Secrets 101

[TheCaptainVlogs]

I'm an Alien....that feels better.

[KittenKoder]

But I do hate love.

[tenten6134]

My Secret: I love craig benzine <3

[spockdarthvcheese]

YOUR RIGHT !!!!! I AM LYING TO MYSELF!!!!

[webmaster8040]

@spockdarthvcheese *you're

[thespianwaffles]

secretly, I thought I knew the guy on the left in the wink. But I don't.

[Emerezilion]

When I heard you say 'Aaah' at the beginning of the video I thought you were going to sing the song from the beginning of the Lion King.

[cookiesnomnomnomify]

my secret is given the choice between sleeping in the same bed as my brother or eat raw beef id eat raw beef

[scifigeek14]

i looove that movie

[jono501]

If we hate love you love love:)

[BluesRockGuitarist]

wheezy-a-thon Day... i lost cout

[XxxCookieMonsterxxXv]

Sometimes... I have no secret on the top of my head... I had it.... Now it's gone

[alwaysjello]

wat u wit the fancy close? :/

[icsomethingshiny124]

I've had dreams of you

and liked them.

[elove0209]

I found this video very odd (like usual) , but I think he wants people to tell their secrets for his own amusement.

[TheKatsProductions]

there is a movie called you got mail? its probably about child molesters.

[NinjaSammich12]

@ninjaslikelamas .... We would get along..,

[TheThatCapricorn]

I dont question my own existence.

I question other's existence.

[Ninjaslikelamas]

I have a bad habbit of questioning my own exsistance. It can be a problem.

[storry1234]

no get drunk no wink from you personally in a while im starting to doubt this relationship (secretly)

[TheNick0fTime]

im writing a starfox fanfiction to combat the sucktastic story from starfox command.

[ssbrwl]

Your fart joke is the only one to every make me laugh.

[lemob182]

I ran over a couple of rabbits once...

[elove0209]

@lemob182 i HATE you because of your comment! You idiot.

[NeversaidIwouldnt]

Lawls or something

[Jawniebobo]

i watch your videos when i'm naked.

[SuperTortoisedude]

I died

[wizard101ize]

I am from the CIA SHHHHHHHHHH

[KittehBoy2012]

I watched your video.

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

I don't believe in Psychology.

[TheRedWolf080]

I like lolies >.<

[supernatashaman]

i like money

[Kathylorx]

I laik pie

[Dragonrider233]

i have a face.

[bubbleheadash]

I'm a lesbian

[cheseeh]

im batman

[KeybladeMaster33]

Yes! With this video I have now successfully watched all 500 some of WheezyWaiter's videos! *slaps bracelet on wrist* WOO

[TheHatOfDestiny]

I wear a hat.

ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh



[lilylpotter3]

my secret is a secret so i cant tell you

[DustyShades]

Secretly? I think I'm in love with you.....

[XxbrokensmilesxX1]

........my fingers are always cold.

[mjpickle]

It's the Tom Hanks charm that makes it so great. That and his aunt is a nine year old.  (hot)

[ImSupaSwift]

i play xbox kinect naked... lol

[rock1chica]

I have never heard of the movie You Got Mail

[LoquaciousInkSlinger]

@rock1chica GASP! "You've Got Mail" is an AMAZING MOVIE!

[Lydia4181998]

@rock1chica its really good. especially cause Tom Hanks is in it :D

[matthew1allison2]

My secret is... Im addicted to... stealing lolipops from little weezywaiters... im sorry =( lol

[sk8tRpunk1090]

I like Justin Bieber...I really do , He is my role model!!!(Yes , I am a GUY)

[eduardog3000]

@sk8tRpunk1090 you mean "Yes, I am a GAY"?

[GumiYummi]

I play just dance 2 when I'm alone

[teagules]

oh my secrets really obscure, you've probably never heard of it

[eduardog3000]

@teagules I'm guessing it's not mainstream

[tyguy997]

i have a secret..WOOOH it felt good to get that off my chest

[SSdetectiveagency]

I....I never actually seen "You Got Mail" *sigh* that feels SO good to get it out

[DarkGaarafan17]

I fuck sheep.

[kobra867]

i have massive clown penis wow that felt good to get off my chest

[SupiLoti]

what does the 101 mean?

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[GearaldCeltaro]

Do I have a secret? Well I'm sorry but that's secret! What do you mean that if I have a secret and I tell you that if I have a secret and tell that it's secret to know what even the context of the secret about that's basically saying I have a secret that's too secret to not be a secret which means pinata?!

[ArianaGlove]

OMG THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON MY DOGS BIRTHDAY!!!

[MsKxAnGiiL]

@ArianaGlove Nobody gives a *Ding*

[Chromidorr]

I ate wheezywaiter's beard for desert

[littlehagg94]

If you like the movie You've got Mail, then you will love the musical She Loves Me. same storyline!!!!!

[nonameshearhere]

One time my family and I all piled into a kiddy pool naked and had sex for three hours.

[Nofxthepirate]

I have to admit, I like "chick flicks". I suppose if I ever get married my wife will love that.

[wolfie90909]

Im a bisexual.

[AllergicToCramps]

I'm a Narwhal.

[McDicksRocksSocks]

The only thing I pass is legislation.

LOL.

[MarshmellowDoom]

My parents never gave me the sex talk, so I was unaware as to weather or not I had a penis unil I was 11 years old.

[TheKrazykool809]

im jealous of your beard

[sodiumswellkatie27]

at the beggining of this video a disney add was on. so you had no mouth and your head was big and all of a sudden two little kids pop up with the add with their hands up all happy about disney and it looks like you are hunting them or something. I couldn't even focus on the rest of the vid. SO HILARIOUS!! :D

[papertoss]

press 4 ;)

[jayz2488]

to make wheezy beat box, press 8 and 6 alternatvely

[realwarpet]

holy *** I'm one of the highest rated comments :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MyOctopusEatsBananas]

@realwarpet second

[thiefofmyheart]

I, I, i'm Canadian!!!

Phew that felt good.

[creamsodagurl]

@thiefofmyheart FORK YEAH! :D

[HungryPiex100]

i only like people with beards. :o

[zoensydlivelovelaugh]

Hey wheezy you should have a vid just for your fans talking about how much you love (or hate achemm Tommy) them.......doo doo dah doobly doo i -4 u ( hahaha to all the people who put -3 I one-upped you so HA!) :( I made a meanie

[ksnoop116]

-8zxfmsdu9,g90dfg, zorgons

[cottoncandyaddict]

i love to dig around in my gauges and smell my ear cheese. best. smell. ever. but not anyone else's! WORST. smell. ever.

[Reggie1316]

Under these clothes.... Im naked...

[rabit29]

i love you

[oneawesomefreak1]

Meg Ryan went to my dad's school. This is not a secret or a joke; just sayin.

[alpha1871]

I hate all things that start with the letter Z. *phew* that felt good...

[mcrpeople321]

I once killed a man...

In a video game

[GuitarJK1988]

one time ,, in band camp.. there was a female.. and she had a flute.. and she put it in her.. mouth and blew on it

I dont like flutes

[HaloRoxMySox47]

One time, I said I was a AAA member to get the hotel discount, but I really wasn't o_O

[cateater11]

ive got something to confess........... ive never herd OF THE MOVIE YOUVE GOT MAIL, and too all of u tlkn bout canadians.... i have a freind who recentlly moved to the us from canada and he is acctually alot nicer then most of my freids,, why does the media always make fun of canadians?????

[askbreanna]

One time, I stole my aunt's chicken bouillon cubes, because sometimes I take one to suck on. Kinda like candy- except weirder. I hid them in the bathroom drawer because I didn't want to steal them from the kitchen every time (she's in the kitchen a lot). One day she found them....awkward...

I also like You've Got Mail...that isn't as awkward, because I'm a teenage girl.... but I totally sympathize with you!

[geanime54]

Secret time!

Dad, I've never liked country music.

I know you want me to be more country, but come on, I was born in Texas. You were born in Boston. So...what does this tell us class?

[yoshi127island]

canadians aren't people

[MULTILIVE4LIFE33]

shhh i hate canada and i love it too so me pus canada is bad ps hetalia axis powers is cool go look it up.

[rethinkOURreality]

My favorite romantic movie is You've Got Mail!! I'm so glad you like it too :)

[JuliaNadeaneS]

@howYAlikeMEnow2009 me to... its kind of salty but metal-ish. i'm a freak. :/

[spongebuddy009]

I am in love with Anthony Padilla... Which isn't really a secret... I just felt like sharing :)

[datluigi]

I'm straight. I admit it.

[mysticmeana]

I love you got mail too!!!!!!!!

[GumiYummi]

I sometimes cry for no reason. Hmm... Maybe that was to embarrassing

[CutMeBabe1]

i rented the full seinfield series..

[customcartoons]

I actually loved, I mean LOVED, Hudson Hawk! Couldn't understand why it bombed.

[nbtful]

Attach a video

[zzg9900]

. . . .i had sex witha motor bike. . .

[manicmads]

i shower naked

[TheLiivahiir]

@manicmads I sometimes pee in the bathroom

[SugarFreeMentosGum]

@manicmads I don't.

[MeenyMcSweeny]

@manicmads You to???

[jlaymem9]

I cried at the end of My Dog Skip.

[Lari588]

i like in soviet russia jokes :D

[MULTILIVE4LIFE33]

@Lari588 me too :D

[Crazyclock222]

I hate country music. That wasnt exactly a secret though.

[yuntras]

i dont like heavy metal or pop...that is not a big deal

[JJAB91]

I cried at the end of Titanic. 

[spaceknight64]

My mom loves that movie

[MultiMarcus111]

i hate what people think but i pretend to care...

[Mani231290]

I have a friend called Zoe. There, I said it...

[sophside]

i like hot baths

[see4ward]

I NEED A LAPTOP

[tobiosnmakky]

@see4ward how are you online then then

[see4ward]

@tobiosnmakky

Old fashioned, butt numbing, PC!! 

[Rawrisons97]

5 clones you killed clicked the dislike button.

My deepest darkest secet is............................­.I honestly don't relly have a secret. hmmmmmm, well um...erm.......I'm Bi-sexual? yep all you wheezy fans and wheezy waitor are the first to know this.

[aprilisawesomeable]

My secret is.. I .. don't like you've got mail.

Whoa.. i feel so much better. :)

[realwarpet]

...all of my secrets are too secret to not be a secret which means there not a secret,,,but secretly i wish i never had a secret to keep that secret as a secret from other secret keepers.

[CBDrummerJoe]

@realwarpet o___O

[NerdInPajamas]

the summer b4 college i perfected my british accent and now everyone in school thinks im from Paddington and the stress is starting to get to me and i cant take it...

[Mrshappyhippo75]

I'm scared to look myself in the mirror for fear that I might see my true self and not like what I see. JK I have perfect self-esteem... whimper.

[DarkVenomFang]

I had my heart broken and never fully recovered from it. So now I'm a heartless jerk.

MAN that felt good to get out there

[Musiclectica]

The very first word sounds like the beginning of Lion King. And secret-wise, I always, always, always cry when I watch the Lion King. :'(

[maganaga14]

i killed a kid...........ohh shit the cops

[GeorgeMillerAtkinson]

I like Star Trek V.

[cjwKILLEDcool]

I think my gf's friend likes me. Really, really likes me.... yeah.... *shirt* just got real

[stephlovesthejobros]

I KIND OF LOVE THE MOVIE YOU'VE GOT MAIL! OMG TWINSIES! =)

[Pokemonmeja]

Im phycic... Seriously

Not that Move things with your mind.O se in the future.

I see dead animals. O_o

[FunnySun10]

Here's my secret: I...watch wheezywaiter videos! *clutches chest and breathes heavily* You don't know how good that feels to get off my chest.

[MrHowdareyou]

Secretly gay 

[SM64DSfreak347]

sometimes i wish i was a woman... at least for a day

[sierrac13]

I've never seen that movie :/

[THErawritssydney]

I still suck my thumb. ((:

[biviscool]

the only thing i like about my girlfriend is her vagina

[Narglesonamistletoe]

When I was around seven years old and got new wallpaper in my room, I often tried to pull it off. I still hate it and sometimes I try to pull it off.

[nyylilg53]

lol i farted when he said government did you pass gass lol

[jadejigsaw]

My computer screen was dirty ad whe you got close it looked like you had a...BOOGER.... :)

[ihartrory]

ammmmm....i have a man crush on wheezywaiter

[sasuke2545]

@ihartrory Same here

[deathswriter]

I sometimes wish that I could live in my own little fantasy worlds. Vampires that AREN'T fags -cough- edward cullen- cough- and other stuff. I dare all you edward cullen fans to flame me for this message. Go on. DO it you little whiny fangirl bitches

[LovehammerMedia]

@deathswriter You mean non abstinent Vampires that doesn't sparkle when they go out in the sun, and don't attend high-school? as if!

[deathswriter]

@LovehammerMedia -sarcasm- Yeah those kinds of vampires, they are so cool

[electr0lady]

I LOVE THAT MOVIE! It's my ultimate guilty pleasure.

My friend linked me to this saying "you're the same!" I initially thought she meant about the fart joke but I'm relieved that she doesn't think i'm so filthy. (I am.)

[TwilightStone]

I secretly love this guy who's going out with my best friend.

[TheAwesomekman]

my secret. i wrote the script for 2 girls 1 cup.

[beastintwin2]

i eat babys poo

[SuperAmp18]

I love You've Got Mail!

[liberator416]

my secret is that i am obsessed with wheezy waitor vids

[dallas748]

ive been watching porn since i was 7...i really hope my mom doesnt see this 0_o

[r3ap3r10]

i want to go out with a girl who thinks im emo im not emo...........cutting urself hurts...........

[HyperHippos]

I love You've Got Mail! ^^ :-(D

[nack287]

secretly i am bi-sexual

[nack287]

my secret is that i am secretly bi

[Xzii666]

Nobody knows I'm a lesbian.

[silverarrows13]

I like pie...

oh, wait. that's not a secret ;D

[IzoTarrok]

that isnt ranch...

[Mer1002]

My secret is I love you...oh wait.....<3

[KururuHacked]

I'm paranoid when I sleep so I have to have the TV on all night or I'll go insane and start thinking someone is trying to break into the house.

I also talk to myself almost all of the time, even explaining things to myself that I already know so I can feel smart. D:

[TheRave6]

i like 3 guys from my school and i picture myself getting maried to each one to help me choose

[damanaboy]

wheezy waiter gets a thumbs up for all his videos :) (from me)

[midnightthebunny]

i am a shinigami

[lern2sk8]

@midnightthebunny midnightthebunny

9.12.12

" Dies of choking eating cocopuffs "

[WendiTheP00h]

OhMyGosh I love this guy (:

[guinivereXbloodgood]

I enjoy singing Kelly Clarkson at the top of my lungs when I'm home alone.

[eatenedurpickle]

I'm a serial killer from arizona hiding in pa in a 14 year old's life, since i killed the kid....

[danceandrevolution]

i like big butts and I can not lie

[cootwcrws]

:D :D :D

You've Got Mail is my favorite!