John Key falls and breaks his arm

[awaak]

Hahahahahah that was the best day of my life!

[1beautye]

lol he fell on thin air haha fail just like his hand shake lmao :PP

[MRMR276]

hahahahahahahahahaaha what a cluts ! fuckin anko legs xD

[Camelshark1]

Stop hating on John Key, he is the best that we have right now out of Phil Goff and John Key. If you really don't like it, move to another country.

[MsDee267]

ahhhaahahahahahahaha shame you idiot should have been your neak instead

[Bahleaver]

I kinda like John Key; he represents our whole appeal in being a relaxed and humorous country, while also being a little awkward. It's perfect.

[akira543]

@Bahleaver Couldn't agree more. XD

[hidepuller2008]

if only it was his neck.

[deepaksharm7sky]

well he went to have a sushi and invisible phill goff pushed him as he also wants same sushi..

[andrewkiwi100]

I really dislike Key and his antics, but some of the comments made here are quite disgusting. Argue on matter, not personal attacks.

[kiwis661]

john key has shares in bank of america!!

[Stevo443]

@kiwis661 Good on him

[kiwi46360]

John Key is retarded fool!

[yarrowworks]

FAAAAAAAAANTASTIC!!!!!!!

[ryan54]

Ugh WhaleOil's comment at the end was so expected.. never would trust this hooked nose MFer...

[insanelylogical]

lmao, fuck john key. Hone Harawira for prime minister.

[razalin]

@insanelylogical The only thing Hone will get, that's related to the government is a firing squad.

[ninjatakedow]

@insanelylogical Unless you're white >.>

CAUSE APPARANTLY MY AGENDA CAUSED THE MAORIS SO MANY PROBLEMS.

[MrBigFiretruck]

good on ya buddy. a real trooper.

[kaya3002]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha......................... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha.. fuckin idiot.

[Stevo443]

@kaya3002 Fullstops in the middle of your ha's.... Fuckin idiot.

[kaya3002]

@Stevo443 what are you?.. the typo police? Only a Teabag would give a fuck about that.. you sad little fuck witt.. Raise some real issues.

[Stevo443]

@kaya3002 you're telling me to raise some real issues? Lol then do so yourself hypocrite.

[kaya3002]

@Stevo443

What. we not allowed to laugh? National rammed through a law against that too did they? Pussy little National Minions get so offended when we laugh at there beloved Key. Here is some issues.. seen as you cant think of any yourself.

Child Poverty. Minimum Wage. Asset Sales. Digging 40 million tonne of Black Sand out of my local beach to sell to the chinese... Obviously Stevo443 you weren't at that meeting. You dont know.. You weren't there. just like you're mate Key.

[georgeh1231]

shame he didnt hit his head :(

[danielcarter123]

hahahaha shame he deserves it

:P

helen clark is better and phil goff

fuck offf

[MrCODMODERNWAR]

@danielcarter123 all the way.

[Stevo443]

@danielcarter123 Still sore about losing?

[danielcarter123]

hahahaha shame he deserves it

:P

[noimbringingsexyback]

teehee... metaphor anyone....

[sniker45]

i wish john keys family was gased by the SS so the prick never existed

[CatrinaBoFii]

@sniker45 ew you are actually disgusting, I can't believe you would say that about someone.

[IMakeBoringVideos]

john keys. the legend. i laughed at helen when she fell down,

when he fell down i felt general concern

[quantumofhate]

THE JEWISH NEW ZEALAND PRIMISTER. THE SHEEPAL CREATED HIM AND HIS ONCE OPOZICHEYIN RED HELLIN.HE IS PULLING THIS COUNTRY TO CLOSE TO CHINA IS HE A FUCKEN TRATTER OR NOT I THINK BLOODY SO.

[sekamenacerecords]

@quantumofhate So do I but when you spell like that and write in capitals it makes us look like conspiracy theorist nut jobs, when we're not.

[sekamenacerecords]

Hahahahahaha. Too bad he didn't give himself brain damage insted, what a cock.

[yarrowworks]

epic fail 

[sniker45]

its shame it wasnt the bastard neck

[CommuneStylez]

i was gona say the same thing haha

[sharrydoggz]

@sniker45 nice haha

[yarrowworks]

HA HA ! i never saw this on the news

[pridekitten69]

aw poor thing. he's our primister

[Himmeppie]

PRIMISTER. can i use that? it rolls of the tongue perfectly :)

[Maddolies]

That pun at the start was awesome lol

[truekiwijoker]

This guy is just embarrassing...

[illuminatedtiger]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha­hahaha!!!

[Underthebones]

Shame bro

[DaedriCxNZ]

HAHAHA that reporter at the start made a pun = "It's still BREAKING news" LOL

[blayzzz]

ROFL what a fucken idiot

[girraffemeat66]

does any1 kno were i can find the tv3 news vid wen he gets attacked on the side of the street wen he's in that big crowd

[prochoicenz]

What a shame Herr Johntard didn't break his fucking neck instead.

[CommunistNewZealand]

zionist bastard

[niebuhr92]

john key = junkie??

[CommunistNewZealand]

did he plaster-cast his dick too, maybe you lot would be into that, no surprize

[CommunistNewZealand]

LOL was it his neck?

[MidnightCardinal]

FAIL

[Jackafella666]

IDIOT BUT FUUNY

[repnmaori]

hahahahahah soooo !!!!! TRUE !. John is da most stupidst priminster NZ has ever had hahahahahahahhahaha !!!!

FUCK JOHN KEY !!!!!!!!!!!

[MrDialup]

I suspect he knows how to spell "Prime Minister", "stupidest", and "the", which means he'd never be able to compete for that title if you entered politics....

[BeakyRed]

"haloow"

[MXproz]

Hes selling his cast on trademe for a good cause. All the money goes to the blinde. Helen Clark would never do that!! So National and John Key are way better!!

[beyondep]

Helen Key broke Nationwide promises...

At least John Key only breaks his personal items :)

TRADEME:

As at 10am on the 04/02/09 the bidding is at:

$16,050.00 lead by 'vimp'

[Daeda123]

Helen Key? Gert it Right retard...dang.

[beyondep]

DOH...my bad...youl know who i mean haha

[pwND001]

lmfao, John key fails

[nzpersonnewzealand]

Oh snap! ACC! Im NZ's version of Obama vote for me in the future!

[Raaskill]

trade me things up to 9500 now

[WatTheFuuuk]

HOW EMBARASSING!! lmfao

[knukleheadmikspaz]

lol look on trademe ppl are buying his cast for over $8000 =)

[Pinklemon12]

yea i just checked and it was 18,000 and more

[chuuurp]

helen clarke is a fkn gay slut. why would we want that loser as kiwi of the year... might as well have osama bin laden

[yourmum46]

john key looks like a snake, but helen clark looks like a bulldog. either way yous were doomed from the start lol.

[DDaayyzz12]

Promises arnt the only thing he breaks

[blueheeler25]

hehe i know ay! lol

[MotherEarthnz]

Helen Clark wins poll as greatest living NZerThe top five nominees were:

* Helen Clark -- 3163 votes

* Willie Apiata -- 2645 votes

* Sir Murray Halberg -- 1467 votes

* Peter Jackson -- 1340 votes

* Peter Snell -- 1041 votes

[MrDialup]

LMAO an online poll, probably ruined by bots.

John Key was ranked above Clark in a far more important poll, involving a couple million people.

[headlessrd]

yes and what a pity that night was.

[racygal427]

gong shee fat chai? wtf lol

[confuzzledindian]

haha he's so gay.

[leercup]

his arms broken exactly like the national party policy

[arrenco]

agreed, nice call

[kjf66]

How many mountains did Helen Clark climb and descend without injury and John Key can't even manage a few stairs?

[IkeWilkins]

why is everyone so down on john key. fuckin helen clarke with her left wing social benefit, womans rights bullcrap.

[tazzaa1]

hahaha, i laughed.

[hughdaddy10]

John Key, what a jerk. Cant speak Chinese to save himself.

[Blobadelics]

what a dumbass hes even watching his step but still fails, fuckin noob

[preludefan]

thats the typical john key attitude, if you fall down, get back up and keep going!

[georgeh1231]

@preludefan sorry but that sounds like bullshit to me

[preludefan]

@georgeh1231 it probably doesnt make sence to you, you would break your arm, and sit on your ass for two years on acc like any good labour voter.

[georgeh1231]

@preludefan to be honest i would trust john key one single bit i just widh he was gassed by the ss bill he passed in goverment!!!

[MattTehPhat]

Good for him getting up and soldering on - hes still going to doom us all though. As America gets a new leader who will bring them out of the dark ages - New Zealand votes for same old national who will eventually bring forward the same old ideas

[thudds]

ouch, communist sabotage no doubt

[nighthawk006]

Dignified (and somewhat humorous recovery).

In stark contrast to Dear Leader's public humiliation.

[muljo836]

ahhhhhh hahahahahahahahaha, I'm sorry and I laughed almost as hard when Clark ate it but fuck me it is funny to see that smug bastard eat shit. F$%K em all...

[preludefan]

idiot.