Flight of the Conchords Ep 8 'A Kiss is Not a Contract'

[heykalinababe19]

ITS BOOBTAG!!!!!!!!! NOT POOTANG WAT THE HELL I THAT????

[DoubleSteezeBurger]

@heykalinababe19 its poontang you guys are all stupid boobtag wtf is that

[ElenaLynseypm61]

hmz I am always in the mood for some fun

[imyumi]

Jermaine's low voice is the sexiest thing. I don't know why everyone likes Bret better :S

[Landon139]

@imyumi Bret's beard is woven of heartache and his higher voice tickles pink clouds of cotton candy that make strawberry rain.

That's why.

[dmjj99]

@imyumi 1:47.. just wow <3

[AndersRDH]

gotta love Brett's face the first time he sings "i'm only one man... baby"

[azt129]

hey it's joe!

[idansim1]

when is the next album!?!?!?!?!

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@MrCrisby222 Yeah but sometimes you're just not into it.

[DeliaGoldadu495]

so Your little princess is here to please you

[MrCrisby222]

Ok now im getting mixed signals because last time a checked you wanna do a little sumthin' for all the ladies

[GeorgeGavin1]

Is there a live version of this?

[ericcartmansh]

Love how this song is sung by the guy but is totally how girls look at these situations!!

[suke78787]

@ericcartmansh ... and that would be the joke

[PeteWentzRocks96]

Oh sweet, sweet, naive Bret and Jemaine. They don't realize that by telling us ladies that we can't have them, it only feeds our already insatiable lust for their sugar lumps. XXD

[Friendlytoe]

When Jo got outta her fatty phase

[adamkillu123]

I watched and listened to this and thought how beautiful music is.

then I went and masturbated into a sock.

[RustyX94]

@adamkillu123

That must have hurt

[MR0806]

@adamkillu123 You made me cough up my chocolate XD

[TheJtf1234]

i when i first heard this thought it was a kiss is not a cunttract which fits in with the nature of the song oddly

[WilliamDevil96]

124 people clearly think a kiss is a contract

[rockies55]

god the whistling in this song is perfectly timed and perfectly executed! really takes it to the next level

[PowerpuffZ123]

Jemaine..why couldn't you have fell in love with me TwT soo sexy

[democraticpenguin]

Its denise from SCRUBS! sweet!

[andreabaer1]

Sweet!!!

[BeyondGoodandAsian]

I love how she leaves after the song. XD

[Klikko2000]

I think Jemaine is the only man that has made me fall in love with another guy without being gay.

[Itakeonlinesurveys8]

Kinda reminds me of the best friend song Ed Helms sings in Hangover.

[cydsmile101]

Hahaha, lol. :D

[annataria92]

Am I the only one who thinks Jermaine looks pretty good in this video? :)

[zedzo]

@annataria92 Jermaine always looks good!

[BonnyBintuBonita]

Wonderful ,, Flower

[MSXXY69]

Why is life not a musical comedy?

[musiclover3497]

What always amazes me is the fact that these guys are so freakin funny, yet they're so musically talented.

[internetcashcow1]

In one single word�.FANTASTIC music video!

[SageExtreme]

She's from Scrubs and the new show Happy Endings which are both halarious.

[TravaTalksSmack]

Beans and rice always gets me the dick.

[TheGoldWatch]

Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band doesn't mean it's all about pootang

[MrSt3ve]

@TheGoldWatch pootang? is that the male version?

[Armadyldo]

Just because you've been exploring my

mouth

Doesn't mean you get to take an

expedition further south

[samadhi5757]

I miss these guys... couldn't believe they didn't come back for another season or two... could have been 5 or 10 for me!

[mcdrunkin]

@samadhi5757 they are still making music the Flight will continue

[miamidolphins3488]

@samadhi5757 They ran out of material from what ive read, but could be back for another season if this changes



[ScottishFolkMusic]

"They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven"  Hahaha Awesome:D

[Zoodhof]

124 women didn't get any sugar...

[IISolveII]

POONTANG



[KingRaven101]

wait... isn't that the crazy bitch intern from Scrubs?

[MrSuperxcite]

it sure is

[hoykirsten]

who the FUCK disliked this

[karl1357]

But shes soooo pretty <3

[pepway]

124 people disagree and think a kiss is actually a contract???

[Evulrabbitz]

@pepway

Too bad it isn't :'<

[faint255]

this episode was hysterically funny. best part is when she gets brett to sleep with her and argued she needs to get laid because she was going to afganistan for a black ops mission and may die. Does anyone know which season this episode was on?

[nintexu]

@faint255 season 2

[ketchup7717]

@faint255 its season 1 there was only two seasons

[foulbeershits]

She's so hot, she's making me sexist.

[Lariekoekje]

They're actually, secretly, really dreamy. XD

[dchris1990]

guys i feel so insecure. i'm in a library and all the girls are looking at the junk in my trunk!

[mroxy101]

/watch?v=99OzdwLoBcc <--- put that after youtube . com and see if its similar ;)

[jasonsteel1002]

@mroxy101 well most of these songs are spoofs of different styles like foux de fu fu is a joke of a type of old french movie style

[limesuperman]

@mroxy101 "kiss is not a contract" is obviously a reference to that video. i'm sure it's intentional :)

[kllgn2]

hahhahaha..... brett's the bitch

[manchesterunited1013]

mmmm.....VERY NICE!

[GreaterSun]

123 people were pushed into more than a kiss.

[Xavier21358]

denise!

[flothefish]

Is it me or is Bret wearing guyliner in this video?

[FlopsyDiggins]

Two characters from Scrubs I have sen in this show :D

[xavkiller78]

@FlopsyDiggins the indian racist who doesnt sell a apple to a kiwi and this girl ;) not ?

[FlopsyDiggins]

@xavkiller78 correct! Two great shows :D

[xavkiller78]

@FlopsyDiggins y that true !!!!

[MrJeanSarkozy]

@xavkiller78 stfu and eat your kiwi already

[xavkiller78]

@MrJeanSarkozy stfu ??? = Silly Tonkawonka's Funny Underwear.

[MrJeanSarkozy]

@xavkiller78 stfu = Shut The Fuck Up.

Motherfucking kiwi!

[dollfun123]

whistle in the wind---------------

[FabuleuxFab88]

I'm fed up with women staring at my sugarlumps, why won't they just look into my eyes :(

[slitherinprincess2]

@FabuleuxFab88 yeah well im fed up with men staring at my boobs

[FabuleuxFab88]

@slitherinprincess2 are they big? µI wanna see them :P

[stupidstudz]

Women need to think of more than just sex, I'm more than just a sex toy I need love too =(

[MegaMrturkey]

I am sick of women just using me for pleasure! and after that just roll over and go to sleep! I want to climax also!

[EndCat47]

im so tired of women and their sex filled minds!

[DrSquiresMD]

Its very nice!

[spike0000001]

is that dr mahoney offa scrubs?

[vlinderstrik]

@spike0000001

I also thought that

[PeetaBread]

my eyes are up here you female!

[TomFrankSurfs]

I'm glad women can finally see the error of their ways through song. I don't know how many times i've had to tell a woman to stop looking at Kenneth Noisewater and my sugarlumps. My eyes are up here! Not in my pants! Sometimes it's like they're not even listening.

[tictactoehichachoe]

Men look for more than sex in a relationship, women need to understand and respect that.

[cliveay]

hahahaha

[Blueman2805]

@tictactoehichachoe lol no we dont

[TokyoPoliceClub4life]

ALL women are perverts. they just men for our sugar lumps in the front and our rumps :(. I can't go out in public wearing my comfy yoga pants without getting my junk stared at

[99sd3763]

@TokyoPoliceClub4life They're just shocked at the tenuity of your member.

[RhyleyhsRidley]

@99sd3763 i had to use google to find out what in the world you were saying.

[freegmstatus1122]

123 people didn't make it to pants paradise

[dwalker4life]

i swear thats what i said before i broke up with my ex before i knew this song.

[NowhereManStudios]

@KatTheGinger its a joke you dumbass... thats the point of the song...

[4ustr4li4]

@KatTheGinger um i think the guy s being sarcastic :/

[drwholass1018]

123 women thought a kiss WAS a contract

[TheBhoyJoe]

In a perfect world this is how everyone would hold their cigarettes...0:58

[nelsatan]

What's up with her stupid dance at 1:06?

[lilah012]

@nelsatan She's dancing that way in imitation of Jane Birkin. It's a direct parody of the Serge Gainsborough/Jane Birkin duet music video... they also had white outfits and hearts swirling in the back...

[AshtonGilbert00]

they just want our Sugar Lumps and our Sexy Man Bits...But i did say i wanted to do something for all the ladies of the world.

[TrentYamasaka]

Hater to be the one to do this but...123 people think it is a contract

[guiltyspark96]

@TrentYamasaka 123 people can go suck a dick, flight of the conchords are not to be dissed =)

[farmaggiothegrate]

For some reason Jemaine reminds me of Dr. Phil in this song.

[uniongolfer33451]

Was she in the last, shitty, season of Scrubs?

[TrentYamasaka]

@uniongolfer33451 unfortunately...

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

@uniongolfer33451 yes but she was also in the season before. And it wasn't that bad honestly.

[ROBFLYBOYZ]

Its just like a women. Theyre only after us for our sugar and our man bits.

[shelbcobra666]

it wont get u in pants paradise

[MrAntihollywood]

i love bret

[m6ttie666]

she speaks so black teeheeeheeeee

[tarrin92]

ironic!

singing about their abstinence, and i have never been more attracted

[deesmateen]

You are telling me that a kiss is not a contract?!?! where were you 15 minutes ago FOTC.... wow talk about end of semester regrets to get an A....

[hawvichorst2]

Women are such pigs

[LaHuerca]

@hawvichorst2 Yes.... yes we are. And I'm admitting it!

[Hoyhhh]

They just tease :c

[FokkenPrawn]

the girl at the start plays the same character in scrubs haha

[guinivereXbloodgood]

Bret why you so sexy.

[onionmon]

pants paradise.

[fwoshi]

I can't take anyone who says "Gimme a little summ-summ" seriously.

That being said, I love this song and Flight of the Conchords.

[DeaniusDaGenius]

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WARNING: Some of the language used is NOT politically correct. May offend Namby Pambies, Hoity Toities and other weak-minded bastards!

[AmIFreakyEnough]

121 had definitively no sugar

[Kennymxc]

what happened to them being an acoustic folk band? =[

[mav6771]

Girls don't like me. But I love this song

[farmaggiothegrate]

I love how Jemaine is just....there....

[DumperTruck333]

A KISS IS NOT A CONTRACT

[Hitlerrrchan]

i wish women would stop looking at me like i'm just a piece of meat. there's more to me then just a penis and balls. :(

[KarmicCH]

@Hitlerrrchan Great name. It really reflects your sensitivity... Haha ;)

[8fortynine]

@Hitlerrrchan are all these guys on here gay?

[ladykiller85]

@Hitlerrrchan Hahah agreed. It's always about sex with them, but they turn it around and try to convince us we're the ones with the problem. lol

[dwalker4life]

@Hitlerrrchan dude get i life and cut down on ur emotions.

[Hitlerrrchan]

@dwalker4life i've heard of ilife but i can't afford it macfag. >:C

[Lighter03]

@dwalker4life Their joking and acting like women do you dumb shit lol

[saggley]

these guys are so lucky to have the talent they have

[bernie23232323232323]

chick from scrubs

[jackiejane123]

Well yeah, Bret's a class act. It takes more than burritos to get with him. Jeez, lady.

[nightswondergirl]

they are two sexy men..

[ladykiller85]

@Dukesy50 Haha, Ive never noticed the like and dislike counters, Im always like "WTF are these ppl talking about?" lol

[pearlywhites82]

@ladykiller85 LOL. This made me laugh so much. I would have been really confused if I didn't see the counters either.

[gingababe1]

nice whistling

[1701910]

They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven ohoh---

[CollardBacco]

Bret reminds me soooo much of my uncle

[StopWatchingGetALife]

@CollardBacco Please, introduce me to your uncle!

[studonovan]

@CollardBacco Thanks for sharing.

[funkmaster127]

Bret and Jeremaine are my heros anytime i need a good laugh

[chaospoison6]

<3333333 oh gosh im in love

[gamingurl10]

@yoimdanigga Lol ur not the only 1! My BF started singing that to me... it was hilaious!

[Safetylast08]

I'd like to score that goal in his jockey. no homo.

LOL, fo real tho that was the shit

[SebastainRLathangue]

"You'll find no sugar.."

[ScOrPiioOX]

well, I think it's business time !!!

[dreamygrl13]

this is still my favorite one from them

[Juston007]

lol at yoimdanigga. genius!

[Fosterscloseclan]

omg i melt listening to jermaine's voice <3

[Je23Sus]

HATERZ Dx

[Drumwannabe17]

Is it just me or is the chick at the beginning Dr. Mahoney from Scrubs?

[elijah620]

@Drumwannabe17 It is her, but this is before she was even on scrubs

[RandaPanda093]

Has no one noticed that thats the girl from scrubs?

[RandaPanda093]

Whoa! is that the chick from scrubs?

[sirdavallen3]

@RandaPanda093 yeah

[dassahhp]

I'd play tonsil hockey with them anytime ;) 

[stonem001]

women are so pushy! It's hard being a guy sometimes :/

[cssrocko]

@stonem001 Indeed! They should see us guys as more than just objects for their pleasure.

[XalonewaitingKairiX]

@cssrocko LMAO true but have you noticed that the very thing you said, goes vice versa too? x'D

[therynca]

@stonem001 yup same here my girlfriendkeeps tellin me to french kiss her :P

[PoshMurder]

@stonem001 Might I suggest gay times for all? Feckin' Bret, being feckin' straight so I can't see him naked in mags..

Feckin' feck >.>

[nhmarine02]

@stonem001 Considering my virginity, I would not agree ;P

[kerafrommalta]

@stonem001 I love your irony :)

[Kennymxc]

@stonem001 and then it's our fault when we fall for their spell.... DX why do they torture us so!!!

[8fortynine]

@stonem001 you a homo?

[MrJake276]

hahaha i like it when he says "you find no sugar" XD

[knema101]

may yall look at the video we made plz.....itz under the video responses nd itz called (A VERY HORRIBLE SCARY MOVE)

[xXxLumesUpInFumesxXx]

"They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven" -

One of the best lines ever.

[YellowOnline]

OMG, the clip is clearly a tribute to Serge Gainsbourg's Ballade de Melody Nelson. Didn't expect this from FOTC! :o