Merry Primary Gifting Period Bill! What I'm worried about is The Secondary Gifting Period or even the Tertiary Gifting Period. What's a 4th Gifting Period going to be called? Are we going into 4th's and 5th's now? Or Hexagonal Gifting Periods? Is there an Infinite Gifting Period? Or a Finite Gifting Period? Whence does the Gifting Period begin and /or end? So many questions not enough characters.
Aargh that treeeee its terrifying...'Primary gifting period'...brilliant... Doesn't everyone have a well hung heron in a donkey jacket for Christmas lunch then? You really should it's.... better than pigs in blankets anyday!
Instead of Christmas, we could have an Oud Celebration. That's what I'm gonna do this year, set an oud in our living room, and decorate it. Well, I would have, but the missus put her foot down.
Anyway, a very merry primary gifting period to you as well, mr. Bailey.
Merry Primary Gifting Period Bill! What I'm worried about is The Secondary Gifting Period or even the Tertiary Gifting Period. What's a 4th Gifting Period going to be called? Are we going into 4th's and 5th's now? Or Hexagonal Gifting Periods? Is there an Infinite Gifting Period? Or a Finite Gifting Period? Whence does the Gifting Period begin and /or end? So many questions not enough characters.
flyingfisbeefilms 4 days ago
fantastic
milkbunVII 3 weeks ago
Happy primary gifting period! I hope I can remember this greeting as it sums up Xmas better than anything else I've heard
rogerlesliecook 3 weeks ago
His hair has almost completely escaped!!!
pixiesyay 1 month ago
I love you in BlackBooks!!
DarkLinuxz 1 month ago
Christmas lies, christmas lies, lies lies lies lies.. Oh hi!
MsKittyCat9 1 month ago
beezer!
algildea 1 month ago
Turkey-geddon in my new euphemism of choice for the Christmas season.
WalterLiddy 1 month ago
ah Bill. he has a knack of getting it all in perspective. Brilliant!
NotTotara 1 month ago
Haha nectar points are now legal tender lol
andyc992 2 months ago
NEMESIS OF THE GOBBLER!, sounds like a hooker on Liverpool Lime street
Heskethification 2 months ago
@Heskethification LOL
purplevolcano 2 months ago
Why oh why did they not but this on the bbc instead of that old misserable woman.
MrZedonius 2 months ago
Why do you do these vids?
MrTurbobaboon 2 months ago
@MrTurbobaboon -Because we love them!
purplevolcano 2 months ago
Bill Bailey should write comic fantasy. He sounds mildly like a discworld novel here.
RachaelLJones01 2 months ago
Well said Bill... Happy Primary Gifting period to you too!
Capesthorne 2 months ago
Hmm.. 'round about 2:31 or so, Mr. Bailey nearly perfectly matches the shape of the tree in front of which he stands.
fleebness 2 months ago
A merry christmas and a happy new year to Bill and the early warning system(aka the cockatiel)
From Canada eh!
humac54 2 months ago
bill we need new christmas songs. how about
'jingle hells jingle hells ' maybe with a heavy metal idiom?
trendtraderx 2 months ago
happy erm gifting period merry to you also
ukgardener1 2 months ago
Have an enjoyable Turkeygeddon everyone!
Rossinio 2 months ago
Merry Christmas.
1aundulxaldin 2 months ago
Just about sums it up, cheers Bill :)
garyhicks789 2 months ago
Merry primary gifting period to you too Bill.
VOJTABRDA 2 months ago 4
Meet you all at the Gifting Window at Bill's house.
TheEditingShop 2 months ago
@TheEditingShop
Like you would be invited ;)
ukgardener1 2 months ago
Absolute genius!
staylor3d 2 months ago
Merry primary gifting period and a happy auxiliary generosity zone!
WesthamJack0 2 months ago 3
I have learnt so much!
Leslet 2 months ago
Oh yes.... 3pm Christmas Day please instead of Mrs Queen. Right Royal Bill Baileyness.
Fifi48 2 months ago
Id eat the hering wrapped in the donkey jacket... if it had enough custard
TMHUpNorth 2 months ago
A very merry Primary Gifting Period and a happy Auxiliary Leisure Zone to you all
EragonFiresword 2 months ago
The tedious inevitability of primary gifting period!
dugoodai 2 months ago
im looking forward to a implausible resurrection period.
Munckey 2 months ago
I think those seal-bird nibbles are now part of the Marks and Spencers christmas range?
quazz79 2 months ago
Thank you for putting the X back in Xmas!
XjjdX 2 months ago
hahaha gotta love Bill.... Merry Christmas....
DCdabest 2 months ago
And a very merry people avoidance season to you.
tuxyboo 2 months ago
And a happy primary gift giving period to you too!
IAmUnderwater 2 months ago 4
Happy relative kissing time <3
IfTheRainMustFall 2 months ago
Happy Drunk People avoidance to you too!
bluefoolproductions 2 months ago
You should do Channel 4's "Alternative Christmas Message"
Pingu81 2 months ago 30
CHRISTMAS LIES! CHRISTMAS LIES! LIES LIES LIES!
flithyharry 2 months ago
Happy relative arguing!
reckley 2 months ago
Lovely 70s christmas decorations! I remember them from my childhood in the 80s and they were super old then haha
beatchef 2 months ago
merry christmas Bill, you made me laugh so hardI nearly wet myself in Liverpool, you are a legend!!!
tumuli 2 months ago
Gettin' yo tinsel on! Just 1 heron leg for me then..... :)
lljwagg 2 months ago
Aargh that treeeee its terrifying...'Primary gifting period'...brilliant... Doesn't everyone have a well hung heron in a donkey jacket for Christmas lunch then? You really should it's.... better than pigs in blankets anyday!
palemina 2 months ago
That's excellent! No one makes me laugh more than Bill, really witty stuff. Much appreciated!
Maryonpark 2 months ago
bill bailey to do christmas speech - instead of queenie on xmas day
chrisspencerbarnes 2 months ago 50
@chrisspencerbarnes he might have to with big phil having a heart op
ukgardener1 2 months ago
Instead of Christmas, we could have an Oud Celebration. That's what I'm gonna do this year, set an oud in our living room, and decorate it. Well, I would have, but the missus put her foot down.
Anyway, a very merry primary gifting period to you as well, mr. Bailey.
TheRealJonas72 2 months ago
Merry primary gifting period to you to! :)
Jonesy941 2 months ago
I'm off to spend my 'nectar' points in the conga line of commercialism!
Merry primary gifting period Bill and look forward to some more of your brilliant stuff in 2012.
rjason023 2 months ago
What a beautiful Elf tree. Love ya Dearie. Happy Saturnalia, Yule, etc. <3
Brennna 2 months ago
merry Bath Hummings to you and surely we can have peace in the new year. Just turn off that googlebox...oh no then we can;t see you....
ScattyCardCrafter 2 months ago
Gifting gifting gifting gifting... THE GIFTING WINDOW IS NOW CLOSED. Commence leisure.
KasHCubeD 2 months ago
Merry 'Turkey-geddon' to you too Bill. Hope you oand your family have a great one & all the best for 2012
craigybus1 2 months ago
Merry Christmas Bill! Have some mead!
YourParadox 2 months ago
so very funny. Merry bah-humbug to you all.
LunaEppey 2 months ago
video is broken at 1:06 !
worldneeds 2 months ago
Hahaha, just made me spit water all over my desk. Hahahaha. Merry Christmas Bill, if you're ever stuck for a turkey sandwich in Dublin I'm your man.
Zakerius 2 months ago
And if you're ever stuck for a turkey sandwich with special lollies in Amsterdam, it can be arranged.
Japsar 2 months ago