Doug Stanhope on the Pledge of Allegiance and liberty part 2

[jakebreaker]

More than 3 years on the internet, this video has 0 dislikes. Fuck yes.

[DarronTheDamaga]

@jakebreaker fuck yes indeed...

[andrewh817]

@jakebreaker Seriously, that's a fucking achievement in this world of hyper-sensitive, bullshit-driven morons.

[ThaGodWeCreate]

AMERICA......FUCK YEA!

[holm81]

I love the "you got an argument?" They never have. 

[scootaymildo]

@holm81 To be fair i don't thiink the guy was even challenging him, he was just loving his no bullshit approach and wanted to get his 2 cents in

[psbzu]

God like

[Ascaithe]

Good shit.

[finlan9]

will you americans send this man to ireland sometine soon;) all get together and pay for the flight, he can sleep on my couch!!!!!!!!

[physicalgenius]

I simply must see Stanhope live. It's simply a must

[BananaHurricane]

It's funny he mentioned needing a diploma to cut hair. I recently applied for a cashier job at a clothing store in the mall, they require their cashiers to have a college diploma. Four years of college to work as a cashier? The FUCK?

[Nuclearlion73]

In my opinion, this man is the funniest man alive, and DEFINATELY underrated..

[knwitham]

I bet Doug is totally pissed at the comparisons with Bill Hicks. I guess it's meant as a compliment, but I can see how that would get annoying after the second or third time.

Brilliant post btw.

[mussman717word]

I think this bit is one of the greatest things in the world, man. It's almost like Hicks and Stanhope complement each other perfectly. Bill takes down the corporations, Doug unapologetically fucks the government up the ass. George Carlin is great, too. Can't forget about him. The Holy Trinity of Intellectual Comedy, if you will.

[pr0ph3t420]

Good Shit!

[marclepine]

Shut it, dimwit.

[Fukkutah]

@FeelOfFriction: Yeh! and I guess you are the authority on humor!!!

[FeelOfFriction]

Why yes, I am.

[Fukkutah]

Now that's funny!

[FeelOfFriction]

I am the arbiter of humor.

[Fukkutah]

sure you are .. Now shut it!

[bobokk]

If that's what you think of him, who do think is better?

[fifinhota]

Gostava de traduzir o lmao, mas.. não é possível! Dougie a licença de pesca é demais, mano!

[Innize]

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money."

LMAO

[iTellYouNoLie]

I just got a 50$ ticket a few weeks ago!

fuck em

>:P

[Loveseekingmissile]

Doug is awesome.

[fifinhota]

stanhope 2084

[MarcusTheReverent]

words cant express how awesome stanhope is

stanhope 2012

[eldorado61guy]

True MarcusTheReverent.  can't expess

[eldorado61guy]

Sorry this is Three Months off. A compliment. Doug is funny

[ShockGuey5173]

we gotta petition to have Stanhope on the most hilarious show on FOX... O'Reilly Factor. Imagine that! Oraly vs Stanhope, epic!

[69aznboi]

yeah yo o'reillty be'd all like u can't do that its against the law and stanhope be like i do whatever the fuck i want and punch o'rielly in the face

[IndigoPlaedian]

That WOULD be fukin awesome, but Stanhope is too good for television.

[jonesey5168]

TEE VEE could not contain this mans genius...Bill Hicks is smiling in another dimension

[Clembo]

Stanhope used to have a show on Fox. It was some dumb hidden camera show, not like his stand-up.

[ShockGuey5173]

Yeah, you can find it on his Youtube page.

[droppedyursoap]

That would fucking rule. O'reilly, that moronic, baldy, whoring fuck, would get totally pwned from stanhope

[diabolic42090]

I love how he accepts the possible challenge of a heckler's argument.

[johnclavis]

Doug Stanhope is one of a kind. He is the man. All must praise him and throw crumpled $50 bills at him when he performs!

[mussman717word]

@johnclavis

I don't think anybody who truly loves and understands this man's genius philosophy could afford to throw $50 bills at him. Everyone who can, unfortunately, would rather spend it at the mall on a pair of sneakers with rollerblades in the souls (made in china, of course) and/or an overpriced, superjumbo, processed beef taco. The world's fucked, and Stanhope is a mastermind for exposing it so clearly to any asshole who might stumble upon this piece who didn't catch all this before.

[icfnord]

@johnclavis

throw $50 bills. Dude I stick them in his underwear

[RevNTheogen]

@icfnord Throw them rolled up would be more a style that doug and I can both appreciate I think