Dilbert: The Key to Happiness and Top Performer Video

[GreenerOnTheOthersid]

This voices are way more annoying then the original ones

[kingturkey2]

That is a very crunchy sandwich.

[DarkvindFromIllier]

He does have a point...

[jradetzky]

watch and learn

LOL

[Resputin84]

Wally is that guy at work that some how gets to do nothing all the time and not get fired..... how do I get to be that guy......

[DarrylCross]

@Resputin84 A friend told me a little while back that a study was done that showed that if you had any 2 of the following 3 qualities, you probably won't get fired: Punctual, Personable, and Productive - meaning if you're on time, and are a likable person - then you don't necessarily have to be productive. If you show up on time, get results, then you don't have to be well liked. If you're likable, and productive, you don't always have to show up on time.

[mundo45114]

hoe do you make these animations?

[funkyX000]

His sandwich didn't have a second bite taken away when he bit it.

Infinite sandwich...

I want his sandwich now, with ham and cheese instead.

Fed forever, without needing to ask...

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@funkyX000 what if it gets stale?

[StevXtreme]

Oh, so I'm a sociopath? Cool.

[dailydols]

So it was a Freudian slip that my boss called me wally...?

[MistMatch]

that is one hard ass sandwhich

[zeusengine]

Oh look! Moving pictures with goofy voices! Must... watch... more...

[J0hnny0hm]

I imagined Wally from the old cartoon saying these....it became much funnier. xD

[astrangeone]

Lol. What is Ashook eating that is so crunchy?

[aaronaadhik]

absolutely loved this. A good slant on workplace happiness, love the creativity and obliqueness, aaron of myworldofquotesdotcom

[OldSchoolSkill]

The Sweetwater Sound management philosophy in a nutshell!

[johncisney15]

Im a sociopath and Im proud! I havent left my bedroom or made contact with the outside world in 2 weeks straight. I love that about me =P

[birdlogic]

just watched a hilarious webseries... search "frank noon and johnny" on Youtube to watch hilarious customer service spoof!

[Superzaldor]

The coffee drinking sound is pretty cool.

[EricSchwin22]

I wish this guy can be my Manager...he knows how to treat everyone with respect .

[electrostatic1]

I wonder what the hell is in Asoks sandwich that is THAT crunchy.

[Shaftronics]

@electrostatic1 Peanut Butter? but with a higher concentration of peanuts than butter?

[ElonsProductions]

Uncomfortable silence with a wide-eyed guy staring at you... Instant Death.

[trainthemind]

oh so thats what i am... a sociopath

[ottselguy]

wally has alot of good ideas

[groscaca69]

wally could become a ceo

[wiifan001]

Freekin sociopaths.

[Colonel774]

The scary thing is, Wally has a point. Every failed project wasted money. He has never wasted a cent. He's never made a cent either, but that's beside the point.

[thebookbinder]

That's what the economist's call "Breaking Even" so in a manner of speaking - Wally is a valued employee as every company wants to break even.

[USBTR]

I beg to differ... yes, every failed project wasted money but that statement is made after the fact. plus no management would go into it if they knew (before hand) that it would fail, would they? I guess the point I am trying to make is: it is better to have people doing something (there is always a chance projects will succeed) than just pay a guy to drink coffee...

[Dingobabee]

@Colonel774 he drak the compony's coffe. If that coffe is "free" he is coting the compony mony.

[silverblue73]

why is his sandwich so damn crunchy?

[mathfreak123]

@silverblue73 Who knows, but it only makes the sandwich sound tastier!

[setsunathemoo]

lmao i loved the first one!

[DickTaMs]

im a Sociopath too

[COLUMBINE1818]

Wally, you're fired. Take your giant severence package and leave.

[archivesbc]

Columbine, I think they actually had one where Catbert said that it made more financial sense to keep him on the roll than let him go. In other words - he was their most valuable employee.

[COLUMBINE1818]

archivesbc I was joking, but ok.

[Rudevald]

Watch & Learn XD (Coffy Sip)

[kogakicksbutt]

omg i love reading him in the comics in the newspaper but i didnt know they had videos about him lol

[Golemoid]

theres a cartoon too

[GraceMccThe1st]

heehee! man, these things are addicting!!

[FrozenHitler]

Yeah :D

[aah040404]

watch & learn sssssssiiipppp

[GenBanks]

The cartoons grow on you, I didn't like it as much as the comics either, but now I enjoy the cartoons in a different way.

[FitoSaav]

Damn.......I'm a Sociopath :S

[AetherSingularity]

Me too isn't that great? *sips coffee

[l3oyAlbania]

Let's have a sociopath party~

[forgotaboutbre]

Scott Adams brand of humor works better in comic strip form. I can't quite put my thumb on it but this doesn't quite feel right.

[thePivoter3000]

the voices r kinda weird

not how i imagined they would sound like

[forgotaboutbre]

the punchlines are too casual in animated form. The way I read the comic strip makes the punchlines more exciting.

[soparu]

um, whats wrong with the voices?!

[cacasapo]

Your coments make me hate you.

[ZuuciPlays]

dibert picks up his coffee..thats it. he doesnt even drink it...

[tombkreeper3]

Wait a minute...or is that Wally's sandwhich?

[tombkreeper3]

How does Asuk make his sandwitch crunch?

[NinjaDog251]

he puts chips in it! doesn't everybody?

[jeannec1]

Chips in sandwich is classic.

[AceVendetta]

Actually, It's probably the clams he put in without removing the shells.

[JimmyBrus]

or more logicly, pickles.

[JimmyBrus]

Why is asuk more white then black now?

[tombkreeper3]

......idk....

[artemialexus]

..because Asok is basically brown?

[JimmyBrus]

yes he is but in this hes too light.

Damn you rasicts DX

[artemialexus]

Well, I'm not racist. I'm brown myself. It's just a term of speech.

[CrazyInTheMix613]

Ha Ha Ha

[burningpig102]

HEH i love how asok just sits there :D

[ungiving]

laziness is like a super power =]

[jehuty8]

i have no idea why but dilbert is way funnier when not animated. its my favorite comic but when animated it gets ruined.

[ratchet1215]

I can almost visualize the panels...:)

[Nellis4543]

WHOA! The three comments have -6 votes. So its 666! Oh, and CRUNCHY SANDWICH.

[shadow6fang]

wht the hell was in asuks sandwhich the crunching...it never ends!o.o

[CarlosOnBroadcast]

He does make sense.

[Manateecutie]

@CarlosOnBroadcast Well he is drinking many dollar's worth of coffee...