Youtube Poop: King Harkinian's Unfunny Dick Jokes Cause Unforeseen Complications

[MRJStudios2010]

I lost it when Ganon said "I will join you!"

[Tm02ru]

I think king Harikan is funny

[hickerap]

This is the stupidest plot ever! It's brilliant!

[TheJoeBoxxxer]

I'd be freaked too if someone came up to me face to face in still frames like that.

[SAIL4323]

The person that flagged this video must have been raised in a hellishly conservative household.

[ChrisBoresNo1Fan]

Gwonam: Your Majesty is in prison! Link: KHUUL!!1!1

[GeorgedIDK]

Age-restriction? Bah.

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

"This video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines"

Well, duh.

[tiosopaman]

your majesty, look! i can see my house!

if i had a magic carpet, that would be the first thing i'd say

[GeorgedIDK]

@tiosopaman

Not "Squadalah"?

[OldSkoolgamerz]

How the hell is this age-restricted?

[MehdenMax]

1:51 FATHER *guys voice*

[destructias445]

and got killed

[destructias445]

21 people didnt rub king harkinian's dick

[GAF1987]

OAH!

[destructias445]

The King : "Zelda, im going to eat semen for dinner"

ROFL.

[TorchicBlaziken313]

How can he see his house, which is in Koridai, from Gamelon?

[TECK1337]

SPAGHETTI! 2:20

[pikahudude387]

What's the song from 2:06 to 2:21?

[jointron333]

@pikahudude387 measure of a man

[pikahudude387]

@jointron333 Thanks dude.

[jointron333]

@pikahudude387 its the last song i would have expected to be in a poop considereing where it came from

[pikahudude387]

@jointron333 I agree, never seen Elton John coming.

[jointron333]

@pikahudude387 lol

[sue41366]

1:50

[TECK1337]

1:39 I lol'd.

LINK: Let the king go!

GANON: Orelseyouwilldie!

[darkmeta999]

...Why is this 18+? >_>

[OmgNameWaster]

0:38

...ha

[GAF1987]

21 people can't see their house.

[MrSteep101]

i love that "HE HE!!!" on 1:48 XD

[goldensunfanatic2]

this video is pure gold

[ganon12797]

Your majesty i can see my house

[duobane001]

King: Have mercy? ^^;

Onkled: No way. Bl

King: Shit! D:

[FrenchBulldogWinston]

easily one of the best poops ever.



[abnidinca]

"Im under attack!"

[MilesDude32]

First reaction? Huh.

Too bad I can't pick funny and incredible, which this is.

[OldSkoolgamerz]

...this YTP literally made me die laughing,

[KisekiTim]

Is QuibbyJibby the same person as SwishfilmsInc? The edited zelda face at 1:44 is exactly the same as the one found in "the king's unreasonable demands" at 1:04

[vjpearce]

@KisekiTimIt Zelda's face isn't edited. She does that in the tutorial video /watch?v=7gEUt40agGY

[danielfm]

Best YTP EVER That's true art

[JesusX666]

Link was right about Ganon being right about everything :D

[Watchingg]

0:09

o.o...

[moonbeast32]

Spaghetti, And everything is fine

[Seiga]

Let the king go!

ORELSEYOUWILLDIE!  lol how helpful of ganon. At this point I have no frickin clue who the antagonist/protagonist is. All I know is the King wants his d!ck rubbed. 0____e

[HarbingerBittmann]

Only The King has the audacity to tell the first person he meets in a different country to rub his dick.

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Your Majesty, look. I can see my house!

[krusokat]

Don´t be sad King, i like ur funny dick jokes :P

[flamesdemon19]

King:"Have mercy?"

Duke Onkled:"No way!"

He was so close on getting his revenge XD

[djsamonella1]

For sone reason I always laugh when the king says "the floor". :?

[llXxXHalofreakXxXll]

I'm Under Attack!!

[Chinelin]

Oh my your sentence mixing is absolutely perfect!

[TwinGuinep]

Poor Duke Onkled.

Even when he's right for arresting the king, he's still the one begging for his life.

He's like the entire YTP-Universe's bitch...

[TheKingMahBoi25]

King: Mercy? Hmmm. YES!

Didn't see that coming.

[Manicup]

- Link, your majesty is in prison

- COOL

[MrLOL9999]

Duke Onkled: :l

-heart-

Duke Onkled: D:

The King: :o

Duke Onkled: >:O

The King: Have, mercy?

Duke Onkled: no way

The King: SHIT

[pabulum28]

Even though the same animation is used by QJ for a lot of what the King says, I think it's funny how most of the "Rub my dick" instances show the King starting to crack a small, amused smile at the end of the phrase (as if he's laughing at his own "joke")

[MilesDude32]

@pabulum28 Nice observation there.

[pabulum28]

@MilesDude32 It's true, though, you know?:) The King seems to go, like he does at 2:03, "RUB" (somewhat serious).. "my dick:)" (begins to crack smile at his own joke and on most occasions no one's laughing)

[1Sperra1]

20 people think The King is not funny

[JunKazamaFan]

This could have all been avoided if Link and Zelda had just laughed along with The King's jokes.

[Mozilla345]

Good editing.

[BenderPictures]

Oh boy! Ganon's cool!

Ganon's right about everything!

[whoolioG]

King: "Have mercy!"

Duke Onkled: "No way!"

role reversal ftw.

[erazor521]

Been a long-ass time since I last saw a good CD-i poop.

[tehrulez]

I cried and fapped furiously.

[NekGuitar]

Look, I can see my house

*Later still*

Haa..!

[thekyleinlodishow]

Hey you! Rub my dick! Understand?

Can't you hear me? I said rub my dick!

[Foxpop11]

That is so funny. I am going to take a shit on the floor, then rub the shit on my dinner. AHAHAH! Great job! FATHER!!!!

[supersonicdude91]

the king is funny

[Gamer1129]

FLAGGOTS GOT TO THIS VID. >:(

[happyfeetz1]

orelsuwildie! 1:40 

[SpongebobMusicUnited]

dude you do really good sentence mixing, i'm subbing now.

[nintendork64]

Look! I can see my house!

BEST SENTENCE MIXING EVAR!

[Hauntzor]

Hmm...

I miss Zelda

I miss my boi

I miss my dinner...

[CommanderDESU]

"Dont tell Duke Onkled about this"

[Flyffman15]

Gwoman: "Enough is enough"

Iseewhatudidthear

[Voa0]

Funny as dick!~The King

[TheTrueChuster]

What´s the song at the end? It´s kinda cool! :D

[mighty3alloa]

spagghiti

[whaowman]

"Have mercy"

"No way"

"Shit"

[MiXedPlague]

quibby never fails to please

[theegabisstranded]

this video made Weegee blink in amasment 0_o

[jubailblast]

I'm funny :D

No ur not!

:O

Father, stop talking about ur dick

:O

Yeah! Zelda's right. ur dick is boring

:O :O :O :O :O :O

[jkvasn]

Link indulges in the "your face" spell

[adikiba20]

"Look!I can see my house!

[Sitikkamies]

One of the best YTPs ever! :D

[mrm64]

HA HA HA!! IM FUNNY!

[k0stil]

SEMEN FOR DINNER

[GeorgedIDK]

My favorite part was 1:50.

[NintendanGX]

i miss mah boi!

[Kadano1]

1:00-1:06 Duke Onkled's facial expressions fit so perfectly lololol

[AutumnPolitics]

good storyline

[KatanaSatellite]

"I can see my house! Hah"

That's hilarious to me, probably because it's so out of place after the king talks about eating semen and putting shit on his dick.

[jclar8883343]

yhis was a good zelda poop

[dragonjohn7445]

YOURFACE

[Kadano1]

0:00-2:06 was the best part

[MegaPokerdude]

you ar a poop

[apocaly21]

I liked when the darkness said spaghetti!!!!!!!!!!!

[GentlemanOrcus1]

I think the king is FUNNEH.

[mrDollare]

FATHER!

[mrDollare]

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

FORL!

[REDJ37]

best video on youtube.

[TheDive99]

omfg. thats the best one so far, besides ;sing like the king. so fucking good. thank you. you made my day.

[JakeSpringhorn]

"Link."

"Yeah?"

"Rub my dick."

"Heh heh...my father's back."

[JackDarksteel]

That was brilliant.

[aasouls]

Haha this is the funniest ytp I have ever seen but how did u get ganon to say or else u will die faster without squeaking up the voices

[Gina69]

I MISS ZELDA - I MISS MAH BOY - I MISS DINNER XDDDDDDDDDDD!!! BRILLIANT!

[cheezpuff86]

Ganon's right about EVERYTHING...

Your face! Your face! Your face!

[bolobeardog]

spagetti

[Colbynfriends]

Ganon's right about EVERYTHING!

[SageEfaj]

And Ganon saves the day

[ed1222]

WAIT, has anyone noticed that locket the king wears in that final scene, yet in the actual game, it's the only cutscene where it appears!

[ExNausea]

I am in tears :')

[angelroom]

omg all your ytp are epic!!! all are exelent work

[LilPoop444]

King: Hey you! blue guy: :l King: rubb my dick! blue guy: >:l king: understand? blue guy: >:( king: cant you hear me? blue guy: >:O king: i said rub my dick! blue guy: >:[ ] king: Wuh! blue guy: you kill me!!

[FailCak3]

whats the song at the end

[Shadar22]

Ganon: YOR FACE YOR FACE YOR FACE YOR FACE YOR FACE

Link: :S

[ed1222]

Damn it, Quibby, I was drinking soda when Zelda yelled "FATHER!"

[jrapcdaikari]

@ed1222 I was eating an apple while reading this comment... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

[MajinTrain]

One of the best poop ever

[iteachvader]

He sounds drunk when he says "Funny."

[roxasfruit]

your majesty. look, i can see my house!

[Rivus1111]

This is amazing, QuibbyJibby you are officially my favorite youtube pooper, despite how little that may or may not mean to you.

[moon3991]

>:(

Have mercy?

No way

Shit! :{O

[MamaLuigiBarrelRoll]

THIS IS EPIC.

[GeorgedIDK]

Your majesty, look! I can see my house!

[CastingOutTheSelf]

your face your face your face ¦ -D

your face your face your face

gets me every time

[MilesDude32]

Did only four people just invade Duke Onkled's territory?

talk about no military power!

[AirVent542]

Oh boy gannons kewl!

*rape face*

Gannons right about everything!

your face your face your face

lol

[Kadano1]

WalrusGuy -> SwishFilmsInc -> QuibbyJibby is like Ken -> Mew2King -> Mango

[C4Par1]

Hmmm...

i miss Zelda,

i miss mah boi,

i miss my dinner!

[Aechis]

LOL Zelda mimics the King's dick with her index at 0:14

[someguy018]

orelseyouwilldie

never heard it sped up like that

[aukuse]

I SHALL JOIN YOU

Oh BOY, Gannon's COOL

...

Gannon's right about everything

YOUR FACE

YOUR FACE

YOUR FACE

YOUR FACE

YOUR FACE

YOUR FACE

[Reofive]

"Your dick is boring"

LMFAO

[iWatchYourVideosoK]

rub mah dick!

[McLolerStudios]

Oh, by the way... whats the name of the song at the end?

Please, your omnipotence, tell me!

[McLolerStudios]

So... the King is going to eat Seaman?

[Frizzurd]

Quibby Jibby and Swishfilms are the best....now only if Nickshorts would start making new poops again

[bune88]

it have been a LOOOONG time since I found a good YTP like this, lulzy mini stories are the best.

[fallout138]

he is creepy at 2:12

[MilesDude32]

"What have you done?"

Notice the sadness and distress in his voice around "done". That, is awesome.

[roberto121395]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllll

[wariofan279]

18 People were Duke Onkled

[TurtleBrother102]

you win

[torpedo111]

Father!

[Hauntzor]

GANON'S RITE ABOUT EVERYTHING!

[Reofive]

- Have mercy.

- No way!

- ShiP.

[assura17]

let te king go......

ORELSEYOUWILLDIE >:3

[HesperInnocence]

Link, your majesty is in prison! COOL!!

[MrDauntess]

your face your face your face your face

[Captainlamp]

Epic win!

[TheMegacryan]

King: Zelda Im going to eat seamen for dinner King:Kink Im going To take a shit on the floor and going too rub shit on my Dinner Lol FUNNY.

[TreeImpedimate]

I remember when you weren't so popular ( , :

Now you're popular. which is good.

[yoshiapplecachetitos]

hey you

rub my dick

understand?

cant you hear me?

i said rub my dick

lololololololololol hilarious

[AldirTWCspammer]

ORELSEYOUWILLDIE

[steveharley0345]

@AldirTWCspammer

DONTHURTME

[HoorayforOliver]

You have a freakin awesome talent at sentence mixing.

You should do a poop where they actually realize they are in a youtube poop.

[AldirTWCspammer]

@HoorayforOliver FOURTH WALL, FOURTH WALL!!!!!

[Moe99911]

Best sentence mixing I've seen in a long awhile

[Nintendogeeks]

- Ganon's Cool!

:]

- Ganon's Right about everything!

- Your face, Your face, Your face, Your Face, Your face

:D

[McLolerStudios]

What´s the song at the end?

[4ester44]

Link your majesty is in prison : /

co0l :DD

[retsaweman]

King Harkinian to Duke Onkled: Have mercy! o.O

[J14ngL00]

It's kind of eerie yet highly amusing how cleanly they say "dick"

[TheSwagganator]

FATHER!

You saved me

[redrosefriendy]

Duke Onkled saying "Have mercy!" when Ganon was attacking him made me lose it.

[STEAMflipp25]

I love how the king says funny :D

[Stinkygengar]

haha i can see my house!

[dinnerforce]

1:01- HAHA!! What the fuck?!!