Sesame Street: Surprise Present

[LjinkBoy]

Bert looks awful my gosh.

[nellie2581]

I knew it wasn't for Ernie

[Smartboy8877]

@nellie2581

How early in the game had you figured that one out?

[nellie2581]

That's nice

[Smartboy8877]

It seems that, for a while, the posts on this video were coming one after another! Now they seemed to have come to a halt. Nothing for two weeks! I guess that the novelty of the situation has worn off.

[chr5210]

Did you mail the story idea to ABC News Good Morning America?

[chr5210]

Hi there, did you write and mail your story to help save the two soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live to ABC News? And don't forget the stamps for Good Morning America and ABC World News with Diane Sawyer.

[chr5210]

The police will take care of him and Brian Frons is facing life with no deal and no possiblity of parole.

[chr5210]

Brian Frons, President of ABC Daytime is a criminal the one who shave his beard and mustache, bald with half of his gray and even wears glasses and his accomplices Michael Symon, Mario Batali, Carla Hall, Clinton Kelly, and Daphne Oz of The Chew. And Tim Gunn, Harley Pasternak, and Kimberley Locke of The Revolution. They're guilty. The Chew and The Revolution will never premiere on Sept. 26, 2011 and Jan. 23, 2012, and they can't do that to the two soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 BOOOO!!!!!!

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn What about the story?

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 How About If Brian Goes Bankrupt?

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn Brian Frons goes broke as a crook and the rest of Mario Batali, Michael Symon, Daphne Oz, Clinton Kelly, and Carla Hall of The Chew and The Revolution is going to go broke. We the viewers want Brian Frons to be fired as President of ABC and he is going to be indicted and found him gulity.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 He's Needs To Be Sent Up The River!

You Know, Going To The Big House,

And Doing 20 Years Of Hard Labor!

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn I know, he is facing a life in prison and  they'll put him away forever. And did you got the news story in the headline?

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 No, But Where Should I Get It?

Should I Look It In The Papers?

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn The one that I have is the address Story Ideas ABC News Good Morning America that I wrote to you while spreading the news to help save the two soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live yesterday.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 Right

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn Do you best. And I'd like to get it in the special report news bulletin to help revive the two daytime soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live from cancellation and against the hostile takeover tv programs such as the two evil shows of that schemes The Chew and The Revolution and corruptor Brian Frons, President of ABC Daytime.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 I'll Try

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn I know. I understand. I forgive you. I'm very sorry for what I did. We're doing it for Susan Lucci, two soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live because we the viewers have plans for the future. We don't like to change them because of the two evil shows The Chew and The Revolution set up by Brian Frons, President of ABC Daytime. And I'd like you to mail a story idea. And that's why we'll wait to get the details in the result and the news media throughout the world.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 BTW Where's The ABC News Location?

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn How it go with the story on television?

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 Still Workin' On It

[chr5210]

Who the heck is Aunt Matilda? You mean she's the aunt of Bert's? And he's the nephew of his Aunt Matilda? The one that's going to be surprise that Bert bought her a surprise present?

[Smartboy8877]

@chr5210

This skit is from the second season. I believe this was the first time Aunt Matilda was mentioned. She was mentioned at least twice more during the series. However, I do not think she was ever shown. Just like Ernie's cousin Fred was mentioned at least three times without having ever been seen.

[Sparkina]

OOops, mentioned Barney and fred already. I need some caffeine

[Smartboy8877]

@Sparkina

When I first read your response, I thought of the fact that you had already mentioned Fred and Barney. Nice to see that you picked up on it yourself!

[chr5210]

@Sparkina Better use an upper case only to spell there first and surname. Fred and Barney from The Flintstones.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 True

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn It's true. Two daytime soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live on ABC are the victims of the hostile takeover of their enemies The Chew and The Revolution, it was set up by Brian Frons, President of ABC Daytime, he's gone too far of his lousy job. Brian Frons is a liar. We the viewers are suing Brian Frons for calling it a cancellation and damaging to end the two long running dayitme soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 We Should Execute Him!!!!

[chr5210]

@Sparkina Please use upper case in their first names only Fred and Barney from The Flintstones.

[Sparkina]

That hat is pretty fancy!

[cstoczyn]

@Sparkina But It's Only For Women Though

[Sparkina]

Ernie and Bert are kinda like Oscar and Felix, Fred and Barney, Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton

[Smartboy8877]

@Sparkina

And perhaps a little bit like Gilligan and the Skipper too!

[Sparkina]

@Smartboy8877 OOh, I forgot about Gilligan and the Skipper! Also, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, who in turn were patterned after Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton.

[cstoczyn]

Long Live Jim Henson!!!!

[cstoczyn]

RIP Jim Henson

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn Jim Henson will never died in vain. We're ready to revived Jim Henson from the dead of his resurrection age 75 years young. Anti aging.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 Really?

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn He's going to be alive from the dead. Well, believe you can read you bible to help revived Jim Henson.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 What's The Spell?

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn The elixir of life to bring him back to life. Please continue to read your bible? What religion are, Buddhist, Christian, or Catholic?

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 I'm Chrisitan

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn Stop.That is not spelled correctly. Let me give you something to correct the spelling for you. Christian. C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 Oh, Sorry

[chr5210]

It's all right. But remember you have to learn how you can improve spelling in learning to read, write, and arithmetic. And there's no time to loose. Please write your story idea that help change the news to help save the two daytime soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live all because of Brian Frons, President of ABC Daytime, and his two evils schemes The Chew and The Revolution, they've gone too far. We want Brian Frons to be fired. ABC can't do that to cancel and ending the two soaps.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 NO!

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn Don't shout at me like that. It is no reason for you to get mad at me. Now apologize for getting mad me and I need your and support and I'm helping to save the two soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live. Please.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 I Didn't Mean To.

Can You Please Forgive Me?

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 OK Thanks

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn So, did you got the story that help change the truth and the news to spread in the headlines to help save the two daytime soap operas of All My Children and One Life to Live? Do your best. And I need you help. Brian Frons, it is time for him to leave as President of ABC Daytime, and his two schemes The Chew and The Revolution. We the viewers say no way to The Chew and The Revolution, that's gone too far and it's also boring. We'll call the cops on Brian Frons and he is arrested.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 Is Brian A Scam Or Con Artist?

[chr5210]

@cstoczyn He's con artist, as a crook and very bad man of his two evil schemes of The Chew and The Revolution. He is facing charges.

[cstoczyn]

@chr5210 Animal Should Attack Him,

Just Like He Did It To Murray!!!!!

[chr5210]

I will. At least you can promise me. Promise me if you can write a story idea to help save the two soaps of All My Children and One Life to Live. Here's "Story Idea, Good Morning America, 147 Columbus Ave., New York, NY 10023. We have to hurry, because we don't have much time. All My Children will end a final episode on Sept. 23, 2011 and One Life to Live on Jan 2, 2012 because there's been a mistake. Brian Frons, President of ABC Daytime should be removed as a fraud and he is indicted.

[cstoczyn]

Does Bert Have An Uncle Too?

[cstoczyn]

Where's Aunt Matilda When You Need Her?

[cstoczyn]

Poor Bert And Ernie

[Crusadist1099]

Ernie's as dense as a brick here.

[cstoczyn]

Ernie:(surprised): Gee Bert, Did You Bought

One Of These For Her, Too?

Bert(shocked): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!­!

(faints)

[declanappleseed]

Ernie and Bert remind me of Timon and Pumbaa.

[thelouisfanclub]

Bert's original voice sounds more Noo York

[snuffereet]

at 1:10, whatever whizzed by Bert's head looked dangerous! Frank Oz is a genius for noticing that and having Bert look at it and go "wow!"

[Stephen10528]

Poor Bert! Ernie can be so annoying!

[brianklick]

Well written, great executed sketch by the legendary Jim Henson and Frank Oz!

[dzadesigns]

0:38 GO U NORTHWESTERN!!!

[EducationBrainpop]

Ernie:what is it? *opens the present and sees 4 porno magazines*

*Ernie looks at Bert shocked*

Bert:I tried to tell you

[pugsarenumba1]

oh my god WHY Did they do this to Ernie and bert... :,(

[Lollitia]

Happy gay couple <3 I always loved them.

[Sparkina]

@Lollitia they're supposed to represent ROOMMATES

[bjk443]

Go u northwestern!

[Poemas1000]

HAHAHHAH I AM SO LIKE ERNIE. :-)))))))))))) 

[trppey66]

Another great one that I remember! Doesn't the book Ernie brings in, that he's going to read, look like a Bible?

[911domino]

thank you for the cute and innocent days .....

[teenagepuma]

Hahahaha i spent the whole video trying to guess what the presant was XD

[salman6896]

I'd be happier if the box had an iPad in it... o.0

[fatvirginonvalium]

its just funny when bert looks at the stuff thats being thrown

[MileyMileyMileyC101]

LOL u guys have the awesomest voices EVA!

[byw613]

I'm surprised to see this skit, Ernie and bert are going to get married!!

[bigkingsha]

Ernie > Sponge Bob

Bert > Squidward

!!!!!!

[Rubberman202]

@bigkingsha Bert's nose is even the proper size!

[XxBoBbYbObEnOxX]

@bigkingsha 

[cstoczyn]

@bigkingsha LOL

[davesecx]

Bert's nose is very penisy.



[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

Bert needs a mustache, and that should pretty much top it off!!!!! LOL

[apedelano]

zomg! iz this shiz for freakin real! so queer.

[sam0BlackxR0sexDying]

lol

[bethiegirl13]

There once was a muppet names ernie and his room mate bert and one evening after work he said i know wev been roommates for a few years sharing clothes and a bed and you never found it queer but i never told u that im a homosexual and ima switch it up like cookie monster likes vegetables u probably find it shocking and mayb ur stuned but ur like my rubber ducky cuz ur the one!

[rct126]

"What was that" 1:41

[islandman24]

Ernie was a meanie in this one stealing Bert's present for his aunt.

[Pocockable]

@islandman24

Ernie is very naive.

[dogs78910]

lolz love it!!!

[BigEasyWinger]

One of these days, Bert needs to just smack the hell out of Ernie. :P

[DakariKingMykan]

@BigEasyWinger

One of these days...

One of these days...

POW! Right in the kisser!

[cstoczyn]

@DakariKingMykan OMG!

[Pocockable]

I've been wanting to see this sketch again for so long and I've been looking for it for months! Thanks so much for posting this!

[dracentsparkle]

thanks for sharing

[brianklick]

You just dont see original sketches like this anymore on SS, shame

[tpirman1982]

"Yeah, when she finds out that you opened the surprise present I BOUGHT FOR HER!!!!"

[tpirman1982]

@tpirman1982 Nevertheless, Bert, can't you re-wrap the present?

[afriendofbean]

I was thinking the same thing. Unless maybe Bert was all out of gift wrapping paper and his Aunt Matilda was about to arrive to Ernie and Bert's apartment extremely soon.

[tpirman1982]

@afriendofbean Well, maybe Bert could hide the box under the wall they're standing in front of and then ask his aunt Matilda to cover her eyes and then when ready, ask her to open her eyes. Always gotta have a backup plan, Bert.

[afriendofbean]

Yes, Bert can do that too. Also, Bert a lot of times whines and complains over little things. (For example, there was one skit where Bert was going to give his nephew Brad a bath, and Ernie filled the bathtub with bath toys to the top, and Bert screamed at Ernie that he can't give Brad a bath with too many toys inside when of course, Bert could have just taken them out or as Ernie was putting one toy in, Bert could have just picked it out).

[hyrulemusic]

Original Bert's Voice > Current Bert's Voice

[mrkingofkings]

@hyrulemusic Frank Oz > Eric Jacobson.

[puppetmaker26]

i love this video and ernie and bert

[GarthDiant]

At the beginning Bert is like Beavis and Butthead.

[afriendofbean]

Yes, he does sound like that. I know Bert usually does sound like Beavis and Butthead whenever he laughs.

[chr5210]

@GarthDiant No. No Beavis and Butthead. It's bad. We the viewers say no to adult animation. That contains strong language, bloodshed violence, and sexual intercourse. Adult Animation is unconstitutional. It is forbidden for viewers to watch adult animation.

[CadillacL]

I can't say I remember seeing this or not.

[rbwilson65]

This really made my day....Esp. when Bert was ducking when Ernie was tossing stuff...

[Paulywint]

I haven't seen this clip in over 30 years!

[antsamthompson9]

Wow! I never saw this before.

[AbortedSheepFetus]

funny ending

[Garrettk41]

Now here's one that I've known about for quite some time but haven't actually seen until now. It's quite a clever sketch, and one of the best cases of Bert getting angy. Glad to have finally seen it.

[CdnBlt]

the best mock up of them - re: for the generation of today - re: re: was done by Family Guy

[chr5210]

@CdnBlt No Family Guy, because it's bad for all viewers and all ages. Family Guy and adult animated comedy which contain blood violence, murder, sexuals, and profanity.

[onvogmasaj]

@gamesyousef my condolences