Miranda - S02E01 (The New Me) Part 1

[jamesisreallycool]

What is 'imac' and how do you do it to a squirrel?!?

[missfangsmerlin]

FERBREEZE IT!

[PenguinsIgloos24]

They need a series 3!

[nazcinnabar1994]

@PenguinsIgloos24 i totally agreee!!! :D

[KAYLIBAYBEE]

Omg she is so funny!!!! :L

[michaelmcintyrexxx]

THE 8 PPL THAT DISLIKED THIS SNEEZED AND HIT THE DISLIKE BUTTONBY ACCIDENT!!

[michaelmcintyrexxx]

love gordon :')

[GeorgiiiJ87]

"Its TOO high, Daniel, its UNNATURALLY high for a man!"

[mrsplum100]

Adore Miranda= so funny, that Danny is HOT! But not as hot as Gary!

[GreekFreakism]

lady running after taxi at start 0.o

[RaiinbowLove]

I love this woman.

[mkobismee]

Its funny because when she was on the Graham Norton show she said that her dad actually calls TV remotes 'distance activators' :')

DOOBRIES!

[hannahmonlaza]

I actually just spat out my drink when she farted. LOL.

[hannahmonlaza]

I would wollow for years for Tom Ellis :L

[romineyduncan]

Miranda's hair looks even lovelier this season!

[coolgurlstar]

IT'S WILLS MUM

[clrtomsett]

actresstobe1408no it wasn't because this was written before she went on graham norton with miranda!

[BumbleBee8323]

my word when she was the sushi place and she was stuck on the moving thing, gosh that was hilaroius!

[055697]

My own view on this person is that she'd be better off leaving comedy to the professionals and instead do what toffee nosed people like her do the best. That is, she should work with horses whilst braying in a loud posh voice. And perhaps she would also get some donkey dick as well in the process.

[kirschrot77]

Miranda is wonderful!

[boomdaboomboomful]

Miranda - Sorry, that, that was my dog. Chef - What was? Miranda - That noise. Chef - I thought that was a chair scraping? Miranda - Oh it was. Chef - Then what was your dog? Miranda - I don't have a dog. Chef - You said the noise was your dog. Miranda - Well it might have been your dog. Chef - I don't have a dog. Miranda - Well can you stop saying you do. XD

[RobynA1995]

@boomdaboomboomful Hilarious timessss :D xxxx

[MrDanJames13]

"just done a four hour shift at the bed shop"

almost died laughing!

[miguelportmon1901]

what's the song's (1:02 - 1:07)name?

[HarleyLeah]

@miguelportmon1901 Daniel Bedingfield - If you're not the one. :)

[rachela514]

"Oh, Queen Kong you're such a dweeb!" :L :L hahaha :')

[0697448]

I love this :)

[Kay2be2M]

Sadly I'm this close to resorting to making fruit friends myself

[MrBJC1996]

Miranda is the BEST!!!! Shes SO funny!!! lmao!!

Thumbs up if you think miranda should be voted for Prime Minister!!

[tattyteddyrox]

"dont forget your keys."

"OHH IM NOT SIX ! "

"I forgot my keys ! "

LOL I love Miranda

[bizzybezzy]

Such Fun!

How can 7 people dislike this! I stheir computer playing up or somthng!?

Her life just gets worse but its soo funny!

"What i call!"

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY TO MAKE YOU FEEL PROUD!!!!!!!!??????

Bare with, bare with!

lol just lol

what i CALL! My fave line!

LOLZ!

[mbrisendine123]

veritable....

such fun

[baconandcrisps]

Queen KongXD 'Oh the tramp is me ;(' 'Slackeronicheese'

[actresstobe1408]

do you reckon the dress getting caught in the taxi was the one she took from adele

[Amiie0x]

haha! 'you're the one that I want'

[DefineSound]

4:42 LMAO!

[lianaandnatt]

I mean who needs three dubrees ? Her mum is so funny :)

[telloel]

hahahhahaha omg, i diiiiie... this is hilariousss

[Gabsluvsyou]

can you watch this on tv or not and if so what channel is it?



[nashk2tamzin]

@Gabsluvsyou bbc two , shud be back this winter

[Gabsluvsyou]

@nashk2tamzin what time? x

[felipesarro]

@Gabsluvsyou in Brazil and in Latin America, it is on Film&Arts with subtitles in Spanish and Portuguese.

[Gabsluvsyou]

@felipesarro ok THANKS :)

[libbylobs1234]

Imaginary dog!

[XxcbcxX1]

lol miranda hart the best comedian love the programs lol so funny

[ilovefloodandhart]

Miranda Hart I Love You xxx

Fruit Friends :-)

[TheBanana75]

fart

oh that was my dog



[MrTommygizmo]

billiant



[kaylaaaa42]

hahahahahaha LOOK, a thing!!! -3

[gracebrooke101]

'because they don't have flesh that moves independently to their own main frame' FAB

[RossJC12]

Yah, hungerloss mcmungaloss XD lol

[beedroot]

To stop me from getting the last word in my Mum now says 'Such fun!' all the time. Sort of regretting introducing her to Miranda now.

[coziherebrap95]

@beedroot SNAP!

[LavenderHoneyPancake]

"The anxieties are everywhere! Save yourselves!!!" LOL xD

[coolgirlamy12]

@LavenderHoneyPancake  thats really funny part lol

[coolgirlamy12]

dubrees lol hahaha

[luvmusic334]

Im rolling on the floor laffin!!!!!! My fav comedy EVER

[accordion1114maxjade]

I luv this show poor miranda good luck wiv the new me plan, what sort ov name is stinky doesn't she take a shower.

[helpouranimals42]

i farted in front if him, blamed it on an imaginary dog and sung in his face.. lol

[helpouranimals42]

look theres a thing! *runs off* LOL!!

[IdeallyBlush]

LOVE miranda <3 thanks for the awesome quality ^_^

[coziherebrap]

5 people dont have a trinkety necklace!

[Ellie378374]

Miranda Rocks!!!!!!

[vexalon123]

@geoffthehippo845

What does that mean?

[adphlash]

This show is frikkin awful. So bloody formulaic...

[sgrib03]

it's too high daniel, it's unnaturally high for a man!!!

[Georgiiaa1212]

HAhhaaa this is soooooooooo funny ']<3

[IslandBayNS]

Shes a friggin funny chick I'd love Miranda as a friend HAHAHA

[JustAddaSong]

miranda is so socially awkward

[Honomeku]

When the characters fall it look so faken. But I still laugh out loud!

[Charlotte1912]

I love Miranda! 

[xilent234]

@Charlotte1912 I "hart" Miranda Hart! get it? eh eh? I ♥ Miranda Hart. XD

[sekcwunn]

shes the funniest person ever LOOOOLLLLL i love this!!!! x

[brutam70]

Just love Miranda.

[2011musicHITS]

chunky monkey

[devilsandqueens]

I love tall fat women

[PINKGIRL373]

i have all these on dvd i have series one all episodes and series two all episodes and i cant wait til series three comes out on tv and btw this is only part one of the episode xxxx this is so funny....i luv mirana

[Lolacoca1]

@PINKGIRL373 yeah, they had to upload it in two parts, there's a part 2 next to it

[OwenShellie]

oh my god, I nearly shit myself with laughter when she stood up and the chair farted.

[Tonixxfication]

"Too much action."

xD

[BeForeverMyself]

grappig!



[hankicheif]

I've been round her house so many times haha :)

And my mum is like best friends with Miranda's mum loool... xD

[mcflyinhigh19]

i love this show so much, me n my mum have started saying bear with x x

[bigissueplease]

really hope im not the only one that laughed a mirandas fart for 18 minutes straight

[CB774172]

Why are you even watching it then?

[AndThePincers]

Hmf. This isn't even funny. '-.-

[CB774172]

@AndThePincers why are you even watching it then?

[AndThePincers]

@CB774172 I'd never seen it before. It's complete and utter crap.

[balletbabe13]

@AndThePincers What you really mean is 'I don't like it'. Just because you don't like it doesn't make it 'complete and utter crap'. Have you ever stopped to consider that some people may have a different sense of humour to you?

[AndThePincers]

@balletbabe13 People who find this funny are middle aged retards with no life.

[balletbabe13]

@AndThePincers You know what... I'm not going to argue with you. If you can't accept the fact that some (perhaps even most) people have a different sense of humour to you, and have to resort to insulting them, you are not worth my time.

[AndThePincers]

@balletbabe13 Argue? I think you need to get out more. You're obviously some snobby troll who has no friends so spends her time arguing with people who are just trying to voice their opinions on something. Thats what the comment section's for - would you rather commenting sections were banned and we weren't allowed to use them? And stop trying to act superior, because you're not. Everyone's equal deary.

[balletbabe13]

@AndThePincers I have no objections with you voicing your opinion, however, insulting everyone who likes this was out of order.

[AndThePincers]

@balletbabe13 You know it's true.

[balletbabe13]

@AndThePincers What's true?

[AndThePincers]

@balletbabe13 Ugh.

[JackCorbett11]

look theres a thing!!!!!

[RoseandGracexxx]

aha stevie is helen of troy from horrible histories :p

[e7l13]

great face. they say a pictures worth a thousand words :)

[e7l13]

exactly. i thinks its kind of pointless. its the only thing about this show i dont love :)

[sslohier]

stinky is so annoying

[beekudo123]

is it just me or do they actually sound good when they sing the last note of the grease song :D

[e7l13]

i love this show, but am i the only person who gets annoyed with the heather small thing?

[sslohier]

@e7l13 no i get annoyed with it too- i dont think its even necessary, the show is so funny anyway

[batzigople]

@e7l13 no, i know exactly what you mean, it makes me go -_-

[missrerexx]

she farts when she gets upp xx it hilarious.............and the convers after is OMG LOOK THERES A THING!!!! LOLAAA

[missrerexx]

she farts when she gets upp xx it hilarious.............and the convers after is OMG

[e7l13]

behold... i am women... and phoenix.... both...but not in a mutanty way... and yes i have indeed lost my train of thought =)

[stefaannon]

why am i curtsing?

[hoooorrrrnnnnxo]

this program is amazing.

[benialisretarded]

yes i have lost my traqin of thought

[annabelwatson]

'I could wolf a gateau....but just a peppermint tea for me.'

'yes I could absoloutley scoffulate a puddington but just a skinny cap please.'

'I could INHALE a meely vaneely......but just a crumble please.'

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[fishiepie13]

I want the Gary pillow

[naughtynaez]

I like the old Stevie.

[poplova]

sorry, but i find the taxi scene funnier than the sushi scene

[poplova]

tilly has the most annoying what i call laugh

[JackCorbett11]

i l take a slice of that kinky quice if there is any going 

[xawesomegirlx1]

the sushi conveyor belt!! :D

[mila203]

It's the guy from special unit 2!

[pippylunalove]

i wouldn't actually mind if tom ellis came to hong kong. in fact it would be rather nice.

[Dramastud1985]

that guy was in final destination 3 he really is american xx

[liob1611]

I want some kinky quiche!!!

[BenDeRaes]

LOOK, their is a thing!

[JordanBiTCHVoase]

It was 21 seconds :) xxxx

[Cmazzbailey]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

[Vierge17]

It was a mistake to be drinking water while watching this...I wish this aired in the US. :D

[RolaOla]

Nearly pissed myself at the Sushi bar bit "Oh, I've just finished the circuit" hahaha

[RolaOla]

SALLY PHILLIPS! <3

[PinkStrawberry6790]

i have way too much love for this programme :')

probably the funniest thing i've ever seen :')

[victoriahorses100]

Lol!

Soooo funny!

[victoriahorses100]

Lol!

So funny!

" Sorry I might as well finish my lap , save me from walking!"

[19musicmad97]

i love miranda i have a question: ot of ten what do you rate this (awsom) show?

i rate 1010101010101010 xx reply please.

[Becca101P]

@19musicmad97 .........

[19musicmad97]

agh i love miranda gary is soo fit love u!

[8HereComesTheSun8]

'Stinky's on the floor!'

[johnfromdon]

@Scrumdidilyumpchious I am sure your a very talented comedy writer, and we all look forward to your works being aired on television....... or are you more like Comic Book guy from the Simpsons.....?

[Crazy4Shoes92]

11:37 funniest bit ever

[TheHarty100]

i have never seen anything soooo funny!!!

[livelaughlave]

I WANT THAT GARY PILLOW!!

[zacchie]

After this show, I'm starting to say bear with too when my phone rings.

[Mon0chromic]

@Scrumdidilyumpchious Freedom of speech, the first amendment for the United States, has no place on the internet. The internet does not only reside in one country, but the entire world. One nation's laws do not apply to the internet just because of where you live. The internet is its own entity and territory. While I do agree on free speech, using it as a backup of your opinion on the internet is a horrid rebuttal.

[JoshH37591]

Lol, Call now for a new Tariff breakdown!

[XrawwwwrX]

@Scrumdidilyumpchious Then why did you bother searching for it and watching it then? People like you irritate me.

[missbanana3]

They actually EAT the fruit!

[TheNunwithaGun]

I miss Miranda! I want Season 3 to start already!

[eblovesdb]

Miranda singing Daniel Bedingfield - god i nearly wet myself!

[jjcooljj]

BAHAHAHA "My anxieties are everywhere, SAVE YOURSELVES" XD XD XD

ohgoodness, hahaha <3

[musiccnerdd]

SHE IMMACCED A SQUIRREL! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA....it was the funniest thing.

made me laugh out loud. :)

[katiecute89]

The bit at the start with the dress and the taxi gets me everytime. I hate Tilly so much she reminds of a girl I know extremely annoying.

[allconspirer]

In my house we call doobris a zapper!!

[Lolacoca1]

@allconspirer hahaha mine to

[Herdyyy23]

I also call the remote control a DOOBRI !!!

[AtlantisToInterzonee]

11:25 - 11:40

HAHAHA

[RnBTwilight]

i wonder what those anxieties were...

[gothathrian]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TODAY TO MAKE YOU FEEL PROUNDDDD!?...

[UKUSAEU]

I VOTED 4 THIS

[xCakeeey]

fart fart fart pooballs

[izzienaylor]

IT'S TOO HIGH DANIEL AND IT'S UNNATURALLY HIGH FOR A MAN

[cielleybelly]

and she's back!!!!! i missed miranda:)

[ilovesonic17]

LOOK THERES A THING!! XD

[minjilpc]

thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!

[Olimoo21]

fruit friends is sooo funny x

[SuperCheesemannn]

it was 30 secs!!!!!

[amazingotube]

so funny after 1 minutes, theres already been:

fruit friends

miranda!

and omg the funniest:

everything always seems to go wrong with gary anyway -gets out car- -closes car door- -rips off her dress- lmao so funny

[squishy3000]

IT'S TOO HIGH DANIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[husna99]

9:25 - 9:54  is SUCH A COPY of Johnny English!!

sorry Miranda no one can beat Rowan Atkinson :)

[nattynutter23]

oh king kong your such a dweeb! (miranda is going around the sushi bar thing) actually whilst i'm going round (puts soy sauce on the sushi) my favourite part at the sushi, miranda is the best show EVER!

[mucker137]

@nattynutter23 queen kong, isn't it?