2008 Freestyle Canoeing Routine Pirates of the Carribean

[kathrynmboe]

Epic stache at 5:17



[mcfly7531]

thats a guy??????

[Deano647]

Now that's a stranger tide ...



[trainkills]

this is the shit if youre high!

[leomercio]

he is way better than Jack Sparrow

[eplepiken]

In a peaceful wold this would be in the olympics.

[UrMittPerspektiv]

this was 5:33 of my life im never getting back! ROBBERS!

[darkshiv]

Talk about a waste of fucking time.

[lulita0202]

la wea extrema xddddddddd

[wms601]

Gay. SO gay.

[bobtheborg]

He sure has a big belt. ARRRGGGG

[nightwolf32]

somebody should blow this sum bitch out of the water

[ironicsomething]

Why aren't there more minorities in freestyle canoeing? Someone get Jesse Jackson on the phone!

[jimtheswamp]

Freestyle canoeing??? What the hell? These guys need to get a life...

[fumoslumos]

Loves it. Tpd x6

[kalailey]

Oh what I would give to see that canoe tip over...

[piemuncherification]

I find this hard to masturbate too

[nightwolf32]

@piemuncherification lmao

[wrestlingstheshiet]

hopefully the coast guard can put his skills to good use. I heard they're starting their own freestyle canoe competition too!!

[SkyCoffin]

This is what happens when you get married and stop having sex.

[Frazier90]

This fucking idiot is in a canoe doing turns. Is this what happens when nerds computers stop working?

[SuperViktorman]

its not that it doesn't take talent, but cant you throw in a kick flip or stand up and jump around in the boat or something to make it a little less painful to watch?

[ksmizify]

This is amazing. It sucks that people like kylehairston have to shit on things they can't do. I guess I'd be pissed too if the only sport I was good at was circle-jerking it with my frat brothers in my mom's basement.

[jameswmcmullen]

Apparently this is what canoersd do when they don't have any access to whitewater or surf. As a former C-1 paddler, I'm appalled.

[5weightrod]

I don't care how difficult this is, I'm embarrassed for him.

[TomLibby100]

The sudden bursts of speed, followed by utter control of the next move made his performance spectacular. I've been at this sport for many years, and believe me, this kind of control is next to impossible. No surprise that the critics here exhibit the collective IQ of a houseplant.

[Ruest420]

@TomLibby100 come on tom, iq doesnt have ne thing to do with it. The guys in a fucking canoe moseying around

[shane220490]

Surely we need to bring stronger drug testing regulations into the sport? This performance is just too good.

[googuse]

This would be a hundred trillion times more awesome if it was done to Nowegian Black Metal

[TheWB1983]

thank you gramma. (clap clap)

[Flobabazz]

I came here and watched the whole thing... Then I asked myself... What the fuck did I just watch.

[erinemacinnis]

@Flobabazz LMAO me too. Time to go do something with my life haha

[kylehairston]

I'd rather see Johnathan Hammond in a beheading video. Oh yeah, and fuck his grandmother in the mouth.

[monkeypuncher247]

Who's the hot chick?

[TheDUNCANMCD]

im willing to bet that every person who chirped down there is either American and cant canoe, or they lack the skills to do anything cool in a canoe

[coreylarsen]

Nice routine man, thanks for sharing.

[locobotics]

Had anyone ever heard of freestyle canoeing b4 seeing this....?? gay.

[l3dzeppelin45]

wow...how can you live with yourself after doing this?

[straightchillen15]

He's in my company!!!

[patuxentlax]

pride of the coast guard.....

[mommylovesmemost]

Brokeback Mountain is more straight than that.

[TexasMiller5]

i cant believe you did this period

[Chiefcinque]

I cant believe you attend my school...

[sorbusmaximus]

It was nice knowing you kid

[cgabaseball11]

this isnt real

[bradwkelly]

The Cadets at the CGA are going to crucify this kid.

[KillKyleWeiss]

Canoe porn competition, tonight at 11. This year's theme: "Lake Missionary."

KW