Mega Man 8 Pro Tips

[DoctorEmz]

Is it just me or is Proteus always eating during Retsupuraes?

[supermongoose84]

I went to the website found out why the "i" and "e" were missing, it's actually an acronym National Academy of Video Game Testers and Reviewers

[sankunsama]

These "reviews" were originally made by some guy named George Wood (I think) and were aired as segments of a public access TV show when these games were actually new. NAViGaTR is just the re-uploader, who also added the Clinton intro.

[CaptainHowdyxD]

wh-

These videos are actually FROM the 90s.

[markaged]

0:01 Holy cunt, learn to chew with your mouth closed you disgusting fuck, or how about just don't fucking eat while you're recording!

[MezaseMaster]

More good Mega Man advice: Try to shoot your opponent.

[AllaDevie1995]

And so it begins...

[thevisualboy37]

You should totally riff on his Toy Story video. It is awful.

[zzyzx0788]

It just dawned on me. Navgtr is the kind of asshole who tells you the ending to a movie when you ask him how it was

[someoldcliche]

The "angle of the dangle" is actually a possible reference to a Funkadelic song from the album "Standing on the Verge of Getting it on".

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

I just beat this game for the first time a day or so ago.

It took me less than five tries to beat the boss of the first Wily Stage.

I beat Wily on my 2nd try, and the first was when I had a bunch of my health missing from the boss gauntlet.

[QuantumWalker13]

NAViGaTR's advice can be summed up best as this.

PROTIP: Don't get shot!

[LuwiigiMaster]

I just noticed something.

It seems like Mega Man 8 is the only classic Mega Man game to not have been available on a Nintendo system. This is only considering the main games, not the spinoffs like Wily Wars for the Genesis.

[grottypissedstained]

That Shadowgate music at the beginning is George Wood's theme.

[MalamiteLtd]

Clinton joke: "Would you like an everlasting piece of my Blue Bomber?"

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

"Techno towering castle"? Is that a nightclub or something?

[worm4real]

I like that you guys have a riff video on a video that is most likely total parody.

[dennett316]

@worm4real

A parody of what? Shitty and uninformative tips videos?

[redakdal]

@dennett316 more or less the writers( and the actor) were trying to think of funny and witty things to say, it was on public access, and from the 90s, so what are you gonna do eh.

[divcotta]

@worm4real I really wish this was parody. Sincerely, I do. Life isn't so kind, though.

[EdmacZ]

Navgtr would've loved Mega Man 10 since he's got a thing for women with terminal illness or distress. Roll gets sick in that game.

[AtticWarrior1994]

Im in ur tekno casle

blowin up ur robt mastrs

[BohepansTheThird]

Maybe Navigator is like, the John Romero of video game reviews/"tips"? Oh wait, I somehow doubt this guy was EVER any good at this. And if he is dead, rest in peace, buddy - and keep hope alive in that 20% chance you made it to Heaven.

[EponymousKid]

Lol, Diabetus thinks Clinton doesn't own at Battletoads.

[nerdboy02]

Weren't there robot masters in this game?

[WaffleKogen]

Who are these Retsupurae guys? They sound like queers.

They are just trying to take George Wood's spotlight.

[mandrilltiger]

@WaffleKogen If you don't like Retsupurae then you are stupid!

[WaffleKogen]

@mandrilltiger I know your comment may seem harsh, but it's the truth!

[runeman00]

@WaffleKogen Who the fuck is George Wood? This ignorant batshit insane piece of shit? He's terrible!

[WaffleKogen]

@runeman00 Why cook with mama when you can defrost with papa?

[JanitorAntisocial]

@WaffleKogen

You're right. Slowbeef, Diabetus and Proteus are just heathens who just can't comprehend Wood's genius.

Us lower-class filth are merely uneducated on the subtle nuances of disappointing enjoyment, plots around breast cancer, and mannequin piss.

[Thomal9]

I don't know if I want to take advice from a person who found resident evil "impossible"

[popledude]

You gotta bring back this nonsense

[NinSegaful]

While Mega Man was saving Earth.Roll suffers from Breast Cancer!Imagine the Drama!

[Scorpiondesu]

HAHA PUDDING. JELLO. ITS FUNNY! LAUGH!

[supersonicman96]

@Scorpiondesu HAHAHA

[JoeFox23]

Depending on the angle of the dangle, increased by the heat of the meat.

-Funkadelic

[funkymonkey0426]

when he said angle of the dangle i laughed so hard that i started farting, now thats some funny shit if it makes you fart your laughing so hard

[PaperMario15]

TECHNO TOWERING CASTLE

[xplay108]

What this game needs is more robot breast cancer.

[unlovingfilms]

NAViGaTR shouldn't like this. megaman is a man. therefore he's less likely to get breast cancer.

[EdmacZ]

Cornshaq + Irate Gamer = Navgtr.

[CaptainTinTyrant]

@EdmacZ cornshaq + irate gamer - cornshaq's ability to not suck at the game he's playing = navgtr

[CaptainTinTyrant]

"you're only expected to win 20% of the time". Sun Tzu said that, & I think he knows a little more about war than YOU do, pal! because he invented it! & then he perfected it, so that no one may best him on the battlefield!

[jamacinmeangry]

@CaptainTinTyrant 20% of the time

[TheWriter0]

@CaptainTinTyrant And then he used his fight money to buy 2 of every animal on the Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

[CaptainTinTyrant]

@TheWriter0 & from that day foward every time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ZOO! unless it's a farm!

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

@CaptainTinTyrant But only twenty percent of the animals will be alive.

[zitzblitz123]

the fourth boss is quite gilatenes bill cosby probably find him quite tasty oh wait a minute im thinking he was in pudding commercials oh wait im right he was on jello commercials. i laughed hard i was falling to the ground.

[sonicfeet]

2:58

What the fuck was that?

[Halibut86]

i lol'd pretty hard

[HeroRags]

Is it just me or does it look like Mega Man is saying "You're Welcome" too at 3:07?

[CaptainTinTyrant]

its battlemaniacs, you guys should know that

[kingbooforums]

Lol gotta love how he alaways makea a bill clinton joke.

Also gaming through the clinton years probablly means he reviews 90's games only.

[theslvrbullt]

kingbooforums: After seeing all of these Retsupuraes of Navgtr's videos, I think that is a good thing. God only knows what his reviews of inFAMOUS, Gears of War or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 would be. I think he gave up because there wasn't enough cancer in the newer games.

[EponymousKid]

@theslvrbullt "When you get down to it, inFAMOUS is just a can, people.

Also, you should be walking down the street normally trying to avoid other pedestrians so you can get home and go to the bathroom. That would be INCREDIBLE fun."

[Cheetah1251]

@kingbooforums

Actually, these were reviews he made back in the 90's(considering the bad quality) and then a few years later they were re-uploaded on YouTube. If these reviews were made recently then he would probably be reviewing more recent games.

[kingbooforums]

@Cheetah1251 Yeah, I recently found that out. Also not sure why everyone thumbed up my comment. Don't understand why people thought it was funny.

[CaptainHowdyxD]

Oh, and navgtr isn't a person.

[Mysterious0Bob]

@kingbooforums No, these 'reviews' were made for TV when the games were new. 'Gaming In The Clinton Years' is a retrospective upload.

[DrLinoone]

I guess that suddenly improves the quality of his reviews?

[EthVortexShield]

@MilliSkillit LITNING AEROPANE

[cozymonk]

im pretty sure everyone knew of michael jackson, lol...

[1andonlyWojjan]

What kind of pansy uses that Rush powerup?

[nerdboy02]

This guy gets paid to know about video games, yet I know more about Mega Man X from playing it twice than he does.

Plus, I can actually beat Armored Armadillo.

[kaineternal]

He's actually dead

[omglookatit]

Holy shit is that Niko Anesti in your video?

[JonTerp]

He died!

[Bigbattle22]

"I did not beat Battletoads"

The only non-sex type joke in these vids of fail, and true too.

[goblin512]

No there aren't just 2 people commenting. Maybe if you'd stop prejudging something and listening for just five seconds.

Oh and nice - "I'm try to listen to terrible tips from a guy who calls his fans idiots and it's for a game that was released more than 12 years ago."

[goblin512]

Because the internet is serious business and comedy isn't comedy. "OMG THEY'RE SO INSULTING, HOW DARE THEY"

[goblin512]

Just like your attempts at trolling suck. BTW, you forgot to mention that they're succeeding at being funny as well.

[thunderhogTH]

then watch the original (if you can find it...)

this is a commentary. those 2 are here to insult him...

[Boshi0]

Go watch the original video then, you no humored prick.

[Urmean15]

If you really fucking wanted to hear NavGTR's shitty "tips" on this game, you'd watch the video you moron.

[Mefuki]

This one confused me a little. Isn't this the kind of thing you'd hope to see in LPs? Enemy pattens and stratigies?

Tips on what to do and how to do it while playing the game?

[StrictlyNeutral]

Yes, but the tips are just so bland and obvious. It's three minutes of 'shoot the boss while jumping, you'll probably die several times like I did' and then the ending cutscene.

[Mefuki]

Mmm-hmm, upon a relisten, I see what you're saying.

[RRDVRfan]

"He does Jello commercials too."

NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!

[ShadowZidane4]

DAMMIT he spoiled the ending for me

[Spacialvekter]

At this point any time I see that fucking logo I think "Oh god, not this again..."

[sonicfeet]

NAViGaTR's real name is...

George Wood.

OOR HOR HOR-- WOOD...

I'm not joking, though.

[scumlander]

that's the most... boring name i've ever heard.

[robotzrus]

so this was the first.

[roetemeteor]

2:49 you guys missed the fact that he went from "0' lives to "2".

HE HAD TO TRY AGAIN. X D

[jonkku]

All of these hints could've been shortened in three words: "DON'T GET HIT!!"

[moneymandate]

Indeed

And the Bill Crosby thing was..... UGH

[Mysterious0Bob]

Navgtr exclaiming "no I'm right!" is the strangest he's ever sounded simply because she's actually exclaiming something.

[ZaketoX2]

"He", not she.

[Mysterious0Bob]

A simple typo.

[ItsRayPozzo]

As opposed to a complicated typo? XD

[SpamNapkin]

ANGLE OF THE DANGLE

[Aginor27]

the videos were actually made in the 90's. just uploaded in 07 06

[LaughingThesaurus]

Allegedly, the scripts were written in the 90s and the videos were recorded and uploaded recently. I, of course, think that's bullshit. I think that's just an excuse to get over the shittiness of his information.

Also, look at the Contender review. THAT could not have been planned by a script. I think this guy's just really fucked up and schizophrenic, and just made a website for some fake company he works for.

[Chef033]

ahahahaha gamning in the clinton years owns

[jsnt]

Protip: Enjoy!

[ZombiePikmin]

I wonder if Navgtr sees this and goes "Wow i really was a douche."

[Actizn]

I'm pretty sure Navigatr has long since been chased down and burned alive.

Kinda like Frankenstein's creation, only he reviews video games.

[ZombiePikmin]

No, Frankenstein's creation was smarter

[Galdhon]

And I bet he would make better reviews than Navigtr.

[LancerECNM]

Nah.

[SSJ3JackBauer]

!!!!!!ANGLE OF THE DANGLE!Q!!!!!!

Something is going on to me after hearing that.

[JoshF]

You mean 45 degrees, don't you?

[SSJ3JackBauer]

And increasing!

[demoniusxowns]

goons arent funny

[cousinoer5]

This guy needs some pro tips on how to actually make a decent tips video. Most of his tips are something like "You gotta shoot the boss, press the Y button" or "This part's impossible, use the password RTJFSDEGR to skip right to the end, oh and here's the ending:"

[Yamamanama]

To shoot, press the fire button.

[LoneWolf310]

megaman 8 sucks :(

[Yuikiko]

I found it alright.

[OSVahn]

Bill Clinton: "I did not beat Battletoads."

[NeonLitGhost]

Fuck their Mega Man 8 Wily Stage boss strategies, I want to know more about that Battletoads/Bill Clinton crossover at the beginning featuring the Shadowgate soundtrack.

[SamuraiFoochs]

That voice is the sound of a cantankerous D&D game master.

"No, Johnny, you roll TWO dice, and if they BOTH succeed, then you can cast the spell. Oh, and Bill Cosby likes Jello! He he he..."

[bbqplatypus318]

This guy sure likes rhyming and alliteration.

[captainblue50]

Diabetus, your Clinton impression is second to none.

[Zorlance]

Nothing like Clinton's smiling face to use in an introduction video that has nothing to do with the game you're about to play.

[ChibiFighter]

ANGLE OF THE DANGLE.

[clank98]

"angle of the dangle"?

Good god this is so cheesy.

[ROHisLife]

Why is Rick Moranis doing LP's?

[dvv1993402]

PEOPLE WHO CALL FIRST ARE FAGS

[thedarkroadtoheaven]

@dvv1993402 It may sound insulting, but it's the truth.

[themagnumx11]

@dvv1993402

They probably have a dick in their mouth RIGHT NOW.

[nahxela]

Honestly, what makes it so wonderful that you would post a useless comment like "first?" You accomplish nothing more than annoying the other viewers.

What's worse is the "first" almost always generates a chain of idiotic comments of "second" "third" etc.

Unless the internet has some sensibility.

[clank98]

They gotta feel like they're worth a shit some way.

[GrimReaper19]

Jesus, I said I was sorry. v_v