The Assumption Song Lyrics

[The3xyz]

Maybe i will go fuck myself

[anonymoussoldier368]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) why u know say the words i think u gonna say

[Tigertrb]

Who puts whipped cream on cookies?

[sasuketheavenger1000]

@Tigertrb I do.

[canadianwin]

@Tigertrb Whoever that guy is.

[Slyveblub]

This song is the most awesome thing i have ever witnessed. i haven't laughed so hard in years :D

[dude40299]

Best song

[Itachitobisaga]

this is so hilarios!!! love it!!!

[Ipodman24]

i dont get the refuse party what is it supposed to be

[masterjakehip11]

@Ipodman24 its shit but they just sed refue insted of shit

[crazysim9]

...and then he'd spread whipped cream all over her... COOKIES

[saturnveria]

My father showed me this song....I'm writing downt the lyrics to take back to school~ My friend's will love it~

[sosode12]

ROFLMAO!!!

[pivart]

if u say it with the bad words its"she said she was learning a new way to fuck up her children"

[jaspaljheeta]

ROFLMAO!!

[JemixShanie]

there was an old farmer who lives on a rock. he sat in the meadow just shaking his cock.

Some boys who were down by the crick, their feet in the water their hands on their dick.

at half past four, there came a young lady that looked like a whore. She sat on the grass, pulled up her dress and showed them her ass and white fluffy duck. she said she was learning a new way to fuck. lol

[xoxoiliwaxoxo]

soo effing funny

"...And then she'd bend over and suck on his...

CANDY..."

[coconuthead900000]

omfg LMFAO

[TheDarkFrog1]

ROFL! :)

[khye136924]

its soo funny

[XxDieInLovexX]

LOL. Just all I have to say.

[Diya219]

my friend made me listen to this n i started laughing my head off

[xoxoiliwaxoxo]

OMG ye da same happend 2 me XD

[JacktheRipper520]

this is my gf's song :P lol i saw excl's video and i was that's sooooooooooooo hilarious so then i went looking for the lyrics and found this lol

[LynxenX]

Me too.

[blueFREAKNnepalm]

lol very funny but it would be nice if the lyrics were on the video instead of the description

4/5

[zayn7]

why is the first word in every other line in big letters?

damn! i can't subscroce to myself!

[xXxRustyxrevengexXx]

what does subscrose mean?

[ilovebuffy100]

what is 'subscrose'? Its subscribe.

[Railium]

Because that represents where people would think it would be a dirty word.

[BeastlyJamie63]

lol this is the song matt andd chase sing in class

[Leshelou112]

lol

[GameCentralStudios]

i would love to subscribe to myself. good idea

[pinball480]

y are ther no picture/video

Its black execpt "the assumption song" Lyrics in description

[Thekillerrrsss]

lol he has no friends

[CherryOnTop2468]

Lol"If u think this is dirty u can go [subscribe] urself" xD

[abbiejess]

LMFAO

[JADEmuch]

you dnt make sense :L

[reversion4life]

wow... dude i dont meen to be meen but thats just really sad...

[poundcake12]

subject to fits, if he asked he could grab hold of her TITS. not clit. all of the other videos showed pics assuming to tits.

[cplellbells]

its tit u tit!

[bbnnq]

YumYumYumYumYum,

DELICIOSO!

[x3Deikunx3]

no its clit lol fit rymes with clit not cunt

[landi2210]

it's actually grab hold of her tits, but every1 has their own way of thinking

[jeffroxmysox]

this is such a dirty song if you ask me

[Jiinkx1]

lmao!

[Jiinkx1]

(^^^) lol

[EzloMinish]

Is it just me or does "hands on their marbles and playthings" still sound dirty? XD

[PriisysA2Z]

haha it does!! lmao!

[xsamanthapaigex]

LOL it does

[scared4evr12]

your right...

[jeffroxmysox]

still sounds dirty

[bigpuppy2004]

@EzloMinish THEN YOU CAN GO F YOURSELF as the song says

[spypengen]

i should realy memorise this song

[fiercedeitylinkx]

me too lol

[babeyxellyse]

there was an old farmer who lived on a rock

He sat in the meadow just shaking his... FIST lol so funny

[hockeybeast13]

lol

[counternub40]

i first heard this song whilst on holiday in benidorm at the black chicken the dj there played alkinds of funny crap. this was funny then and is funny now

[carlosgotpunched1]

10/5 stars, 'nough said :D

[shizzleXXXnmoo]

cock, dick, whore, ass, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, cunt, tits, dick, crotch, IF U THINK THIS IS DIRTY U CAN GO FUCK URSELF!!! XD mwahaha... im so dirty:) this is hilarious! i was on the fone wit my friend kyle while i was listening nd singing along, wen i was done he like screamed,- "WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO?!?!?!?!?!" lmfao, this song is incredible:)))

[Blackbirdsingsinme13]

hahaha wow you got em all right!!!!!!!

[sadpickelvv]

i thought it was let her grab hold of her clit, not tit

[HippieVampx9]

woww, i didnt even see the lyrics and i was singin along with the words i thought it was gonna say ;D

[johnamalia]

u go under have togo under suscribe and it says more info theres the lyrics

[GH3nubinline]

lmfao this song is funny cause it sounds like it gonna say somthing gross

[Blackbirdsingsinme13]

hahaha thats pretty much the point smart one.......lol ♥

[johnamalia]

lol i carcked up rlly bad nice

[monkeymangorillapimp]

lol awesome

[tophloveAang]

LOL

[45invaderzim]

the lyrics help me understand why people think its a dirty song :}

[linkinman48]

god i love this song....

[JellyChilliMustard]

Shows how dirty we are...

[chantelle012]

ahah i listened to it today and i know it already

its fricken halarious:P

[bamitslaylay]

lmao

[wcmaster776]

lmao!!! SOOO FUNNY MAKE PEEPS SHOULD MAKE MORE SONGS IKE THIS!!!

[ChelseyyS723]

this is hilariousss !

[Cheesetoast07]

XD Great

[LenburgProductions]

lmfao. :]

[Aninnocentchimp]

only 1 thing wrong, you said a pretty young creature, Its actully preacher.

[MegaGamer88]

listen to it closely and you'll figure out your wrong

[Aninnocentchimp]

K thanks. as for the other guy, go fuck yourself

[fireyhto808]

wow your a MORON the song is slow enuf to hear thats it pretty young CREATURE u fag

[ChelseyyS723]

yeah, it's definitely creature.

[Evollas]

its 1 little mistake no need to get so angry

[LovePuppers]

why would she be a preacher???

[missymoo2222]

that is so cute

[arsanderesteban]

how can we subscribe ourselves?? jk im subscribing :)

[Hula247]

ahhhh hahahahahahah! that was soo funny! im gunna subscribe!!! lol! XD

[cenasgurl99]

lol nice song xD

[InCr3d1bLe]

im gonna go suscribe myself!

[Deathtrumpet]

thats fucking hilarious

[cheeZrocker]

funny as hell i fell for everyone

[VoLcOmRoX34]

me to hahahha

[totoroiscutie]

lmfao.

[stapler942]

I commend you for crediting the correct artist, Vito Petroccitto Jr., and not the Arrogant Worms. :)

[krininja]

Thanks! I'll change that right away :)

[wowiwantthat]

no..its Arrogant Worms!!!! I command (yeah, i spelled it right!) you to command him to change that back now!! rawr!!

[stapler942]

wowiwantthat, are you aware of the Arrogant Worms' official discography site? At the bottom of that page they state plain and clear that this and a few other songs are miscredited as by them, when they are by other artists. Hence, "The Assumption Song" was never written, recorded, nor sung by the Worms, and that's the official word.

Unless you were joking about that last comment.

[ihaveawebshow]

hehehehehehehehe.........watev­er

[vanmaidencell]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that song.....is the most....brilliant, funny, awesomeest, frikin coolest words every put together

[sillstryparn123]

OMG me love this songz!!

[koolkitty6960]

lol i love this song haha i love the arrogant worms

[wolfpack30113]

If you think this is dirty you can go [subscribe!] yourself!

Lol funny

[manlyman608]

oh my god, this song is the greatest.

[Sofiathecool]

awesome

[aviators347]

haha this is so fucking hilarious

[underscor3]

Thanks /b/

[edwardcullencraver25]

omg this is halirous

[lotsologan]

this is going to be my trade mark song that i will sing when im happy! FUCK YEAH!

[XxEm0GrLxX]

FUCKING EPIC SONNNNGGGG

<3<3<3<3<3

[LilTkdNinja]

lmaoXD

[Dragonflame11111]

lol

[Dragonflame11111]

EPIC LOLZ

[chubypickle]

great