Alistair Character Video

[NikiHR79]

hahhaa best character hands down. his biggest concern is which shoe to put on first

[Juruyan]

*FANGIRLSCREAM*

[jetfighter457]

Thank you, now that I'm playing THAT OTHER game, (arrow to the knee..arrow to the knee) I had forgotten how wonderful Alistair and Fenris were.

[DankillerLEONLOVE]

yes swooping is bad

[Give1Take2]

This video seems to encompass everything great about Alistair--humour, fighting skills, goofiness and all. =)

[Dragonage2ftw]

I agree, Allistar. Swooping is the center of all motherfucking evil, and it must be stopped.

[Blunka796]

Not a "OH, CHEESE! :D" ?

[xoxoclaudi3a]

omfg, sexiest video evar x3.

[OktaSnkJB]

remind me of Dean Winchester Supernatural actually every time i see alistair

[theskilletkiller]

When Morrigan does swooping is good...!!!!!!!

[StageHolder]

6 people like swooping

[onariona]

@StageHolder please marry me.

[StageHolder]

@onariona Sounds good

[onariona]

@StageHolder :D

[17Watman]

Long live our beloved King Alistair!!!

[macandfriends]

"Now we have a dog, and alistair is STILL the dumbest person in our group" - Morrigan

[lxlShanelxl]

You fear barbarians will swoop down upon you!

....

Swooping... is bad...

<3 Alistair. I only betrayed him to get the trophy/achievement ;(!

[LordSothe]

You know what Alistair's least favorite Pokemon is?

Swoobat.

[ScHiZuPhReNiC]

alistair has the whole package, he's sexy, cute, has his own charme + that he's still a virgine just makes him even more irresistable <3 (atleast in my point of view)

[tpiom]

It's funny, as he repeats the "Swooping is bad" in DA2 too!

[Thespeakerz]

Why is the MW2 Theme at the end? :L x

[idricool]

Alistair is the symbol of sex.

[wafflealien]

What No Famous Conversations Like

'Have You Ever Liked A Lamppost In Winter?' ;D

[SergeantShrapnel]

Hehe, he quotes the "swooping is bad" bit during a scene in the sequel.

[emzluli]

at first im like, this game is pretty good, then when i found out u could romance him,, THIS GAME IS AMAZING :D:D:D:D <3

[87Timbuktu]

I feel so sorry for that first guy who dies during the joining. Out of all four recruits, he seemed the most motivated.

[Fishdogpigsquirrel]

Alistair looks like an ex-inmate in DA2

[villevalo25]

the alister looks a bit different in DAO compared to DA2. And i kinda found his cameo kinda pointless like they added him in to have you say HEY hes from DAO!!!

[TheNocturnalFox]

Btw Alister will say this line in Dragon Age 2. And his face during this is priceless.

[4youCristina]

swooping is bad i like it

[StokieStallion]

love alistairs conversations with morrigan and wynne he plays the innocent kid role with wynne pretty funny.

Always make him sleep with morrigan at the end though for lols.

[alayna001]

Swear I found Alistair in real life... He just doesn't know it's him. But he looks just like him! I squeal inwardly when I see him... I wonder if that counts for stalking?

[CrayShido121]

the ''swooping is bad'' line has always sounded cool to me, funny aswell

[arup02]

Best char in the game. I love talking to him.

[TheSanguineVixen]

Alistair = The SEX! Enough said! Aww my perfect man...exist damn you Alistair exist so I can marry you in a heartbeat!! In his armour...sexy, out of it...superawesomeepicsexiness and then I drool everywhere. What is it about him in armour, covered in blood and kicking arse that makes a girl drool so much? I love you Alistair <3

[oooohblondiexo]

Alistar is always the first one to die in my party lmao

[EslinFox]

@oooohblondiexo Zevran tends to die first for me...then again I also have Wynne along and after the "May I lay my head on your bosom" line, she tends to refuse to heal him >.>

[jiruchan0107]

@oooohblondiexo Really? It's always Leliana who dies first so I don't have her in my damn group : /

[EiriYukiLover]

@jiruchan0107 die? None of my characters ever died or betrayed me. Shoot I didn't even know they COULD die.

[EiriYukiLover]

@jiruchan0107 die? None of my characters ever died or betrayed me. Shoot I didn't even know they COULD die.

[moederdag]

hehe i keep making him angry at me even when i dont want to its kinda annoying i would have kicked him out of the party if i could

[rajputguard]

Alistair is awsome

My dragon age disc keeps freezing the second before I kill the Archdemon

[XxMordragxX]

swooping is bad :) thats one funny char and my fav

[CoffeeDeprived]

Alistair always cracks me up :D <3

[rolle16]

0:21 isnt that the beginning of the human noble origin?

[VICTORZITOSS]

@rolle16 perhaps is howe's home

[rolle16]

@VICTORZITOSS idk you can see the sky and there are ruins burning :p

[XxlnFlaMeSxX]

I'm most certainly gonna make some enemies here now, but... TEAM ZEVRAN!!

[TheKoekepeer]

'swooping is bad' funniest person in the game, after Oghren.

[MoooonshoesPotter]

Alistair is the COOLEST character! XD and most hilarious. <3

[UltramanCronos]

Weird how Alistair is featured wearing the Chevalier armor set instead of his usual Splintmail set.

[whydid666]

your teasing shall be remembered f-o-r e-v-e-r.....or until lunch time, lunch time makes everything better-oh I have cheese!

-Alasteir....yes that man is your new king...have fun with that.

[goldminer430]

Alistair is great but he can be dumb sometimes.

it's all like

"I lost my Friend he was like a father to me, feel bad for me!"

"well i just lost my REAL father, mother, brother, sister-in-law, cousin, caretaker, AND nephew."

"OH RIGHT, I FORGOT."

[mhou24]

@goldminer430 Then you've missed out on his wit. As for his attachment to Duncan, I wonder how you'd be if you were in his shoes - mother died at childbirth, father abandoning you to some dude because you are a threat to your half-brother's reign and same guy packing you off to the nearest orphanage at 10.

[Yora21]

Alistair is the first comic character in a BioWare game which I think is actually funny, since Jan Jansen.

All others were just stupid and anoying.

[ScreamingExplosion]

I want him. 'Nuff said.

[fran87gd]

ahhaah i luv when alistair and morrigan starts talking randomly while walking

[Regisigh]

Damn, what is that silver armor?

[orrestrnden]

@Regisigh Chevalier silverite armor.. its a pain in the ass to get though but it is doable..

[Regisigh]

@orrestrnden ahh okay thanks

[scrtwpnx]

@orrestrnden i think its supposed to be armor of the divine will

[orrestrnden]

@scrtwpnx They look exactly the same i heard...

[scrtwpnx]

@orrestrnden they do. but since allistair is a templar, and the armor of the divine will is only for templars, i figured it would be more likely that its the armor of the divine will and not the chevalier armor set

[orrestrnden]

@scrtwpnx Yeah your right

[MrJDred]

"Swooping is bad"

Lmfao xD lol

[alexmusteatpie2]

if you look up sexy in the dictionary, there's a picture of Alistair.

well at least in my dictionary <3

[TheSanguineVixen]

@alexmusteatpie2 And in mine too funny that! Alistair <3

[TommyVercetti214]

@alexmusteatpie2 Well in my dictionary it the picture is in "Friend" xD

[kitikiti94]

@alexmusteatpie2 Egyetértek veled :D

(I agree with you)

[9beatles]

@alexmusteatpie2 really? in my dictionary under stupid there is a picture of alistair... just saying

[blondebaby1412]

@alexmusteatpie2 Where can I buy your dictionary?! :D

[RyeGUY911]

what armor is he using and where do i get it

[kadu21]

@RyeGUY911 its called the armor of divine will and you can buy it from ruck in the ortain thaig

[LadyLatias]

"Swooping is BAD."

[MGOFadeToBlack]

I love this game cuase allistar is harry flyn from uncharted and morigann is chole from uncharted! I love this game

[NitroBacter90]

you feel so bad when u hurt his feelings XD

[Dragon00Majo00]

I love that he has an unholy love for fine cheeses and a mild obsession with his hair. And that his tent was easiest to pick out at camp...since it had that giant pac-man looking wheel of cheese right in front of it lol :-D

[umkaspy]

he is pain in the ass in the game, he is always unsaticfated with everything. even gifts didnt help to make out with him

[LookieHippie]

@umkaspy What are ya talking 'bout? The guy's so easy to please. And I'm not gloating... yes I am, but that's beside the point. He's like a big puppy. Be nice to him and he'll follow you blindly. He's such a good doggy, yes he is.

And I think you meant "make up" with him. Not "make out." Unless you're a girl. Then I'd understand what you're talking about.

[EchoGamer]

@LookieHippie Or a gay guy.

Then you would also know what they are talking about also.

[mattron574]

can u make ur own character

[drezzerXD]

I just LOVE Alistair, he made this game SOOO awesome :D

[mitchellvanvliet]

alistair is my favorite character of all time :P in any game

[TheScyx]

"You're like some...sneaky...witch-thief!"

[DragonRadar52]

@Moriim13 Of Course not! Just seeing what is was like and actually enjoying it are 2 different things.

[Moriim13]

I made a female character just to see what romancing Alistair was like...

Does that make me gay?

[Superdog750]

@Moriim13 That makes you awesome.

[Antrix32]

@Moriim13

no lol

[Nefferduat]

@Moriim13

Naw, he's the marshmallow, everyone wants to romance him.

[BitsOfLint]

@Moriim13

No, it makes you HUMAN.

[magicicle]

Alistair is so hot <3

[GertrudeandPenelope]

@JustAn0therC0py Yeah that would be awesome! Thanks!

[ChickenNugets96]

Alister would be my best friend if he were real. :D

[rachel9821]

I'd totally marry Alistair if I could.

[Knvkl]

I prefer Shale as my tank, she can take more hits and doesn't whine as much

[GertrudeandPenelope]

By the way, that armor is really awesome looking, where do you get it?

[JustAn0therC0py]

@GertrudeandPenelope I think this one is recieved by killing Loghain :)I forgot,did the game 9 times,for haven't played for a couple months ( doing it again now,and will tell if it rly is,if u do care so much)?:)

[GertrudeandPenelope]

@David196 lol you mean he's like the Leliana for guys*? But yeah he totally is!

[David196]

Wow, by reading the female players' comments, she's like the Leliana for girls :P

*Minor Spoiler*

(Okay, Leliana is also for girls...)

[Just4Lawls]

LOL. "Swooping is bad..."

[fleacythesheepgirl]

He ALWAYS takes the cinematic kills! XD

[Alistairville]

I've been an Alistair all my life but, unfortunately, I've never had to dispatch zombies or necro-mages or whatnot. Obviously I'm not living up to the full Alistair experience...

[PWNminator]

looks like James Hetfield a little bit lol ;D

[paulosquall25]

He reminds me of Nathan drake... anyone agree?? The looks, the comedic act, the eyebrows, hehe

[2Wolfheartwarrior]

the one who plays as alistair is Steve Valentine he is in a show called: "Im in the band" on "Disney XD" and in Uncharted 2 - Among the theives

[SophieCupcakeCullen]

I LOVE ALISTAIR!!!

[Guitaribonist]

The Fellowship of the Ring should of included Alistair!!

[TheRealJulieAlbright]

This is pretty much every girls fantasy man:

Funny

Silly

Tough but shy

and hot lol I love this guy

[TheMeganCake]

God i love this game... And him XD he is just soooo awesome.

[shadowcutie1]

♥♥So Freaking Sexy♥♥ *Light shines upon Alistair and holy music plays*

[matanteiloki]

Damn, I really don't like Alistair…but he's so fucking cute I can't hate him!

[TempusSans]

Hey! Alistair's voice was in Spider-man 3. He was the ugly guy taking photos of Gwen in that building before the crane attacked it.

[LilJunnie]

I'd like both he and Zevran in my bed >:]

[SailorSam416]

In my female human noble save, I'm his queen. Favorite ending <333

But in my female city elf save.... let's just say... RACIST RACIST!!!!! I wanted her to be Queen XD

[rifal004]

@SailorSam416 Elfs were long regarded as second class citizens, making one a queen just like that could cause all kinds of political backlash.

[vaporeon498]

alistar sucks in my mage file, he dies most of the time

[goldgod71]

hes a dimm witted comedian who thinks swooping is bad. that my knid of guy!

[xanyleon]

@goldgod71 SWOOPING IS BAAAD! :D

[izeckx]

@xanyleon Pardon my ignorance, but it seems I don't get the joke. What's so funny about the line "Swooping is bad"?

[xanyleon]

@izeckx oh it's just a classic line that Alistair says.

[StokieStallion]

ima guy and i think i love him, with my female save i goes sacrifice myself, thoguh my char been in a relationship with him, i said i want to kill him, he just laughed and said its not like im giving you a choice n sacrificed himself

Unexpected shock and really sweet, best ending ive had so far.

[DragonRadar52]

Alistair is freaking awesome! He's my favorite character!!

[Alvadea]

Seine deutsche Synchronstimme gefällt mir besser. ^^

[njwda]

Yup, the waiting around part is... awesome!

[AlistairTheHedgehog]

Morrgan: Do you fear barbarians will come and swoop down upon you? Alistair:...swooping is bad... LOL BEST LINE EVER

[frankfurtply]

Alistair the best fuck the rest!

[omgmyfishisdrowning]

swooping is bad........

[MishMoii]

Haha! I love Alistair!

He's my fav char in this game. (:

[thezodiac8973]

you either hate this guy or love him. i love oghren :)

[ultimaten0ob]

For a Virgin Religious Templar he sure does have alot of fanz. I am fucking jelous.

[kissmyass93]

hm.. Maby thats because he is just that, a cute virgin religious templar? I mean he is an awkward gentleman AND untouched fruit is most tasty.. am I right? ;D

[ultimaten0ob]

@kissmyass93 well... A virgin man is not like a virgin woman. A virgin woman... Erm.. Lets say it's a great fit... A man tends to... erm... Prematurly Ejactulate.

[GronkofSatan]

I'd like to bend that over and...

I MEAN WHAT A LOVELY GENTLEMAN.

[bitragale]

@GronkofSatan My exact thoughts :B

[xUxDontxKnowxMex]

For a Game character he's very, VERY cute <3

[dcl32]

@xUxDontxKnowxMex HAHAHAHAHA! NERD!!!!

[xUxDontxKnowxMex]

@dcl32 So just because i say that for a game character he looks good im a nerd? you dont know me so shut up... and ask the other girls here he DOES look good ^^

[dcl32]

@xUxDontxKnowxMex Well, I should get use to this after all SNAFU. Anyway, yeah you're a nerd if you want to tap a character from a video game. Ask anyone that's normal.

[xUxDontxKnowxMex]

@dcl32 I never said I wanted that... READ THE FREAKIN COMMENT CORRECTLY BEFORE YOU RESPOND.... I only said that he looks good...

[dcl32]

@xUxDontxKnowxMex Dude you're such a chump and might as well have

[amicusnemini]

Alistair is my boyfriend irl tbh

[KleineMoni]

Alistair simply -> ♥

[sarryena]

alistair is hot! idc if hes only a game charecter hes hot

[RosalieHale1995]

to bad the guy that did his voice isnt as cute in real life.

[TempusSans]

@RosalieHale1995 He's not that bad looking.

[MrBooommbastic]

Alistair is the best Character from all Games, the i have see!:D Hi and Morrigan...:D

Btw.:Sorry for bad english.

[harsteu]

lol, but i agree, their should ba an Alistair in the next ME dlc

[jamesoyoung333]

Alistair for DA2,3,4,5... and ME3,4,5...XD

exist damn you, EXIST!!!

[MrBrickmaniac]

he is such as pathetic tank, imo mc or shale

[Aoscaden]

I've beaten the game nearly 5 times, had a relationship with him 3 times and yet.. he still makes me swoon..

Go Alistair!

[CamilleA05]

Oh my,that gave me chills.What a man that Alistair is! He's gorgeous,he really is.

[Xtian913]

Alistair is the best!

[justfortheshizz]

ALISTAIR

[SHMoonclan]

O.o King Duncan is the king in MacBeth...AKWARD....

[ashoryu]

@SHMoonclan

I thought the same thing.

[DraculAoAlucard]

@SHMoonclan But Duncan isn't king :p

[Julalaxsa]

I wish he's real. Anybody has a problem with that? XD

[TkdXBelt]

@Julalaxsa

Not at all.

[xanyleon]

@Julalaxsa yeah he's awesome...

[The12Child]

@Julalaxsa The dude is a Temperler. He hate David Copperfield. And yes I have a problem.

[The12Child]

@Julalaxsa If that dude was real would he be in the SAS or somthin' like that?

[WyverxCA]

Ugh, why you so adorable?

[funnyflyingdutchgirl]

Zevran!!

[SHMoonclan]

<3 Zevran

[Zeryxcro]

mans and womens tell me who is better zervin or alistar

[EdslilNeko]

Depends on whether you go for romantic or sexy.

Alistair is hopelessly romantic, and Zevran is very sultry.

[MelodySternchen]

alistair <3

[Midnight0Mistress]

Alistair

[RosalieHale1995]

@Zeryxcro

Alistair. hands down

[2addict2anime]

@GamererYT Yeah let's just wish we can do that to him especially morrigan (hahahahaha joking not morrigan)

[undisputed4life]

sounds strangly like harry flynn from uncharted 2 unless...

[thishatandyou]

@undisputed4life That's because it is! :D

[LadyPest]

Very kick-ass! I like alot!!

[LevitatingxDuck]

swooping is bad....

[ProjectAKaio]

<3 bwahahaha

[MrYugioh4life]

alistair is so awesome

[Instantmoss]

this guy here in a lot of ways truly make the game, he is the comic relief lol...oh and so is sten with his cookie fixation XD

[ensittare]

Funniest character since Minsc.