Popcrunch Notes Celebrity Paychecks and Britney Spears News

[leandri56ful]

who cares

[Tihbialdunav]

Sarah, you are so entertaining, I love you. Good luck with everything.

[o0marielo0]

yeah brintey spears rules go britney!!!!!!!!

[mass0motion0dancer]

i like your tattoo! i'm thinking about getting one like it..once im old enough ;]

[Salesmistake]

What's with the screaming kid in the background?

[2041253]

whats wrong with the studio.

why are you doing the show at your house.

[cvamates12]

this one made me laugh (:

[marcus93hawk]

fuck you mr/mrs 800, no one gives a shit about these people, that why we watch Sarah, instead of reading people, or some other shitty magazine

[Germanicus800]

Obviously you know NOTHING about Mary-Kate Olsen. She owns and runs DualStar Entertainment Company, a retailing/marketing company, and she's a fashion designer who works very hard (See Oprah Winfrey Interview 10/23/08). She's also been working more years than you've been alive.

If you're going to trash people, learn a little something about them first.

[youmoontubey]

your vagina can act for me anytime *wink*

[Clausfarre]

Britney's been acting for a long time. Acting like a fool. Bada-bing.

[sxybexy01]

u r sooooo right. dr phil is gay!!! and britney spears cant sing or act!!!!>:[

p.s luv the popcrunch show. it the best.

[prne10]

No one cares about your whining but at least you are cute! =)

[taylorr54]

i cant stand Dr Phil!!!

[josieboi206]

well for starters BRITNEY SPEARS is the 8th best selling woman in all of music history. her first album sold 26 million copies! her role on cbs how i met your mother received its highest ratings in cbs history.. even with neil patrick harris. anywho, britney is very talented and very gifted i believe she has what it takes to do ANYTHING she puts her mind to. and she definitely has proved it. now, this girl is just bitter because she is poor as heck and britney is making BANK!

haha

LOVE YOU BRIT!

[95Day]

Dr. Phil doesn't deserve shit! I read an article on him where he molested and raped women/girl, cheated on his first wife and when she confronted him he didn't even care, and a bunch of other stuff. He's an asshole.

[misshinks]

Britney:S. Has your vagina been in a film and hundreds of music videos. No then shutup. And Britney earns $36million not like $4million so shutup.

[misshinks]

Im glad your poor, i think you are pathetic, Britney is alowed to do what she wants, she the fourth most famous person in he world and the 53rd most famous person ever. She deserves to be able to do what she wants and she has worked for it. Britney earns $366000 per month which means she erns $4392000 a year, your jealous. Your pathetic. Britney is NOT a crazy hoe. Shes better than you becuase nobody cares about you but milllions of people care about Britney, and your vagina can act better than

[jessiz789]

omfg im a huge britney fan but i love it when you make fun of her. god i don't know y people care so much if u make fun of her its not like she knows they exist.When you make fun of the jonas bro. like wow calm down fans don't squeeze the shit out ur ass right u should make fun if the naked bros band i mean god me and the shit that comes out my ass can do that i love ur show

[rebeccamohr]

how sad is she????? really get ur own life and leave britney alone your just jealous!!!!

[Czarjonz]

Sarah,can your vagina sing "hit me baby one more time" while wigglin and jigglin around a video stage. I think not.

[xabcdancex]

i love marykate olsen :[

hellooo, full house re-runs? her clothing line?

[iskola7]

Why didnt you mention britneys 750,000$ a week?

X3

[Screwed911]

OMG!!

I love it!!

I cried at my bank and they put up my limit!!

YAY!!

I'm going to cry at everything from now on lol

[PopCrunchSarah]

brilliant. we can do a whole show on what crying can do for you....get out of speeding tickets, get rid of bank fees, get a friend to let you borrow money, a free puppy...oh the possibilities!

[PharmerBrent]

prove it.

[SteeveColbert]

Best tube yet! Congrats to the writer(s) - oh and Sarah.

ps Check your post for another sample, the first one must be past expiry.

[KumiteEntertainment]

I could smoke 20 cigarettes in a row at starbucks- pay me 17mil!! Hell for 17mil, i'd put out 20 cigarettes in a row on my penis at a fuckin starbucks and call it the tom arnold special!!

[DJSpymo]

Having now watched more of her videos, some of the writing is a little off the mark. But with some professional writing assistance (if she writes her own stuff) or better writers she could be big.

[fanzofbuffy]

why is there a kid screaming in the background????? do we need to call cps?

[DJSpymo]

Damn, she's seriously hot! And what a talent, she needs to be on TV.

[mikerotube]

I got a few ways I could think that you could make money. :)

[pinkpixie307]

oh god ur probably some 40 year old fat ass guy....I swear guys r such pervs...

[Sharolaid31408]

Oh gurl yo' lashes is lovely.

[roroluvzyou]

the mary kate olsen thing, i agree with you on.. and britney spears acting?? never!

lovely as usual sarah [: keep it uppp

[davon29588]

Ha its otay i hate banks but now i will start crying! lol i love it!!!

[3sashaz3]

I think Britney Spears would do good as an actress.... honetly

[PffyFcedCkeWhre]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you kidding? no really, are ... you... kidding? That bitch can't Act... she cant even manage to ACT like a good mother.

[mooseman2006]

I love you Sarah!!!! don't hate me for this... But I'm loosing the game.... now so are you :D

-Mike

[PopCrunchSarah]

what game? i don't understand what this means.

[mooseman2006]

you dont know of The Game? hm... I don't want to  infect all of youtube with this... lets speak privately about it.

[DakotaWRS3]

I suspect he's talking about the mind game "the Game." There's a site devoted to it at dub-dub-dub dot losethegame dot com.

[PopCrunchSarah]

oh great. now i've lost. this game is trippy and i refuse to be associated with it...which will eventually mean, i win.

[ElleJayLauren]

You Confuse Me.

[eliteskater08]

ok Sarah's vagina... i want you to do "sad" can you do sad for me? ok ok ok... now HAPPY!

[monalaura188]

oooh i loved this episode!

[mlhmessy16]

you are so pretty sara, what have you acted in?

[CoolHelena]

you are so funny i love your show:D

you have very beautiful eyes,

I would love to see you on stage :D

[czechchick86]

OH HECK NO!!! how dare Britney take away perfectly good stage space.... this saddens me. Thanks for letting us know! :)

[lastyearsmartyr]

Sarah!

I LOVE Britney Spears but you can say whatever you want about her because you are just so damn funny. You do theatre? PLEASE let us all know if you're doing any productions in the near future. I would LOVE to see you on stage :)

Your biggest fan..

B

[Spirit3188]

im surprised miley cyrus didnt make more than dr phil

and mary kate has like a million products, she works, trust me

britney on stage?....hells no!

[Inu0XanimeluvaX0Nar]

If i saw Britney doing theater i'm pretty sure i would feel deeply confused.

Dr. Phil needs to use some of his $60 mil to help you pay off the other $124.

You rock Sarah!!!!!!!!!

[JibbyQ]

you're righters suck

[mooseman2006]

your wrongness sucks

btw it's 'writers' you piece of sh*t

[JibbyQ]

you're righters suck

[crzy220]

Nice! I'm glad you got the fees removed! Good job Sam! hahaha And yes, I bet your vagina can act better than she can, I'm not sure which I'd pay more to see...hmmmmm hahaha jk!

[PopCrunchSarah]

by the way, i got $90 in fees taken off. niiice!

[PopCrunchSarah]

the child that you hear crying is coming from the christian photography studio beside our studio. ...i would NEVER kidnap a child...i hate children.

[ModeMan101]

Darn it, I couldn't hear the child... oh wait, I forgot, that's a _good_ thing!

[RoisenLo]

lol :)

[VeNeM999]

next on popcrunch, a special report, behind barrrsssss :P give that kid back!

[sapipa177]

Celebrity makes what they make because of the revenue they generate for the people/company/networks. in a math equation, yet it makes sense, but no I know think it's right, I too can act better than Britney Spear and I'm a programmer (unless the role is act like a moron with no panties)

[amusa07]

can hear a baby in the background

[manateeak]

Well at least it wasn't $215.

[HaddonTwp]

mary kate and ashley do own their own production company I believe? I do know that they have their own clothing/jewelry line, so that pulls in some money.

[VeNeM999]

its all those vids they made as kids, they are millionaires

[DakotaWRS3]

Ok ... I think you need to provide some proof of this vagina claim. I mean we've all seen Britney's, so we need to know how yours compares ...

[1likeme2]

my..my..my...my vagina can act better than you can act!

hahaha so funny!

[renaluvzyou]

Ha ha! She's a crazy Ho!

[camillerocks]

Yeeheee.. this is my favorite Popcrunch Note video, Sarah!

[CrazyAspen0]

I think Miley Cyrus should not make any money! She's a slut! I can understand a few million but all she does is prance around in wayy to short skirts and be a lesbian.!. Markey-Kate and Dr.Phil shouldnt make anything. Oprah should make how much she makes! Gotta run! Going to Starbucks! YUMMM

xoxoxoxoxoxo,

Aspen L.

[kimd3pg]

8th?

[RoisenLo]

aww are you resorting to kidnapping to get money? shouldn't the kid be kept quiet not crying, it kinda draws attention to it :P

[Lovesasuke247]

Sixth!!!!!

[mrszefron4eva]

mary kate shouldn't make anything at all :(

[objmgirl4life]

miley dosn't deserve 18.2 million...

[7nima101994]

third

[rawjokes]

second!!

[13smilinggirls]

second!!!

[andreaandrea0909]

first!!