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  • Wow they spent way too long on that topless scene

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • pat is sooooo skinny!! i wishh i wz that small:((

  • At 1:115 Jeff's head looked like a penis.

  • well DONE, pat.

  • Where are Jeff's glasses?

  • @1:54 RIP headphone users...

  • too bad sarah wasnt in this skit :/

  • @the302forlife she's ugly anyway

  • holy fuck the guy at the end was hairy as shit

  • Ewww men without abs -_-

  • @ThemanOmac welcome to the reality sister

  • @ThemanOmac EWW GIRLS WITHOUT BOOBIES

  • Amir was so trying not too laugh while Pat was saying his lines.

  • RIP headphone users.

  • Amir was so trying not to laugh

  • i love amir :D

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  • Ricky is actually worth 25 million dollars. Pretty spectacular, when you think about it.

  • 1:52...now i need a new headset...and ears

  • OBJECTION!!!!!

  • You can see Amir struggling not to laugh. LOL

  • it is currently 4:27 am.

  • 1:27 is that dan or ricky???

  • @LightlyCaffienated That is jeff

  • @LightlyCaffienated

    neither; it's jeff

  • pat is sooooooo fucking skinny

  • Is there a video that says pats age?

  • That guy in the chair has like, a tree of hair growing on his chest.

  • Amir is trying not to laugh through Pat's speech <3

  • Who's the camera man? :p

  • 29? Ricky isn't older than the rest. Pat's 37.

  • The close up of the guy in the topless scene just in the background defined awkward XD

  • hahahah Amir at 1:13

  • wish sarah was in tht room :D

  • 1:51 R.I.P to all those wearing ear phones

  • @Mysticpizzadude omg i pause at 1:50 to post a comment xD love you had volume on full

  • holy crap he guessed it right

  • Oorah marines.

  • Pat is SKINNY!

  • jeez guys hit the gym sometime

  • If you look closely, you can see amir giggling in the background when patrick was acting :D

  • lol shirtless Jeff :D

  • why does sam sometimes have an office then other times just a desk

  • Lol, Amir not trying to laugh X)

  • High five to Pat for that monologue

  • 1:52 ear rape

  • Where's Sarah??

  • Streeter makes 80k because he works at tgi fridays

  • You don't want the humor because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like humor, sarcsam, irony. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very humor that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

  • Son, we live in a world that has humor, and thosehumor has to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Seidell? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Blumenfeld, and you curse the Collegehumor. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Blumenfeld's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

  • pats gotta donk

  • my volume was high...then the screaming started....then i got high

  • sams awesome

  • i think this video was just an excuse for Pat to show off his body

  • okay! so i finished watching all the hardly working videos!

    hold on... whats jake and amir?

  • @ericamurray77 And that's when your day went from good to great

  • Damn guys. Do some pushups!

  • fat

    

  • Thumbs up for shirtless Amir

  • R.I.P. headphone users at the end there.. yer, you can thank me for saving you from it, unless i was too late. in which case.... thank me anyway :)

  • I think Amir looked the best shirtless.:3

  • @princejohnneyfan Thats a sad comment. It's true, but the fact that it's true is sad.

  • @blueeyesaf Not to me.

  • pat is SO skinny!

  • damn, amir has come a long way with his acting skills

  • R.I.P Head Phone users

  • Im trying to go to sleep just one more video!!!( I said that 20 videos ago!!)

  • 2 in the morning and cant stop watching

  • You gotta love the guy in the back, just waiting to jump in and hold the other shirtless guy back.

  • Did anyone else notice the number card from 'Internet Commenter Business Meeting' in the background at 0:31?

  • carrot?

  • Huh, I woulda never guessed....

  • What happened to Amir's hairy Tit hair?!?!?!!?!?

  • thats for babies...

  • 3 quick questions: Why was Sam looking at a magazine of topless men? What was in Ricky's draw? And does Streeter actually make 80 grand a year?! I'd work there for free, never mind that much money!

  • @HarrisonRocks i heard amir makes 120 k a year

  • @ContainedMax

    Bullspit! Damn those lucky Collegehumour guys...

  • Press 9, totally funny.

  • that was beutiful...i cried :'D

  • Try to look at Amir whilst keeping a straight face :D

  • i recon amir did a beter job than ...the other guy

  • @ShinShia456 i didnt mean it in the litteral sense of him being anorexic, but thanks anyways ;)

  • Gross 29 prime number

  • top marks for the monologe!

  • what the actual fuck?

  • pat in annorexic

  • @heatherannx21 Just because someone is skinnier then you doesn't mean they are anorexic. Also you should spell correctly and please don't judge.

  • what magazine is sam looking at in the very beginning?...

  • 1:26...motherfucker is stoned. XD

  • Watch this when you are high..and you will realize the beauty of all existence on all possible levels..

  • look at all these guys trying to be jacob, pff

  • "Neptune? How would I get to neptune?" "Carrot?"

  • 1:11 look at amirs face, he's trying not to laugh XD

  • this was like watching a family guy scene

  • Amir is cute

  • @Merveilleux202 Yes. yes he really is.

  • This was posted on the exact day m dad and step mom got married

  • I wonder how many takes it took them

  • Gay..............DRINK!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1:43 AMIR JUST LAUGH ALREADY!

  • Jeff...go put a shirt on...

  • Carrot?

  • Muscles Wanted!

  • the end was dumb

  • Amir is hotter without a shirt :3

  • how the fuck did i get here 0.o ?

  • Actually that was a pretty damn good reenactment.

  • Thumbs up for the anti-spam card in the back

  • What the hell? Why can't I eat only chicken nuggets and have that kind of a body?

  • amir is hot.

  • i hate it when the top comments are the same

  • @LegoAnimation2k11 shutup

  • at 1:11 amir is about to bust out into a laugh

  • carrot.

  • Amir's laughing!!!! 1:10

  • an act inside an act...act-ception

  • Vince rocks

  • Pat is gangster

    

  • Pat's an AWESOME actor!

  • you can see Amir suppressing laughter throughout the entire monologue.

  • Pat keeps looking at amir's nips

  • Amir is so sexy O.O

    I'd hit that, violently and repeatedly :P

  • hahaha Amir nearly shits himself laughing after 1:07

    Good job holding it in man!!

  • wow more than half the video is that reenactment...

  • 1:10 WATCH AMIR WANTING TO LOL

  • Pat is so skinny. <3

    Jake and Jeff are just smiling through the whole thing.

  • 1:52 R.I.P Headphone users

  • XD Pats got a nice body.

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  • anyboddy noticed amir was at the brink of laughing?

  • @trondheimsfeber I was surprised he didn't bust out laughing.

  • this should be a new series, like jake and amir 8)

  • @WGAFproductionz it is...

  • Amire isnt as fat as i thought he would be

  • I was watching the movie on TV the othernight and there was a blackout during that final scene. Never thought this is how id see the ending haha.

  • my ears... ouch

  • i would not mind youtube’s adds if they were not the god damn same thing everytime

  • wow the top comments both have sarah in them.... well she is really hot

  • i thought pat was secretly 34. so te oldest. not 29.

  • Amir tried so hard not to laugh lmao

  • amir has abss

  • 1:51-1:55

    Amir contains laughter

  • if your gonna have the same top comment twice, just have it once

    if your gonna have the same top comment twice, just have it once

  • @TheGhostPSN29 which episode does that come from. ive gotta know! D:

  • @pjmgamer0 im not sure actually haha

  • @TheGhostPSN29 it was the "60's day" episode. i found it on a marathon :D

  • I'm not surprised I have no idea what's going on...

  • Amir was trying really hard not to laugh when pat was saying the lines XD

  • @Crystalsight555 He did, in the end.

  • R′, D′, R, D

  • @yeaitwasme hey, you're a cuber. so am i. small world

  • Where was Jake..Where was Ricky? The two people that NEED to be topless! D<

  • normally i hate when the top two comments are the same thing but since i was hoping the exact same thing I'll let it slide this time >.>

  • i freaking love amir

  • from 1:11-1:16 amir was totally struggling not to laugh haha

  • oh no i never thought Vinni would be so hairy...sarcasm

  • hahahah I fucking know that scene by heart and it cracks me up to see them do it XD

  • HOLY SHIT... he guessed it

  • oh my god sarah is not that hot

  • @p4t4r2 sarah is fuckable

  • Amir was tryi9ng not to laugh you can tell he wanted to burst out laughing

  • carrot?

    

  • dont be like pat cassels.

  • The one time I decide to watch the full commercial for that weird new series, a commercial for lego pirates of the caribbean comes on. :/

  • Pat is acting his ass off in the clip

  • I tought this one was the dick suckin episode from the thumbnail :D

  • Why is Sam looking at male models at the opening?

  • I bet amir was laughing under his breath

  • amir is trying soo hard not to laugh.

  • .......................

  • Amir was trying sooooooooooooo hard not to laugh. lmao

  • Oh god would you look at the time...

  • amir was trying so hard not to laugh lol

  • amir is actually pretty hot with out a shirt on... (;

  • Thumbs up if you only watched this video cuz Amir was shirtless in the thumbnail. ;)

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  • Why wasnt SARAH in there is what I wanna know...

  • How the fuck could pat remember that many words for that reenactment?

  • @Mixmastermehdi It's not very hard, I have reenacted that entire court room scene for a class, playing that character.