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  • Unfortunately, I know this audio and it is from a gay guy being fisted

  • LOL, thats well funny

  • this is like the movie deliverance..

  • What you didn't know is they're both Male

  • PIG YOUR A. >8C RAGE FACE Time to go cut because nobody likes me.

  • scared the SHIT OU OF ME

  • lol nice add your voice lol

  • lemme pee in yo butt-howl fo awhiiiil...

    (caucasian: let me pee in your butt-hole for awhile...)

  • Turtle keeps his pimp beak strong!

  • What is the audio from? geeezus.

  • Hahaha! That was great!!

  • LMFAO . you just know thats what it sounds like in the turtles head.

  • hahaha I am tearing lol

  • thats actually how turtles mate, its not uncommon.

  • @TheDSMfan Take the joke you jew

  • i wanna kick that turtle

  • That scared the hell out of me. But its funny!

  • stupid screams had to turn it up to hear the squeels and i woke everyone up (2:OO am...... damn

  • HAHAHAHAHA OMG, i had to turn my sound up to hear the squeeling at the end, hilarious.

  • i love how he just fucking headbutts the shit out of her

  • damn lock him up lmao i couldnt breathe lol

  • that's right...keep her in line!!!

  • OMG i LUV to watch turtle SEX

    .......MMMMHMHMHM OOOooooooHHHHHhhhhhhhh ooohohohohoh ooooo mmmm yum yum ssssssoooooo hhaaaaarrrd!!!!! hard turtle! mak meh hard!!! LOLz

    jk....

  • LOOLL xD amagad! xD too much

  • cvhjvhjvhjvhjvhjvhjvh

  • HAHA XD I had my ear buds in and the volume was up all the way. I got so freaked out I started laughing.

  • As sad as it is, I've seen the actual porno that this is from. It's a big black bald dude, and an old white lady, and he seriously screams like that everytime he....enough said.

  • i know i seen it too and i'm sad now lol

  • made me spit my cereal everywhere

  • whoa.. i had a headset with volume turned up

  • Ouch.. me too.

  • i lmao everytme i see this :D

  • You ruined it, the original audio of the turtle is funnier, mainly because it's real

  • LMAOROFLLMAOLLOLOLOL.

    turtle rape made my day.

  • "Please, please, please, please?"

    "No!"

    "Bitch!" *Thump* *Thump* *Thump* *Thump*

    "Fine!"

  • ROTFLMMAO XD!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

  • ROFL at the tags!

  • EPIC

  • rated 1: unfunny

  • I meant to -1 you. Fag.

  • hahaa

  • you're a pig adrenima! go fuck a turtle

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • retarded audio

  • men r such pigs

  • your a pig

  • She prob doesn't get laid.

    Lady you need a dick in your life.

  • someone should edit this video with shouts like "die motherfucker" or "dragonpunch" or "jonnyuppercut" when the one tortoise hits the other one ^^

  • agressive little fucker aint he?

  • this is hilarious she wouldn't stop moving so he had to finish

  • the original is 100 times better

  • wheres the original?

  • at ur mums house

  • i've seen the original before and didn't expect that edited part. lol that was awesome.

  • HAHAHA OH MY GOD! THAT'S THE BEST!

  • now thats what i call banging lol

  • i just creamed my pants..........WOW

  • HAHAHAHAHA sent this to my friends they all got shit scared !!!

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE NOISES

  • do turtles really make that noise.... i thought they were always really quiet noises

  • LAWL

  • wtf that stupid scream at the end ruins this pretty much

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • turtle power

  • Crying and lMFAO!!! When you said turtle power that was really fucking ridiculously hilarious!! The turtle acts like as if either he's done this before and is really happy to rape something, or the turtle is good in the Animal Kingdom.

  • Haha nice turtle porn I got to show this to my turtle and see if he gets a boner

  • boner? wow i see you payed attention to biology class...

  • no shit faggot

  • payed? wow, i see you PAID* attention in english class...dumb ass

  • I LOL'D!

  • naja wen ich voll bin is seine music garnet mal so schlecht ;)

  • That must be the funniest video I have ever seen in my life!!!!

  • lolololol thats so f*cking funny but hated the scream part 4/5

  • id stick it in her pooper

  • Stop the illegal turtle racing.

  • xDDDD Turtles DO get horny xDDDD

  • I have a link to the prono video that comes from.

  • who the hell has a camera around when this is happening.

  • haha lol

  • HAHAHAHA

  • ROFL turtlegasm sounds!

  • I woulda stomped the male turtle.

  • Why? Jealous it's the only one getting any?

  • Yeah, Nice reply cum stain sniffer. Ive fucked more pussies then you've seen.

  • all i can say is lol!

  • lollololololol so funny that guy is horny

  • I'M WELL SICK AND I RAPE LITTLE CHILDREN,, OH YES I DO I CHASE THEM DOWN THE STREET ON MY WHEELCHAIR

    sorry had to put this i audio previewd it an it sounds amazing

  • omg, you're weird! lol

  • HAHA I think I cracked a rib laughing at the end

  • Are you a turtle?

  • LOL at the end.

  • No turtle was seriously harmed in the production of this, only bruising on the turtle butt!

  • Watching this makes me all warm and happy inside:)

  • lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo

  • Fuck yes nigger GET THAT ASS STRAIGHT!

  • racist ?

  • no.

  • simply stunning

  • FAVOURITED!

  • HAHA FUCK YES!

  • XDDDDD It's like a turtle pimp and his ho... until the screaming part

  • Get it on!!!!

  • Lame. Actually hearing the turtle scream is the best part. You ruined it.

  • LOL...this is just too hilarious...typical male...would do anything just to get in and burst a nut

  • haha tht was soooo funny a jst nearly weed my bed haha xxx

  • hes a bit slow... lol!

  • You used the wrong whole....You should have used hole. There is such thing a grammer...haha...

  • ...You spelled grammar wrong. ._.' Fail.

  • i was only messin...woah!!!!

  • XD I'm joking. It just makes me laugh really hard whenever someone gets mad at someone else for their grammar, but then actually spells it wrong :3

  • Oh my god I almost cried laughing.

  • hahaha funny

  • hahaha now that is so funny haha...

  • hahah thats fucking amazing thats lik the funniest shit ive ever seen

  • Doesn't look like rape, just plain turtle sex.

  • HUAAAHHHHHH

  • lol :D beasty sex..

    turtle sex is the sex!!!!

    your a toal pro Mr. Turtle...

    keep your pimp hand strong!

    everyone should watch rock-lee parody by myway parody its hilarious..

  • Funniest thing is that the voice is from a porn movie.

  • cause he watches porn u fucking goof who dosent

  • sure alot of ppl do but they dont go and say "I watch pornos!" too ppl they dont even know.

  • I watch pornos!

  • laughin my fukin arse off! that was fully geniouis!!

    rofl pewneddd!

    owange sauce!

  • oh man i spit up my soda from the sound effects wtf lol

  • AHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

  • the sound effects are only funny if youve seen the video they come from. XD

  • jaaja. lol. that had me laughing ... i had my speakers accidently turned up lound and the yelling was trippy. lol

    good film directing .haha

  • What's the sound effects from?

  • no sound effects were added you noob, thats what turtle sex sounds like!!!

  • looooooool

  • Damn, That's some hot shit man! LOL

  • The added sound effects at the end are stupid and ruin the hilarity of the turtle's actual grunts. Watch the unaltered video.

  • oh man, that is some hot action you got there.

  • Thzt turtle's just like TAKE IT BITCH TAKE IT!!!

  • haha hes like "Ey! Wake up bitch!"

  • lol meand my m8 are almost crying

  • why does he keep headbutting her?

  • cause she was trying to get away i think. lol hes aggressive lover

  • lol

  • "I tried to run, officer, but he was just too fast."

  • man that pretty graphic i dont know how i will get over this...

  • so so so so funny lol

  • of i was shagging someone in the middle of the road, i wudnt like someone of another species to film it....cunts

    BUKKAKE!

  • LOL THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY LOL

  • lmfao XD

  • road rage

  • In the middle of the road too....

  • ROFL!!!!!

  • haha love this video

  • thats some slow sex

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • THAT WAS AWESOME LOL

  • LOL

  • ...lmao

  • That is from a porno..This one where the dude busts a nuts and screams and sweating...The girl was laughin at him.

  • i almost pissed my self with that screaming, damm hilarious

  • dude, you could have just used backgroundsamples from a porno:P but it was funny though:P

  • whats sad is I'VE SEEN THIS PORNO.

  • ROFLMFAO

  • the original was actually funny, whoever decided to add in the screaming ruined it.

  • the screaming made it better

    lol

  • Damn that was funny right there

  • LOL

  • lol wtf was he smaking that shell for, "male turtle" yo!, any bitches i can fuck in there? "shell".....

    "male turtle" yo!!!

    "shell" yeeeeee.....

    "lemme in bitches!" *fucks the baddest hoe in the shell*

  • THAT MADE NO FUCKIN SENSE MAN!

  • YOU FUCKING ROCK HAHAHAHA

  • Got smack them bitches now and then to keep em in line!!

  • this twat who left the sound is a cunt, ban him nob

  • okay

  • the moaning turned me on