Pandemic 2 - Madagascar

[prestellad]

WTF is the point of the visibility meter if every government shuts it shit down even if it's completely empty? Pandemic 1 did nothing to prepare me for this bullshit.

[jayprice0505]

I blame marty the zeebra

[evilstr99]

all the other countries are all out of life and i was waiting for madagascar to be infected but they closed the frikin shipyards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NOW LOST

[jtoeg]

so true...

[harlyops]

Pandemic 2 - only flash game to derive a meme that anyone remotely cares about

[Jaxxon10]

Guy in Madagascar: PRESIDENT! A MAN HAS SNEEZED IN U.S.A.

President of Madagascar: SHIT! CLOSE OUR SHIPYARDS NAO!

Player: .....Really bro.

[TaZexExpertEriksx]

Brazil is half-way across the world lol

[josecarlosamador]

@TaZexExpertEriksx If someone sneezes in the moon, Madagascar is closed forever :/

[UltraFlames]

Makes me think of SOPA......

[azgalorazgalor17]

I found this game years ago, I didn't know it had become a meme...Then I took an arrow in the knee.

[64AllPro]

@azgalorazgalor17 Faggot

[azgalorazgalor17]

@64AllPro noob!

[randomancrossoverfan]

@azgalorazgalor17 they were a noob till they took an arrow to the knee

[azgalorazgalor17]

@randomancrossoverfan WHAT YOU SAY!?

[ShatteredSki3s]

pandemic 2 is like contagion an unkwown virus spreads out to this one man in japan or china then the whole world gets infected

[MrFreakingCow]

i got 2 fcking uninfected ppl from madagascar damn this DAMN DAMN DAMN

[kuanged]

Researchers in the Netherlands announced last week that they have created an airborne transmissible bird flu virus (h5n1). Today it was announced that a Chinese man from Guangdong province died from H5N1, the first since 2010. I think it might just be time to SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

[Phantomgaming1000]

lol true



[XlightninX]

actually its not so much shut down everything as it is shut down the one mode of transportation we have (the one little port they have)

[xXKissTehCookXx]

FUCK DRAGONFORCE.

[charliewashere001]

lol laughed so hard

[StealthWolf359]

I think a glitch happened, but after the whole world is infected(but NOTHING happens to them) Madagascar was the only one left with everything shut down, and it managed to get there!

[asskickerfoo]

@StealthWolf359 insect wave, swimming rodents?

[StealthWolf359]

@asskickerfoo

Oh yeah, umm...I actually started out on Madagascar! I was gonna post another comment, but I forgot, looking at Halo Forges! And yeah, right afer I posted that comment, I saw I started out in Madagascar.

[MystlineRoulette1]

Why is everyone saying they would move to Madagascar if something like this happened? I would move to Iceland! It doesn't even exist in the game! That's where you would want to go, not Madagascar.

[TheSchemer1]

@MystlineRoulette1 or go sri lanka

[TheSovietdino]

Starts game... Destroys the world! :D

What's happening? No winning screen?

Looks at Madagascar...

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[132hooligan]

so true ahahhahahahaha

[Videoz365]

Whenever I infect Madagascer, Peru decides to get all smart and close the borders! Damn you, Pandemic 2! I will defeat you one day!

[TheTHESHADOW169]

"beiber fever "the most deadliest of the diseases

[DARTHVADER124354]

@TheTHESHADOW169 true

[WorthiestTom]

curse you president

[TheYounoob115]

ahahahhah! look at all my countries bright red!!!! Oh, and look at Madagascar nice and green.

[macska8800]

@TheYounoob115 i beat madagasscar today (starting in Africe , and i infected madagasscar with 1-1-1-0 resistances and Rodent and Waterbrone transport and only sneezing symtphon and when all contries infected i buyed necrosis and hearh failure.)

[heheIvan]

OH MY GOD THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.

I laughed so hard xD

[maxxdaninja]

there are ways of getting madagascar and beating the game but it takes hella long 2 do it tho

[ilikew101]

what was the music?

[BRATEKPOLSKI]

madacascar is so lol, it always survivs

[BeNruLzyErMOther]

due this video is so true hahahaha i fukin hate madagascar

[PrizidentOfChuvashia]

guy: Hey American president,we found man coughing!

American president: That's okay.

guy: Hey Madagascar president,we found man cou-

Madagascar president: SHUT.EVERYTHING.DOWN. RIGHT NOW!

guy: Okay...

-week later-

guy: OH GOOD LORD! PRESIDENT! WE HAVE FOUND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIEING! THATS A VIRUS!

President America: That's okay,open airports and continue on.

guy: OH GOOD LORD! PRESIDENT MADAGASCAR! WE HAVE FOUND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DIEING! THATS A VIRUS!

President: fuckyeah.jpg

[mrKoolKrumpKrew]

@PrizidentOfChuvashia what the fuck are you going on about? looooooooooool

[codyownz2]

It's funny because it's true.

[lalogutz79]

This was stolen...

[hiimgod801]

The only time I beat this game is when madagascar was my starting country.

That was epic...

[wako1576]

@residentweavil i ment the mood that it gives, like the guy is acting like its so important that a guy is caughing, but the music really gives the feeling of like"were......all......ganna.­.....DIE!!1!!!!!1!!!!!"

[KiteFlyingGuy]

Whay those this happen evrytime i play iv only infected madagascar once and even then the Blody phillipeans and like 3 other nations survived maybe i should give up

[raphberry]

my only impossible badge on K

[ShoutOutLoud79]

Every time I play it, Madagascar is always the last one to close everything. China is always the first. :P

[Onthebay3636]

@ShoutOutLoud79 Greenlend closes first for me

[TheSchemer1]

@ShoutOutLoud79 Greenlands always been last for me, even when people start dying greenland, new zealand and australia still have all the borders open lol.

[Devorvan]

@ShoutOutLoud79 you're not playing on realistic are you? xD

[wako1576]

the music is what makes this video so awsome

[foxonyoutub]

So true...

[Israelyguy14]

I failed even harder. I started in Madagascar. And then they shut down everything. I killed the entrie population of Madagascar. Not a single person else.

[vojmor]

I couldnt remember something like Pandemic 2, but when i saw Madagascar part, I was like :"Oh, that game with motherf***ing Madagascar!" I think I remember you could select area where you want to spread... Can you just start infecting in Madagascar so you can not get screwed there anymore?

[EvilCorruptStranger]

@vojmor Nah it's random

[LydiaHyacinth]

I once had Madagascar. And then Greenland was all: People in Madagascar are sick! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

[icarothomas]

Sell all symptoms, buy all level 1 resistances and wait.

[dtowngirl109]

I can never get cuba, either.

[dtsessions]

NOW I GET IT.... very funny

[darknut79]

I remember this game... the only reason I was able to beat it was because I got lucky (after restarting the game literally 50 times) and my Virus started in Madagascar. When that happened, the clouds parted and it started raining rainbows.

[calahagus]

Peru is just as hard to infect. They only have borders to 3 countries, and Madagascar can get infected citizen from anywhere.

[Teraku2]

"Oh gee, 2 people are infected with a bacteria that doesn't do any harm and spreads barely, and is generally not noticable, we're not even sure if it's not just a bacteria belonging to the body!"

"SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!"

[bFmV007]

You laugh, but I know where I'm going when a deadly disease strikes.

[Rohi727]

@bFmV007 They won`t let you here, because before you will realise, that there is any disease, THEY WILL CLOSE EVERYTHING!

[gelidduss]

@bFmV007 lol yah thats why there always the only ones left alive

[wako1576]

@bFmV007 lol nope, cause madagascar wont be accepting people coming in when the disease was at the stage of runny noses

[tictacmint]

@bFmV007 You do that, and be sure to take that disease with you when you go there :)

[FXXthespeedingbeauty]

@bFmV007 I wanted to quit as soon aas Madagascar closed its shipyard, but when it got closed, one last ship got in... AND MADAGASCAR GOT INFECTED WHAHA!

[generalsargant332]

I can't stop laughing! CLOSE THE SHIPYARDS!

[Onewa80]

It's so true......

[WhiteMoiddes]

made me laugh way too much.

i did beat the game btw ^^

[bclass123]

This made me laugh my ass off!!

[danny899]

How I play it:

"Mr. Madagascar! Someone in Japan has a harmless form of bacteria containing no symptoms at all!"

Shut

down

everything!

[tvcrunkfool]

thats just racist

[codyownz2]

It's funny because it's true.

[KingOfTheBeyond23]

Man: Is that a fly?

President: SHUT! EVERYTHING! DOWN!

[luv4drums1]

you could of a choose a better song.

[TheAgregister]

lol jk. i start from madagascar

[SonicTheHedgehog3333]

man: sir we have spotted a desies that does absolutly nothing.

Mayor: SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!!!

[newnilzizi]

The first time I played this game, the outbreak started on Madagascar, I had no idea how lucky I was :o

[BXBEAST1991]

This is so true!!!

[ToasterAthiesm]

Sir! A man directly on the other side of the WORLD sneezed!

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!

Uh, sir, isn't that a bi-EVERYTHINGBLARHGFHJGFH

[TStrince]

everything? the "only" thing they have is a damned shipdock...thats why its hard to beat em

[DavidCPrzybyciel]

sir a rag head has a nose bleed ......

HOLY MOTHER F@#$R!!!! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING !!!!

[MrOnebadassmofo]

i actually infected madagascar once!

.....but greenland and new zealand fucked me over

[Delta51pwned]

@MrOnebadassmofo ha i beat it and got third for today

[Trecobezor]

how did you upload that? dude.

[deathleader100]

EVERYTRHING!!! fires his lazer lol

[ReignBowProd]

GAAAHHHH DAMN LEMURS. and yer virus is killed because of Greenlands zombie hospital. I swear, the whole world is dead except Madagascar and Greenlands hospital IS STILL OPEN.

[Hunter103010]

Madagascar is soo hard to get, but at 1 point i started on madagascar

[MrMosquitoNinja]

omg its so true! i started in japan, i got the virus to russia, and madagascar closed its airports! damn u madagascar! :-p

[DoritoWolf]

@MrMosquitoNinja Shipping docks. Madagascar has no airports o3o

[matthewzavenir]

Why the hell is "Call of duty black ops:Masturbating Man" In the suggestions?!

[DoritoWolf]

@matthewzavenir Katy perry is in the suggestions too...

[matthewzavenir]

@DoritoWolf LOL.

[matthewzavenir]

"Shuts down PC"

[Thantophobia1]

It's not so hard to get Madagascar. You have to have no symptoms. And you have to start relatively close to Madagascar. Then you can do it.

[Decapititus]

4 people couldn't infect Madagascar

[canadianbaconbro]

i saw this on know your meme and i started playing it. fuckin addicting!!!!

[ElBarto3131]

I created one called "Bieber Fever" It started in Canada.

[Jblac33]

@ElBarto3131

FFFF-me too 0__0

[sodiumandh2o]

You know the president of Madagascar is actually one of the youngest heads of state in Africa lol... Perhaps that was a factor hahahahaha

[SparodyTV]

Fuck Madagascar

[klaidasv]

Greenland is a Island

[ruggedrug1423]

i'm not sure what would happen if you start in madagascar. will another continent act the same? will you succesfully have world domination? or will madagascar shut everything down locking you in? i know my answer. i started in madagascar and greenland shut me out. -_-

[dapenguin2]

@ruggedrug1423

Well realistically they would die anyway because greenland is incredibly remote, yeah they could hunt polar bears and stuff but how long would that last?

[Chaoticbravo]

@ruggedrug1423 The problem is the number of ports/airports in the region. Madagascar only has one dock and nothing else, which is why it's so freaking hard.

[ngforever1989]

i so wish this was tru, but it ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! screw Madagascar, always messed up my plans of wiping out humanity

[thefireofthedragon32]

what the fuck is that song again gosh i keep forgetting......

[potterfandf]

Even when there are no symptoms, things get shutdown.

[palestinianuprising]

hahahahahahaH SO TRUE



[FastCock]

MAN: Sir, a man.

MAYOR: Shut down eberythingggggggggg.

[brightredbubbles]

this is so fucking funny



[KeaBesnard]

I saw a film the other day were a they showed a visualisation on how a virus would spread in matters of day, while the whole world went red... Madagascar stayed green

[TheRickrollerhater]

I actually killed Madagascar once, but it took forever. Here is basically what happened:

Person 1: President Madagascar!

PM: What?

P1: An American just sneezed!

PM: HOLY SHI- Quick, shut down everything! Kill insects and rodents! Burn dead bodies! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

A few weeks later, in Greenland...

Person 2: President Greenland!

PG: What?

P2: The rest of the world is dead, a quarter of our population is dead, and the rest are mindless, disease-ridden zombies! What should we do?

PG: Go a

[Blitzwing989]

sir someone in usa is breathing

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!~

[FacePwn64]

Random American Citizen: Sir, a man in Italy is sweaty!

Obama: SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING!!!1

[Treemotan]

After much difficulty, a friend of mine actually managed to get Madagascar and infected and killed the whole world. His disease? Stupidity.

Maybe that's why the president of Madagascar will close up the borders when someone in Russia sneezes? Lol.

[PatrioticAmerican15]

President: What the hell was that?

Man: Sir, it was only a sneeze.

President: HOLY SHIT!!!! SEAL THE BOARDER AND FIRE SOME NUKES!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[jewwishuwerecool]

@emilyyokfungriffin through fire and flame by dragon force....... also for guitar hero 3? watched my friend fail it in 3 seconds on expert.... BWAHAHA

[08agent08]

man:mr.president there is no toilet paper!!

president:shut down everything!!!!

man:wtf?

[05douglasj]

Lol Man in japan *Cough* President of Madagascar: SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN NOW. Secretary of Greendland: Mr President Everyone is infected is just me and yo *Cough* *cough* *secretary dies* President: its ok Keep everything going F**k it if their is a pandemic BRING IT OWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[SLYR237]

lol i just played this game and my disease spawned in madagascar

[wazgoodbeatch]

@SLYR237 you lucky bastard XD

[KTFlaSh96]

The comfortable country of Greenland...

Man: PRESIDENT!!! HALF THE WORLD IS DEAD!

President: Hm??? yeah yeah, just tell that to my secretary. She'll deal with it...

[clrhilla]

HAHAH!

[thefinalfrontier1701]

SHUT

[rapsis2x2]

MAN:SIR 50% OF WORLD POPULATION IS DEAD!!!

PRESIDENT:Yea yea yea go kill a few rats im watching simpsons.

[thedavide00]

Man: President madagascar! a man in barasil is c-

President madagascar: you telled me 9000 times! SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!! EVERYING!!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!

[protomous]

WHY BRAZIL?I LOVE THAT COUNTRY!!!

[Gerald360halowowness]

guy: sir,some one in africa has aids!

president: oh,thats normal.

[SwirlyGoOdNeSs]

@Gerald360halowowness I would thumbs down cuz its horrible, but we all know its true XDXD

[derden95]

omg its so true. A single person sneezes and Madagascar goes to def-com 1.

Honestly I just start as the parasite, take away everything that shows signs of infection, raise drug resistance, and let it settle in in every country and let the mass deaths commence.

[BioWalkure]

The problem with Madagascar is, it is hard as hell to get the virus ONTO the island. And it is also just as hard to get the virus OFF of the island.

[RotarFlow]

I just keep starting/restarting until the game starts off with the disease in madagascar!

[Vdogg2496]

So true

[homlesscuz96]

lol ikr.... madagascar is impossible. that and greenland.... stupid madagascar.

'sir, a bum in New York is coughing and sneezing' 'OMAGAWD ITS AN ENDEMIC HURRY SAVE OUR LITTLE ISLAND FROM COUGHING AND SNEEZING.....'

'what about resources? we gonna live off of banannas and weird talking penguins?'

'HELL YEAH ITS AN ENDEMIC DUDE....DUH'

[Nagneto]

This is so true. LMAO

[Riptizoid101]

Man: SIR A MEXICAN HAS THE SWINE FLU!

President: Thats normal. Carry on

[Freddy3740]

@Riptizoid101 Yeah right. There was a huge over reaction.

[Hylkinder]

I coudnt stop laughing

[ausauspatpat]

that is DEFINATELY TRUE

btw, this video was on crazymonkeygames website... gratz? :P

[ThreeLeggedFishINC]

omg this is beyond true if youve ever played pandemic 2

[torchic122]

MAN: SIR, A FUCKING GUY IN CHINA HAS A FEVER.

PESIDENT: HOLY GRANDMA SHIT, SHUT DOWN EEVEERRRRYTHINNGGG.

[Yzacata]

@torchic122 Pesident? What/Who's that?

[torchic122]

@Yzacata Sorry, typo. I was shitting my pants at the time and was typing very fast.

[randomgroup]

i find it sad, because my first time i played this game i started in Madagascar but made the most obvious disease and Australia,Japan,and Greenland survived.

[izuikaable]

my disease : thinking symptoms : none resistance : none spreads by : everything .... day 106 madagascar shuts down airports and shipdocks ect and in total 117 ppl are infected in the usa i love madagascar :)

[PokeSchool]

@izuikaable

1st Guy: Sir Someone In The USA Is Thinking

Mayor: SHUT DOWN EVERYTRHING

[SLYR237]

@izuikaable 117 people hmmm......it must be spread by jhon

[gabepaq]

@izuikaable ...but madagascar doesnt have an airport...only a shipdock...

[RizellX]

I got Madagascar too get all infected :D And Greenland :3

[Irc998]

SO FUCKING TRUE. ;A;

[DaFeasher]

HAHAHA this is really funny cause i nearly cracked my desk when i found out that the moment i got my disease going (after my 9th try on realistic) madagascar shuts down! and one time i got everything cept japan and i didnt start out in madagascar.. so true

[Melapompom]

XD XD XD So True!!! OMG a guy had a tummy ache XD

[kowies10]

][_{[]}][_ COOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[jayNbella]

omg,haha,i heard this song on gth 3

[PokeSchool]

lol it is