You don't want the humor because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like humor, sarcsam, irony. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very humor that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
Son, we live in a world that has humor, and thosehumor has to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Seidell? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Blumenfeld, and you curse the Collegehumor. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Blumenfeld's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
3 quick questions: Why was Sam looking at a magazine of topless men? What was in Ricky's draw? And does Streeter actually make 80 grand a year?! I'd work there for free, never mind that much money!
Wow they spent way too long on that topless scene
Custardpictures 15 minutes ago
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
happyvinh 1 day ago
pat is sooooo skinny!! i wishh i wz that small:((
SDisawesome1109 5 days ago
At 1:115 Jeff's head looked like a penis.
CptValeria 1 week ago
well DONE, pat.
onlyxash 1 week ago
Where are Jeff's glasses?
RachelD9311 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
@1:54 RIP headphone users...
magicmusichackandall 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
too bad sarah wasnt in this skit :/
the302forlife 1 week ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
@the302forlife she's ugly anyway
BF3hasDINOSAURS 1 week ago
holy fuck the guy at the end was hairy as shit
s3x0fd34Th 1 week ago
Ewww men without abs -_-
ThemanOmac 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@ThemanOmac welcome to the reality sister
Torbyz 2 weeks ago
@ThemanOmac EWW GIRLS WITHOUT BOOBIES
ShaunJon27721 1 week ago
Amir was so trying not too laugh while Pat was saying his lines.
YoungBrave2006 2 weeks ago
RIP headphone users.
YojileB 2 weeks ago
Amir was so trying not to laugh
raneanubis 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
i love amir :D
1999izzyth 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
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JD22077 3 weeks ago
Ricky is actually worth 25 million dollars. Pretty spectacular, when you think about it.
afroebob 3 weeks ago in playlist Hardly Working
1:52...now i need a new headset...and ears
mrpenguin1545 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 2
OBJECTION!!!!!
wadlieeee 3 weeks ago
You can see Amir struggling not to laugh. LOL
ashleimilligan93 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1 27
it is currently 4:27 am.
AlmightyCerberus 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
1:27 is that dan or ricky???
LightlyCaffienated 4 weeks ago
@LightlyCaffienated That is jeff
arbeter98 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@LightlyCaffienated
neither; it's jeff
LieutenantYram 3 weeks ago
pat is sooooooo fucking skinny
gmoddude1 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Is there a video that says pats age?
keylimecupcake1998 4 weeks ago
That guy in the chair has like, a tree of hair growing on his chest.
rosegarden54 4 weeks ago
Amir is trying not to laugh through Pat's speech <3
djsrob 1 month ago
Who's the camera man? :p
ElVenezolano94 1 month ago
29? Ricky isn't older than the rest. Pat's 37.
DaMonkeez 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
The close up of the guy in the topless scene just in the background defined awkward XD
MetalLeg73 1 month ago
hahahah Amir at 1:13
daninjapeep 1 month ago
wish sarah was in tht room :D
tomyboii2k10 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
1:51 R.I.P to all those wearing ear phones
Mysticpizzadude 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@Mysticpizzadude omg i pause at 1:50 to post a comment xD love you had volume on full
tomyboii2k10 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
holy crap he guessed it right
reviloekaj13 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Oorah marines.
treyblakeandrew 1 month ago
Pat is SKINNY!
puppyluveromg 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
jeez guys hit the gym sometime
Wazahm 1 month ago
If you look closely, you can see amir giggling in the background when patrick was acting :D
cameronis18andawesom 2 months ago
lol shirtless Jeff :D
Thpolarexpresss 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
why does sam sometimes have an office then other times just a desk
Nijokaz 2 months ago
Lol, Amir not trying to laugh X)
iluvhobos27 2 months ago
High five to Pat for that monologue
ChildInLove 2 months ago 2
1:52 ear rape
Haloplaya2332 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Where's Sarah??
TheReckoner007 2 months ago 3
Streeter makes 80k because he works at tgi fridays
hotwheel360 2 months ago
You don't want the humor because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like humor, sarcsam, irony. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very humor that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
frdrsch 2 months ago
Son, we live in a world that has humor, and thosehumor has to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Seidell? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Blumenfeld, and you curse the Collegehumor. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Blumenfeld's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
frdrsch 2 months ago
pats gotta donk
teeniebikinixo 2 months ago
my volume was high...then the screaming started....then i got high
123LilSerb123 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
sams awesome
codeman494 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
i think this video was just an excuse for Pat to show off his body
sirdoodlebug219 3 months ago
okay! so i finished watching all the hardly working videos!
hold on... whats jake and amir?
ericamurray77 3 months ago
@ericamurray77 And that's when your day went from good to great
TheReckoner007 2 months ago
Damn guys. Do some pushups!
NoamTube 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
fat
TheAce12570 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Thumbs up for shirtless Amir
rachel800cooler 3 months ago
R.I.P. headphone users at the end there.. yer, you can thank me for saving you from it, unless i was too late. in which case.... thank me anyway :)
ombleo 3 months ago
I think Amir looked the best shirtless.:3
princejohnneyfan 3 months ago 81
@princejohnneyfan Thats a sad comment. It's true, but the fact that it's true is sad.
blueeyesaf 2 weeks ago
@blueeyesaf Not to me.
princejohnneyfan 1 week ago
pat is SO skinny!
LieutenantCole 3 months ago
damn, amir has come a long way with his acting skills
kountPHERLOCKula 3 months ago
R.I.P Head Phone users
kevin1811ful 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Im trying to go to sleep just one more video!!!( I said that 20 videos ago!!)
tyrahutcherson02 3 months ago
2 in the morning and cant stop watching
antraz101 3 months ago
You gotta love the guy in the back, just waiting to jump in and hold the other shirtless guy back.
ddbrowning996 3 months ago
Did anyone else notice the number card from 'Internet Commenter Business Meeting' in the background at 0:31?
JamesWrigglesworth 3 months ago
carrot?
JustAnotherRecording 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Huh, I woulda never guessed....
Whatthebleepitybleep 3 months ago
What happened to Amir's hairy Tit hair?!?!?!!?!?
99Msfashion 3 months ago
thats for babies...
Clearfuls 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
3 quick questions: Why was Sam looking at a magazine of topless men? What was in Ricky's draw? And does Streeter actually make 80 grand a year?! I'd work there for free, never mind that much money!
HarrisonRocks 3 months ago 106
@HarrisonRocks i heard amir makes 120 k a year
ContainedMax 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
@ContainedMax
Bullspit! Damn those lucky Collegehumour guys...
HarrisonRocks 2 weeks ago
Press 9, totally funny.
TheBailol 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
You can't handle the truth!!!
YoungBrave2006 4 months ago
that was beutiful...i cried :'D
sassyhugs 4 months ago
Try to look at Amir whilst keeping a straight face :D
emzluvsyaall 4 months ago
i recon amir did a beter job than ...the other guy
hatesunlight 4 months ago
@ShinShia456 i didnt mean it in the litteral sense of him being anorexic, but thanks anyways ;)
heatherannx21 4 months ago
Gross 29 prime number
YellowLemonRedApple 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
This has been flagged as spam show
I hate people who actually do that
Tm0g762 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
270 people can't handle the truth
ravenhousegaming 4 months ago
top marks for the monologe!
granturismite 4 months ago
what the actual fuck?
vogelbajs 4 months ago
pat in annorexic
heatherannx21 4 months ago
@heatherannx21 Just because someone is skinnier then you doesn't mean they are anorexic. Also you should spell correctly and please don't judge.
ShinShia456 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
what magazine is sam looking at in the very beginning?...
moviefreek998 4 months ago
1:26...motherfucker is stoned. XD
badassmoralfukka1 4 months ago
Watch this when you are high..and you will realize the beauty of all existence on all possible levels..
badassmoralfukka1 4 months ago
look at all these guys trying to be jacob, pff
Boatsnhoes221 4 months ago
"Neptune? How would I get to neptune?" "Carrot?"
TreasureChestReviews 4 months ago
1:11 look at amirs face, he's trying not to laugh XD
TwoStupidGirlsYT 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
this was like watching a family guy scene
keyb2lok 4 months ago in playlist Hardly Working Season 1
Amir is cute
Merveilleux202 4 months ago
@Merveilleux202 Yes. yes he really is.
Naeka 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
This was posted on the exact day m dad and step mom got married
lucycube 4 months ago
I wonder how many takes it took them
du6167 4 months ago
Gay..............DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zexion579 4 months ago
1:43 AMIR JUST LAUGH ALREADY!
dinogamingTV 4 months ago
Jeff...go put a shirt on...
ragecomics123 4 months ago
Carrot?
JZlatino4 4 months ago
Muscles Wanted!
LilTurtle1212 4 months ago
the end was dumb
MisterCookiez 4 months ago 2
Amir is hotter without a shirt :3
AmayaChosha 4 months ago
how the fuck did i get here 0.o ?
Lolzrsable 5 months ago
Actually that was a pretty damn good reenactment.
cjhurst1001 5 months ago
Thumbs up for the anti-spam card in the back
MrLincolnWoof 5 months ago
What the hell? Why can't I eat only chicken nuggets and have that kind of a body?
WoWhistorian 5 months ago
amir is hot.
neonyellownailpolish 5 months ago 4
i hate it when the top comments are the same
LegoAnimation2k11 5 months ago
@LegoAnimation2k11 shutup
gogeta5782 5 months ago
at 1:11 amir is about to bust out into a laugh
tatemuffinwaffle 5 months ago
carrot.
Jcob91 5 months ago
Amir's laughing!!!! 1:10
questioned866 5 months ago
an act inside an act...act-ception
RaySupafly 5 months ago
Vince rocks
superdubism 5 months ago
Pat is gangster
Zerero13 5 months ago
Pat's an AWESOME actor!
PianoPwner21 5 months ago
you can see Amir suppressing laughter throughout the entire monologue.
thealmostjew 5 months ago 126
Pat keeps looking at amir's nips
TheFreshter 5 months ago
Amir is so sexy O.O
I'd hit that, violently and repeatedly :P
Chelliebee1397 5 months ago 4
hahaha Amir nearly shits himself laughing after 1:07
Good job holding it in man!!
stevok777 5 months ago
wow more than half the video is that reenactment...
AmonOfTheSahelijos 5 months ago
1:10 WATCH AMIR WANTING TO LOL
lilibeth1211 5 months ago
Pat is so skinny. <3
Jake and Jeff are just smiling through the whole thing.
snownlystupid 5 months ago
1:52 R.I.P Headphone users
TheNoob131 5 months ago 3
XD Pats got a nice body.
narutofreaktenten 5 months ago
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lostfortoday 5 months ago
anyboddy noticed amir was at the brink of laughing?
trondheimsfeber 5 months ago 2
@trondheimsfeber I was surprised he didn't bust out laughing.
Boogawes 5 months ago
this should be a new series, like jake and amir 8)
WGAFproductionz 5 months ago
@WGAFproductionz it is...
lostfortoday 5 months ago
Amire isnt as fat as i thought he would be
BraziliantYouth 5 months ago
I was watching the movie on TV the othernight and there was a blackout during that final scene. Never thought this is how id see the ending haha.
choocken 5 months ago
my ears... ouch
mayanmeron 5 months ago
i would not mind youtube’s adds if they were not the god damn same thing everytime
christopher199813 5 months ago 2
wow the top comments both have sarah in them.... well she is really hot
TheDevilyouDontknow1 5 months ago
i thought pat was secretly 34. so te oldest. not 29.
THEerinatore 5 months ago
Amir tried so hard not to laugh lmao
BC13MoFo 5 months ago
amir has abss
majorcomment 5 months ago
1:51-1:55
Amir contains laughter
27RandomMaxx 5 months ago
if your gonna have the same top comment twice, just have it once
if your gonna have the same top comment twice, just have it once
TheGhostPSN29 5 months ago
@TheGhostPSN29 which episode does that come from. ive gotta know! D:
pjmgamer0 5 months ago
@pjmgamer0 im not sure actually haha
TheGhostPSN29 5 months ago
@TheGhostPSN29 it was the "60's day" episode. i found it on a marathon :D
pjmgamer0 5 months ago
I'm not surprised I have no idea what's going on...
SkippyTheFlippy 5 months ago
Amir was trying really hard not to laugh when pat was saying the lines XD
Crystalsight555 5 months ago 170
@Crystalsight555 He did, in the end.
SnowSniper98 4 months ago
R′, D′, R, D
yeaitwasme 5 months ago
@yeaitwasme hey, you're a cuber. so am i. small world
blackzabbathfan 5 months ago
Where was Jake..Where was Ricky? The two people that NEED to be topless! D<
Summer7629 5 months ago 2
normally i hate when the top two comments are the same thing but since i was hoping the exact same thing I'll let it slide this time >.>
smallmak5 5 months ago 4
i freaking love amir
LightGreenMarker 5 months ago
from 1:11-1:16 amir was totally struggling not to laugh haha
heyyitsnaomi 5 months ago 2
oh no i never thought Vinni would be so hairy...sarcasm
CR9realmadrid100 5 months ago
hahahah I fucking know that scene by heart and it cracks me up to see them do it XD
noose357 5 months ago
HOLY SHIT... he guessed it
MrDrfallout 5 months ago
oh my god sarah is not that hot
p4t4r2 5 months ago
@p4t4r2 sarah is fuckable
KINGofTROLS 5 months ago
Amir was tryi9ng not to laugh you can tell he wanted to burst out laughing
DrgaonViper91 5 months ago
carrot?
jerichocrossbo 5 months ago
dont be like pat cassels.
Mrjacksonll 5 months ago
The one time I decide to watch the full commercial for that weird new series, a commercial for lego pirates of the caribbean comes on. :/
AShadowofU 5 months ago
Pat is acting his ass off in the clip
meandyou22u 5 months ago
I tought this one was the dick suckin episode from the thumbnail :D
h4x0rax 5 months ago
Why is Sam looking at male models at the opening?
lettertree11 5 months ago
I bet amir was laughing under his breath
arynnjensen 5 months ago
amir is trying soo hard not to laugh.
Toastmeal 5 months ago 4
.......................
bob15253545 5 months ago
Amir was trying sooooooooooooo hard not to laugh. lmao
GuitarGod881 5 months ago in playlist Best of Dan Gurewitch
Oh god would you look at the time...
TheRacsta 5 months ago
amir was trying so hard not to laugh lol
senshi85 5 months ago
amir is actually pretty hot with out a shirt on... (;
lover3301 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you only watched this video cuz Amir was shirtless in the thumbnail. ;)
squirrelmart 5 months ago
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jmeiro 5 months ago
Why wasnt SARAH in there is what I wanna know...
GloomWalkersTOR 5 months ago 3
How the fuck could pat remember that many words for that reenactment?
Mixmastermehdi 5 months ago
@Mixmastermehdi It's not very hard, I have reenacted that entire court room scene for a class, playing that character.
goodalle1987 5 months ago