I'd make a half pony half monkey monster for my crush, but ever since I mixed a squirrel and a penguin, I'm not allowed to make monsters anymore, or the government said I'd have to live in an insane alysum.
@pandastothepeople I would love to make a half pony-half monkey monster, but after I made a half dolphin- half tiger monster that nearly destroyed the state of Indiana the government said I'd have to go to prison if I made any more monsters.
If I ever decide to become a murderer, I'll disguise myself as a deformed hunchback while abducting my victim, then have this song playing in my basement prison...
I keep getting Mormon ads to the side of this video, which would be so much more ironic if I wasn't Mormon, and if this wasn't my new favorite song ever. Where has Johnathan Coulton been all my life?
Is this just a (fantastically) mad conglomeration of song lyrics, or is there actually a story behind this song, separate from the amazing nightmare this creates?
Ya' know... this could go good with the movie Megamind...
msclarephipps 1 week ago
Hmm I guess there is a love song that relates to me
TheVolders 1 week ago
Whetre has jonathan coulton been all my life?I really like these songs
ertuzom 2 weeks ago
This is totally the theme song for every relationship I have ever had.
BahamutZEROteraFlare 3 weeks ago
This sounds like my last relationship lol
OdRo123 2 months ago 2
I'd make a half pony half monkey monster for my crush, but ever since I mixed a squirrel and a penguin, I'm not allowed to make monsters anymore, or the government said I'd have to live in an insane alysum.
pandastothepeople 2 months ago 4
@pandastothepeople me too... except i mixed a cat and a walrus.
Ringthehedgehog 2 months ago in playlist epic songs
@pandastothepeople I would love to make a half pony-half monkey monster, but after I made a half dolphin- half tiger monster that nearly destroyed the state of Indiana the government said I'd have to go to prison if I made any more monsters.
CorneilleCrow 2 weeks ago
3 people got eating by the wolves
shashomaroosgirl 2 months ago 2
I wish MY boyfriend would make me a half-monkey, half-pony monster...
xRollermaniacx 3 months ago 7
I would give this guy a hug.
And in all honestly I would probably be very attracted to him as well.
CoHOCD 3 months ago 4
If someone made me a half monkey half poneyondter id be quite flatterd
Bishop5466 3 months ago 2
If I ever decide to become a murderer, I'll disguise myself as a deformed hunchback while abducting my victim, then have this song playing in my basement prison...
Ygdrasel 3 months ago 3
YOU PLAYED THIS SONG FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND? WELL, I PLAYED IT FOR MY GRANDMA. YOU HAPPY?
basleanew 3 months ago 3
SO many comments about girlfriends and playing this song for them here.
FenBolds 4 months ago 2
A truer statement of love has never been spoken to me. I love you too Mastermind.
ObeyBunny 4 months ago
I thought Scarface was dead?
Specialmindz 4 months ago
@Specialmindz So did I! Apparently a wannabe's taken over Arnold Wesker's rightful place.
SlytherclawXD 4 months ago
@SlytherclawXD if the one guy can make a half pony half monkey then he can bring scarface back to life
Ringthehedgehog 4 months ago
@Specialmindz
Jon actually has an assistant called Scarface...
Ygdrasel 3 months ago
If your girlfriend doesn't find this amusing, get a new one.
fatalfencer 4 months ago 3
Seriously best song to get rid of stage four cling on
MFOregonDonor 4 months ago
I played it for my new girlfriend, haven't talked to her in three days!!
Hell ya!!!
MFOregonDonor 4 months ago 4
i wanna sing this song to my girlfriend just to see what she says... end of that relationship
ChawlPip 4 months ago
@ChawlPip Actually, My boyfriend played this for me and I laughed X) Now I'm quoting it for him on facebook so that he smiles when he wakes up :D
DeviantSongstress 4 months ago 4
I keep getting Mormon ads to the side of this video, which would be so much more ironic if I wasn't Mormon, and if this wasn't my new favorite song ever. Where has Johnathan Coulton been all my life?
Kengirl01 5 months ago
hes a creeper he threatened that if she left shed die
samsteam1 5 months ago
story of my life
theyellowdart31 5 months ago
sequel to the future soon
monkmanism 6 months ago 5
Is this just a (fantastically) mad conglomeration of song lyrics, or is there actually a story behind this song, separate from the amazing nightmare this creates?
LyrGil 6 months ago 2
It seems two people used too many monkeys.
DutchMasheen 7 months ago 8
This song is definitely playing at my wedding. ^_^
XxSeekerOfTheLostxX 7 months ago 4
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XxSeekerOfTheLostxX 7 months ago in playlist Amazing Songs For Any Mood
I love this song! I am so glad my sister showed this to me!
aaa222221 7 months ago
google "half pony halkf monkey monster" for the picture
battousairurik 8 months ago
omg!! i want that picture!!! i can't find it!!!
xxxlessthen3xxx 9 months ago
love this song so much <3
Kathytjelief 10 months ago
notice how he says "i shouldn't kill you" then he says "yet" LOL THAT'S SCARY
01narutogrl 10 months ago 8
Where did that picture come from?!? I so want one!
ralphymousey 10 months ago
Best romantic love song ever!
pennywise40 11 months ago 6
FOOL! Living such FOOLISH lives! The voices in my head tell me to unleash my army of wolves upon you! MUHUHAHAHA!
TheMediatorOfChaos 1 year ago 2
shut up idiot let the song talk now.
ROFLMAO9931 10 months ago
He has such a sexi voice!!!
Hokova 1 year ago 3
Best villain love song ever.
Hokova 1 year ago
aww its so... ROMANTIC <3
14AnimeQueen 1 year ago 9
GO JONATHAN COULTON!
mr104722 1 year ago 5
I wish JC was alway at eny concert
THLyneborg 1 year ago
i like his song creepy doll to...
but this is great to.
Sjotland 1 year ago 5
I've seen creepy doll and at one part it's like this(in a town in the woods of the town there's a house where no one lives...)begining to be exact.
ROFLMAO9931 10 months ago
I agree with narutojx619 it is the best villain song
clandarrlo369 1 year ago 2
Best villian song in my opinion
narutojx619 1 year ago 8
this song is on the aqworld special b-day event. ^^
AnimeMusic100 1 year ago
i love this song
Aw1nG 1 year ago
<3<3<3<3<3
SakuraTheUmbreon 1 year ago
wooohooo go jonathan coulton i like this song so much
Ikuto1231 1 year ago 4
that is probably the funniest thing im gonna hear all week
Wolfkid9 1 year ago 3
ignite the atmospere...
COOL I WANNA SEE THAT!!!
delete1997 1 year ago 8
"You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?" BEST LINE!
RoxasIsMrWonderful 2 years ago 187
Less Than Three
greatsheep3 2 years ago
half monkey half pony monster part is my favorite part!!
apok578 2 years ago 4
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I made this song
Blake3663 2 years ago
haha i cant even explain to you how much this made me laugh XDD
samandy1110 2 years ago
@Blake3663 how could you have "made" this song if this song was written and sung by jonathan coulton
Ringthehedgehog 4 months ago
@Blake3663 no you didnt, JC did
thejackster3000 3 weeks ago
This song is the best song ever!
TeddyBearYum 2 years ago 72
best besides cruel,cruel moon actually.
ROFLMAO9931 10 months ago