World's Greatest Marijuana Joke

[captainobvious49]

how could you dislike that?

[amiaredneck]

y was this recomended to me???

[IkaMaison]

LOL

[thanksmisfortune]

lol i thought it was funny

[MrRossicarmichael]

this joke fucking sucks man!

[slutypet]

bill hicks is better

[choomanfoo]

@slutypet Bill Hicks is dead!

[slutypet]

@choomanfoo and? it's still better

[choomanfoo]

@slutypet but he's still dead!

[slutypet]

@choomanfoo your point??

[choomanfoo]

@slutypet It's better to live than die!

What's yours?

[slutypet]

@choomanfoo my point is this joke sucks. Bill hicks jokes are way better.

[slutypet]

@choomanfoo my point is this joke sucks. Bill hicks jokes are way better.

[666xb]

@choomanfoo that a dead realist is better than a dressed up living faggot.

Deal With It. B^/

[choomanfoo]

@666xb Why are you so fixated with homosexuality?

[666xb]

@choomanfoo .....because i said faggot im fixated on homosexuality.....

stop being so sensitive man.

[choomanfoo]

@666xb Your use of the word 'faggot' denotes clear antagonism towards homosexuals. According to certain studies, this is usually an indication of self-hate - due to your unwillingness to accept your own latent homosexuality. Further, I feel it my duty to reject any form of hate or discrimination on my YouTube site (or anywhere else for that matter) so would you kindly explain yourself further?

[mooseb4]

i couldnt hear what was being said...

[b33p3rz]

Lmao, not going to say it's the best or argue for any ranking of jokes, but it was fucking hilarious, with not enough conviction in the telling of it.

[cheechanchux]

Men in dresses is funny enough

[TasteForDisaster]

lol...

[GeokerRom]

that was actually good:)

[andymmackenzie]

Whoever doesn't laugh has something wrong with them, this is hilarious.

[roboY2K5123]

@andymmackenzie not hilarious...a bit funny, wouldnt go so far as to say hilarious.

[Blo00000000]

whhaaaaaaaaatt?

[Apothis]

Haha!

[gertelberth]

wow, are you idiots serious? this isn't even youtube worthy wow.

[essenceluvsu1]

lol... that really is really, REALLy funny... theres some genius in there lol :)

[JakeCleck]

This is awesome!

[MrMarijuanaKills]

What is the difference between a marijuana smoker and a shopping trolley ?

A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

[mehico33]

@MrMarijuanaKills You again! hahaha

[gluue3]

yea problem is their damn accent, i don't understand shit that they are saying

[DZ021]

@ec6ftsurf

I'm a kid and I laughed my ass off

[GrimReapiN]

lmao..

[ec6ftsurf]

i cant believe all the fucking dislikes...really pot smokers? this is could classic family comedy right there..kids wont get it but the adults laugh their ass off

[daninjaj13]

Far from the greatest marijuana joke, but it still made me smile

[ThaGuk]

That was shit...

[01leunamme]

Wtf.........!

[Revolution2pointO]

Lol you complainers are not fit to even be smoking pot if you don't find this amusing.

[ilovesandwiches]

This is not the worlds greatest marijuana joke.

[psyconetwork951]

I love how this is a joke about weed and yet.... the assholes of the internet still find the time in their lives to provoke fights over this video. Chill out and just smoke.

[SmellyAmpitz]

Marujewanna?

[neonnoel400]

Deception!!! im laughing at the people that all watched this including myself not the guy who made it.... thats a whole lot of crap

[himaru21]

That was kind of funny, but not the best.

[lianap11]

The funniest weed jokes i've found so far come from Bill Hicks

[Highwithguns]

WAS I SUPPOSED TO LAUGH?

[choomanfoo]

@Highwithguns It's either that or certain death!

[Highwithguns]

guess im dyin then.. :D I DIDINT LAUGH THOUGH

[choomanfoo]

@Highwithguns Then I wish you better luck with your next reincarnation.

[Highwithguns]

reincarnation is kinda bs... look at my channel dude. and watch some of joe rogans vids... and btw ill sub to you but you have to sub back...!

[choomanfoo]

@Highwithguns I'm afraid you may possibly be mistaken; it's your feeling for humor that appears to be bs!

Even Genghis khan knew when somebody was kidding. You may now self-destruct!!

malc

[GreenyProducer]

I LAUGHED....AT HOW SHIT IT WAS

[GuruAbsolem2332]

Best joke ever? Nah.. But i did chuckle.

[BillHicks420]

Die...

[moreroor]

DOnt post anything again ..

[therealLoafers]

Not very funny. At all.

[MMKYmusic]

The best marijuana joke is making it illegal.

[Postiepostman]

@MMKYmusic yeah indeed

[happynag56]

fuck u

[gnrjordan]

I didn't find it funny. I'm not high but if I were I still wouldn't find it funny. Misleading title for this video. All you would hear is crickets chirping if you told me that joke in person.

[DJFitality]

@gnrjordan hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah­aa

[Nemonstitch]

HAH!

[GNinja]

I thought it was a great joke.

People just don't get that there are different types of humor.

[CosmicJellyfish]

I think the joke would be better told at a party or a pub, the punchline is really subtle and I don't think these two pull it off well. Maybe it's above the audience's head?

Oh and, cross-dressing is a regular part of pantomimes. Unfortunately for most YouTube users, bacteria is the only culture they'll ever have.

[JoshableJr]

what's the play?

[choomanfoo]

@JoshableJr Jack and the DopeStalk

[raphanon]

LOL I GET IT! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE GUY IS DRESSED UP AS A WOMAN!

[Justen1980]

they're not doin stand-up, this kinda humour goes over great in a play

[tmac9938]

yeah this joke might be funny to mormons and hardcore christians.....

[monsieurkarl]

i laughed a little bit but i aint stoned yet, like u say it's mildly amusing but no need for the hate 1 persons idea of a joke is different from anothers if we were all stoned right now we'd be all laughing with each other and not at each other! chill the fuck out

[LinkMyBoy]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL yep.

[pscoggs]

i thought it was pretty funny

[DerHodenkrebser]

i don't get it

[CyrillKR]

some kind of snob humor

[tyo789]

Why is buddy wearin grapes on his head?

[SpiderShane1]

DERRRRRRR

[Tank18777]

What is this crap???!!!

[choomanfoo]

@Tank18777 that's your reflection; you're standing in front of a mirror!

[jseithbot]

@choomanfoo booooo

[tommo2864]

well i thought it was good, but then again im not a massive douche

[HomeMadeVinyl]

It's not the best weed joke ever, but it is quite good

[choomanfoo]

@HomeMadeVinyl I think it's worse than crap!

[TheScottishMac]

Its called pantomime you fucking idiots. It's supposed to be like that!

[choomanfoo]

@TheScottishMac thanks for pointing that out for me Mac! There appears to be no American equivalent except for Hillary Clinton's failed attempt at being a lady :>)

[justinofbodom]

terrible, take this video down.

[choomanfoo]

@justinofbodom  Yes, right away Sir!

[ClarkOates77]

Please take this video off as fast as possible.

Thanks

[JakeMan06]

@ClarkOates77 hahahah what the fuck

[BRADERZ2008]

@ClarkOates77 seriously fuck off you american dick you dont fucking understand pantomine seriously if you shut up you might learn something

[TheMetalApocalipse]

i just died a little inside... TIME FOR A BONG HIT!!!

[morpheus9950]

Whoever is saying this is a bad joke should probably smoke some weed.

[choomanfoo]

@morpheus9950 that's what I keep telling them!

[warmdickweed]

@choomanfoo lol yousuck

[MungJuice123]

@morpheus9950 a joke in a joke..... i get it :o)

[JACKALSPLICER]

@morpheus9950 Just did I'm a bit frightened

[d01t2m3]

@morpheus9950

If they smoked some weed and listened to the joke they'd just be like me right now and admit they don't get it... THC's a truth serum.

[Sherw0od]

@NewWorldParty Cont.. It might not affect you the same way, but it affects others negatively. Put yourself in other people's shoes before you try to reason something so ignorant as acceptable.

[Sherw0od]

@NewWorldParty

The fact that you're trying to reason the use of the words gay and fag as acceptable is a joke. i dont give two shits about whether or not you mean it as harmful or not, the meaning of it is still the same. The word itself sets mankind back so far, and its ignorant to think otherwise. As a gay man myself, growing up i've heard the words gay and fag used in a much different scenario, from a place of hatred. Hearing and seeing these words reminds me of those times.

[choomanfoo]

@NewWorldParty I agree with all you said except about it being the worst weed joke ever. Here's a far worse one:

Shit; I've forgotten it!

[inutonmoms]

that was the single gayest shit i ever seen...u are a fag my friend

[choomanfoo]

@inutonmoms social scientists reckon the more homophobic a person is then the more likely they are to be Gay themselves. So you appear to be exhibiting self-hatred. Don't take this too personal; it's just scientific fact!

[ShoVip1]

The fuck is this shiet?!?!?!?!?

Fukin thing sucks!

[choomanfoo]

@ShoVip1 You're obviously smoking the wrong shit!

[blisteringflame]

it looks like she has a nug on her head

[aniivialplanet]

@blisteringflame lmao

[herbienbrian2]

british humor sucks, except top gear.

[Austin393]

That wasn't funny

[resinousone]

ok you have to be high on some religous shit to find that funny

[951rampage420]

Thumbs of if you just wasted 37 seconds of your life.

[lrivera87]

Um...I actually thought the Pizza joke was way funnier than the video

[choomanfoo]

@lrivera87

Me too!

Thanks!

[ThePunchuintheeye]

wow. that. was. dumb.

[choomanfoo]

@ThePunchuintheeye, you know what's really dumb bro?

Two pizzas were sitting in an oven. One pizza said to the other, "Is it just me, or is there a war going on in Mexico?"

And the other pizza said, "Aaaaugh! A talking pizza!!!"

[AttackMyAss]

I'm stoned, and I didn't laugh.

BRB laughing at my wall.

[choomanfoo]

@AttackMyAss That's because you had the sound turned off. 

[AttackMyAss]

@choomanfoo I should be so lucky..

[420hisHighness]

@AttackMyAss same here that shit is so gay

[GTILOUD]

Oh cherrio wheres my tea, I should brush my teeth now then

[WastedDaze78]

it was pretty good, but when you label it "the greatest" it just sets you up to be trolled

[choomanfoo]

@WastedDaze78

How did you figure that out sparky?

[WastedDaze78]

@choomanfoo... ... by all the dumb comments below... and btw Americans aren't as bad you think they are...

[choomanfoo]

@WastedDaze78

Lighten-up; this whole thing is just a troll!

And where the hell did you get the impression that I'm anti-American?

One of my uploaded vids is even my own daughter playing The Battle Hymn of the Republic. How more pro-American do you want me to be for Ford's sake?

[WastedDaze78]

@choomanfoo I think you should get a tatoo of the flag on your forehead... then I would believe you! ,,, naw you just said something down there.... all is good

[choomanfoo]

@WastedDaze78

I may well do that one day, and especially if drug policy moves into the light.

Thanks Bro!

[santamafia27]

WTF is you want a good joke about weed, watch kat williams weed, your shit aint funny at all....

[choomanfoo]

@santamafia27

You must be depressed. Try smoking roses!

[JonnyMonster91]

Kinda funny?

[OpiumBeast]

@JonnyMonster91 No. Not funny.

[JonnyMonster91]

@OpiumBeast

Yeah, it wasn't very funny at all.

[choomanfoo]

@JonnyMonster91

You didn't smoke enough!

[JoeVulgaris]

this doesn't have shit on Bill Hicks'

[TanthalasMajere]

That was... not funny

[mrhaydenroberts]

lol

[maclovindotca]

worlds greatest is a bot of a stretch, but it's still funny

[hughh20]

Made me laugh a lot. :P I guess it's British humour.

[drinkmoresoda]

should change the title to " a couple of queers"

[Cozmagoth17]

@drinkmoresoda word. i smoke weed and this video is complete shit. worlds greatest failure of a weed joke should be the title, cause this sure isnt even ne where near close to bein the worlds greatest weed joke...close to bein one of the worst tho.

[choomanfoo]

@Cozmagoth17 You're either smoking the wrong weed or maybe you should try something else for your depression. Go for a walk in the sun!

[Cozmagoth17]

@choomanfoo Think what you like but i get the medical shit :) I laugh at things that are funny even when not high...no depression here. Juz this shit wasnt funny.

[choomanfoo]

@Cozmagoth17 you're being far too nice; that's suspicious!

[Cozmagoth17]

@choomanfoo lol good weed will do that...nothing suspicious bout that....and beyound that im juz a nice person at heart my man.

[Cozmagoth17]

@choomanfoo O and btw...look at the Likes vs the dislikes....i bet most the ppl viewn this are smokers if not stoners like me. and the dislikes out way the likes by a good deal my man.

[choomanfoo]

@Cozmagoth17 it's just a wind-up; jut like life; not to be taken seriously; I'm only looking for hits; who the fuck wants approval for something somebody else did or said?

[Cozmagoth17]

@choomanfoo Understood fully.

[choomanfoo]

@Cozmagoth17 There you go being nice again; why don't you have a whiskey and then threaten to smash my face in?

[HoodSick]

i stopped watching after 17 seconds 

[E1Ducko]

@HoodSick

dude i read this comment and i was like, i wonder when i stopped it AND ITS ALSO 17 SECONDS FUUU

[yesicannabis84]

I don't get why the majority of people seem to dislike this joke.. IMO it was funny, even if the title was exaggerated. But isn't that the way here on YT

[fishking831]

Please bear in mind that it was on a pantomime, and I giggled a wee bit too, but that's coz I *did* pick it roll it and smoke it xD peace and love <3 x x

[ExorArgus]

i giggled

[getoffwelfare]

im american. so i didnt think it was funny

[choomanfoo]

@getoffwelfare

Of course not; you've got nothing to laugh about!

* The US national debt has increased at an average rate of $3,000,000000 per day

* The unemployment rate has increased by 7300 per day since 2008.

* The loss of manufacturing jobs has been 1400 per day since 2006.

And the worst is yet to come!

Legalize or sink into oblivion!

[bugeyejedi]

Laaaaaaaaaaaammmee!!!

[Supernaut1]

THAT WASN'T FUNNY!

[Gyohdon]

This is not 'british humoooooooooooour' it's just not fucking funny.

[cobraopts7]

fuckin brits dont know shit about comedy

[jordanreynolds2007]

@cobraopts7 im british and that shit aint funny

[cobraopts7]

@jordanreynolds2007 yeah im not bashing on brits i just think that mary poppins play was retarded

[zelix10]

maybe if i was a brit it would be funny

[venefikuz]

i'm going to die.. good thing i don't take life seriously.. =)

[BanglishBoy]

i did nat laugh : | 

[choomanfoo]

@BanglishBoy

Then you will die!

[choomanfoo]

@BanglishBoy Then try some Peter Sellers!

[Mitsuraga]

Not that funny.

[3VOLution3NO]

more like WORLDS WORST MARIJUANA JOKE

[DjHyphie]

I was the 111'th person to dislike this. What the hell is this shit anyway, if you wanna hear hilarious jokes about weed and the like, check out Bill Hicks :) :)

[legendstreetsk8r]

fuck you