Shephard's Mind Episode 9

[Omegapwn117]

She used to be a tker but then she took a bullet to the knee

[jackbuchok]

why am i surprised that the top comments are both quotes from the video we just watched? oh and look, one of them isn't even quoted RIGHT...

[whatafuuuuu]

wtf lol "tryes to knock out girl" ah damnit come here, and shes just standing there showing her butt to ya hehe

[killer402402]

i use to askout black op chicks thin i took a bullet to the nee

[Killamatrix243]

Looks like these females are in...

*puts on sunglasses*

the fetal position

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[alexman9000]

@Killamatrix243 ? fail ?

[Killamatrix243]

@alexman9000 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Thecommander248]

I used to be a soldier until black ops shot me in the knee.

[rockermanfan]

3:55 he shot that guy in the crotch!!

[NoOrdinaryKids]

I used to hit on black ops, but then I took a bullet to the knee.

[morsmanal]

It's a SAW not an M60. Just sayin

[XR012]

@morsmanal SAW stands for Squad Automatic Weapon. M60 is a SAW too. OF has M240, though.

[MrJosefVStalin]

"Just like Indiana Jones would have done." Sarge? Is this where you were before the red team?

[smbzfan2]

2:07 Scout, is that you?

[TheKidowen]

BOINK.

[TheLaserQuinn]

shephard shot a black-op in the leg?

sp, she used to be a black-op, until she took a bullet to the knee...WHY DID I GO SO LOW

[pivotman101cool]

this is more shephards mouth and not mind because hes actualy talking

[RAZERBACK777]

oohoo this mission just got a whole lot better

[KAOSMASTERoriginal]

"the area was secure, sir, but then i took an arrow to the knee..."

[Upfrontwarboys]

So, is this before of after the episode that he said he didn't want the M60 if the Black ops wasn't standing right in front of him?

[2mitchmitch]

BONK!

[McIntireConspiracy]

can i buy one of you ladies a drink

[romarpatacsil]

2:32 *assassin lady comes closer* shepard: so do you like sports? *gets shot* come on.I'm just asking for a conversation.

[CADENL4D]

a TF2 and indiana jones reference, man... he is on a roll

[MrDrewDillon]

thats right asshole im just a box these guys dont suspect anything awhhw ahhahaha die

[TheEpicJedi]

@MrDrewDillon I bet ge dud a MGS ipmression of Snake, but he didn't got IN or UNDER the box

[wackydude7]

2+0=75436787847363253512

[Eustake]

One of the funniest parts!

[rexisprime12]

@Romarpaticsal he said "I got your six", meaning I got your back you dumbass!

[romarpatacsil]

what the heck is the soldier sayin' at 3:42?

[romarpatacsil]

at 3:06 the soldier is saying i got your sex!

[xxlCortez]

You thought about the option that these chicks may have boyfriends?

[rexisprime12]

@KrimsonYT not to be an over correcting troll or anything but that's not an M60, it's an M249 SAW. Just saying.

[MrMegatwister]

Is that a mirror in your pocket cause YOU JUST SHOT ME IN THE KNEE!

[JohnnySpykeGaming]

i cant believe you're dissapointed in an m fucking 60

[Che1seabluesdrogba11]

sweet female latex assasins lol

[MAZZ0Murder]

Just as bad with women as I am!

[SableGear]

Adrian Shephard; Lady Killer

[Trybut3]

@SableGear a literal ladt killer!

[MEGAtoaster1]

thats right asshole. im just a box

[SandvichFilms]

You missed the turn, Mr. Traine. Back the fuck up!

[haxbox7]

BONK

[Azf12]

Actually, it was an M240 SAW, not an M60.

[Drougar108]

mm box snake ftw :D

[F4fullpower]

"Agh......that hurt ya bitch!"

[draco0rex]

shepard's black ops pickup lines class 101

[TevanaZelta]

Shepard: Hey after this is all over do you wana go to dinner or something

(Black Ops Girl shoots at Shepard)

Shepard: Done change the subject.

[katkiller3000]

4:11 is that ur best pickup line? "hey is that a mirror in your pocket because you just SHOT ME IN THE KNEE!!!"

[thegameboy001]

Shepard: no one will suspect a box

Black ops agent 1: Hey that box is moving!

Black ops agent 2: It's just your imagination.

[X4Valor]

@mgfilms1000 cl_drawviewhud 0

[thekieranvideos]

he loves his handgun doesnt he

[Pufinated]

5:44 JUST A BOX.

[tommyshooter25]

bonk



[mgfilms1000]

hey krimsin how do not hold a weapon

[gameaddict11707]

@mgfilms1000 r_drawviewmodel 0 to hide, 1 to unhide. :-)

[46Cod]

yeah no one would suspect a moving box hahah :DDD

[stickdudeshooter]

wait until gordon freeman finds out that the ninjas are girls

[ghandimangl3r]

i love how the black ops girls react perfectly to what you say. lol

[crilljr420]

@ghandimangl3r The obvious trick is to add the comments after you play, to see what you can work in.

My apologies if that's a secret or something. 

[ghandimangl3r]

@crilljr420 fuck im retarded.

[AGrayPhantom]

"ADRIAN! We don't shoot guys in the DICK!"

[iLikeLawngnomes]

4:14 "Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause YOU JUST SHOT ME IN THE KNEE!"

[UberTuber04]

5:36 - 5:50 = EPIC WIN

5:52 = EPIC FAIL

XD

[Mancon1001]

I don't need women, all i need is Electrified waste, My alien buddies and a heavy machinegun.

[159874236951478]

2:08 BONK

[WWII4444]

Only freeman can operate trams eficiently, sheperd don't know squat.

[fressfisch]

"fucking ninjas, man. i was NOT prepared for ninjas"

[nexxam1011]

3:50 - looks around corner, friendly fires a BOp in the groin

my face: ಠµಠ

goodluck whit that courtmarshal, bro.

[burningflurber]

I love the, "BONK!"

[REAPER3382]

is that a mirror in your pocket or is that YOU JUST SHOT ME IN THE KNEE

[MEGAtoaster1]

4:15 hey is that a mirror in your pocket because YOU JUST SHOT ME IN THE KNEE

[henrique165]

BONK!



[therugbyprou13]

hahahaha 3:11 the guy ses i got ur sex! hahahahahahha

[Hojoky96]

@therugbyprou13 he says I got ur six. that means that hes got shepherds back.

[gaararox1108]

Hey is that a mirror in your pocket? Because you--just shot me in the knee!

[skelitack]

@gaararox1108 I used to be an adventurer, like you. but then i took an arrow to the knee

[KlivanRobert]

i love how Adrian figured out what the arrow signs did like 10 minutes faster than gordon the MIT graduate

[rOfLcOpTeR4100]

tf2 reference

[ZSputnick10]

why did you kill your future wife! :(

[Kylereece98]

there are bits every where

[DragoSonicMile]

I don't think flirting with the lady black ops reduces the damage you take at all.

Still it makes for hilarious viewing opportunities.

he he...

[gibsonfirebirdguy]

BONK

[moom241]

I'll have to use that pickup line more often. Hey babe, is that a mirror in your pocket or you just shot me in the kneecap! I bet that'll work every time.

[Zyuta]

So whilst in combat Shepard is trying to hit on women even though they're trying to kill him? That doesn't exactly end well.

[V3SGO2011]

6:44 HEADSHOT

[WholesomeBurn]

Ohmigod... Its everywher-THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

[baconbitzlol]

So , no. Not like Indiana Jones would've done.

[baconbitzlol]

Indiana jones uses a revolver.

[silvernug]

hey is that a mirror in your pocket or did YOU JUST SHOOT ME IN THE KNEE! rofl

[legoguygp]

let me guess team fortress 2 bonk cool

[finalbossmachinima]

Hitting on everything with 3 holes. Got style Shepard

[supersaiyan3shit]

to me that gun does look like an m60 but im not that great at identifying guns

[kawswak]

rite in the crotch apparently it works on girls to. hey is that mirror in ur pocket because U JUST SHOT ME RITE IN THE KNEE OUCH

[whoman10original]

Thats right asshole... I'm just a booocsss!

*turns around*

Uuh.. AH! AH! AAAH AHHH!! AAAAAH!!! RRRRR- DIE UNH!!!!! oh.... huh. Well, that actually worked.

[Saladbowl]

I actually like this better than Freemans mind :) Good job!

[Tot9991]

I like how he try's to score every girl-black-ops. Thumbs up if you agree.

[Grimreaper905]

Hey You Ok?

..........

Yea You're Ok

[lamnaa]

"One shot, one kill?" The guy's carrying a squad support weapon, that's literally the opposite of what he should be doing.

[qwertyrobot5]

actually, there is a major artery in theleg, so getting shot there can kill you

[Roflolize1]

Phone numbers? They're DEAD, Adrian.

[fighterzbt23]

BONK!!!

[Attewir]

ROFL "Uhh i think i hitted he's gas tank, ARE YOU OKAY? Oh shit" A "body"

[Tucher97]

phone number there dead man

[Tucher97]

can i buy u ladies a drink and the started shooting

[tehwioug]

Shephard was in the same sector that Freeman was, I kinda feel sorry for Shephard at the end of the game, they basically hold him captive on a chopper in the middle of no where."They"=Gman and his "employers".

[RaMZes9722]

Are they stupid??? They see you but don't shoot at you

[choloyugioh]

loli shot one and i teebag the shit out of it :D



[1177password]

Shit bonk. Thatz rite asshole im just a box. Turns around* aaahahhhhhAhhaahahahhaa

[MrSnakenoob]

Seems like sheperd will hit on anything with 2 legs and a hole

[moric15]

what was the rest of that pick up line for the mirror?

[punkid242]

@moric15 is that a mirror in your pocket cuz i see me in your pants

[0815tdl]

omg Shepard is in Sector E the same place Freeman was in a moment ago!

[XxMRkiLLsxX]

Is that a mirror in your pocket because you just shot me in the knee

[NeoTodesklingel]

Waste of Flesh, usable for Guys, if you ask me.

[Big5000K]

Ahhh shit!

I forget to get there phone numbers!

[1stsgtadamvee]

@Big5000K their*

[Big5000K]

@1stsgtadamvee *Their.

[Weegee905]

"Sooooo... do you like sports?"

*SHOT*

[machiner6]

Sh*t, BONK! :D

[masterpengun]

no you killed jack

[ShowDieShowLeader]

Shepard is a pervert now? LOL

[thealmostjew]

awww, Shepherd just proved chivalry isn't dead. how sweet :)

[Azf12]

Man I wish KRimsinYT's voice was actually Shepard's voice.

Because you're a great actor, like Ross Scott or IRAMightyPirate.

[Azf12]

"Hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Because YOU JUST SHOT ME IN THE KNEE!"

Lol

[Azf12]

I thought that was a SAW...

[kaspersky36]

Thats not an m60 pal'.

It's an m249

[sonicsecrtrings]

anyone notice the gap

[LittleRedCup]

Thats a SAW not a m60

[VaciliNikoMavich]

"Check in?! I dont think he can hear you dude..."

xD

[charango96]

i facepalmed at the end

[NoHeadsProduction]

5:26 That looks like the SAW from CSS, or the Para. Whichever its called.

[Ozonethewolf]

BONK! omg thats funny lol

[dj1159]

I think I like this more then Freeman's Mind.

[RonaldinhoReborn]

3:54 LOL you shot him in the BALLS!

[superpenguin385]

0:20 FAIL OWNAGE

[Totalwar09]

lol he sayed "Ponk" from TF 2 X'D :)

[Mach10Guy]

The ending is the best xd "Just like Indiana Jones would do" LOL

[35kaspar]

bonk subcribed

[fury614]

4:06 u shot him in the penis XD

[henrique165]

waaaaaiiit thats a m249 not a m60 right?...

[bigfatcarp93]

@henrique165 Yeah, Krimsin messed up on that one... not that it matters TOO much, but still...

[KrimsinYT]

@henrique165 Yes, yes, I mistook a light machine gun for another, very slightly different-looking, light machine gun.

[redvyper]

@KrimsinYT They're actually quite different looking machine guns :) But you're still getting a !Like nevertheless.

[double2000ful]

@KrimsinYT Stuipd,you killed ur own team! >:O

[Tommy3981]

@henrique165 NO ITS AN M249

[darkgamer61]

@henrique165 your just sad to know the exact name of the gun

[steamfake500]

how about coffe never mind your dead WTF!

[ememannen]

"That's right assholes, I'm just a box, these guys don't expect a thing *looks at special ops* uuhh UHHH UH UH AH AH AH AR DIE AR, oh huh, well that actually worked...

[Mach10Guy]

@ememannen HAHAHAHA That was such a win XD

[beank6]

5:36 - 5:53 made me laugh so hard

[Cab00s397]

lol" can i buy u 2 lady's a drink , ow ow

[KaollaTheSu2]

BONK! If you were from where I am from, you'd be fucking dead!

[SlimAndy95]

5:53 made me lol

[FreddeX91]

"Heh heh that's right asshole, im just a box" >:D

(Apparently Adrian Shephard and Solid Snake share a thing in common ;D)

[71234568]

i shot anything that wasnt wearing camo and couldnt talk oh well thats black fucking mesa for ya

[thekillingsnowflake]

:))



[braden74112]

"hey you missed th turn Mr.train back the fuck up!"

[Koniving]

That's actually the M249 Minimi SAW (Squad Automatic Weapon), not an M60.

[bluke225]

@Koniving thers also an m240 saw the longer version of the m249

[fearoftheboxer]

@Koniving FUCK MYSPACE

[Ideaboy13]

@Koniving M249 and Minimi are two different weapons. Do your research.

[zmanroc]

BONK!!!!!

[AstropilotStudios]

"So do you like sports?"

[Pew]

"Oh cmon I was just makign a conversation!"

[moomin96]

BONK! then the soldier said "thats what im talkin about!" LOL

just like tf2

[Firefiercer]

BONK! xD

[mockz12]

hahahahahaha!!!

[jlc2100]

THIS GUY DONT EXPECT A THING

[ATEEEtheTHREE]

Whose are those black guys?They are the combine or what?

[TheRadar758]

@ATEEEtheTHREE You ARE an idiot.

[ATEEEtheTHREE]

@ATEEEtheTHREE

Because i asked something? Idiot...

[bigfatcarp93]

@ATEEEtheTHREE No, the Combine haven't appeared yet in the storyline. Those are Black Ops.

[mattstorm360]

so do you like sports

*gets shot*

[gaming1463]

lol i love how he's trying to pick up the women that are shooting at him.

[LutenantDmitri]

oh my god...its everywhere" XD