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  • koi ye video Kapi Sibble ko dikho plz.. aur ise samjao ke desh ka durbhagya real me kaun he??

  • He is right, seems absurd if you are not listening to him carefully or if you are not fimiliar with cloud technology and the fact that any sound created can be retrieved, one hour is through already, you will be able to go back years altogether in the times to come.

  • Nice. Now I know cloud computing.

  • Actually this technology does exist , He is not kidding , Infact tracking information of Osama Bin Laden and his talks were detected from Sound waves that came out from the windon of his room. Every few people know about this technology. America is highly advanced in detection technology and many of those have not been revealed at all.

  • I solute to this man...what a piece of Information this man has. You need to be in NASA fuckhead.

  • to bad this isn't subtitled in English. I saw one from this guy who was and it was so funny watching him ramble on clearly not having any clue what he's talking about.

    ooh and thanks Tony for another good laugh. I would love to be able to plant an apple tree and have iPods and I phones sprout from it, and maybe if I take really good care of it I'll get an iPad or if I'm really lucky an computer. *laughs* that would get me a green thumb for sure!

  • I showed this video to my prof .. he committed suicide.......

  • More than this guy I like the host manish kumar "ye to mamla hi gadbad hai" hilarious

  • @mihirsakhadeo lolll..........

  • jis university se gupta ji ne degree hasil ki hai us university ki manyata radd kar deni chahiye :) ya inki pic ISRO ki loby main lagani chahiye :)

  • HA HA HA HA HA Mast baat karta hai ....

  • Is it a laughter show?

    

  • sim card ka data battery mein.. hmmm. i better use landline

  • Google Inc. currently owns and operates 6 data centers across the U.S., plus one in Finland one in Belgium. That makes it 8. Plan 3 more data centers, $200 million each, Singapore, Hong Kong and Taiwan. YOU GUYS SCARED THEM. OTHERWISE IT COULD HAVE BEEN AHMEDABAD.

    Google Search, a web search engine, is the company's most popular service. Google indexes billions of web pages, so that users can search for the information they desire, through the use of keywords and operators.

  • bwhahaha.. what a chodu .. loser guy... needs to write a book on technology.. it will be the funniest book ever

  • Manish, excuse yourself for few minutes. Go outside. Pay someone 100 rupees or something to slap this man.

    Come back and pretend that you know nothing.

  • Cloud computing is a marketing term for technologies that provide computation, software, data access, and storage services that do not require end-user knowledge of the physical location and configuration of the system that delivers the services. A parallel to this concept can be drawn with the electricity grid, wherein end-users consume power without needing to understand the component devices or infrastructure required to provide the service.

  • Took the word cloud storage to a whole another level :P

  • This is bad. He should only talk on things on which he has some knowledge. The point he wants to make here or in his other talks is of National security. Whether it is National ID card or Cloud computing or Credit Bureau system, as more & more systems come up where data is distributed globally there is always a chance of security violation. Technologists do consider all these factors while designing new technology. Cloud does not mean the cloud in the sky but that data is not localized.

  • No information is stored on the battery, it simply supplies the power to the phone.

    The sim can hold informtation such as phone numbers and messages and the phone itself can hold eveything

  • what a joker !

  • Moral of the Story: You may degrade a person like Arjun Kejriwal with zero evidence.

    But, DON'T MESS WITH TECHNOLOGY coz technological answers are either Yes, Correct, No and Incorrect..... fuckin Loser!

  • Is it really true what his saying????????

  • haha !! New cloud definition !!

  • Technology ka balatkar 

  • Bloody fool..............

  • He got point, you cannot depend on cloud for technology. What happens when there is no cloud, your systems will be shut down. What happens if a Paki cloud enters indian terrirtory, it can start getting data Indian secret data and then transmit to Pakistan or China. Sometime a black cloud can corrupt all white clouds and tamper your data.

    People are aslo using Apple technology. Why India is not spending money in planting more apple trees? Indian Vedas has talked about importance of apple, read!

  • @TonyBroncos tu to vishwabandhu ka bhi baap nikla lodu

  • I dnt know about bettery but yes he is right.Even you take out the sim. Data is still inside Your all msg and numbers.Some of soft engineer do that in Japan it's little expensive and take time.you can get all information of your girlfriend,boyfriend.

    If you want destroy all data in your phone drill screen ,menu switch and centre switch number five.your all data will gone. Japanese phone shop they do that in front of you.

  • Logo ye Vishvas karna Mushkil hoga hi

    Brazil k Jungle me kisi se kaho k TV bhi kuch hota h to wo tumhe bewakuf hi kahega

    Mujhe koi Herani nahi hai

  • Abe isko to kisi hospital bhejna he..........

  • I have tears in my eyes. :') LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD

  • Just imagine...if cloud leaks all the data will fall in 0 & 1

  • did he just say that? NOOO!!!

  • I POURED MY CLOUD

  • SPEACH LESS

  • kya baat

  • not just google, every single person working on any kind of technology will faint. How are such fucking assholes allowed to speak this rubbish.

  • Kyon Ki You Yuhin

  • sim card ka data battery me chala jaata hai.....WHAT THE FCUK!!

    WHOZ DIS SICK FCUK?????

  • kya hai ye ??/

    

  • Cloud computing means computing means computing in cloud......! If u tell this person to use bluetooth, he'll first paint ur tooth blue and then try to transfer file from teeth..!

  • I want to connect to cloud and download everybody's data. Somebody educate this guy.

  • Madarchod........... tujhe goli maar dene ke aakhri tamanna hai meri !! mil ja kahin bahen ke lode....... teri maa chodunga !!

  • @astoria0305 where did u learn this language?

  • Someone get hold of his DNA before Google and Apple kill this man.

  • this is first time , SIM CARD DATA WILL TRANSMIT TO BATTERY!! LOL ...

  • We should take him in chandrayaan-2,3 team!

  • He seems to be a standup comedian ;)

  • wht nonsense ............ wht he is saying ....... which cloud and where it exit in climate ad where it is raining..... its not any physical and its nothing to do with rain .......

  • SIMPLY HILARIOUS !

  • I think this is beyond our scientific reach :)....2050...or nothing is true.

  • barring this cloud computing video.........all other views are genuine.....pls ignore this video

  • probably this interview is shot in 2020..!!.. after a heavy rainfall across the world..

  • kabaadi waala in US.. ;-).. & y shud one sell his mobile fone to a kabaadi waala..?..

  • Vishva Bandhu Gupta is opposition's Digvijay Singh :)

  • Chinese replica of steven hawkings...... LOL

  • HAHAH!! Einstein Re-Born... 2011 version!!

  • just check the Dubai city security system ,which is based on a unique software which name is City IQ, this software is monitoring all the street ,parking,house, policing,hospitals,school,comp­any building everything and operated by one person only, we star using 3G in india , but 7G and 8G already formed and using by tech specalist (hideen & Govt) for spying

  • if u understimate this person knowledge , 20 yrs ago we reached at space and make international space station this not miracle, (technology )beyond what we see in today world,

  • He is 90% right, because I see the technology everyday , lots of our engg in india dont know the spy tech which used universal by techi (highly hide professinals GOV.)

  • Kaun hai yeh chirkut jisne Manishji ko itni zabardast shendi lagayee?

  • VBG really seems to be loosing it and the best part is that the anchor is just there.... agreeing to agree. And besides, Google is a Web Application... not necessarily clouded. Also, data storage in battery... c'mon that would cure AIDS. I thought the guy was really well read and informed..... well maybe you can't be all perfect !!!

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  • VBG really seems to be loosing it and the best part is that the anchor is just there.... agreeing to agree. And besides, Google is a Web Application... not necessarily clouded. Also, data storage in battery... c'mon that would solve AIDS. I thought the guy was really well read and informed..... well maybe you can't be all perfect !!!

  • Sudershan Chakra Jyotish (Unique inUniverse) by Santbetra Ashoka

    (Scj) is a hidden knowledge. There is no scripture available on it. There is only 19 pages literature available in the world on this subject. This knowledge spread by word of mouth only ,So far only three orbits description is available on {Scj } where as there are 14 orbits in it. THE KNOWLEDGE OF 14 CHAKRAS & COMPARATIVE STUDY OF NINE PLANETS IN 168 HOUSES IS UNIQUE IN UNIVERSE. Santbetra @gmail.com: 9990014155/9911062111 INDIA

  • he can direct the next sci-fi movie ...

  • He is relating cloud computing as cloud seeding.

    SIM CARD DATA COPIED TO BATTERY, is height of technology, ha ha ha

  • is this real or fake???

  • so wht should we do ....should we take it out for every half an hour??

    lol

  • hats off for tht interviewer!!

    he has so much patience!!

    not even smiling!!!

    :)

  • Detailed explanation:

    sim card and battery become friends after a while and exchange data and power respectively. That is why battery runs out of charge in some time.

    Cloud are unlimited that's why best to use them for storage, 1000TB per person free.

  • Jaaaliiiiiiiiii insaaann..

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  • WTF!! SIM card data transmitted to batteries!!! OMG! Google=cloud seeding!! Cloud seeding ki, uski situation thi!!! Oh God I need to reset my brain now LOL...humare desh ka durbhagya ye hai ki iske jaise agyani gyan baant rahe hain aur logon ko shendi laga rahe hai...

  • WTF!! SIM card data transmitted to batteries!!! OMG!

  • Uthaale bhagwaan uthaale, is chutiye ko uthaale =))))

  • Heights of Stupidity & waste of time

  • BHAGWAN UTHALE ISKO xD

  • bc isko contact kidhar kar sakte hai mujhe isko BHARAT RATN dena hai

  • cloud LOL , cloud mein baarish aa gayi toh , upar se he is so confident , this is so frikkin epic !!

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  • Subtitles anyone ?

  • common friends you havent seen his CONFIDENCE.

    c that old guy explaining about cloud technology. Ask him what is computer virus. he wud surely say u shud give paracetamol to cure why do u need antivirus s/w.

    bade miyan apke confidence ka jawab nahin, aur apke interviewer ka patience bhi lajawab hai, wah wah.

  • what an innovative person! Completely different way of thinking. Does any body know what he does?

  • bakwasssss ki dukaan

  • But he fails to understand that clouds convert into water and goes into our stomachs, which we piss it out again and it may or may not covert into cloud but will stay in this atmosphere! Now the question remains whether when mixed with human crap, will the data remain intact or not! Google should worry about that.

  • WOW... it is a Technological Revelation for me...!! I am really planning to become his Disciple ... n the best part is the anchor who is so convinced about his Technical explanation that he beleives that the bad weather will cause Data Aberrations in the Cloud...!!!

  • A Very valid point... I wondered if people are Tech-illiterate in Rajesthan and may be even in Sahara... and all of those places that go without a spot of cloud for ages!!!!

  • OMG ROFL He has created his own tech world

  • utter nonsense.....I highly doubt if he's educated or not!!!

  • Cloud Computing ki maa behen ek kar dee !!!!!

  • Kya baat hai,,,,,,Saara data hum cloud mein rakhte hai and then baarish ho gaye to saara data gaya,,,,,lolzzzzzzzzz,,,,Can't stop Laughing :-P

  • This made my day LOL

    hahahahahahahahahhaha

  • What he means is this. America is doing it and India is following it, as our netas are american chaatus. Watch this, you'll know what he's talking about (maybe he went overboard but wat he says about intentions is true). Search in youtube with the name : Ron Paul: A National ID Card? Outrageous!

  • Chut lawda sala. Bastard was once IT commissioner

  • desh ka sabse bada durbhagya tu hai buddhe

  • This guy is such a jack ass...and is soooo public...we must make him the PM

  • @9900267485 I know your phone number....and you can't switch the sim card now...the sim details have been transmitted onto your battery Loooooooooooooool xD

  • hahahahahahahah kahan se leka aaye iss namune ko?

  • ROFL!!!

    PRICELESS!!!

  • holly fk!!!! its really funny!!!

  • dufus

  • this guy is male version of sarah palin.......Only this time, the blabbering quotient is to the power of 10000

  • I hope is he is talking metaphorically when he says 'barrish' in a cloud. Maybe he means - if there is data corruption.

  • WTF !! Google will faint listening to this version of Cloud Storage.

  • stupid fuckers like him are income tax officers in India and he wonders about our country fate :( how can it be any better..

  • I ts not senseless ...sound waves never get destroyed ...he is right i am sure there must be some techinque in america with which they can record the sound waves which were created in the past ....some one told me with this technique even the Mantras chanted almost thousands years before can be recorded .

  • sala baarish ho gaya aur mera sara data garden mein gir gir gaya

  • The host was so damn serious and the old man's cloud was just fucked

    

  • kya chutyapa pel raha hai ???????

    he is illiterate.

  • lolzzz just look at his confidence man on television he is talking whatever comes to his mind....haha room should be locked or data is hack over air!!! good one !!

  • WHYYYY???

    I need my cloud...I'll keep it in safe!! :D

  • ye kaun hai bhai???? Aur iska interview kyou liya hai? interview lene wale ki bhi daad deni padegi.

  • Please write to this person and explain him everything rather than just commenting here. His email ID is viishvabandhu at gmail dot com

  • he is from the future!

  • lol ... who is this guy?

  • Kyooon??

    

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  • hahahahahahahahahah !!!!! WTF hahahahahahahaahah

  • Cloud matlab barish wala? cloud. Are meri bat suniye dhyan se manish ji...

    Matlab aaj mausam kharab hai to aaj download speed kam aaegi. Lekin agar bijli? giri to fir 3g se bhi tez speed aaegi....

    gSaEND UNLIMITED FcREE S M S TO ANY BiODY AT bit.ly\nD5kSa

  • WTF?!

  • Is this guy real?

  • Cloud matlab barish wala cloud. Are meri bat suniye dhyan se manish ji...

    Matlab aaj mausam kharab hai to aaj download speed kam aaegi. Lekin agar bijli? giri to fir 3g se bhi tez speed aaegi....

    ySyEND UNLIMITED FwREE S M S TO ANY BzODY AT bit.ly\nD5kSa

  • oh fuk......wat d hel.......m gonna study engineering all ovr again !

  • @kjanardon1 hhahahaah very true...i tweeted him this link..let him see his true pic

  • Really c the confidence level.. Even he does not know that he is right or wrong. Th

  • I would have totally got this guy on my show if I was still working on it!

  • The 'Kyun' at 0.12 is the highlight of this video. I am amazed by the conviction of this guy that the 'hawa'(air) stays in the room for one hour after the meeting ;-)

  • I didn't know my student will one day feature on Youtube. I am proud of him and it feels so good to see him spread my knowledge.

  • Achha to kya aapne dekha tha jake amarica me ??

  • Kaisa chutiya hain yaar and he was India's former IT commissioner.WTF!!

  • Cloud matlab barish wala cloud. Are meri bat suniye dhyan se manish ji...

    Matlab aaj mausam kharab hai to aaj download speed kam aaegi. Lekin agar bijli giri to fir 3g se bhi tez speed aaegi....

    Hahahaha... :-P

  • Kaisa chutiya hain yaar and he was India's former IT commissioner.WTF!!

  • The 'Kyun' at 0.12 is the highlight of this video. I am amazed by the conviction of this guy that the 'hawa'(air) stays in the room for one hour after the meeting ;-)

  • The Dislikers and Likers have only one thing in their mind, "WTF he is talking?"

  • Chuck Norris, Rajinikanth and Balakrishna started a Cloud Computing project. Their mobiles started emitting Lightning storms and they were able to send Clouds from one place to another in the form of SMSs.

  • I feel like killing some person for the first time :)

  • I have not seen something like this in my whole life. This guy is from some other planet.

  • hillarious!!! unche log unche khyal!

  • bullsit! deprivation of knowledge

    

  • Kash isne yh youtube p apne video k comments parhe hote agr parhe bhi honge to iske hisaab se aisa hoga "yh comments insaano ne nhn aliens ne kiye hai kiyuki unki technology alag aur hamari alag hai"

  • @towaseemonly ya fir aisa "comments to logo ne achchhe diye honge... barish ka mausam hai data change ho gya hoga google cloud pr...."

  • @towaseemonly Hahaha.. Can't stop laughing.. 1st the video & over that you super comments :-)

  • I strongly suspect he is pulling our leg. The man was IT commissioner and seems to be brilliant at his job.

    Listen to him on you tube,

    /watch?v=VsTgAT-YC8s

    Malshe

  • @vcmalshe

    add following part of the link. This stupid site is not accepting full link so I broke it in two parts.Add the usual part h t t p and w w w etc.

  • awesome! made my day!

  • The guy can use these video as evidences of being a dumb person when defamation cases are filed against him by Rahul and Sonia etc..

    

  • We must understand servers affects the environmental effects of cloud computing. In areas where climate favors natural cooling and renewable electricity is readily available, the environmental effects will be more moderate. Thus countries with favorable conditions, such as Finland Sweden and Switzerland are trying to attract cloud computing data centers

  • America me log poti nhi karte aajkal... aaj technology itni hai ki poty karne k liye b computer hote hai waha use aajkal..... kaun hai ye pagal??

  • Fucking asshole...what the hell is he talking about ... my god, pehle isko bhej na chahiyee beyond earth ...

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .. Sim card data enters in mobile's battery.... hahahaha....

  • Cloud is not in the clouds u fool! I hope your new gen kids and grand kids are not morons such as you.