Youtube Poop: Cock Jokes

[megabenlinksonicman]

WHEEL GATOR

[thirtysilver]

One of the all time greats. Love this poop.

[Tenmi11ion]

this video could lead to Fowl play!

[ViperAcidZX]

Yeah Wheel Gator!! XD

[Destroyah5000]

Did I hear him say "Backstreet Boys" in that Uptown girls part?

[Samael16661]

that chokey chicken joke stuck in my head for ages.

[TheLegendaryJazz]

You misspelled "chicken" in the title.

[RetroVGN]

2:25 BEST part!

[Busty2Dusty]

2:20 its the guy from half life 2.

[thepaperbag000]

Still one of the best

[abcRebel]

0_0

[mercurymysprite]

2:38 Meanwhile, in Britain...

[jsz1998]

@mercurymysprite Amazingly, that was the part that actually made me laugh and not just smile.

[metalshadowmario4]

Lol the whole Uptown Girl segment made me laugh so hard, I was crying.

[RedSHARK6]

hey that man at 2:22 is Ash from Evil Dead!

[funnystuflover]

What's the name of that music video at 2:08 ?

[metalshadowmario4]

@funnystuflover Uptown Girl By Billy Joel

[chickenisman]

"She's gettin' tired of her backstreet boys, I bet she's never had a chicken guy!" LMFAO XD

[EmperorEmpoleon2]

Oh god dat 1:49

[Gweirdaaron]

I lost it at "chicken in a bucket of black people"

[makindsmanahome]

Holy sh*t man! This is hilarious

[theT0MMYNATOR]

poops these days are just a lot of random effects being shoved in our faces....... which is why it was hilarious.

[saladfingers123243]

Why ruin this almost perfect Poop with RayWilliamDouchebag?

[theotherther1]

@saladfingers123243

I dunno, instead of sending him this Poop we ought to send him REAL poop. Or that corpse from Salad Fingers 7.

[RedMersiProductions]

By the time it got to Uptown Girl, I had nearly pissed myself

[VinnyVanYiffy]

Oh look quick-change artists. also, guess why Sarah Palin loves Wheel Gator.... Please, God, someone reply.

[CODEA]

@VinnyVanYiffy Okay, I'll bite. Why?

[VinnyVanYiffy]

@CODEA they're both... mavericks... ohh I need to kill myself

[silentjav]

@VinnyVanYiffy ...ha....

[thbs35]

Came for the chicken, stayed for the Parappa.

[ScottR467]

Chicken

[Pikpikaholik]

2:16 to 2:20 was WHAT THE...fave part

[LucyJMackay]

You see, I love your mom XDD

[zoefightereater]

WHEEL GATOR!

[kittycatdancemaniac]

luke.. i may or may not be your father

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

luke.. the chicken is your father

noOOOoOOOooo!

IT'S THE CHICKEN MAN!!

that has to be the most random yet funniest thing on youtube XD

[THEBEEDOOBOP]

What the duck?

[MagikGimp]

I love this one so much.

[winesti]

Chickity China the Chinese Chicken lol

[Frozenpotatoes8]

Cocks were all the rage in 1911.

[anatidaephobica]

"...salesmen were fucking my chicken"

[corkskrewclubhouse93]

cunt jokes suck

[frostare]

If you're speaking french, you're reciting what Gilbert?

So if this gets watched too many times on April 1st will this get featured?

[anangrysockpuppet]

2:08 that's my joint man...

Best portion of the damn thing

[SmashLiXs]

i'm not a chicken, you're a turkey

[GermaineJeremy]

You fool!

[GiromCalica]

R.I.P. The Chicken

You were brutally murdered by Alton Brown but you made a tasty dinner for everyone to eat

[KentButterworth]

WHEEL GATOR

[giygasattack]

Apparently the US discovered nudity while hiding behind big chickens. Must be a fun place to live.

[Moley87]

"I'm a chicken, got it, you little BITCH?"

[MaxwellChillington]

I just love how they're all aware they're in a YTP.

[Vault101Reject]

I hate you for making me look upon RWJ's un-funny, looks-like-roadkill face but this was pretty good.

[GiantPugTV]

And Godfrey said "Let there be Wheel Gator." And there was Wheel Gator.

[ForcheAlex]

Turkey at the end was awesome

[Gamepopper101]

1. What videos were use?

2. How the hell is Gilbert Godfrey hillarious in Hollywood Squares?

3. Where can I get that Wheel Gator remix?

[MegaDifferentGirl]

I LOVE your mom.

[HeinousActsZX]

where is the "befouled the earth" line from?

[StrawberryGuy86]

@HeinousActsZX Whose Line Is It Anyway.

[aolanicongestion]

lol watch?v=YNoh3Xi8pvs

[CODEA]

I looked over at the related videos and was wondering why Wheel Gator's stage is one of them.

And then 2:26 came up.

Question answered.

[ModelOZX]

The entire video is about chickens.

Cock Jokes.

I see what you did there.

[Pizzachu1]

THOU HAST BE-FOWLED THE EARTH

[Mattteus]

Turkey!

[RebirthTwins193]

"I got a chicken Harry."

*a chicken randomly appears*

"DISGUSTING!!!"

[luigifan07]

I SAW A KFC CHICKEN BUCKET! :D

[TheBreakshift]

Lol can't believe you used a scene from the room

[windspank530]

What show is that at 1:04?

[macarion]

@windspank530 It's actually a fantastic film called "The Room."

[Obliviongatekeeper]

@macarion You cruel mother fucker XD

[dowap7]

This was the best chicken commercial i've ever seen. Made me want a chicken!

[StrawberryGuy86]

It's the chicken man!

[Tomaszavenger]

Only Captpan has the skill to synchronise game shows, popular music, and cock jokes to such precision.

[Kueck10893]

"I bet she never had a chicken guy"

[imfrankr]

2:23 LMAO!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDD

[TheRealRogueWisdom]

Cock jokes are just cheep.

[OckSlayer]

I actually have a character in a book I'm writing that can best be described as Gilbert Gottfried in a chicken suit, so this is even more funny to me.

[Mattteus]

"You're just a chicken!"

"How did you know?!"

[ArashiNoYoruNi2]

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[pwnageking5]

@ArashiNoYoruNi2 FUCK YOU

[PrinceWatercress]

This is hands down the greatest thing you have ever made.

[SmaMan]

That was an awesome Billy Joel vs. Wheel Gator mashup at the end there!

[KingOfKatamari]

"You FOOL!"

"Oh, God..."

[silvershock95]

wtf did i just watch?? :P

[WingmanVWXYZ]

10 people like Wire Sponge better apparently -_-*

But seriously, even freaking Wheel Gator is better than Ghey Willyam Junkson

[AFilms01]

Thank you for making RayWilliamJohnson look like the complete dick sucking asshole he is.

[Jvizzlezz]

1:30 Should've been ''You dare not agree with...'' Etc. Seriously, there wouldn't have been a better time. Even the Nuclear Explosion resembled ren pressing the button.

[TehJonneh]

0:00 - 2:43 was my favorite part.

[silentjav]

Fuckin great! xD

[RikMcCloud]

Why do I want KFC after watching this?

[Mistertbones]

The US discovered nudity while doing what?

[frostare]

@Mistertbones Hiding behind big chickens!

[1534015]

Hail the Chicken!

[alexelliottwelch]

What a load of COCK!

[SteveG904]

I love chickens Eddy!

[135sonicfan]

=3 rules

RayWilliamJohnson (lol Ray William Penis) forever!!!

[frostare]

Oh god... prepare for ten more explosions.

[TheSandvichMaker]

Uptown Girl makes this infinitely better

[sluggo06]

White or dark meat?

[Justas923]

Luke I may or may not be your father!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO!!!!

The chicken is your father

Putbutah!

N0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0!!!!!

[RedSHARK6]

next thing you know izzy glow's going to spew his music as well as wheel gator

[gokk777]

9 chickens became dinner

[mim3223]

these hollywood squares ones are the best

[ThemOldaBoys]

-"You fool!"

-"Oh, God..."

[omgeepers1456]

Turkey! C-c-c-combo breaker!

[SnivelyTheGlamful]

2:17 That dancing made me laugh. 

[Halfadomino]

The Alton Brown part made me nearly die laughing.

[AvatarNub]

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[Davethewerewolf]

chicken eating a bucket of black people.

[AngryF4ce]

wheel gater ruined "uptown girl"

[729pete]

Turkey.

[Mattteus]

Was Chicken Boo in this?

[guilmon182]

Tommy: You're no good! You're just a chicken!!

Mark: HOW DID YOU KNOW??!!

[yamichan]

i've got a chicken, harry,,,

[itsjeremy6]

oh, i get it...cock jokes...

[HalaHadean23]

HOW DARE YOU USE WHOSE LINE AS A SOURCE!!!

[32145spiderman]

u not good, u-u just chicken

how did u know

chip chip chip chip

[tanjustinn1]

I bet she never had a chicken guy

[themaaan1990]

(Q) The U.S discovered nudity while doing what.

(A) HIDING BEHIND BIG CHICKENS!!!

[ricecakezop]

...ya have a drum stick and your brainn stops tickin'...

[keyblade126]

Do I hear some PaRappa the Rapper in this poop? :3

[Iinneus]

Absolutely awesome. It had a real flow to it! And the "Cock Jokes" premise led to really enjoyable video (Since the chicken references actually made the title a good joke) and everything was just FUNNY! It's hard to explain, but it was a really different experience. Thanks for the awesome.

[StrawberryGuy86]

This video contains chickens.

[philipnova798]

@StrawberryGuy86 Indeed.

I'm guessing that the nine people who came in expecting dick jokes were raped by cocks.

Great vid Captpan.

[s2pidmonkey]

im just leaving this here as a comment that is not a quote or asking what video software you use :p

[mulduvar]

You used some of parappa the rapper in there

[SmashLiXs]

wow no robot chicken or cow & chicken joke

[Telonelemon3]

Does anyone know what the music video name is.

[TheChibiBuizel]

2:26 - 2:36

Best 10 seconds ever

[mmmmmmjjjooo10]

Uptown girl, she's gettin' tired of her backstreet boys, I bet she never had a chicken guy.

[genericAVGNfan]

What is that from?

[ENNTEERZ]

US Descover nudity

[BymysideyoulldieXD]

1st YTP where I see RayWilliamJohnson LOL!

[Tirgo69]

YOU FOOL!

oh, god...

[aguy454]

9 people like turkey

[XanltheCSG]

chickada china the chinese chicken

you have a drumstick and your brain starts tickin.

[sluggo06]

@XanltheCSG is that what he said?

[XanltheCSG]

@sluggo06

well just the chickada china part, the second part i added in just because i like the song

[EnigmaticUnseen]

As funny as this was, I pissed myself when you busted out the random Wheel Gator.

[MarioSonic493]

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[Deblano]

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNAAAAAAUUUUUU­UUUURRRRR!!!!!!!!!

[Deblano]

your just a chicken.......HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!

[arsenicone]

9 PEOPLE ARE FOOLS

[PokeBaal]

WHEEL GATOR! lol!

[TheChibiBuizel]

9 people disagree with Gilbert.

[frostare]

wheel of... POULTRY!

*aneurism*

[elcheapomagneto]

Thou hast befouled the Earth... That has got to be one of my favorite parts in here

[sluggo06]

So Alton brown killed the chickens and then served the chickens for the after funeral meal?

[cyberdude14]

whats the song at 2:08

[xFallenRequiem]

@cyberdude14 "Uptown Girl" - Billy Joel

[mavrickindigo]

@Indi139115

It's "Wheel Gator" the name of the Mega Man X2 Boss that the music at the end was from

[mavrickindigo]

WHEEL GATOR!

[mattanddaxter]

Alton Brown in a Poop. Holy shit. It all makes sense now.

[DreadminionL]

lol catz at 1:44

[butcherandom]

uptown girl... she's gettin tired of her backstreet boys

[DoitForTheLolz1]

no spaghetti?

[RedSHARK6]

chickity china the chinese chicken

have a drumstick and your brain starts clicking

[Irixion]

1:50 he loves your mom

[TheUndergroundView]

Ah...It's been a while.

[smoopay]

ye-yeur just a chick'n

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

[IronianKnight]

Lol, I actually noticed the Excel Saga soundtrack in that one bit...

[Iamleper]

@IronianKnight me 2!!!! I swear captpan6 makes his vdieos out of everything awesome on the internet... i miss that show....

[IchimotoKun]

@IronianKnight WHAT

WHERE

SHOW ME, PLEZ

[serdarguy12]

9 people hided behind big chickens...

[methaman64]

@serdarguy12 you mean "hid"

[ZblueboltZ]

@serdarguy12 *hid

[11825code6]

wheel gator, finest moment of YTP history

[greengaurd99]

uptown girl, she's gettin tired of her backstreet boys, i bet she never had a chicken guy.

[Apelof]

@greengaurd99

THIS

[KennyMaru]

@greengaurd99 Anyone know what song this is?

[greengaurd99]

@KennyMaru sorry for the late reply. that song is called uptown girl by Billy Joel

[sonicicpmugen17]

Chicken boo approved this video

[DSFARGEG00]

COCK

JOKE

[GideonIon8]

THE ROOM

[NOTFREUDERSON]

OH GOT.

[uberPWNer1000]

Fools!

[ghostjoker101]

you are a chicken cheep cheep XD