him sign where it is sealed), and wait til the siegers get really close. Plane shift the hell out of there right after you light the fuse.
It is I, a Dungeon Master named Steve! I proclaim one new rule to the internet, and hereby this rule shall remain sacred... "The Bastard always speaks the truth" And with that I shall return to my evil lair, all your loot castle are belong to me muahaha...
I disagree with your solution to the problem.
Turn the castle into a giant bomb(write your preparations down in a sealed envelope, give it to the GM and have him sign where it is sealed), and wait til the siegers get really close. Plane shift the hell out of there right after you light the fuse.
WINNING
ggilbraith 1 month ago 3
Just don't eat the marrow.
br0wneyedsusan 1 month ago
It is I, a Dungeon Master named Steve! I proclaim one new rule to the internet, and hereby this rule shall remain sacred... "The Bastard always speaks the truth" And with that I shall return to my evil lair, all your loot castle are belong to me muahaha...
Morgoreos 1 month ago