Jesse Eisenberg on Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (2009)

[neSarang3528]

He's so funny. I love the nerdy tone to his voice !

[TheRadikaldude]

Lmao this guys pretty hilarious!

[ChaSSerz]

He moves around a shit load

[twilightfreak372]

god you can soooooo tell he is jewish lol lol

i love him so much hes such a cutie

[irishboy325]

The most irritating voice...

[thafoofa]

Yeah um, flipping the video won't protect you from copyright claims.

[cja2369]

"She's still older than me" am i the only one who caught that?

[cja2369]

Does he always talk this fast and can't hold still? Or is he just incredibally nervous???

[ashleyg325]

Eek he didn't kiss or even shake hands w/ Kate Walsh

[cja2369]

@ashleyg325 yeah that was so awkward

[Yangy00]

I love how he can't sit still xD

[whatsupINDI]

i will marry you. asap

[TheLovingLucy]

yooo I understand how he feels, Im a homebody too...I mean I don't cry everyday in school, but when I was little I had seperation problems and I wouldn't want my parents to drop me off anywhere because I thought something bad would happen. But I'm not as awkward as Jesse...I'm awkward just not that much.

[NightinGal89]

lol..I only just realized they took a line from that clip, in the film, Jesse says "he sets the standard for not to be fucked with", and here they stopped at "sets the standard", probably because you can't curse on live TV?

[TalkThisOut]

lol i like him i can relate to him so much =D he kinda beats me on the awkward lvl but still my favorite actor

[nanfolio]

he's so cute when he's nervous

[NightinGal89]

I would totally marry him.

[kindnuggys]

why do they shake hands lefty?

[merly77]

Jesse looks so uncomfortable when they're laughing at him about humanizing himself. He's funny even when he's just trying to be himself. Gotta love him.

[kickodude]

DON'T CRY JESSE! DON'T CRY JESSE!

[WillHerndon]

Incredible chemistry between these two, haha. I honestly don't know if I'm being sarcastic or not.

[enapeculiar]

"She's still older than me" LMAO

[misssilivren]

I LOVE HIM. he's so adorable awkward. and he /actually/ has real charm - its so irritating when you have an actor you like, then watch an interview and are amazed at how they completely lack wit. <3

[NightinGal89]

@misssilivren Amin.

[buldosis]

Where did 9:54 go?

[buldosis]

i like his character

[ibsilly0snap]

dont cry jesse :( hes so cute poor kid

[banana2666]

Awww his awkwardness is so freaking adorable. No one can pull it off like him.

[elementohsix]

I love him.

[noolybieber]

wow he talks fast ><

but he so sweet OMG who cares he's gewish he is such a cutie <3

[karimaasonya]

he is THEE opposite of unattractive!

[BaraEnElin]

I really like Conan. Unless some of the talkshowhosts he's actually really nice to his guests

[uyentran1234]

JENNIFER IS LUCKY TO KISS JESSE.

She should be happy! I would die if I had to kiss Jesse <333333

[MrOnairos]

4:04 - That awkward moment when you realize that joke probably went too far

[AMVGirl]

lmao evidence of his self-effacing xDD

[lollipopxogirl]

jesse eisenberg gives me so much hope. i love him so much. <3

[rachelchow1995]

Jesse can really talk very fast WOW!!!!!

[Mhentalo]

What are they saying at @5:31 -- @5:42 :) ?

[instuxsmall]

@Mhentalo Conan: "The sheep might get away", "oh no, that was andy"

[billyboycinci]

he is so totally adorable!!!

[elberethgilthoniel12]

David Letterman = Conan > craig ferguson > ellen > jimmy fallon >>>>> jay "cocksucker" leno

[pepsiplunge316]

And now I have add.

[lauren4561001]

Aw I can't believe he called himself ugly!!! I think he's cute!

[monster90ish]

Jesse I wish you nothing but health, happiness and Oscars. No doubt you will be getting plenty of nominations in you career.

[milligoree]

Whoa. Conan's on the left. Weird.

[xxMichelleLovesBTRxx]

@milligoree That's because the video's flipped, or it'll get copyrighted.

[milligoree]

@xxMichelleLovesBTRxx Ah of course, I didn't notice. Thought he had made a major break with convention for his new show...

[longwaitforwaitingpo]

@xxMichelleLovesBTRxx he'll flipp ya? Flipp ya fa real?

[Jonasfan5Doglover]

OBVIOUSLY HE LOOKS LIKE NICK. hahahah he's so awkward but hes freaking cute

[luuphuocvinh]

Jesse is Most ADORABLE human being ever

[SmilesHK]

he seems so nervous to be up there or hes just cracked out

[plumstrudel]

I want to wrap him in cotton wool and just love him forever

[Blargghhh]

I was laughing continuously while watching this video. When Jesse first mentioned the agreeable animals, I thought I was going to die. His facial expression right after he said it was, "Oh shit what have I done?" And then he just kept going, oh dear God, and it was glorious. I could listen to him for days and weeks and months and years.

[Sheimas11]

Poor guy is so nervous

[94vanillasnowflake]

3:47 - God, he's so cute

And 4:42 "Where do I put these" Haha.

[94vanillasnowflake]

3:47 - God, he's so cute .

[kfdcl]

Oh god, I love him.

[eNnI088]

Love Jessie

[SagaciousSilence]

Awkward and nervous my ass. This guy is a trained actor. He could have easily upstaged Conan and, due to his popularity, power, and wealth, Jesse could very easily replace Conan with his own show if he wanted.

[LoriGlory]

Does anyone have the very first interview he ever did with Conan back on Late Night in 2005? I'm dying to see that.

[realmnain]

Was this whole video mirrored?

[FlyWire14]

@realmnain yes

[tirkizs]

He looks like he just got back from school

[galerandyaddict]

these 10 minutes are simply made of gold.

[StepUp3Drocks]

He is sooooooo hot!!!! Omg!!! I love his akwardness!!! I is sooooo awsome!!! If I met him one day I mite faint cause he is sooooo hot and cute!!

[Sammmmmmmyyyyyyy]

"how do i kiss another human?"

[TheHiddenAnswer]

lol the girl got up to shake his hand at start but his hands were in his pocket

[BrittB007]

My kindergarten teacher told me she'd give me candy if I didn't cry every morning when my Dad dropped me off. She gave me the candy, and I held in my tears for 6 months.

[ArrMatie]

AW HE IS SO BEAUTIFULLY AWKWARD. c:

[carlypop21]

oh my god. i love him

[MsHappiBunni]

hahaha he's so cute n akward hahaha

[pitabread12]

oh hey i see kate walsh.

[jErSeY027]

"DON'T CRY JESSE!" he's so cute and funny!!!

[Flopsy1997]

This was before Jay screwed Coco over...

[Gheiela17]

Jonas Brother. lol.

[1Coolpersonable]

HAHAHA! I died laughing, he's so exact and hilarious!!

[PiratesAndCowboys]

why didnt he shake her hand?!LOL

i love him anyway, great actor and ive great respect for him!

[arna11420]

@PiratesAndCowboys Because they saw each other backstage.

[PiratesAndCowboys]

@arna11420 yeah but she stood up for a handshake obv

[arna11420]

@PiratesAndCowboys You're right, but I think it didn't cross his mind to shake hands again. Kimmel says he doesn't go back stage to greet the guests, because it would be fake to greet them again in front of the cameras.

[PiratesAndCowboys]

@arna11420 Interesting! Just nice to know how it works! :)

[battlelosangelesfan]

mine and jesse birthdays are the day after the other mines the 4 his is the 5 in oct.

[VivinaGvr]

he is beautiful...!

[heythereitslogan]

I love how no one has disliked this.

[OfficialKOABMedia]

@heythereitslogan its pretty much impossible hes soo adorable lol

[ThrustClint]

He reminds me of Woody Allen in this. He's so adorable and nervous.

[xherecomesthesun3]

@PhantomAct I'm sorry what?

[PhantomAct]

@xherecomesthesun3 it says u're a dumbass

[xherecomesthesun3]

@PhantomAct again....what? i know you're speaking english but i can't make sense of anything you're saying....

[PhantomAct]

@xherecomesthesun3 Awww!!! TROLL epic #FAIL

[xherecomesthesun3]

@PhantomAct look just because you're jealous of jesse's awesomeness doesn't mean you have to be so insensitive. i wish i was as cool as him too.

[PhantomAct]

@xherecomesthesun3 Then go shove his dick in ur mouth if u like him so much Troll.

[xherecomesthesun3]

@PhantomAct that actually doesnt sound unpleasant.

[HigherrConsciousness]

@PhantomAct Really? You must be joking ,,, you're joking righttt? lol

[PhantomAct]

@HigherrConsciousness No joke, Jesse can't act.

[HigherrConsciousness]

@PhantomAct well damnnn, it looks like he can actt,,,  ha,, guess i should watch some of his videos

[chickenpasty123]

INSTANTLY FAVOURITED!

[80Josephine08]

I'd turn into a sheep for him any time... 

[8BlueSkies]

Jesse Eisenberg is just awesome. He's been really good in all his films and it's so refreshing to see and actor who is intelligent and not obsessed with themselves. It's very attractive XD

[velouriesa]

" it was all animals, agreeable animals, up until that point... " lmfao

[16dasies]

i love him! ill kiss him anyday!

[sophiakuek]

OMG I LOVE HIM

[TheFhatgurl]

OMG! he's so FUNNY!

[livexthexlife192]

"i suppose there must be an unnattractive on" lmfao YESS they must have thought he was KEVIN! haha the hair!

[AnonymousWhatever]

@livexthexlife192 Actually he looks like Nick. I always thought they resemble each other.

[livexthexlife192]

@AnonymousWhatever haha now that you mention it i agree, he does resemble him.

[indigo321]

Jesse Eisenberg is an automated joke machine.

[cherryexplosion27]

@indigo321 quoting the webchat. i c what u did. ;)

[skateroscar2]

why is this vid like in the opisite directs... its like mirored 

[copraiders1]

@skateroscar2 For copyright laws.

[amshg21]

he is sooooooooooo freakin nervous ... :P ..

[geniusjas87]

She shook their left hands XD

[blondfromfinland]

JESSEEEEE STOP BEING SO ADORABLE

[MRoane41]

@bigboss25262 yes

[xJumpman023x]

i love how the girl next to him is the complete opposite personality probably the type to make fun of him as a kid

[SusaanAlvarado]

This video has no dislikes(:

[piranaut]

You can sense Conan's fear of being upstaged by this quirky, fast-talking jewish kid

[Nicoi]

Oh my god. Everything he says... I AM THIS GUY. And I love him. Which is disturbing. That kinda means I love myself. My therapist would be very happy I've come to that realization. Or not.

[WowThisIsAwkward]

Please marry me.

[ElaineLoree]

is he always this jittery?

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

@ElaineLoree correction: is he always ADORABLY jittery? :D

[sakura3syaoron]

@ElaineLoree yahh, he has anxiety problems.

wiki it :)

[amandafaerie]

GPOY

[bigboss25262]

Am i the only person on earth who thought zombieland fucking blew?

[HelterSlelter13]

@bigboss25262 Yes. Yes you are.

[bigboss25262]

@HelterSlelter13 Highly doubt it.

[jhvkskg]

hes so frekin cute! modest, never kissed a girl till he was 18 and gets nervous i think hed make such a cute boyfreind your hot jesse! x

[jhvkskg]

he is frekin unbeliably cute! what a sweety pie never kissed a girl till 18 thinks hes unnatractive hes the perfect boyfreind! 

[dailydoseofmeh]

Man I loved him anyway, but on this interview? Jesus. LOVE.

[interludex]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[gichrico]

He is so cute! So endearing

[omgitsvcg]

@AubreyV123 you are so very right my friend :)

[omgitsvcg]

best interview ever. hands down.

"DON'T CRY JESSE!!!"

omg i think i legit died right in that moment. and then resurrected to watch it 1938378 times over again. love you forever and ever jesse :)

[Kclickclick]

'how do I kiss another human'

human

not

... female

oh god jewnicorns taking over

[Kclickclick]

his little bracelet/string thingy... so cute

[irhymewithorange]

I want to hug him forever.

[hellokittydolll]

like the actor roundtable no one tells jesse the jokes people say on the side wtf!

[delia1985]

jesse is the king of interviews. he's so f-ing funny! i could listen to him do interviews all day.

[cKunke2]

This is gold hahahah. Lovin it

[wardrobehair]

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[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

0 people are......oh wait....

[Ineeee]

I almost woke up the whole building. This is hilarious.

[HannahCyrus1992]

hes so shy ! its sooo adorable! <333

[NewYorksNight]

Conan looked so different back then! And it was only about a year ago! Love him, and Jesse. :)

[SweetTooth472]

"What do I do with these?" LOL omg he is so adorable and hilarious!!

[melsdowninit]

Very funny

[OliviaHandbook]

oh my god, Jesse had his first kiss at EIGHTEEN? not that I have ever kissed anyone, but good I love him <3 <3 <3

[thehumanflute]

I love him! He's so adorable :D

[kuvasz13]

Jesse Eisenberg gives hope to all of us anxious and socially awkward people. x

[clapclapsong]

"you're a very funny and nice young man"

[OHIOPRIDE89]

@prettypanos, whenever you learn to spell your future last name.

[RyZombie619]

@J0rdanP23 yeah, cuz he is famous....you wouldnt care if he was some dude

[hypnotisedbabe]

I just want to glomp him.

[lovegc55]

Jesse is sooooo funny i mean wow n super cute, definitely cuter than any of the jonas brothers

[quirkycadence]

can I just marry him. 

[AubreyV123]

....and then Andrew taught him what to do with them.

[bellabellbelly]

@AubreyV123 LOL X)

[brandnwyear2010]

@AubreyV123 Wwwooo WWoow wwooooow wwow

wow

:-D

[kuvasz13]

@AubreyV123 You should win an award for that comment.

[peterbirkemose]

you do realize the picture is mirrored?

[Petronelaad]

@peterbirkemose It’s pretty obvious so I hope ppl get it and as I said I’m sorry but otherwise YT won’t let me upload it becoss of copyright :/ … + I don't think it makes that much difference it's still one of his best interviews ;) ...

[peterbirkemose]

@Petronelaad

Yeah yeah, the left hand handshake just caught me off guard ;) thought he had a broken wrist or sumthin until I noticed he was entering the studio from the wrong side :D

[Veritasovic]

@Petronelaad

So, this is a way to circumvent copyright infringement? By mirroring a video? I am wondering for my own video uploads.

[NewYorksNight]

OMG hahahahha every word out of his mouth is a punchline lmao he could totally be a stand up comic

[Bilbobobilbaggins]

@NewYorksNight Its even more funny because he's not always joking xD

[lazy24zzz]

I just wanna give him a hug.

[lavane26]

i can't stop laughing.

[IsterichkaElliot]

He's so much like me, especially that part about "the homebody" Lol

[TeamBlullen]

dat curl by his ear...be still my heart, be still.

[Rebearaniva]

@TeamBlullen haha creepy but definitely awesome comment!