Australia

[Humanoidbeast6666]

511 pe0ple g0t attacked by 0p0ss0ms(s0rry, my stupid keyb0ard's letter "0' d0n't w0rk. I'll have t0 substitute it with the number 0. =( Just wait 'til I get a new keyb0ard!)

[awesemo899]

it sounds like "BALLS ARE INTACT!"

[sarteron]

I used to live in australia....Till i took a possum to the knee

[RavenCyarm]

PPfft, possum attacks don't happen nearly as much as this video would make you belieIHJBSDEHBGDXCUIYBSWBD

ALL IS WELL MY FELLOW HUMANS. NO NEED FOR SUSPICION. JUST A COMMENT TO TELL YOU TO OPEN A WINDOW OR TWO BEFORE YOU GO TO BED TONIGHT. FAREWELL.

[BurningBlackScarlet]

My reaction the whole time: O____O

[violinmadness]

O_O

[Lennyyy13]

O' pussy attack! O' pussy attack!

O' pussy attack! O' pussy attack!

O' pussy attack! O' pussy attack!

O' pussy attack! O' pussy attack!

It's o' pussy attack... >:D

[IntricateRhetoric]

I live in Australia, and I'd like to debunk this rediculous rumour that possum attacks are the #1 reason for a day off work.

It's those bloody drop-bears.

[kidsworldable]

You've got a forehead on ya the size of a forehead!

[mjatendido01]

this video scared the crap at of me



[bradpotter49]

the fuck did i just watch?

[MerodocWeb]

finally someone realises the major problems we have with possum attacks those things are nasty

[Deliphin11]

@Mum2Boys ...whats synchtube?

[Mum2Boys]

@Deliphin11 Google it.

[OMGHATz]

O.O attack

[DawgMagnet]

That's an opossum, not a possum.

[Lawfish66]

Damn. This guy created almost every known meme out there. Damn.

[demonjack123]

@Lawfish66 lol

[BoomMohamezi]

:)) lol



[codsoldier9586]

dude, i server The Demonic Possum Lord Mr, Wiggles, bow down before him my fellow aussies and my good americans! (P.S. if you're not either you can still join, except you're not that good as us..... except for russians, they are sweet :P)

[kristyjomerryman]

*taking a bath*

POSSUM ATTACK!!!!i see nothing i pull the curtins to the side the possum....was on the pot

[love4shadow95]

o.o;

[dude60001]

oh my god theres possums everywhere like in my toilet and my butt and my mouth and my fide and my cats butt and some other places

[ArcadeFox]

Possum attack? Not Drop Bears?

[pumpkinking3001]

Those are some very flowery explosions. o 3o

[StBrahmintippa]

Ahhh the redneck England...

[Camilloupou]

*rolf*



[sodagirl101ful]

ah another day in Australia

[Blubableful]

ahhh it's a possum attack now i get it :D

[GearSAlec]

FUS RO DAH!FUS RO DAH! ok that's what i heard =/

[jonnothegamer]

I'm Australian and I find this to be shockingly true... OHHH SHIT THEY'VE FOUND ME HELP... Ruhsbaimabahjsbavhakaknvwjspps­iqjqvdyztajs

[TheFanOfMyself1]

AWWWWW MY EARS!!!!

[Livcat09]

I'm not going to lie, I don't really understand what I just saw

[Supportie]

Damn possums, invading through the bloody catflap.

[arthion1231]

weasel attack, weasel attack!

[0IXIXI0]

Luckily, Australia has saxton hale, so no worries!

[LiveKorean]

BOTTOM ATTACK!

[321testify]

SNORLAX ATTACK

[TheTobiisagoodboy13]

That was like the possum rock band

[BulKyeoda]

And when they saw me!

ARARGARARRARR RAWRARARARRRRRAAARRRR

[therainbowkilla]

im offensive and i find this australian

[LilSongbird456]

more like a traffic attack -_-

[thenextgenmasta]

I just shat my pants -.-

[TheREALMcstaggy]

Also at 0:12 I don't know who that wouldn't freak out.

[Deathfan123]

I love the begining

[TheREALMcstaggy]

Golem attack? 0_0 Get to f***ing skyrim.

[TheMiniMe1231]

@elmono44 its possum attack now awesome attack

[Brand0n15C001]

@TheMiniMe1231 It's opossum attack not possum attack.

[1trueNRG]

@Brand0n15C001 no it's possum. Possums are eastern hemisphere (like Australia) and opossum is western (like the U.S.)

[Brand0n15C001]

@1trueNRG Ah, that's actually pretty new information to me. To tell ya the truth, I was attempting to make fun of how it looked like he was correcting the other guys own personal version of the song.

[elmono44]

AWESOME ATTACK, AWESOME ATTACK

[bananamonkey66]

FUCK! IM IRISH AND IVE MOVED TO AUSTRALIA THEN I SEEE THIS VIDEO! WHY DIDNT ANYONE ONE WARN ME!!!!!

[AndiePandie101]

people look at me funny when i sing this in class... i cant possibly imagine why...

[anim3phoen1x]

What is the number 1 reason for a day of work on youtube?

SOPA ATTACK SOPA ATTACK

[StarFoxAutobot]

@anim3phoen1x Now it's ACTA ATTACK, ACTA ATTACK!!

[jonas658]

@anim3phoen1x wuts sopa?

[TheANSONATOR]

@jonas658 Really? It's a bill passed down by the government to try and get rid of video piracy like theyhave already tooken down Megaupload

[jonas658]

@TheANSONATOR wtf is video privace? btw never heard of bill and i still download from megaupload

[TheANSONATOR]

@jonas658 Just Google it.

[VVojtiOfficial]

@anim3phoen1x In Poland it's ACTA attack

[HannesJohnEriksson]

Honeybadger doesn't give a fuck

[AusUtuber]

possum vs a drop bear. who will win?

[drsinister07]

Wait I thought the possum was the one marsupial Austrailia didn't have...

[Treyodon1]

@drsinister07 NOPE we have the

[imfireone100unoob]

@drsinister07 lol we have fuckloads of possums

[zThaKingz]

other than this, the country is quite shit.

[imfireone100unoob]

@zThaKingz BS

[zThaKingz]

@imfireone100unoob its true.

[FlopperMax]

This was awesomeeeee! an awesome build up, i was expecting something really hardcore after a couple of "possum attacks" :\

[megs4000]

SOPA ATTACK!

[theunnamed2013]

I'm a possum and I find this Australian

[szabolcsuchiha]

Like if you heard PORTAL ATTACK at the first time!

[crazycritick]

Yet another reason to not visit Australia.

[Treyodon1]

I'm Australian, and i have no idea how to react to this?

[lolshtupnoob]

and if there are no possums around you gotta watch out for those pesky koalas

[maxzmo13]

@lolshtupnoob drop bears

[pokemongurlz]

RIP headphone users

[killertas1]

@pokemongurlz Your Comment Saved My Life.

[shiorihitsugaya]

@pokemongurlz i know that hurt!!!!

[B34RDeMoNZZZ]

@pokemongurlz im still alive

[RictalAgate0742]

Happy song WTF AHHHHHH POSSUMS DANG IT!!!



[MyNameIsJohnHi]

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

[RyanCoopa]

i am a true australian and i therefore do not find this offencive

[jiggmin211]

Only mrweebl....

[megajebus]

American 2012 = Whole country falling apart and meteors...

Australian 2012 = Possum attack.

[theconify]

I am australian and i find this offensie in a way (yes i am australian)

[bloodraven432]

Fuck, not only do I need to worry about cats in my lavatory but now I've got to watch out for possums as well.

[VictorianGurls]

Possums are scary!

I was with my friends in a park and one dropped out of a tree and tried to run up my skirt D:

[KyoTheFoxDemon]

WTF AND LMAO

[webuss31]

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

[00TIDIS00]

uh i live in huntsville alabama usa. and they are everywhere and they are complete assholes

[crazymisscarlza]

this is so true its scary

[Mummi5ed]

But Drop Bears are the real killers

[moleman40000]

@Mummi5ed my uncle was killed by a drop bear. hooked him with its two talon like thumbs and tore hom from head to toe

[MissAmme3]

Im Australian and the only time or place there is a possum attack is in the outback or in the hills...... ive never seen one in the city... but im from south Australia so i dont know if this is true for all states :p lol

[crazymisscarlza]

@MissAmme3

lol yeahh im from nsw and i've only ever seen a wild one once when i was 4 in the bush

[00TIDIS00]

should have death metal behind it

[legoneptune42]

it's true

[BetterThanTheNews]

Remind me to never go to Australia

[XoulsRainez]

I'm Australian but I'm not.

[Craftman555]

I'm australian and this isn't entirely true

[mininachos1]

@Craftman555 LIES

[420munchieman420]

@Craftman555 so is it partially true?

[MrAndoProductions]

I am Australian and I fear this every day.

[Viturien]

Lol, I live in australia and have never seen a possum xD

[merryhappy95]

PIE RULES! bathroom wall

[L0adingG0dM0de]

I just developed a fear for possums

[Yabroham]

lol

F-U-N-N-Y!!!!!!

[zombiestabber]

What heck I thE did watch just

?

[SuperSonicBoom890]

0:18 OBJECTION!

[USSSoverNover]

491 people are possums

[MrBmxalltheway]

lol



[d2mka]

xDD

[fatstickslimz]

Chuck Norris approves this video

[bemusedsalmon]

Actually used this excuse once legitimately

[Sekmeil]

0-0

[letterboy90]

CENTRELINK ATTACK!

[TheBluMeeny]

this happens in north america too. although they usually drive planes into buildings instead...

[MyKutie]

@TheBluMeeny XD

[TheSmileyDudette]

@DistortedCookie we don't want to hear your friends life story!

[twhitm11]

possum? fucking weak little shits. drop bears, now those you have to look out for

[DistortedCookie]

@twhitm11 Yep, it's drop bears you have to worry about. My mate Ben got attacked by one a few years back. They were camping, and he had to take a piss, so he went off into the scrub... He still has the scars. Nearly tore his arm clean off. Not nice. Drop bear attacks happen to tourists quite often because they aren't aware of the risks.

[rockmanpunkman]

I'm an Aussie and I fear this every day

[xXatomic2009Xx]

@thebuzzkillfail I also live in Australia and I too agree with you mate

[synthetic115]

tis true

[The48pies]

O.o

[Pawliszonek012]

METAL D:

[xprimale]

@Pawliszonek012 why the sad face?? WHY.

[Falmora]

i believe they said possum attack

[bananamonkey66]

I didnt know that possums could drive of fly planes or shoot guns

[GaaaDing]

@bananamonkey66 clearly you've never been to Australia...

[iToasterFace]

That's not funny my brother died in a Possum attack

[1PROvsPRO1]

Umm im Australian and ive been a ttacked by a possem -_-,

[TrolledOnDoorStep]

@robyjoeProductions I didnt say 2012 is the end i ment it like, It's 2012

[CookieBullet]

This made me google "Possum".

Also,im scarred for life and I'll probably never leave my house at night without a shotgun.

[bobochow5]

I'm Australian AND I APPROVE OF THIS

[CassehHD]

Not really, drop bears are worse.

[VrOOm1337]

SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!

[zipzapzoopeedoobap]

do you write the lyrics for Devourment ?

[meowdogmoocat]

possom attack bitches

[MRmiffrantranz]

my reason is cuz i dont have any friends

[TrolledOnDoorStep]

I'm Australian and i havent met a possim yet? Well i gotta say something now...? ok, 2012!

[robyJoeProductions]

@TrolledOnDoorStep Another dumb asshole who think the world's gonna end. Let's wait another 500 years before saying that.

[Ryuijiin]

What are you talking about...we Aussies all know are greatest reason for avoiding anything is the sting ray...our very own Bear Grylls was slain by one.

[iloveu308]

LOLOL, Nice vid 'cept u got the wrong possum, thats an opossum american we hav possums, thir fluffier and taste nicer

[Yohko86]

Okay...I think my brain's still messed up from the "Science" video!

(Either that or I'm scared to death of possums...)

[sweetcake2121]

 POSSUM ATTACK POSSUM ATTACK! :3 like.

[Cataclysmofdeath78]

i am australian

[TheBuzzKillFail]

I live in Australia I can confirm this true.

[risingrisingrising]

@TheBuzzKillFail really? (fellow Australian) its usually "sick" leave or family related.

[Vladislak]

@risingrisingrising

But who do you think were behind them being sick or having family issues? The next time something bad happens, know that possums were likely the culprits. :P

[Dragodonv2]

@TheBuzzKillFail Really, there's that much of a possum problem there?

[kcwb62]

@TheBuzzKillFail but of course!

[OMG123tpn]

@TheBuzzKillFail not really :P

[RainbowFreak33]

@TheBuzzKillFail same dude

[tru3fan]

So fucked up.

EXCLUDING Possum Wright

[NakedLeafProductions]

Yazhee agrees

[hunkyjelly]

the fucken climb in the roof and up and down the railings and dig their claws into wood and climb up fkn crazy bastards

[ILoveDuckieOfAwesome]

Possums make some fucking scary noises mate

[pepkid]

I suffer a possum attack it gets stuck in my roof and i get scared if it falls down :S

[rezhoodiez]

i have the pleasure of living in this country

so happy ;)

[TheDay3110]

the possoms come from the moon... :D

[doboromon1]

Dropbears are really more of a problem... but I do get days off work due to possum attacks. It's covered in sick leave. We have weird insurance here.

[xprimale]

metal.

[kirapinky2000]

i thought it was a kangaroo attack.

[ieatstaples24]

what the hell was that? O_O

[NanaCreations]

Australian and proud OwO

[jarianb15]

I'm in the awesome part of YouTube again.

[zoieweirdgoodfunny]

ummmmmmm oook lol

[Hodael135]

I don't know what I just watched yet I keep pressing the replay button

[araparap]

OMG LOVE IT!!

[g70460us]

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS??

[DCandHAZ]

I was expecting a joke about kangaroo babies being eaten by dingoes, or shrimp on barbies

[Skidder1369]

im in australia and i havent been attacked by possums yet

-5 mins later- POSSUM ATTACK

Me: O_O

[rsfgrf]

oh yeah, your* silly me.

[ShiningMoon88]

Thanks to mr. weebl, I now have a legitimate reason to be late to school.

[jugglaful]

POSSUM ATTACK POSSUM ATTACK

[black91062]

NARWHALS NARWHALS LIVIN IN THE OCEAN CAUSIN A COMMOTION.and that is the no1 reason.

[Lizzajr118]

obviously . . .