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  • 5:27 and Mr. Cobain.

    But really, parts of this video were just painful to watch. I think anyone who bitches about Gears 3 needs to be shown this video. Yeah, sawed-offs can be annoying, but I would take a room full of them over re-living this shit.

  • thats just ur connection or hosts connection

  • Gears is an amazing game... but the online sucks... :(

  • 5:10 he thinks he's a bird

  • gears 2 sucks monkey balls!

  • @Mactavish793 have you played it recently cause if you havent you should hey have updated it so the lag is pretty much gone oh and gears 1 sucks everyone is crab walking and doing kung-fu flips out of maps not happening for gears 2

  • gears 2 sucks, gears 1 was epic.

  • quit crying haters

  • lol at 5:06 u stomp the ground

  • wow, i fucking hate kill stealers, how fucking hard is it to tell if its your kill or not, i got somebody down the other day, my teamate took it(of course) and i asked why, and he said he thought it was his, he wasnt joking either, so i dont get anybody with an IQ Above 10 can tell whether its their kill or not.

  • @xResTriicTedx I know its fucking bullshit. It even comes up on your screen as to who downed the enemy, so if it doesnt come up on your screen when the enemy gets downed, its not your down to steal. Simple. Its a shame that theres so many cunts out there that decide to steal anyway for a whole 10 points, bet that made their day, that.

  • BEST MONTAGE EVER!!!

  • This is the end of this series, Gears if fine now, apart from a few minor bugs and the very overpowered shotgun. Also most of this vid was based on terribly laggy matches which was due to bad host selection, but thats completely fixed now :)

  • god i love this game even with its flaws hahaha

  • FAIL

  • i totally agree with mate, i love gears but the things you pointed out here just makes everyone hate it. when its a solid game, i just dont understand why they just dont fix it, honestly the first one was money. why cant this one be ?

  • Gears 1 for life <3

  • no stfu this game suck ass, markgine

  • the first 4 minutes is basically not bullshit,, its only bullshit if your not playing with laggy people

  • @markgine This isn't a bullshit montage. This is an Epic Fail montage

  • thismakes gears of war look bad i know its the point but honestly i probaly get 1 out of 4of5 games being laggy like this.

  • 5:36 You didn't die from your own shotty, you died because the burning vehicle which was right next to you at low health blew up.

  • Thanks captain "explain something everyone knows". Yes, this was from when the game first came out and this wasn't necessarily common knowledge.

  • lag is not nearly as bad anymore

  • True back then damn it was bad

  • Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 FTW!

  • No.

  • the first one you didnt have a gun bc the number of bullets didnt go down it happens to me all the time i got a shitty connection

  • idiots first death is dummy glitch it randomly happens

  • here's the problem: Gears 2 plays on a host using peer to peer connections, of course a dumb idea, it shud like any pc game run on servers! Why do we pay for live? People say for the servers, well WOW if u use p2p u just rip us off. But i still love Gears!

  • your right and it shouldn't be server hit detection it should be client.

  • Thunderbird i love you, you have just summed up why i hate gow online

  • @Thunderbird766 um halo 3 and cod 4 cod 5 and cod mw2 do the same and theres not that much problems with any of these so that cant be the problem

  • 5:10 this locust has nigthmares :S xDD

  • lol you only get into shitty games. And liked the last song scotty doesnt know i heard it in the film: eurtrip

  • lag

  • when i saw the chainsaw part i thought ' how will noobs get kills'

  • oh no :O they will make a crappy forum

  • to be honest I think the TERRIBLE lag now right?

  • Not being able to stop those damn chainsaw bitches with the shotgun is the most annoying shit!

  • Is Internet -_- Helloooo Lagg .-.

  • I would say great call but dont you think i would get less than the full 175 points for the kill and damage to him if someone else had hurt him?

  • When they get back up if they haven't been hurt then you kill them you get the dull 175 points. (:

  • if they went back to the matchmaking from gears 1 it would be a solid game.

  • true that. i wish they would.

  • i beat my self down somehow

  • it lags like this cuz it aint dedicated servers..it runs off hosts and it gives it to anybody.. and sometimes you end up with kids that either lag switch or play on dial up.. and this happens

  • GEARS 2 Worst game ever!!!! lags more than turok online play!!!!!

  • lol 6:55 the locust dress up as cogs and they run in and then they see everyone sittin there and there like dont move and they wont think were alive

  • songs are at end of video

  • 7:00 "carmine i TOLED you to CANCEL the order on the wax statues." " i know but they look so cool!"

  • These problems have been fixed. I play online a lot and the only problem is the poor connection to host lag. Damn free internet doesn't cut it, DSL or higher!

  • what the name of the songs ?

  • 3 6 mafia - stay fly

    n u must have a bad connection if u get this much BS lol, i get alot, but lol 2 ur bad luck lol

  • The vast majority of these were either you being an epic fail, or lag.

    Some were funny though (2 bairds wtf?)

  • lol blew my head off one time with my own shotgun i shot at the wall and the shot didnt fire but i saw the bullet decals so i went over and got upclose only for the gun to have finally have registerd as firing and i kill myself

  • Entered on my birthday but i cant believe u left out where you tag someone with a frag or a torque and it explodes and they dont die

  • I did, you can't put every glitch in one montage, there are too many. I have that in my 5th or 6th epic fail montage.

  • this movie is hilarious

  • Gears of Lag 2 Return of the melee

  • how does ur rank have pictures like that

  • A previous update swapped it from "trueskill" pictured ranks to "exp based" numbered ranks.

  • It was laggy you need a chainsaw when their is that much lag

  • you tickled him at 5:13 or he was just having a fit,

  • Yeah I do kinda suck with a 2.1 K/D in warzone. Here's a novel idea, maybe I was chainsawing because of the ridiculous lag??? nah probably not.

  • press B for win, yep EPIC FAIL.

  • whats first song??? ps gow of lag 2 return of the mele sucks

  • Glitch of Lag 2 is shit

  • i think the ppl falling over probably had the gore off b caues of 2 reasons

    1. Their kids were watching

    2. they are kids with really high strung parents

  • Changing the gore off only affects the person has changed the setting.

  • The teleportation part was funny.

  • close.

    2.1 K/D Warzone

    1.7 execution

    Only two I play much of.

  • bullshit of war 2

  • 412,918 death on horde sike!! you got punished!! even though its a glitch its still pretty funny

  • new update out 23 july huh its still gonna be rubbish do what i did people trade it in at least its still worth a few bucks

  • They're are 2 Bairds at the clip at 7:00. xD

  • this guy drops his shotgun for powerweapons, scrub

  • Are you fucking stupid. Maybe it's so laggy it's beyond use. God get the cock out of your eye.

  • gears of lag 2

  • 5.38. thats cos u shot the tank and u was right enxt to it so the impact of the explosion killed u

  • for any1 who duznt know, if ur crabwalking wen theres no lag, grab onto cover and it shud stop :P

  • meh horde sucks i dont no y anybody plays it-.-

  • i would say mostly cause achievments

  • ahaha I remember the 3rd song from spongebob in like 2nd grade

  • haha i quit after the first month

  • 1:43

    EPIC LOOOOOL

    BTW , the first bug , is happening me all the freaking time <_<

  • lol i love gears of war. your gona love taking ot that gian womrs heart.

  • i agree impalla....but the shotgun can be bull shit lol im very close to quiting the game forever because all that game is now is chainsawing and 2 peiceing it pisses me off

  • try to be different, it's fun,

    and the shotgun, there is no 'can' it is bull

    I do whatever i want in matchmaking,

    just stop caring

  • At the self shotgun death, you were trying to kill tai, so he was probably thinking "well fuck this, that shit hurts!" *CRACKOW* "FUCK YOUR SHOTGUN!"

  • whats the name of the last song?

  • Kid, you love that chainsaw eh? There's other weapons in the game. That shit pisses me off... i mean use it once and a while but when its the only thing i die by it makes me mad, especially watching you use it in this vid.

  • You douchebag, this is a montage from less than 2 weeks after the game came out. I use the chainsaw because these people are fucking sliding all over the place. Are you retarded? Get the penis our of your eye, they cannot be killed with any other weapon. God damn degenerate, that should be obvious, but then your a douchebag.

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  • Every time he chainsawed someone it was in a laggy match. If you don't use a chainsaw in a laggy match you probably won't get any kills at all.

  • he had no other choice since the lag was so terrible he couldnt even shoot weapons.

  • i have played laggy games and i have played non laggy games i guess it depends on who hosts/ server

  • It is official, Gears of War 2 has the worst lag in video game history.

  • wow most of that shit would piss me off lol, Get a new gears 2 disc because none of that shit has happened to me

  • it has nothing to do with the disc

  • LMAO Dude, being Level 3 in this connection is beast lmaoo

  • mega lol 5:34

  • LOL 3:35-3:39 epic fail

    yes everybody knows that 3/4 of gears of war 2 games lag 1/2 of that 3/4 lags like hell and the other 1/2 its a chainsaw-only fighting

    gears of war 2 without lag is fantasy

  • lol epic lag

  • ive played it its not that laggy

  • the update didnt fix much. gameplay still sucks major ass compared to gears 1

  • the newest update for gow 2 FAILED!!!

    the weapons take more damage, you have to wait with the shotgun like 3 seconds to shot after the dodge and the there are still laggs.

    the biggest mistake of epic, i mean they have updated gow 2 about 5 times and they always made it worser

    *sorry if my english isn't errorless*

    that's all i wanted to say

  • actually shotgun takes less shots to kill someone. but yea you got some fucked game that you joined. cause i dont lag like that. 1/10 there would be lag like that. this game fail cause i cant hip fire like the first one.

  • first clip? yeah thats lag look at your bullets same with 2nd

    i just stopped these are all lag

  • it does look like you got a bad connection but some stuff in their is just weird but GOOD NEW !! gow2 had a patch yesterday and fixed all the lag and matchmaking problems so spread the word gow2 is a good game again !!! (apart from the shotty still being slow but meh find new weapons :) )

  • u seriously just have a shitty as hell connection, none of that shit has happened in any of me or my friends games, and almost all of that shit was in gears 1 too, and every online game if you have as shitty a connection as you do

    bloodytimes (4 days ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam lmao is it really like that? Thats friggen hellarious. HUUUUUUGE glitches. ally I never tried Gears 2 online, I only nothing that big. Thank god for Halo :P

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  • u seriously just have a shitty as hell connection, none of that shit has happened in any of me or my friends games, and almost all of that shit was in gears 1 too, and every online game if you have as shitty a connection as you do

  • lmao is it really like that? Thats friggen hellarious. HUUUUUUGE glitches. Personally I never tried Gears 2 online, I only play story mode...I get tiny glitches playing, but nothing that big. Thank god for Halo :P

  • true gow2s campaign is mint , co-op insane is a beastly fun challenge , but online... pfft =/ garbage

    yeah thank god for games like halo and cod4

  • lol 5:08 in story mode, that happened to me to. the guy is like having a seisure FTW?

  • the only reason i continue to wacth this is because of the song (the first one) other than that i cannot continue to watch you lag around the maps and call it an "epic fail" and yes gears of war 2 does have some setbacks but what game dosent?

  • No game has this many issues buddy. You obviosly have not played this game, or if you have, your a complete noob with no idea what your talking about and therefore no right to speak.

  • actually i haven't lag, the most of the matches are with good conection

    they're really nice matches :P

    but when the lag is present is horrible :S

    and the lag switchers sucks >:|

  • OMG LMAO at 5:12!!!

  • whats the name of the first song man?

  • lol stop falling over

  • Gears2 has it's setbacks, and yes, some games ARE better than Gears2 in their own way. But, it is not an epic fail. It's a good game, and fun. Just because some hosts aren't of amazing poportions in connection speed, oh well. A laggy game isn't the end of the world. Also, the game isn't THAT laggy. You are potraying it like Gears2 is a UDP flooder on a disc. Stop using AOL internet, or stop whining.

  • debatable lol... consider the glitches, the fact that EPIC even admitted that they fucked up on the sniper so it hardly ever registers... in principle its a good game but in practice its shit but they are starting to improve it a bit :P

  • Sorry buddy, but the game has crazy stupid lag.

  • EPIC ruined an amazing game

  • you blindfire like a maniac lol this vid made me laugh so hard XD

  • yea sure gears of war 2 lags on me and i get so mad that i want throw the game on the floor and scream u lagg to much!!!!!and i lose my rank and get mad agen and throw the game out the window but when im in a match that dosent lagg i get happy

  • I traded in my GOW2 and bought back my GOW1 and when i started playing it, it was the best feeling ever. no lag, my shotty could actually stop someone from chainsawing me. I wanted to play execution so guess what, I fuckin searched for a execution room and joined. it was amazing.

  • and whats more no-1 rllyu two pieces that much!!! PLAYER ARE ACTUALlY GOOD ON GEARS 1

  • AHAhaahaha good joke, continue

  • :P lol fucking gears 2 i regret putting my name as this XD

  • its a good game but its just so fucked up in so many ways

  • That's exactly how I feel.

  • the update has come and it still fails. just everything about the B button and everything about grenades (ink/smoke/frag) are horribly unbalanced

  • @ 5 min your shotty was hitting the ground. they fixed that now. once it finally hit him he fell.

  • i agree Gears of War 2 equals EPIC FAIL..... so great job EPIC. There is an old saying if it aint broke dont fix it! and gears 1 was amazing so all they had to do was improve, not rape an amazing game.

  • ya man when it laggs like that...its called some1 using a lag switch they have a button on their modem and it laggs everyone in the game except them then they go around kill everyone turn it off and then they get bunch of kills honestly....PS3 4 LIFE

  • No you don't know what a lag switch/button does obviously. It makes it so that you cannot possibly defend yourself. Your teamates will be running into walls and every shot you take will be a blank because it reality, your player isnt moving. Whats in this video is just plain lag. I killed people which is proof that it's not a lag switch.

  • shit like that never happens to me u just need a better connection but i still hate when u shoot some1 when they have their chainsaw out u cant stop them but they are suppost to have a patch that fixes that

  • epic needs to fix their game so bad thank god 4 the new update which will only leave about 50 problems

  • yeah gears 2 is fucking ratarded i just restarted playing gears1

  • plays gears 1 don't touch gears 2. Show them we don't play shit. this is unacceptable in this day and age.

  • Gotta love that bullshit. This game is so fucking inconsitent and it can't make up it's fucking mind on every situation that involves a one on one battle. Fucking. Horrible. Can't wait till the patch, wait, no, I can, because Epic will fuck that up too.

  • Hahaha fucking love it <3

  • How do you make such vid ? I would like to do some like that.

  • We should get a petition going to show EPIC that fans prefer Gears 1 to 2. Its much more fun and less problematic.

  • whoever says its Ops connection due to poor connection is a dumb ass.. I own varies of MP games COD4 WaW Ureal etc etc. Then when I play Gears 2 I'll play up to 10 matches and 5 of them. 5!! not one or 2, but FIVE!! would be Laggy ass fuck... Fuck you for those who say gears 2 ain't broken.

  • beast montage lol gears 1 is much better

  • the only reason it lags u dumb fucks is a very simple anwser u have fucking nerdy usa's being the host or ur so poor u have to have dial up internet

  • No one uses dial-up for any xbox live game, it will not let you sign into xbox live if your connection is dial-up, or just too laggy to play online.

  • no, it actually lags because of the pointless matchmaking (which always picks the worst hosts) and there no migrating servers and people bridge and standby.

  • exactly. I never lag in halo or Gears of War like I like in Gears of War 2.

  • preach man preach

  • I feel like im on crack wen i play this game...

  • Hey at least you didnt waste 60 quid on a BRAND NEW, secruty sealed etc , game, to put the code for the gold lancer in, to have the download get an error half way through, and it already 'deducted the code' from my account, now i can't re-enter my fucking code to restart the download!!

  • Check your download history and try restarting the download. It should be there.

  • yeah gears 2 is garbage

    gears1 ftw!

  • gears of war 1 sucked. this shit sucks more.  Suck a cock CliffyB

  • yep they froze there screens were moving but on ur screen there wernt gow 2 is an EPIC FAIL!!!!!!! and the online will b 4ever

  • Does this stuff happen in most of the servers or just in a few ones?

  • You are a little kid try to say that you dont like the game , butt sorry man most of the things are yourre own fould , i mean you are lagging like hell, ok i am lagging somethimes aswell but not that hard and thats one out of 100 games , i think you should get a life , instead of trying to break a good game down

  • gears of war 2 is a good game but it sometimes has laggs like these and i heard that its going to be fixed on about the time halo 3: odst is going to come out and you guys should read the description before calling this guy a cry baby or whatver you said and if you don't like gears of war 2 get left 4 dead or call of duty world at war they are both great games =P

  • Nah it is the game, considering that 50 percent of the people who play have experience this.

  • Sorry for double post but I mean don't question the guy's skill when the game is so laggy it's unplayable.

  • I don't get how he can be a scrub at the game when he can't even play the game in the first place...I don't have it yet, I'm getting it for xmas but all the complaints are givin me second thoughts.

    I mean...seriously? You call him a scrub when the game actually makes him kill himself with his own shotgun?

  • well, i for one have a great connection! My problem is that im european, and that means lag in EVERY FUCKING MATCH WE PLAY! Fuck you Epic for even releasing this pease of shit! Fuck you for the chainsaw, Fuck you for all the glitches and fuck you for not even admitting that you screwed up! Allso, there is no skills required in this game what so ever! Chainsaw, Boomer, flamer, tags, mortar, hammer, mulchar, and two piece!

  • it is clearly lagg u have a crappy connection, we like gears so u can fuk off !!

  • "we" being less than 50% of the people who have played it. I like how those who are a noob enough to enjoy Gears of War 2 find that insulting is their best way to defend their game. While I never started insulting people who like the game or the game itself. Even when I said that most of these glitches are funnier than they are annoying and that Gears 2 can be a solid game, yet this kid is tellign me to fuck off. Another noob 12 year old who enjoys the chainsaw.

  • Damn I agreed with what you just said until you called him "Another noob 12 year old who enjoys the chainsaw."

    That's a pretty mediocre insult.

  • Not really, it's true. You mean you don't get all of these noob kids who obviously haven't had their balls drop yet, telling you that your a noob? Halo was the worst game, but gears of war isnt far from it.

  • Tried to reply fightclubz, not delete your last post, but yeah, try to own him? I don't care what anyone thinks. I say what I want to say, whether I'm "owning" them or not.

  • what you talkin bout halo being the worst game. Your probably a scrub at it as well as all the people who dont like gears because theyre not good at it. All games have lag when they first come out. People think if a game is not easy to play then it is a bad game.