You will respect my authoriTAH. Check out some cool Cartman ringtones: Hit up amazon and search for "Deblume Cartman"or type "Cartman Deblume" into itunes ringtones on your iPhone.
I've actually been diagnosed with Tourettes Syndrome, but I have a mild case, so I don't have the effect of blurting out obscenities from nowhere... doesn't mean I don't though. :P
Justin is such an awesome kid, I remember when I used to rewatch this video like 20 times a day. I'll keep that time in my heart forever. I have Justin's phone number too, I was able to talk to him last month. I've posted the number on my profile if anyone wants it.
Lool This fat mother fucker finally got what he deserved. A golden ticket that allows him to swear as much times as he likes without getting in trouble hahahaaaha
dude this fucking episode is hilarious. "yeah!, Piss out your ass on kyles moms fat fucking jew face! oh *ahem* excuse me, that was a bad one" rofl!!!
my cousin and i touched each others AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i mean my cousin and i touched each others WIIIIIIIIEEENNNEEEERSSS/ WINTER! WINTER is a cold time of year =))
Cartman makes South park south park!
KingOystar 3 weeks ago
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xblindside7290 3 weeks ago
he is sooooooo happpppy <3
Hoodnasty0 1 month ago
I started to cry laughing when he said that song
stelth90 2 months ago
what episode?
theCHA70 2 months ago
@theCHA70 YOUR AN DUMB ASS
Supershicfan360 2 months ago
@Supershicfan360 YOUR A FUCKER ILL DESTROY YOU
theCHA70 2 months ago
@theCHA70 well i got a girlfriend and you don't :P
Supershicfan360 1 month ago
@Supershicfan360 Nigger
theCHA70 1 month ago
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@theCHA70 PISS OUT OF YOUR ASS RIGHT ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE!
VongolaAQW223 1 month ago
@theCHA70 11x8 Le Petit Tourette.
macrons593 1 month ago
you forgot titty sprinkles.
nosubstituteforyou 3 months ago
Donkey Boner!
legomanic342 3 months ago 2
I come here to see video’s not pictures.
Try again or stay away from You tube!
2060George 3 months ago
If I can say ass fart I would be so happy
freemoney911 3 months ago
Ass licker dick face
hungryhungrymetroid 3 months ago
-_- top comment
theDAMNEDproductions 4 months ago
Tampon dickshit!
AL985 4 months ago
I'm kind of scared hearing cartman so happy.it means bad things XD
Nubiex7 5 months ago 36
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jenna5432 5 months ago
i remember when this came out i was dying of laughter xD love it
SchwarzerMannn 6 months ago
cool
ivoryandnicky 6 months ago
one of my favorite episodes
degrassiisawesomeful 6 months ago
What episod is this??? Someone PLEASE TELL ME!!! :)
brynnisawesome 7 months ago
@brynnisawesome Le Petite Tourettes
salemhalls 7 months ago
@salemhalls Thanks :)
brynnisawesome 5 months ago
@brynnisawesome The Tourettes Episode.
WWEandRobloxRulez247 5 months ago
@WWEandRobloxRulez247 I found out a month ago but thanks haha :)
brynnisawesome 5 months ago
@brynnisawesome ARRRRHHHHH >:O
xD Jk Mk.
WWEandRobloxRulez247 5 months ago
@WWEandRobloxRulez247 I Didn't Know It Was Called "The Tourettes Episode"
awesomeman 4 months ago
@brynnisawesome le petite tourette
mitchypooz100 5 months ago
i got a bf3 alpha code !
sand0609 7 months ago
@sand0609 sandy!!! its devon!
spitefire1012 7 months ago
MY COUSIN AND I TOUCH EACHOTHERS WEINERRRRSSS WEINERRRRRSSS...
sisman4132 7 months ago
really cartman???
baileylovesgimp 7 months ago
aaaaaaah shit!
TheHaxman999 7 months ago
Sure hope he doesn't confuse it with a yellow card if he plays football
mattyh50 7 months ago
Lliterally 2 seconds in I was cracking up.
Videot01 8 months ago
lol
Targetman18 8 months ago
10 people wanted that toy.
hungryhungrymetroid 8 months ago
PISS! PISS! PISS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!
YEAH, YEAH! PISS OUT OF YOUR ASS ALL OVER KYLE'S MOM'S FACE!
Woaah.. im sorry.. that was a big one
PEN1oli 8 months ago 40
@PEN1oli you mean, PISS OUT OF YOUR ASS RIGHT ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE!
randomguy2OOO 2 months ago 3
my cousin and i touched weeeee......weeee.....winter.....winter is the cold time of the year!.......i wet my bed last wrahhhhhhh!
gluttony32 9 months ago
"MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIIIEEENERS!!!"
Alexthegreatbelgian 9 months ago 3
MEXICAN STICKY BALLS!
speedyboy2000 9 months ago 2
I used to sing this to my professor when i cheated.
Siriousness 9 months ago 2
what episode is that
lightwize 9 months ago
@lightwize Le Petit tourettes
ember13dp 9 months ago 3
@ember13dp thx
lightwize 9 months ago
@lightwize la petit tourette's
EvilColeMcgrath 9 months ago
ASSLICKER CUMBALLS!
booboojr67 10 months ago
I've actually been diagnosed with Tourettes Syndrome, but I have a mild case, so I don't have the effect of blurting out obscenities from nowhere... doesn't mean I don't though. :P
ChaotixMachine 10 months ago 2
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Justin is such an awesome kid, I remember when I used to rewatch this video like 20 times a day. I'll keep that time in my heart forever. I have Justin's phone number too, I was able to talk to him last month. I've posted the number on my profile if anyone wants it.
jbphone1 10 months ago
... lol
grfff3 10 months ago
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TipsOrTricks 10 months ago
PISS OUT MY ASS AND ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S JEW FACE!
911fob 11 months ago 6
8 people work for family guy
kaikaidia6 11 months ago
Cock Sucker dick head SHITT!
FloengFilms 11 months ago
Katrman sings goodly
meowth900 11 months ago
I got raped on a japanese subway
onetthome 1 year ago
I saw this episode. SHEYIT!
5up3r4554551n 1 year ago
He opened a Willy Wonka chocolate bar i guess...
dethklok745 1 year ago
@dethklok745 no.
MattyBurr 1 year ago
@MattyBurr Oh
Well thats the only thing you can get a golden ticket on
Anyways Cartman loves candy ^^
dethklok745 1 year ago
@dethklok745 Have you even seen this episode?
MattyBurr 1 year ago
@MattyBurr yea but im just jk dude take a joke for once :I
dethklok745 1 year ago
@MattyBurr it's the one where he fakes torettes
HORRORLUVR1 11 months ago
@Steakandbacon200 The Episode's name is 'Le Petit Tourette' Season 11, Episode 8.
YoukoTaichou 1 year ago
I absolutely hate his new voice. But he's still cool.
MattitudeEra 1 year ago
hahaha i love cartman <3
CandisXmon 1 year ago
8 people dont have a golden ticket
arsalanche 1 year ago
7 people are in lack of a golden ticket.
uberCharlie7552 1 year ago
What episode
noahbolton00 1 year ago
@noahbolton00 Season 11 episode 8 ''Le Petit Tourette''.
indestructiblePZ 1 year ago
why did you disable the embedding?
JsEstar 1 year ago
some one should make some kind of remix from this so its longer, right??
so it becomes a longer song cuz the others are lame
denniszegthoi 1 year ago
What episode is this?
NotNormalNorris 1 year ago
@MrPcent dude you're so retarded it's not even funny..
Tyler106334122 1 year ago
"i've got another racist idea"
bobbery123 1 year ago
I love Cartman he is my favorite south park character
resdsox1 1 year ago
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@resdsox1 mine too
azart61 1 year ago
ahahaha. He is bad but I love that!
2871lola 1 year ago
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GrovyleThief 1 year ago
what episode is this
crazyred111 1 year ago
@crazyred111
Le Petit Tourette, season 11
C0reyTaylor8 1 year ago
omg i love you Eric! <3
CandyCamy 1 year ago
Lool This fat mother fucker finally got what he deserved. A golden ticket that allows him to swear as much times as he likes without getting in trouble hahahaaaha
PSTRIPPLEE 1 year ago
listen to the dreidel song if you love cartman i hate kyle
harry1897 1 year ago
cartman is pure awesomeness
DonEvano 1 year ago
@DonEvano cartman is pure something - it begins with an a but it isnt awsomeness
jamreaper 1 year ago
haha, my dad was singingit so i pulled it up every one laughed hahahaha
tessfuery 1 year ago
WTF does this have to do with your username?????????
mark29072907 1 year ago
love this funny
Latoyabadbitch 1 year ago
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jonshanks 1 year ago
I won $200 off a scratcher today and automatically started singing this!! lol
zacksfl530 1 year ago 154
1 year ago 56
i fukin love cartman!!!!!!
wenight34 1 year ago
PISS OUT MY ASS!!
DaniloCamargo 1 year ago 124
@DaniloCamargo YEAH< PISS OUT HIS ASS ALL OVER KYLES MOM FAT JEW FACE
shaneymane15 1 year ago
@DaniloCamargo Yeah, Piss outta his ass onto kyle's mom's fat Fucking jew face! XD
scripterSTEF951 11 months ago
@DaniloCamargo YEAH! PISS OUT YOUR ASS RIGHT ON KYLE'S MOM JEW FACE!
SuperGameGenie 7 months ago
OH NO ITS CHRIS HANSEN!!!! WHY DONT YOU TAKE A SEAT? *bang!* THERE ARNT REALY BROWNIES!! *bang!*
bionicleboy97 1 year ago 3
omg i <3 this song!!!!! AND CARTMAN IS THE GOLDEN TICKET TO THE CANDY BAR!!!
hammiezrule 1 year ago
i've got a golden ticket aswel ;) to fucking leeds fest!!!
AndyGCowburn 1 year ago
cartman kicks asssssss!!!
(he rocks) :D
alperenjkl 1 year ago 3
"Hey, don't you wanna buy that toy?"
"I don't need the toy! I found something better!"
LMFAO!
muffinsrock54 1 year ago 3
ROFL epic..
Mabozarichy123 1 year ago
*ding* I've got a golden tickkeetttt
CarrotHead34 1 year ago
lol i sing this everytime i win something!
bowarrful 1 year ago 2
what episode is that from?
MrPokemonPenguin 1 year ago
@MrPokemonPenguin S11 E08 Tourette Syndrom... Piss out my ass
hoizdone 1 year ago
its from le petit tourette
dariusiscool77 1 year ago
i got a golden ticket , LoL xD xD
SessizKiz95 1 year ago
fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
para35more 1 year ago
@Hornproduction that wasnt funny
Dis777Ease 1 year ago 3
haha which episode is this?
tamambi 1 year ago
@tamambi Season 11 Le Petite Tourette.
xJadiex97667 1 year ago
i got d golden ticket !
Synboob 1 year ago
I got a golden tickettt! I got a golden twinkle in maah eye!
MrAnonymous9898 1 year ago 3
lmao 2 funny
Tigger4848 1 year ago
haha cartman makes southpark cool!
karkazakun 1 year ago
willy cartman, willy cartman
Saga102 1 year ago
yes!
razzanick 1 year ago
Cartman's voice sounds different. Is it less hoarse?
19TimiT91 1 year ago
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South Park still the best show out there. Just saw it online at lastnightstvshows (.) com
unsightlytroupe1 1 year ago
that episode is so awesome:p
isn't it awesome having tourette's
deDalaiLama 1 year ago
Cartman-Funniest
Kenny-Coolest
Stan-Idk
Kyle-Idk
Flipazn777 1 year ago
@Flipazn777
Kyle - Jewishest
Stan - Normalest. (he is pretty fcking normal)
Squishyy123 1 year ago
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OMG this is my fav xD
pixelcascante 1 year ago
OMG this is my fav xD
pixelcascante 1 year ago
Had this song stuck in my head ever since this episode aired...
Lux355 1 year ago
XD ah this episode was one of my favorites. you gotta love cartman
JDfanforever 1 year ago
i loved Chris Hanson in the episode.. "have a seat right over there"
shady9206 1 year ago
i would be soooo happy
TigerRuby5 1 year ago 3
I almost died laughing when Cartman said "mexican stinky balls!".
Steelidea 1 year ago
dude this fucking episode is hilarious. "yeah!, Piss out your ass on kyles moms fat fucking jew face! oh *ahem* excuse me, that was a bad one" rofl!!!
bloodhoun116 2 years ago 2
sounds like something from disney lol
mugendc5r 2 years ago
Donkey boner!
Matmerismo 2 years ago
what are the chords for this melody - ive been trying to figure it out, but i cant and its killing me...
RASMOOSEM 2 years ago
gooooooooood
vencacz12 2 years ago
'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye I've got a golden chance to make my way!! lol epic
jazukun88 2 years ago
thats not how it goes
joedude967 2 years ago
then sing it ooo mystic singer
jazukun88 2 years ago
i was just jokin around :p
joedude967 2 years ago
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what episode is this?
wwedxecw 2 years ago
La Tourette
AngelLuluDevil 2 years ago
La petit tourett
lasseeb 1 year ago
hey Wendy. DUMB BITCH! =)
andrei7227 2 years ago
This episode is one of the best ever!
SilverDaBastard 2 years ago 3
i love the part of a golden twinkle in hes eye.
smo0ke 2 years ago
he harmonizes with his own voice... O_O
booradleyF5 2 years ago 2
With the way creg acts, i think he has a dirty little secret....
Death60Note60Kira60 2 years ago
my cousin and i touched wieners LMAO
lolzordje123 2 years ago 2
winter! winter is such a cool season!
LatinKingzzz 2 years ago
ME AND MY COUSIN TOUCHED WIENER- WIEAA- WIEANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
That is so fucking awesome in this one x''D
xBadass 2 years ago 3
my cousin and i touched each others AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i mean my cousin and i touched each others WIIIIIIIIEEENNNEEEERSSS/ WINTER! WINTER is a cold time of year =))
andrei7227 2 years ago 4
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1996softballgirl 2 years ago
I know Craig was always like this in the episode: I would be so happy.
TheMoorwen 2 years ago
Great ep, I love Craig in this one
theoXdore 2 years ago
season 11, "le petit tourette." you won't see it on comedy central anytime soon, cause they wont bleep any of the words out.
TheMarioman512 2 years ago
lol, what episode number is this?? i wanna watch it!! :D
griffinboio 2 years ago 4
i dont know but its the one where the kid has tourettes
Doomdude999 2 years ago
this is the most hilarious thing ever
greyreview 2 years ago 2
" i secretly want to make love to patti neson , patti nelson!" that epsiode will remain classic forever
Jonneymc420 2 years ago
i fukin love cartman!!!!!!
FunkyDonky56 2 years ago 106
@FunkyDonky56 who doesn't ? XD
xtazy115 1 year ago
if o coild say stupid dushbag to the teacher i woeld be soo happy xd
gnobudy 2 years ago 3
I freaking love Cartman, he's awesome. I love his singing!!!
Kylefan12341 2 years ago 5
I love this episode.
I love it when he says "Piss out of your ass onto Kyles mums big fat Jewish face"
xIIBuZZKiLLIIx 2 years ago 4
I've found a bronze ticket XO
MrPurpleShark 2 years ago
I LOVE how cartmans' singing :D
FlauschRara 2 years ago 7
if i could say tittysprinkles on national television, i would be soooooo happy.
heehee, i <3 craig. :D
btw i have this song on my phone. XD but i recorded it really loud.
KupoImAMoogle 2 years ago 2
me and my cousin touched weeners!!!!
janspawn 2 years ago 9
I love Butters in the bathroom. "Y-you and your cousin touched weiners?"
Kylefan12341 2 years ago 13
Big tiddies i wet my bed last night thomas and kyle OH SHIT!
SammyMorris2015 2 years ago
geniaal xD
DJterrorblitz 2 years ago