This just in, a cat has been stuck in a tree. The cat jumped out and died. Let's take a moment of peace for this cat. *silence*. And in other news, 40 troops and 100 iraqies die in a random bombing. Back to you Ted.
And now todays top story! Will this cat be rescued or just left up in a tree to die as we video tape it! The answer is NO! We are now live at the scene as firefighters climb the tree and...GASP...Wait! O M G! The cat is moving and what is it about to? Folks the cat has just jumped from the tree. Now you may want to make sure that your children arent around to see this as we get a close up of the cat after making this amazing death defying leap.
Welcome to your eleven o'clock news. A cat was stuck up a tree today, however in a surprising twist authorities decided to leave it there as they thought it complimented the out-of-season christmas lights.
It's called a human interest story. It's been around since Edward R. Murrow. If news programs cover what our lawmakers are doing or "important" international news, it's considered "dry and boring" & no one watches. If they cover crime, it's considered negative. There's nothing wrong with doing the story, we need a mix of hard and soft stories to make up the TV show we call "The 11pm News". The promo was what was over the top. And that's done by marketing people, not journalists.
Andgaz, Your comments about the cat are extremely intelligent and well-thought out. Thanks so much for posting; YouTube needs more witty and on-topic responses like yours. Bravo, good sir, bravo! Never has a video about a cat in a tree been so astutely analyzed. Thanks again.
considering how the major american news networks cover actual news like wars and what not maybe they should take a page out of this channel's book and try reporting easier things like cats being stuck in trees. they'd probably sound less idiotic than they do right now.
Hahaha I live in Sacramento and I have to say that nothing interesting ever happens here so this is so surprise to me... But yet, this story seems extremely pathetic. I use to respect this news channel but have grown to hate them over the years, anybody wonder why? heh
Holy shit a fucking shit monkey pile bitch cat in a damn mother fucking willow damn tree at holy shit you guessed it, at fucking 11 you mother fucker! Lets see if this piece of shit gets out of this fucking tree, with all the fucking firefighters going to a god damn fucking cat that no one cares about, stray piece of lonely monkey vomit. 12 Minute interview with the FUCKING CAT ITSELF! MOTHER FUCKER! This is the dumbest shit, in the fucking US People, only shit fucking fuckers mother fuckers.
You're is a contraction, it can be found in the dictionary. Though the definition of you're is you are, nothing can have a definition if it is not a word.
that was so lame....and the other day our news channel reported about a cat stuck in a tree in Chicago. a few thousand miles away from the state of washington don't you think?
motherfucker cats are useless those people are stupid life is not fair but with bush, he is such a motherfucker! ree ruined america and destroyed the world trade center all for money and war.he is a godamn asshole!!
There's almost nothing to show on the news so they show a cat stuck in the tree... A cat stuck in a tree... that's news you would expect to see in cartoons! There's nothing more interesting than putting a cat stuck in a tree in the news!?!?
::sigh:: slow day at the office huh? No wars? No White House fuck ups? No bombings? No genocide? No shootings? Not even a single broken stop light in the city?
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When was the last time you looked up, and saw the skeleton of a dead Cat stuck in a tree?
MrTruthBeTold51 2 months ago
It must've been a slooooowwww news day for the reporters.
zuniga6412 2 months ago
nope.avi
bpeterdude316 7 months ago
LMAO
pal2011 8 months ago
this is exciting news for people in cali. the blondes cant handle much more thrilling stories
HaloRocksCodSucksKoK 10 months ago
slow news day
ancientshogun 11 months ago
where is keith stone in this situation
golfrulz100 1 year ago
Omg my house is on fire! Nah thats not bad theres a cat stuck in a tree
CartoonTwins 1 year ago
I believe it made the news because it was in it for nearly three weeks and that a bunch of people were phoning the place about it.
I guess they aired it because they just wanted to get them off their back.
coffeeisgood33 1 year ago
NO! She will be rescued at 10!
TheNakedQuack 1 year ago
Wow....really
AnimalFanaticNumber1 2 years ago
This is my favorite YouTube video of ALL TIME.
washableadam 2 years ago
Please, this is serious news. What else happens in the Sacramento area besides cats stuck in trees?
Enave11 2 years ago
hiLARIOUS
mballin0 3 years ago
HOW LONG NEWSSSSSSSSSSSS
ciiko2 3 years ago
For some reason... I don't think much was going on that day...
orbital151 3 years ago 15
too bad we never found out if she was rescued at 11. ACTUAL NEWS CAME UP BEFORE THEN! XP
Blinksumk 3 years ago
THISJUST IN! THE CAT JUMPED OUT OF THE TREE! It is safe.
This is hilarious.
aaronman4772 3 years ago 3
You're so fucking funny. If you hadn't posted that, this wouldn't be funny at all!
aldurthedrowshade 3 years ago
fucking rediculoz
CatsOnCrackTV 3 years ago
This just in, a cat has been stuck in a tree. The cat jumped out and died. Let's take a moment of peace for this cat. *silence*. And in other news, 40 troops and 100 iraqies die in a random bombing. Back to you Ted.
thegmanyo 3 years ago 3
so...
was she rescued at 11?
ckeds 3 years ago
she died at tha scene :(
ChromeX1337 3 years ago
i heard al queda put it there
mozaks80 4 years ago 15
And now todays top story! Will this cat be rescued or just left up in a tree to die as we video tape it! The answer is NO! We are now live at the scene as firefighters climb the tree and...GASP...Wait! O M G! The cat is moving and what is it about to? Folks the cat has just jumped from the tree. Now you may want to make sure that your children arent around to see this as we get a close up of the cat after making this amazing death defying leap.
Truthification 4 years ago
Idiot, you know they would have planted some crack on the cat before hand for some extra 'breaking news'.
aldurthedrowshade 3 years ago
Whats this? Why the cat is just fine, this is truly amazing. I guess they land on their feet or something Joe what an amazing story.
Truthification 4 years ago
We're in the 60s again
briankid 4 years ago 4
I've waited my whole life for this moment...
herbnspices 4 years ago 4
Still gold even after all this time. What a good use of TV resources.
Jabjabs 4 years ago
This is hilarious!
BlazinChris1 4 years ago
lmao!
Re5geek 4 years ago
yeah there's tons of people getting shot in Iraq (Bless thier souls) But the world has to stop 4 a cat stuck in a tree?
ZippyZappy13 4 years ago
haha!
omgheartattack 4 years ago
shit...i used to watch that..
raulbot 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAH
tristans 4 years ago
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FakanalMalac 4 years ago
WILL IT BE RESCUED? STAY TUNED...
Welcome to your eleven o'clock news. A cat was stuck up a tree today, however in a surprising twist authorities decided to leave it there as they thought it complimented the out-of-season christmas lights.
arewethereyet 4 years ago 5
...
shaunconnell 4 years ago
"on other important news, a poll suggested 3/4 of Americans made up 75% of the American population"
chimpanzagoo 4 years ago
~Nice pun
RusskayaSila 4 years ago
Will she be rescued? The answer is no.
bushidogamer 4 years ago
anna nicole was alive and britney had hair still slow news day for sure
gonegoogling 4 years ago
slow news day?
MaCardarelli 5 years ago 2
... I lose my faith in this country.
supimAndriy 5 years ago
The suspense! The intrigue! I'm going to go nuts now wondering... LOL
Mariamousie 5 years ago
ROFLMAO
dylan808 5 years ago
shut up redbeast2 its a big country that was only for the sacrmento area.
Aicrag777 5 years ago
hahaah hilarious
lothar250 5 years ago
shit in my country this broadcasting means that salvation has arrived!
Kesavaram 5 years ago
I saw this on TV and busted up.
I mean really, a cat?
xXxfinalexXx 5 years ago
It's called a human interest story. It's been around since Edward R. Murrow. If news programs cover what our lawmakers are doing or "important" international news, it's considered "dry and boring" & no one watches. If they cover crime, it's considered negative. There's nothing wrong with doing the story, we need a mix of hard and soft stories to make up the TV show we call "The 11pm News". The promo was what was over the top. And that's done by marketing people, not journalists.
clickey 5 years ago
It fills time.
wildzeromadness 5 years ago
THat was so pointless i could cry.
DevDude30 5 years ago
LOL american news is for retards...
redbeast2 5 years ago
That is an insult to retarded people.
clickey 5 years ago
SLOW... NEWS... DAY...
LarsLarsen 5 years ago
what
the
fuck
zetec 5 years ago
Opie and Anthony will love it.
chiefo104 5 years ago
i glad that someone is doing the news that matters.
raulbot 5 years ago
Genius.
Allinyourasylum 5 years ago
How many cat skeletons do you see in trees?
That's right. None. I hate to break it to you. She will get down.
tikidrew 5 years ago
lol No kidding that is VERY well Put! Good One!
GMaOutlaw 5 years ago
i watched that, it was on the news because the owners just adopted the cat from a animal shelter.
nothing wrong with this kind of news, it brightens the mood after watching, murder, war, drugs, and traffic.
ayelogan 5 years ago
Hmm, cat stuck on tree, must be a terrorist act.
Saleucami 5 years ago
Oh no! Lets surender the government all our right, maybe that will help!
Track607 5 years ago
i am osama..i put the cat in the tree and unless you convert to muslim and put towels on your heads ALL OF YOUR CATS WILL BE NEXT!!!
laylowpro 5 years ago
Yeah, but the full story is that the cat has the deadly ebola virus.
wtsnhwrd 5 years ago
LOL...good response.
slickon 4 years ago
Andgaz, Your comments about the cat are extremely intelligent and well-thought out. Thanks so much for posting; YouTube needs more witty and on-topic responses like yours. Bravo, good sir, bravo! Never has a video about a cat in a tree been so astutely analyzed. Thanks again.
YFBInc 5 years ago
Meh id just leave it up there unless its a kitten cuz they are cute :D..im sure if she gets hungry shell find a way down..
mysticalenchantment 5 years ago
most dumbest cat ive ever seen. most dumbest channel ever too.. what i dun get is y ppl watch this..
Sungtaek 5 years ago
Your funny! "What i dun get is y ppl watch this" YEH you watched it you know.
PheonixUmbreon 5 years ago
Will she be rescued at 11?, nah I think she will be rescued 8-ish.
XeonEagle 5 years ago
considering how the major american news networks cover actual news like wars and what not maybe they should take a page out of this channel's book and try reporting easier things like cats being stuck in trees. they'd probably sound less idiotic than they do right now.
missopotamia 5 years ago
The cat knows how to climb down, even the fall at that height won't kill it, i doubt it will even break any of its bones.
Saleucami 5 years ago
WILL SHE BE RESCUED OR LEFT TO DIE IN THE TREE!?! At 11...
dakingofg7 5 years ago
ROFLCAKES
realchaos1 5 years ago
and to think no one cared...
franksanimator 5 years ago
Oh man, I totally missed that....HAHAHAH
Delaypat 5 years ago
OMG BEST VIDEO EVER
noventar 5 years ago
!1!111!!!1111!!!
slickon 4 years ago
Hahaha I live in Sacramento and I have to say that nothing interesting ever happens here so this is so surprise to me... But yet, this story seems extremely pathetic. I use to respect this news channel but have grown to hate them over the years, anybody wonder why? heh
Charlie8417 5 years ago
same here
miguel484 5 years ago
Looking for the denouement
cuppasoupp 5 years ago
lol, wow
rnbxlover 5 years ago
There must be more to the story. Maybe the tree monkeys...
ypenguin34 5 years ago
OMFG IS IT GONA MAKE IT!
carlmolito 5 years ago
OMG, they dont have enougth news so they shwo this lol!
rOdRigOO7 5 years ago
and more importantly HAS THAT CAT BEEN SEXUALLY ABUSED BY TREE ELVES?
Mothra99 5 years ago
i'll watch that =)
Jumpingcheese 5 years ago
awwww..*giggles*
Cheesewillis 5 years ago
LMFAO
JobDDT 5 years ago
slow news day
sugarpill001 5 years ago
Holy shit a fucking shit monkey pile bitch cat in a damn mother fucking willow damn tree at holy shit you guessed it, at fucking 11 you mother fucker! Lets see if this piece of shit gets out of this fucking tree, with all the fucking firefighters going to a god damn fucking cat that no one cares about, stray piece of lonely monkey vomit. 12 Minute interview with the FUCKING CAT ITSELF! MOTHER FUCKER! This is the dumbest shit, in the fucking US People, only shit fucking fuckers mother fuckers.
sa88 5 years ago
WOW... you are very coherent aren't you?
missopotamia 5 years ago
the definition of slow news day
evilturtlefromhell 5 years ago
omg sad
BigBumZ 5 years ago
Ch 3 seriously needs to upgrade their taste in news. Poor Sarah Gardner
lunti81 5 years ago
man, looks like there was a lot of worldwide news to cover in Sacramento this week... Depressing.
valgraphies 5 years ago
HAHAH lol
and why the hell is everyone having a discussion for the correct usage of you're a vagina? You're all vaginas so get over it
malacious718 5 years ago
This cat would be dead if the Democrats were in control right now.
repugshateMerica 5 years ago
NO! That cat is churning in my stomach. I ate the muthahfuckah while marching in the Black Parade! Muaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahaaa!
adjoadjo 5 years ago
george bush later sent the cat to fight in the iraq war and michael richards called it the 'n' word-that's right,he called it a puss 'n' boots
well3howdy3doo 5 years ago
Are you retarded? you're is 2 words composed of: YOU and ARE. The "'" doesn't make it one word.
holygift 5 years ago
You're is a contraction, it can be found in the dictionary. Though the definition of you're is you are, nothing can have a definition if it is not a word.
convolutedmind 5 years ago
i thoughty it said car stuck in tree...i can't read very well
ringydwm 5 years ago
wow
AllballnoD 5 years ago
A lot of these comments are fucking hilarious.
demonx5584 5 years ago
wow
AllballnoD 5 years ago
lol slow news day
Camowilli 5 years ago
>:O
i hope the cat is okay!!! ><
marionjean 5 years ago
"A 9-year old boy scrapes his knee playing football, runs home to Mommy to tell on his friends. Will they be grounded? At 11:30.
greendazed86 5 years ago
the news must have been slow that night..
feurbies 5 years ago
"Pussy firmly holds toward top of wood"
exuded 5 years ago
Why can't you people just admit that this is exactly the kind of news most people tune in for!!
dvdrink 5 years ago
this is why i masturbate to grannie pornography, there is nothing to see on tv!
chiledogg17 5 years ago
i see...maybe there was nothing else to report i guess..
takatakboy 5 years ago
I saw that shit during Heroes lol
americancolt 5 years ago
Well I'm sure Nathan Peterlli could fly up there and save the kitty.
JhonkaJ 5 years ago
worthless news.
DeltaKungfu 5 years ago
must have been a VERY slow new day
ata2ed 5 years ago
This is exactly why I don't watch American news.
HyperKnight23 5 years ago
A cat stuck in a tree at 11:00, and see how im goin to take my clothes off at 11:15! ooh yeah
michaelballack 5 years ago
BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE.
ironmaiden339 5 years ago
Oh shit, whats gon happen? I'm watchin tonite
fo
sho
AnotherClich3 5 years ago
that was so lame....and the other day our news channel reported about a cat stuck in a tree in Chicago. a few thousand miles away from the state of washington don't you think?
paulwall08 5 years ago
A cat stuck in a tree is newsworthy? My god... what is this world coming too?! o_O
TheAsianOak 5 years ago
Is that a news???I m stuck at a tree~~Come to report me!!!
yimingya 5 years ago
hell yeah, I live in sacto and I saw that!!! lol
thePowerPlant 5 years ago
cannot comment
2oonhed 5 years ago
lol
ConsumerSurveyPanel 5 years ago
A cat stuck in a tree at 11:00, why are boys are over in Iraq, You see this cat would be dead if Hussein was still in power.
repugshateMerica 5 years ago
WTF
whyHER 5 years ago
lmao
drspaceout 5 years ago
motherfucker cats are useless those people are stupid life is not fair but with bush, he is such a motherfucker! ree ruined america and destroyed the world trade center all for money and war.he is a godamn asshole!!
metalgearsolidrulez 5 years ago
Hahaha
Langdonpill 5 years ago
0_O.... LMAO
blackness1747 5 years ago
LMFAO
Saddambinladin 5 years ago
THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING IN THIS WORLD. INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE DYING FROM WAR. a friggen cat!?
(... oh, and what did happen? i must ask!)
xnuckingxfutsx 5 years ago
this is a pretty dire situation....
pescadoyventanas 5 years ago
a couple cities in america average a murder a day and this is whats on the news! LOL
nitrox007 5 years ago
OMG LIEK N0 WAY LOL!
defender07 5 years ago
Looks more like a racoon than a cat and news must be slow!!!
acematthew 5 years ago
LOL
bluethen 5 years ago
I know what happened to the cat, because I WAS THERE.
bobbo1282 5 years ago
There's almost nothing to show on the news so they show a cat stuck in the tree... A cat stuck in a tree... that's news you would expect to see in cartoons! There's nothing more interesting than putting a cat stuck in a tree in the news!?!?
AznGaki 5 years ago
ROFL, no wonder people here in germany hate me as soon as they find out I'm american...
krayzgerman 5 years ago
The cat is merely a metaphor for Iraq.
wavey99 5 years ago
lmao
Saddambinladin 5 years ago
LOL
dilmo22 5 years ago
omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg,help he!
WarpxD 5 years ago
ahhahaha i didn't think 4 seconds could be this funny
antoinasia 5 years ago
I love the dramtic music.
ZeldafreakNEO 5 years ago
stupid american fools! LOL!!!
onkelonken 5 years ago
Du bist Hitler.
smurf88 5 years ago
Du bist Hitler.
smurf88 5 years ago
The phone number to KCRA's newsroom is (916) 444-7316. I think it would be funny if everyone called up to ask about the cat.
descendall 5 years ago
I can't sleep anymore without knowing whether the cat has been rescued or not ;-)
TheVerySpecialThommy 5 years ago
im ashamed to be from sacramento.
azureus555 5 years ago
I live in San Diego and it was on the news there too...WOW a cat stuck in a tree made statewide news. I wonder if it was on CNN...
tEhShaDoWRockeR 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAH omg this wayy to funny~ ther so much to talk about in the news and all they can talk about is a cat stuck in a tree? ahahah
piggygooinkoink 5 years ago
Did the cat get down ok?
agadoo 5 years ago
i am in your tree, Chewin' Your bIRdz!
brassknuckled 5 years ago
Wtf I'm laughing so hard at this for no reason
BlazinChris1 5 years ago
One of the best videos up to date.
BeNicePlz 5 years ago
lev it there 2 die!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA lolz
Hiei619 5 years ago
OHmyGawd.
JaffaCake79 5 years ago
BRAVO to you sir!
joshkleppinger 5 years ago
Please, please post an update!
MustafaPresents 5 years ago
WTF? Do they really show cats stuck in a tree on American news? Don't you guys have anything better to talk about .. i dunno -- like the WAR??
MonzaBird 5 years ago
Are you suggesting the war is more important than the life of an innocent cat? That sir is dangerous thinking, and downright un-American!
Archbishop87 5 years ago
Shoot the cat, problem solved.
zomgkev 5 years ago
hahah this is my local news,sarah gardener is the hottest news reporter on earth;p
smaj21 5 years ago
I hope so!!! They actually had a similar story, in Pittsburgh, a few months ago... lol
IanCalton 5 years ago
The only "good" cat is a DEAD one.
WOLFENCT 5 years ago
even then there still no good for anything
LowndesRules 5 years ago
::sigh:: slow day at the office huh? No wars? No White House fuck ups? No bombings? No genocide? No shootings? Not even a single broken stop light in the city?
Elzibar 5 years ago
Of course there are none of these things, as the world is currently a peacefull place. And if there were such things, who would care?
superdau 5 years ago
lol, this is my local news; yep, slow news day in Northern Cali;
aeonjoey 5 years ago
this is shit at 11
madmentaljakey 5 years ago
cat in the tree is front page news
nheitz 5 years ago
Will anyone even care? At 11.
TheStrengthMask 5 years ago
They should have put there "Our news crew stuck on the tree, will be they rescued? AT 11"
Ausbruch 5 years ago
LOL
Bigmada 5 years ago