House M.D. jokes part 2

[dnanalahcnap]

"i happen to have a position open on my penis...**awk pause** ...wait a minute i think i screwed up that joke." hahahahahaha

[shelbypeacee]

Number Three: I haven't seen House that shocked...ever!

[Blasted2Oblivion]

What episode was that last one?

[kristen405]

OH MY GAWDDD

[sarcyprus3]

Thank u for this L.O.L FUNNY

[Anceszable]

OH MY GOD!

[Vaprick28]

"Skirt that tight you got no secrets." XD

[patteri90]

These jokes are from 2 episodes. Come on! You could atleast try. The only really good one was the last one.

[MattSniper117]

a satellite aimed directly on Cuddy's Vagina

[kujtr]

you watched like 3 or 4 episodes. there are all from just a few episodes. lol

[zusjeszondernaam]

the FUCK happened with the editing?? :S

[southsydney]

OH MY GOD!!

[detentioner4life]

love the jokes but your transition scenes are annoying as fuck :/

[TheGreatRL]

You seriously didn't even give this a mention:

*House is sitting at Cuddy's desk when a man walks in and asks about her:

Man: Is Dr. Cuddy here?

House: She's either not here or under the desk, either way, you gotta come back later.

XD

[Themorningstar93]

the totally irrelevant songs in between the clips ruin the video

[ArgenMercy]

PLEASE NAME OF THE SONG AT 1:26 ??

[yuray888]

@ArgenMercy The Who - Baba O'riley

[Inferno6660]

other than the crapy music that was good

[HikoSeijuroXIII]

Shame you ended the first one before the brilliant heroin joke.

[nadiaikumapayi]

lol...gr8 video

[skullosordie]

you don't need to post the numbers of the clips. just the clips dipshit.

[UndeploredQuittance]

hooray for movie maker noobs

[sadface0]

"look at me.... OH. MY. GAWD."

fucking love that scene LOL

[gollysmolly]

<3 HOUSE, but your music is irritating.

[ixonixas]

O.M.G. :DD

[imy939]

I love the innocent face he makes at 1;53. And then how he says "undawear". That didn't even sound like a slip with his British accent, it sounded like a Maine accent. XD Gotta love him.

[aabbklll101]

house-formen shes not wearing any underwear,u used to be more fun

formen-shes not wearing any underwear big deal she stops wearing clothes then we can drop the medical stuff

house-uv gotta get down here they got a satelite aimed directly for cuddys vagina and i told them the chances of invasion r slim to none

[WolfGirl4489]

2:17 OH MY GOD! XDDDD 

[bood3e]

lol windows media player

[FFSvsFTW]

"They gut a satelite aimed directly into Cudi's Vagina" :)) that one was the best

[31operafan]

xD "Oh...my...God! You're not wearing underwear! OH...MY...GOD!!"

[Tw0j4st4r4]

Inspector Gadget!

[1lastsoldier]

lol! what music is used for the cut scenes?

[Tostitos78]

Worst editing in Youtube's history LOL Congrats man!!!

[RockandRolla91]

110 dislikes?

So... Do you guys don't like the video... Or house?

It doesn't really matter, cuz in both ways you're fucking idiots...

[NomSnake]

@RockandRolla91 They marked "I don't like" because... Come on, this guy put just 4 jokes in almost 6 minutes... A big waste of time between joke and joke. I guess

[Rawego]

one man pulls the whole show. all others are the furniture for him to lean on :))

[julianholguin]

3 was... so... funny...

[partonfilaton]

oh man you need to upload part three:messing with chase

[hunterdaniel1]

What was the song that was introducing part 3 and 2

[Henriette788]

@hunterdaniel1 it's baba o'riley by the who

[cullenlover213]

#3 was epic!

[simplebut2]

what is the cia episode called and which series is it in?

[simplebut2]

what is the cia episode called and which series is it in?

[kisbuca]

last one xd loool:D

[Devgal89]

you dont have "Im not british I'm Australian" "You put the queen on your money youre british."

[BakuraSR45]

"OH MY GAWD!!!!"

[TheSmunch]

stop making such a big deal about counting down with the numbers? just count it down quickly and with no music

[Semi0Skimmed0Milk]

@TheSmunch Well I wouldn't mind, if the music was in any way aesthetically pleasing.

Which it isn't.

Sounds like a medieval bard on LSD.

[eota666]

I refuse to say that these are the ten funniest jokes. They were amusing, yes. However, the show is about more than panty and vagina jokes.

Also, I know you were going for the opening sequence thing on all your transitions and countdowns, but there's a reason the opening sequence only plays once in a show. It takes too long and music gets annoying after awhile, especially when you're playing repetitively.

I don't mean this to be a flame, but constructive criticism.

[Kerridee100]

Lol--> "skirt that tight, you got no secrets. Skirt that tight, I can tell if you've got an IUD"

Hugh Laurie FTW!!!!!!!!! : P

[milten09]

scene 3 > all

[BlackRainDrops137]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[picklegirl18]

Terrible transitions.

[bewareoftailsdoll]

"If she stops wearing clothes, then we can drop the medical stuff."

[TheWill1225]

#4 sholud have been #1, that whole scene had me ROFL

[sashakatastrophe]

i think that if there weren't those stupid intervals with the annoying music that this person could've fit all the jokes into one video.

[4321chanson]

In no. 3 their outfits match... How cute is that?

[cullenlover213]

OMFG NUMBER 3 WAS THE ABSOLUTE BEST! LOVE YOU HUGH LAURIE! HOUSE ROCKS!

[mypurplesneakers]

5 and a half minutes for like 2 minutes of jokes means this takes WAY to long to get to the point but funny clips eventually

[ChuckNorrisIsNothing]

also shes wearing a red bra today.... (looking around everyones like WTF???) like im the one who noticed

[DrOrtmeyer]

if she stops wearing clothes , then we can drop the medical stuff XDXD should have been a blooper

[Witch0509]

Inspector Gadget =)))

[joeakalionheart]

O...My...God!!! lmfao

[GycuBrun]

:))) lol at Foreman: big deal, she stops wearing clothes we drop the medical stuff :))

[AkelZero]

poor presentation but i enjoyed the choices

[supergamwich]

Irritating music in between... Good stuff otherwise

[kkwillsaveus]

@supergamwich Nobody ever call the Who and the Stones 'irritating music.'

[supergamwich]

@kkwillsaveus

I'm sorry, but I really don't like it :p

[mattsmt20]

Does anyone have the scene where Cameron makes the crack about Foreman stealing cars hilarious

[fayluvsedward]

I think the "OMG you're not wearing any underwear" should be No.1

HOUSE!!!!!

[nh7tr]

Cut-Throat Bitch!!!

[Moosixman]

Making movies,

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

[KioskHacking]

Am I the only one annoyed by the unnecessarily long intro and the transition slides, ugh if YouTube wasn't so shitty i'd give you 1 star but I guess i'll settle for a thumbs down.

[lovelyspringweather]

amber sucks.

[muzic252]

INSPECTOR GADGET>>"youve gotta get down here they have a satelite aimed into cuddys vagina........chances of invasion are slim to none

[zombiesrcuming4u]

OH!

MY!

GOD!

[linh867]

wtf no sound how the hell am i supposed 2 hear the dumb ass joke biatch

[GameOver1892]

@linh867 either you're retarted either ure deaf...chances of beeing both are high. *house's wink*

[linh867]

@GameOver1892  wtf??

[shadowmare97]

Y'know... I happen to have a position available on my Penis

HA!

[asorsuehtam]

by the way, very nice video!

House Rocks!

[asorsuehtam]

which song is on 1:31?

[TheWickerMan2000]

@asorsuehtam The Who - Baba O Riley Sometimes known as Teenage Wasteland

[xMissMelinax]

foreman... Shes NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR... it pays better. and theres only been one assassination... theyve got a satellite up cuddys vagina. i told them the chances of invasion are slim to none...

[00Billy]

edit more too long

[motocrossrocks87]

house is hilarious... though these aren´t so good.

There´s one part: "there is something called "blued" in the...ah, no, its... "BLOOD"....

Can anyone tell me what episode and season that is? Thanx. :-)

[fastwinder1]

great vids, music terrific!!

[tiosamteroba]

number one its one of those funny scenes including house and wilson, that kind of friendship always make me laugh

[fofelhasznalo]

or if you mean the very last, which is the main title song that's massive attack - teardrop

[fofelhasznalo]

rolling stones - you can't always get what you want is the last song

[otman2065]

what s the name of the last song ?

[Maqdooh]

Number 1 is the best joke on House m.d. yet.

I laugh hysterically at it every time.

[koreiryuu]

Ill second that.

[Ponytailftw]

@Sephyx83 it's better than all those videos with fucking edits that strain the eye

[FreonRose]

whats the name of the song at the beginning

[jonkheermetdepet]

clearly these aren't the best house md jokes by far, just the ones about sex

[gmxgm]

hahahaha funny

[mvillasanac]

What's the name of the first song of the video??? please!

[beishangdoll]

teardrop by massive attack

[mvillasanac]

No, that's the last one, i mean the first one, the song from 0:01 to 0:19. what's the name of that song?

Thanks for your reply!

[justin4soccer]

the last one is hilarious. "I told them chance of invasion is slight to none"

[skateposeur12]

slim to none

[justin4soccer]

oops, that's what i meant. Love that line!

[arondj]

i dont know about you, but house peronality is the best one that ever existed, to bad its fictionall, but noone is as genious as house, or ever will be..

[MarryXMeXBuryXMe]

@arondj Someone's gotta be. They write his chararcter. ;)

[krisis117]

I like 1. when house says

"They got satelite direcly into Kadys vagina "

sori for bad speling

[skateposeur12]

Cuddy's

[rashadbasha12345]

three and tow very funny

[VarutuAlbert]

slim to none! :))

[pescilinirosso]

first and second aren't very funny

[israel156]

i love the 3 jajajajaç

Oh My God¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ lol

[darkyo85]

that's funny !!!!!!!!!

[longbow857]

I liked 3 the most haha xD

[Zaxo117]

i love the songs you used. some of my favorites. and i also love house!

great vid! :D

[much1337]

music is from house! :D

[thisispradeep]

why the f do u have to wait this long its like 2.... (and music and music and music) just 2 and show it already

[MultiHouseFan]

three and four

are the best.

[Kratos8462]

she's not wearing any underwear big deal she stops wearing clothes then we can drop the medical stuff foreman hella funny

[DNAngeltruelight]

At 0:20 and 1:41 season 4 episode 8

[musicfan908]

Lol What episode was 0:20 and 1:41 ?

[Laramas]

I'm pretty sure they're from Season 4, Episode 8: You Don't Want to Know. Good episode. :)

[JonasHouse09]

I like hte best.

[GirTaming]

"Y'know, I happen to have a position available on my penis. ...... Wait a second, I think I screwed up that joke." I LOVED THAT ONE. LOL

[latingirlpilot21]

lol. i loved 3&1. 2 is ....irrelavant. lol qood video thouqh!

[halohunC]

number 2 is....interesting

[steagu66]

what is the name of that song from 3 an d 2?

[MyLithuania]

The Who-Baba O'Riley...i think

[Nathster]

"OH... MY... GOD!" haha

[torchwoodfan16]

watched this video when i was down, but number 3 made me laugh so much! thanks a load :) :) :) xxxxx

[LordDraziel]

"Oh my god!" is epic

[24fans4life]

I'd say the chances of invasion are slim to none. bahahahahaha

[FieldArcher01]

Good video. Get rid of the annoying title changes in between. We only need 2 seconds max to read one word and we understand sequences. No I'm not trying to sound like a bitch but it did come out like that. On a brighter note, thanks for putting this up. I love finding house jokes on Youtube that don't have an annoying music bed playing in the background.

[halloweenfan92]

anyone thinks about how many times it took for hugh to grab that panties with the cain?

[mikes172000]

4 vids 2 episodes hardly amusing branch out ppl

[nollka]

Inspector Gadget :D

[halloweenfan92]

who where why how?!

[brandon5pennies]

number 3 was the best "OH MY GODD!!"

[skylineaddict]

What the fuck is wrong with you? You have great clips, then you decide to put that shitty video game music in between the clips..

[canfieldwrestler521]

youre a moron. the music in between the clips isnt video game music. its actually music off the house soundtrack.

[skylineaddict]

First of all, you're a moron (Only morons forget the apostrophes).

Second of all, are you deaf? In case you didn't notice when the video announces the top three videos, the music that's playing during the text, yes, that is shitty video game music, and if it's not that, then it's the kind of shitty music you hear in arcades. Get ears and a fucking brain.

[superminaa]

Just for the history, I'm not taking part on this, but this annoying video game music is Baba O' Riley from Who, and it's at the end of the episode 14 of season 1, where House says "I love that part". Though, this is not that part ;)

[Nemostor]

as shitty as the music may be, all of that music is featured in House at one point. theres no argument there. so dnt call ppl a moron just coz u may or may not have heard it in a video game

[aggiealicealexis]

This is a load of shit. Did you ever watch any House episodes, moron?

[MsGymnast77]

That was really good montage

[mondo9319]

AWESOME!! first time i laughed on youtube

[Quidammeke]

lol

[jani963]

what is with the transitions. even a retarted 5 year old wouldn't take 12 seconds to read "Two!!" or "One!!!!!"

[vasilical]

u suck

[veohzoey]

The transitions are a little long, but nice job with Baba O'Rielly in there.

[sartanko]

No offense but you suck at making compilations

[violinandfluterocker]

inspector gadget =)

[lampan88miss]

What's with the minute long music intros?

[NotLgn]

purple rain or something like that

[SurreptitiouslySim]

" i told them the chances of invasion are slim to none" hahahah omg i love house

[iwgprulez]

wen she not wearin any cloths den iwe can drop the medical stuff lol

[DarkEnergy103]

I never saw HOUSE MD but decided to search for it today,and im so glad I did! THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!

[bratrat]

A satallite aimed WHERE?......

OMG, neat clip!

[uhmidk7]

one of the guys that work for house is also Kumar in Harold and Kumar

[flickchic32]

yeh his name is cutner in the show...

[uhmidk7]

yeah kutner, i know that now. lol. and why the thumbs down? i get one cuz i cant remember one name?

[flickchic32]

lol i didnt give it to you....

[gdzilla1946]

so WMG blocks part 1 but not part 2... nonsense! WMG is so wierd.

[sartanko]

For future uploads, it doesn't take six hours to read those few words, and neither is it needed to add numbers between the scenes as dissolves or fades will do just fine.

[MercuryMay94]

"OH MY GOD"

Love it! <3

[ASoccer13]

i like this video but the music is kinda annoying

[Zerric14]

fail

[kvyas2]

i agree

[GuitarKiD4599]

hahahahaha.......... "you know i happen to have a position on my penis" lol

[SubaruB4RSK]

Hahah I cracked up when I heard that so unexpected lol

[TangDynastyBeard]

OH... MY... GOD.... >_> lol

[kittakatt]

Foreman! She's not wearing any underwear.

^_^ just loved the way he said that.

[nclrza]

OH MY GOD ur not wearing any underwear!!

[lumken87hotmailcom]

wassup with the delay in between

[mazta91]

I wanted to throw my fucking computer through the window everytime that fucking sound popped up.

[sammiwammi1232]

hahahaha, me too.

[MarkoMcShane]

you used 2 episodes you lazy fuck!!!

House has 5 seasons, or had 4 at the time of this video!!