Josh Thomas - Melbourne Comedy Festival Gala 2010

[Onedirectionbeb96]

hes so cute.

[patwaddington]

not funny at all

[maganashi]

crap

[zoerickard]

Whatever else Josh is, he's DAMN brave to talk about this!

[nomesbirdy]

I'm so devo he's a gay

[max333tomboy]

lol this guy is awesome!!!

&he urinated ON his own face

[MADMANx511]

I didn't know he used to live so close to me... Wow.

[WolffenViewer]

Hahaha. I love this guy. He's so cute and awkward when he performs.

[peemnutblubber]

@lifones The shit?!! Fuck really?!! Srsly

[peemnutblubber]

Thank you for the beautifully awkward and hilarious video.

[kitecrazzzy]

39 people haven't urinated on their own face... wait-wat?

[gemstar08]

no micro sleeps for me dr. Karl! lol

[lifones]

He went to my school!

[RamenRuv]

i actually wouldn't mind turning gay for him

[couttsy1993]

this kid is deffiantly the gear!!

[the2011bash]

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Mrsoggywheatbix]

faggggggggggggggggggg

[blackhorse099]

he doesn't sound australian to me

[OneDirectionFannn]

@blackhorse099 Haha i saw him live and he explained that, google it :)

[AgentTasmania]

@blackhorse099

That's Melbourne I think.

Internationals all think we all have Northern accents, In actuality, most of us sound closer to him.

[AgentTasmania]

Ah, one gay comedian who has material that doesn't revolve around his gayness.

[7002Ben2007]

@AgentTasmania lol ki don't think he knew he was gay at this stage. his new stuff is all about him being gay lol

[7CellarDoors]

@AgentTasmania I know right? Its like female comedians who simply CANNOT get over the fact that they have vaginas.... -_-

[chinacat9100]

oooooohhhhhhhhhnnnn your own face.....

[spirit4belief]

Is he ACTUALLY gay?

[chinacat9100]

@spirit4belief yes he is.

[AzzaMadazall]

Oh great, top two comments are responses. Now we all have to go looking for the comment they responded to.

[museumhistory1]

lol. it's all about the delivery in stand up and this guy is just sooo cute!

[ClaraKatana]

I don't care if you gay SIGN MY BOOBS DAMMIT

[meiosismaple]

@ClaraKatana Why would he want to sign your boobs?

[fsxpilot21]

I dont give a fuck if he is gay or straight or whatever, he is a damn good comedian and I wish him the best.

[IloveyouAndyC]

Sign my boobs?

[vakashi93]

is this meant to be comedy for the whole family?

[ixlnxs]

@vakashi93 If you want wholesome family-oriented entertainment, stick to nasty movies and violent computer games, will you?

[vakashi93]

@ixlnxs okay

[MrEnlighteneddespot]

@petergills5555 I don't agree with the gay lifestyle, however Josh Thomas is undeniably funny.

[MissingChunks]

@petergrylls5555 fuck u cunt

[redhoodART]

@MissingChunks dude chillout he just said he doenst agree with their lifestyle

[RinaLam93]

He was signing boobs and I wasn't there?!

[Laraisawesome]

I LOVE YOU!

[ThePhinox]

OMG he made me double over in laughter

[theantnest]

That bought tears to my eyes xD

[newperve]

@theantnest Well that's not the worst liquid to have there...

[theantnest]

@newperve well if you're thinking of a certain other liquid that shit stings like a bitch when you get it in your eyes :P

[smileyfaces121]

47 litre shake from Maccas?! Bahahaha!

[Jadexxpxx]

why is his accent weird?

[Caseytehspacey93]

@Jadexxpxx He's actually fully Australian and he puts on the accent. Not kidding. He said it goes with his eccentric manner :)

[irt3hsaint]

@Caseytehspacey93 It's actually cause he had a speech impediment when he was young, and they only way he could speak properly was to have the accent :)

[arifriedgut]

the foreskin bit made me cringe... so funny though.

[Hugh7777]

@arifriedgut It's no big deal for a young Australian to have a foreskin. Most do.

[arifriedgut]

@Hugh7777 yeah, that's not really what i'm referring to... i mean how he explicitly describes how he held it together and likens it, very realistically, to filling up a water balloon.

[ImogensImagination18]

I love Josh -3

[StevenEdwards88]

@FenderJenX y do u want him to sign yours

[idontnoanythingatall]

@petergills5555 Wow sounds like your talking about yourself there, funny...

[Emzaa232]

this will never fail to make me laugh.

[TheSambolini]

@petergills5555 Why are you watching this video if you don't like Josh Thomas? That's kinda weird, I mean, I don't like Arj Barker's stand up comedy (he's good in flight of the concords) but that doesn't mean I watch his videos and then post hate comments. You're contradicting yourself without even realising it.

[willtayte]

this is amazing

[Squeakynuts]

@jagsonjamie ill make your asshole bleed.

[27djmninja]

lol

[AgentTasmania]

47 LITER!?!?! I think you mean ounce, Josh.

[FenderJenX]

I wonder if he still signs boobs........Lol.

[FallingDownDeep]

@petergills5555 you're just jealous cuz he's more man than you ever will be

[pwncessjojo26]

@petergills5555 your just jealous of Josh cuz he is adorable n can admit he is gay not like you XD get it now shut it douche

[csgrambauer]

@pwncessjojo26 Yeah me personally, I don't give a fuck if he's gay or not, he's funny as hell and made me laugh. xD

[puremongrel]

I cant understand him

[AGirlNamedLydia]

He's fricken adorable XD

[matrix86]

well...i've peed in a coke bottle going down the interstate before...but never in my own face, lol.

[chillie9310]

"you havent really lived until...you've urinated on your face" i laughed sooo hard

[jaydala29]

Omg I laughed so hard! "you haven't lived to you've peed on your own face" XD haha

[museftw321]

@petergills5555  you are a douchebag

[reeceap92]

@petergills5555 Oh shut the fuck up and go away.

[pigfarts100]

Well, I haven't peed on my face but my friend has peed on my leg O_o is that livley enough?

[pigfarts100]

This guy kinda reminds me of Nick Santino O_o Well they're both hot as sexy bitches so who cares?

[rara211212]

WARM FREEZING WARM FREEZING! you're hot and your cold!!

[h0ser420]

This is great of you're in the second grade. Pee humor really does it for them.

[Mcmerc01]

@jcombz15 you speak for 95% of the population? just speak for you

[Mcmerc01]

@bashie1234 like yourself.

[bashie1234]

@Mcmerc01 yer good cal . no worries

[ninjand1]

Josh Thomas is great I'm betting the people that don't like him mostly consist of old people and people that didn't get into tertiary education.

[gabbylovesshortstack]

I can happily say i have never lived :)

[bttsstewart]

lol. Usually this story being told in a public forum would be all "Wtf?" but the delivery makes it hilarious.

[GOBBLERTLH]

i love Josh Thomas!!!! <3 hes AWESOME!!!!! <3 =D

[StarstrikeHedgehog]

josh thomas is the best!

[ACheeseWheel]

This guys shit

[dancingnancy09]

he's just adorable!

[noelchris]

shit

[rara211212]

WARM FREEZING WARM FREEZING! youre hot and youre cold :L

[thesolitarywanderer]

it's funny because i just got home from surfers paradise...

[ghaniah1997]

He is so cute ;)

[raphion88]

Josh Thomas is not funny.

[Phatweb]

this guys fucken pathetic fuck all you weak losers who like him

[Pook365]

Does he have a really odd accent? It seems kinda like Australian with a bit of New Yorker thrown in.

[INVADERGRIM6X7]

@Pook365 It's called the awesome accent of doom.

[Pook365]

@INVADERGRIM6X7

It is quite delightful, just odd :P

[lilynick1]

trash

[Smoir3]

Lol dam... i live in surfers paradise

[meintellygent]

I don't get it. I seriously wanna meet the people that think this guy is funny. I'm interested to find out if they are running a little bit slower in the head than us normal folk. I can see this being funny in 1985. Anyhow each to their own. Enjoy being blissfully unaware you poor saps

[CalmBlue]

@meintellygent Awww... I find it so endearing that you think you're normal folk. Generally normal folk aren't patronising and cynical; that's more of a thing for bitter folk. Seriously, one thing I wish people would understand is that the act of thinking that you are better than a group of people instantly precludes you from being so.

[meintellygent]

@CalmBlue haha who uses the word "endearing"? I guess the same sort of person that likes this shit humour. Once again it comes back to a being gay issue, that is what you meant about your group of people comment isnt it? I don't care that you and Josh are gay, it's the fact that it's just not funny and I'm voicing an opinion. If it was funny I would say something positive. Not everyone is out to get the gays ok jerk. No one really cares. Oh I'm gay no one understands me boo hoo.

[CalmBlue]

@meintellygent Ummm... By "group of people" I didn't mean "gay people" I meant "people who find Josh Thomas enjoyable". What the hell made you think it was a gay issue in the first place? I never said a thing about sexuality. I'm talking about the fact that you think you think you can claim some sort of artistic high ground over a group of people simply because you disagree with them. That simply screams of egotism.

[usernameroar]

@meintellygent I was just wondering why you posted? (this is said with out spite - I'm honestly just wondering)

Because I agree that you are entiteled to your oppinion but then why did you post? What was the point?

[meintellygent]

@usernameroar. There's no spite because I don't really care. I'm not mad that this guys a shit comedian, I'm not really phased that he uses a fake accent, I'm more interested that people think he's funny. He just sits in a chair on my generation messing up his rapidly thinning hair making average comments. If there was such a thing as comedy school he would be in the special class. My point is Josh is not funny. His comedy is out dated by 20 years.

[usernameroar]

@meintellygent See you seem mad. But if you are just insulting him - why do it? I just don't understand why you feel the need to say he's a shit comedian to a bunch of people who like him?

[iCanKickUrButt22]

my god he's too adorable <3

[MissQuattrone]

Damnit Josh sign my boobs!

[KZBProductionCo]

@MissQuattrone he's gay!!!!

[MissQuattrone]

@KZBProductionCo He still signs boobs. 

[KZBProductionCo]

@MissQuattrone lol ok

[ollieraison]

this guy is like the IT crowd or Black Books, women like him more than men. And thats because he is not that good. He is like the annoying hyper kid at school.

[weeble14w]

@ollieraison Fuck off, Black Books is amazing

[ollieraison]

@weeble14w you fuck off. nerd.

[JawdanC]

boring as hell.

[bradscicluna1]

i really dont get how ppl think hes funny

[Azmythera]

I love this guy! So hilariously awkward.

[DJNicko199218]

this guy is not even funny 

[BlueTwinTaco]

nawww <3

[Akantos02]

thing i like most about him is his stammering/hesitation - fake or not.

[Spectre1995]

He's funny on TV. Just not really stand-up sorta comedian.

[LOTFBF]

I live near Sufers Paradise... yeah the GC really has stupid bogan twats...

[buckethead777]

This guy is the biggest cock ever. How does he get work? Little fuckwit he is

[GazzaTheChook]

you havent really lived............ until youve urinated..... oh oh oh oh on your own face

lol, i love that guy

[sunshinebutter]

@GazzaTheChook just sort of ruined the punch line for me

[remyithildintatum]

@sunshinebutter That's why you read the comments after you watch the video. There'll always be comments that quote the video.

[ilind3]

whwoa its a snake whoa its a snake, summer time *awkwardness* :D to funny

[HyperCam3Vids]

He's a messed up version of Ellen DeGeneres. I laughed so hard when he said that on Your Gen.

[Gashban]

Josh Thomas relies on an audience of stupid 16 year old girls who wouldn't know what a funny comic was if it bit them on the nose.

Common comments about him include...

"OMG SOO CUTE HE'S SO FUNNY LOL"

" WISH HE WASN'T GAY MARRY ME LMAO!!"

"HIS ACCENT IS SOO CUTE WHERE IS IT FROM??"

You know? They never actually comment on his material. They are completely blindsighted by his boyish appearance. Furthermore, I don't believe he is gay either. It's just a fake trait that appeals to his audience.

[Emmerlii]

@Gashban You are a vile disgusting jerk! Gohate on someone who deserves it! loser.

[ilind3]

@Gashban you don't know what funny is, jeeze. He's really funny and he has made a coureer for himself, do you have an amazing coureer, are you famous? didn't think so.

[youcantbematt]

@Gashban

your fully cool and i want to be exactly like you

[amelyk]

@Gashban What's the matter, did Josh Thomas steal your boyfriend?

[Tamashi88]

@Gashban

be that as it may, I am not a '16 year old girl who wouldn't know what a funny comic was etc' I happen to be a fan of comics like DAAS tripod, Tim Minchin, Eddie Izzard Adam Hills, Rich Hall, Paul Merton, the Pythons and a host of others. I find Josh Thomas funny - not as much as some others but still funny.

[perry24able]

@Gashban why the fuck would anyone fake being gay?? it hardly helps expand an audience. and are you from surfer's paradise by any chance?

[Gwidlet]

@perry24able I faked being lesbian for a month to know which of my friends were actually my friends.

[perry24able]

@Gwidlet lol thats actually really funny. how did things work out?

[kidB3ar]

this guy is amazing hahaha :)

[sultanabran1]

he's fuckin shit

[wigaz]

He is one of the worst comedians I've seen. I've watched a few of his clips on YouTube and every one is as terrible as the last! What is wrong with the Comedy Gala selectors? Why do they keep picking him when there are so many better comedians in Oz?

[shcnoozlebop]

where is his accent from?

[vrileape]

@shcnoozlebop he is australian

[shcnoozlebop]

@vrileape i thought he was but his accent isn't like any i've heard... i'm from the north, by the way.

[ultravioletj]

@shcnoozlebop I'm preeeettty sure he's from england or his family is english. but he is australian.

[wogchick18]

@ultravioletj he was born in australia

[perry24able]

@shcnoozlebop he put it on when he was younger to try and separate himself from the crowd, and obviously now its stuck.

[shcnoozlebop]

@perry24able ohs. thankyous

[nessnes64]

the dislike bar is like justin beibers penis:

it grows when fags touch it

[halogirl240]

his crude humour is absolutely hilarious

[skillzlove]

lol thats all most as bad as that time that i work up at like 4 am had to pee

so i want to the toliet dw but anyways i set down and started to pee but then i got a randmon borner and peed ever and it turns out the door wasnt locked and my mum came in (so inbarsed)

[sabbac]

@skillzlove Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

[skillzlove]

@sabbac amm i dont have a newslatter i dont think

but talk 2 me abot this

and i will tell you stuff

[FastJimmy1]

Very funny and clever guy

[ExoticFireGirl]

he is fun to watch.

[Jamesisdrunk]

for the people who didnt think it was funny, everyone has their own sense of humour and if you think this isnt funny dont go on and comment "oh this is so shit how is he so talented his not talented at all" you dont even have the right to even comment that, other people love this guy and think his hilarious. for me i dont think its that funny but i guess its not my sense of humour but im not gonna go and say its shit. for the people who do say its shit your all probably jealous of him so just sh

[SPnSSaremint]

lmfao!!! "you havent really lived until youve urinated on your face" AHAHAHA

[BRONCKENSTETTER]

brilliant commedy

[creamysodarevenge]

Oh Josh, you jokes always make me piss myself laughing then wanna give you a hug afterwards XD

[TheJackSW]

I'v watched this like literally 20 times and it never gets old.

[foreveryours1997]

is Josh Thomas gay. IM NOT A HATER

[2011marshmallows]

@foreveryours1997 yeah :( ahhaah hes so cute

[hamsweedcorner]

this guy is a farking dick head

[beetee1995]

he is actually the shit. like is there anyone more funny and/or adorable out there? NO. BECAUSE JOSH IS AMAZING.

[chemochance]

he looks like timmy from south park!

[ValleyOfChrome2112]

LAME

[mattyu21]

I look like him!

[brynjones11]

whats with his voice but he sounds like a pom what the fuck?