Evil Doves
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  • Interesting timing... I just saw a pair this afternoon.

    Great images and cool tune!

  • @RightArmProductions Thanks! The most I've seen in my backyard at a single time is eight, but that was a couple months ago. Lately they've seemed a little nervous. Probably the neighborhood cats have been harassing them!

  • Definitely evil. But, you gotta admit, they must have a great PR firm!

  • @kenrg Either that or they have an uncanny ability to fly under the radar, so to speak, and their evil tendencies usually just go unnoticed!

  • I came across one of these evil creatures just the other morning. It was cursing and spitting on the pavement! I'm assuming it was a common dove.

  • @kingspunkbubble They're everywhere, watching everyone, all the time. It's impossible to do anything without them noticing! Who they report back to, I do not know, but one thing is for sure, they are up to nothing good!

  • @blackturtleshow Tom Lehrer had the right idea. Poison them!

  • how did you discover our secret?! you must die, you will not stop our plan to cover the world in bird poo!

  • @PIKAMONjake Actually I thought the plan was to poison reservoirs, but the birds I captured and interrogated may have provided me with misleading information. Those cleaver foul!!!

  • Злые Голуби

    (I believe that would be the correct translation for "Evil Doves"!)

  • @RuskyED weird, my browser says 'Zlye Golubi' is this a real compound serbian word or is my translator crappy?

  • @PIKAMONjake Злые Голуби is Evil Doves in Russian using standard Cyrillic letters. It seems that 'Zlye Golubi' would SOUND about right using letters from the English alphabet, although I think I would go with 'Zlui-yee Go-loo-bee' instead. Serbian is likely to be a little different from Russian, but probably close.

  • You could just buy you a slingshot! Weeeeeeee Just shoot ketchup packets at em! The other birds will see all the "blood"!

  • @GEEZERKLIPS A BB gun might work too. Most likely plenty of youthful sharp-shooters in the neighborhood practice their skills by shooting at the birds. In fact, I'm sure that family members of some of the birds that appear in this video have perished as a result of such activity!

  • Another awesome song! :)

  • @ZeroCountdown1 Thanks!

  • Spawns of Satan! Good luck protecting your settlement from their diabolical forces.

  • @paperpeoplejokes A veterinarian experienced in dealing with the demonic possession of birds may be my only hope. It was very cunning of the evil one to disguise his minions as peaceful doves!

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