Even though the priest doesn't seem to be able to take these jokes, he did seem pretty in touch. He said things like "that's how he's portrayed nowadays" and "We celebrate is birthday on december 25th" but he implied that he knew Jesus didn't look like that and was most likely born in July.
I thought that to be kind of surprising, and I just came here for the jokes haha
It's funny how the priest says "I don't think you can demonstrate that statistically" but before that he said that, yes jesus exists and he was born in a stable. Hypocrite...
@CoolSebbe431 Fanatacism is the worst. It just happens that Islam has the most fanatics right now. This isn't true for all history, it happens with most belief system where the people are poor and suffering (including nationalism, socialism, atheism (Communist uprisings, and anti religious uprisings in 19th century China), corporatism (Cecil Rhodes & Leopold in Africa) and in the case of France and the US, even people who value republicanism can be fanatics - the reign of terror comes to mind).
This comedy is genius, at best, and, at worst, infantile...The Roman Catholic church is a disgrace, in so far the numerous cases to pedofile priests are concerned...What I find offensive are priests who molest little boys, far more than I do Ali G saying that he saw a nun who was a stripper.
its funny how that guys argument about the nuns being strippers is that there is no documented evidence yet he believes in god without any documented evidence
Please stop insulting religion. All Christianity and other religions promote are good morals, like not to kill, steal, etc. Yes some people take religion into their own hands, but remember that religion is meant to be a good thing. Some people just mis-interpurate it.
this is heavily edited, such as the bit where he says 'like ma mate dave' misses out 'he's got a nine incher, he gets it out all the time, if you got it you should flaunt it'
As Mahatma Gandhi once said, "I like your Christ, but I don't like your Christians".
Religion is a system of life's values, and morals, and as an Atheist, I'm totally tolerant of religion, but it's when people thrust it in your face that it makes me puke. It's the evangelists which give it a bad name.
religions made so they can control the world and make money spread fear ("HELL") and make people fight... if no religions we were all gonna be united like country's and stuff they divided everything so the big guys can control us... IMAGINE by JOHN long live
Each religion has got their own way of making you feel like a victim. The Christians say "you are a sinner", and you better just zip up your trousers and give the money to the pope and we'll give you a room up in the hotel in the sky.
@kaykko That's how Christianity work, there job is to let you know that you sin so you can change your ways. But the problem is, most of them are not true Christians themselves, they do not follow the instructions correctly stated in the bible. For example: You supposed to warn that person at least twice that he has sin, if they do not listen then you leave that person alone. But they like to keep pestering you over and over. I do not consider myself a Christian but I do believe in the bible.
@kaykko It depends on what kind of Christian you talk to - there are Liberal and Conservative Christian denominations - Conservatives focus largely on the literalist and historical interpretations of the bible, whereas the liberal denominations focus more on the values of love, peace, and forgiveness and see the bible as metaphorical. I think the whole "sinner" thing is more of a Roman Catholic thing (and also of some of those crazy churches over in the US); but not really the focus of most.
@JamesAuseten No it's actually a very much protestant thing, even in the liberal parts of Christianity. I live in Sweden and I was part of the more liberal Christian communities, and yet we talked a lot about sin, forgiveness and hell. It may be emphasized more in Catholicism, but it's still very much there in all denominations. Why? Because the Bible says so. If you don't believe in sin then you're not a Christian. Sin, and Jesus dying for those sins is the epitome of Christianity.
@DukeTwicep A more thorough explanation: If you don't believe in sin (original sin), then Jesus died for nothing. The Bible says that Jesus died for our sins, if there is no original sin then he couldn't have died for them either, and much less have been resurrected. If you take away sin, then you also de-construct Genesis. Why did Adam and Eve have to leave Eden? Because they ate of the apple and contracted original sin, thus they got thrown out. Sin is pretty much everything in Christianity.
@kaykko not all religions.And if you do not want to give your money to the pope...give it directly to the poor...this way you will be sure where your money goes.
@kaykko (1) WRONG. Look into the secret societies that these same politicians calling for a New World Order are apart of. They are Luciferian occultists with an agenda to abolish all spiritual and religious aspects of society to then usher in the anti-Christ who will rule over mankind through a tyrannical Luciferian one-world government. (This is their demonic religious belief and agenda.)
@kaykko (2) But first, they have to construct a global secular society. Look at the back of a 1-dollar bill. They hide their symbolism in plain view. You see the Illuminati pyramid with the Freemasonic all-seeing eye at the top (aka the "eye of Lucifer"). Underneath, it reads "novus ordo seclorum," which is latin for a "new secular order." Above the eye, it reads "annuit coeptis" which means "he favors our undertaking." ... "He" being Lucifer.
@kaykko (3) Please, I urge you to look into the nefarious Luciferian religious beliefs of the politicians & elites currently running our world. Watch two YouTube documentaries called "The Arrivals" & "Lucifer god of the Illuminati." They will explain it to you much better than I can. Also, do a search for the New World Order & one-world government.
Last, but not least, watch our politicians call for a "new world order" at:
h t t p : / / 911truthseeker . webs . com / thenewworldorder . htm
@kaykko "Satan and his rebellious host will thus prove to have become the direct Saviors and Creators of divine man. Thus Satan, once he ceases to be viewed in the superstitious spirit of the church, grows into the grandiose image. It is Satan who is the God of our planet, and the only God."
--H.P. Blavatsky, highly-respected Illuminati occultist and author of "The Secret Doctrine"
@kaykko "No one will enter the New World Order unless he or she will make a pledge to worship Lucifer. No one will enter the New Age unless they will take a Luciferian initiation."
-David Spangler, Director of Planetary Initiative, United Nations
@MrNIXXXXXX Just so your obviously low intelligence brain understands me, what i said was: I dont go with popular opinion i go with what trained scientists say. You are the conceded one to assume you know all because you read a book your parents told you to read when you were young, and havent grown out of beliving in magic and fairy tales
@MrNIXXXXXX i cant explain the universe, and neither can you but at least my side is working on it. Besides science is not a popular opinion issue and the majority of scientists have no religious affiliation and they are the ones that know what they're talking about not the 2 billion Christians who dont have scientific training. Also why do studies show atheists and agnostics have higher iqs and incomes than religious people on average? Explain that to me.
@fookingfantastic no, people that violate religious precepts kill and steal, just like circumcision steals the foreskin, even though the damn yids have a law that says do not steal. how pathetically laughable can they get?
@MrNIXXXXXX and how dare you call us conceited, you believe god knows who you are and listens to your prayers, only a true ego-maniacal idiot would think that the creator of the universe actually cares what you have to think, if god exists than he could not possibly care less about you.
@MrNIXXXXXX give me some proof that atheists dont have a moral code before you say shit you hear on bill o'reilly. Since when is it a good thing to believe in the supernatural without proof of any kind, religion is nothing but people trying to comfort themselves because they have no idea what happens when they die, you believe it because you are scared of the unknown and aren't brave or smart enough to comprehend an end of life. Religion is a bane to society.
@MrNIXXXXXX no they don't want to believe in magic and imaginary friends, if the world is stupid enough to be shocked at that and put atheists and agnostics into the spotlight because of that its not our fault. I believe religious people are jokes because they willingly suspend critical thinking and believe in a man in the sky without any proof whatsoever
The Debates and the little butthurt militant atheist comments are getting old now.
Just enjoy the comedy and get the sticks out of your asses. Nobody gives a shit about your religious beliefs or that chip on your shoulder. Get over yourselves.
4:29 "...it's not documented by any kind of evidence..it's hearsay"
So the pastor is playing the evidence card huh. We all know what that's linked to.... science. Though he maintains he has no intention of marrying you can bet that he's boning the chick beside him.
He also in fact almost became a rabbi. The language that you hear Borat speak is not Kazakh. It is ancient Hebrew. It adds to the Irony of his comedy. He studied for years and is actually considered to be a scholar.
@human453 no i dont know but one of the other commets said that he also became an raddi and i read that his wife convereted jewdiasm but i dont know if that was a publicty stunt or not
@gininuwi35 What made the wedding jewish? Was the paper they both signed made of a material named "jewish"? What maked Sacha Cohen jew? What makes someone a muslim/buddhist/jew/cristian? A birth mark? Or is it something written on your birth certificate? You know, something you cannot change, because yeah, you are jsut born. I recall that some people had things like "hutu" and "tutsi" written in their passport, what a delightful philosophy
@Zejex15 Look judaism is far from this world i can be a muslim/buddhist/crhistian/hindoe/scientologist but not a jew because they are the chosen people thats just bull shit. Why did Isla Fisher have to studie judaism for a long time before they could have get married?
@Zejex15 I know it is horrible. The Nazis gassed many non-religious jews. The most famous non-religious jew that was killed was anne frank. Why do you say "what is wrong with you"? I don't make the rules up it is one of the rules of Judaism.
@Zejex15 jesus christ you are annoying. With judaism you do get born into it. Even if a jew converts to christianity or islam they are a jewish christian or a jewish muslim because judaism is a race as well as a religion. No British person can become non-british the same as no jew can become non-jewish
LOL Jesus was apparently born in April anyway :P
BigImaginationDoll16 1 day ago
why you cutting out any rude bits you baby twat
bensimps123 3 days ago
i find Ali G uncomfortable to watch because he never seems to be trying to make a point hes just trying to get a reaction out of people
SpunkySkunk347 3 days ago
I hate when they get all offended. I'm like calm down
DeStRyRoCkS10901 1 week ago
Watch the unedited version
guicho0o 2 weeks ago
celibate for 52 years my ass!! That's such a depressing lifestyle holy god man!
crayyawn 2 weeks ago
Even though the priest doesn't seem to be able to take these jokes, he did seem pretty in touch. He said things like "that's how he's portrayed nowadays" and "We celebrate is birthday on december 25th" but he implied that he knew Jesus didn't look like that and was most likely born in July.
I thought that to be kind of surprising, and I just came here for the jokes haha
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scobyisking 2 weeks ago
Priest: "It's not documented by any kind of evidence"
What a blasphemous thing to say.
DukeTwicep 4 weeks ago 5
It's funny how the priest says "I don't think you can demonstrate that statistically" but before that he said that, yes jesus exists and he was born in a stable. Hypocrite...
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So, does Jesus really exist or is it just your father dressed up?
tauwilltriumph 1 month ago
2:19 that face, I fucking Hate you ali.
yankolvich 1 month ago
I was gonna quote some lines but I'm not cause every single one is a win.
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OH man this shit just too hilarious
XeenWoozy 1 month ago
Strippers nuns not documented by evidence? How about God?
KyleTheLamma 1 month ago
Sascha Baron Cohen has made trolling a very effective way to make money.
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black101dahlia 1 month ago
lol those ministers r so fucking pissed at what ali g says
miamiking001 1 month ago
haha Im a Christian and i find this very very........
Hilarious!!
ARC393 1 month ago
@ARC393 me too :)
annavlogs89 1 month ago
Why didn' Ali G talk about Islam. Is he scared? I guess, this religion of mine is the scariest
aanksasis 1 month ago
@aanksasis he would be dead about now if he did. Islam is the worst religion out there, go throw some more stones.
CoolSebbe431 1 month ago
@CoolSebbe431 Fanatacism is the worst. It just happens that Islam has the most fanatics right now. This isn't true for all history, it happens with most belief system where the people are poor and suffering (including nationalism, socialism, atheism (Communist uprisings, and anti religious uprisings in 19th century China), corporatism (Cecil Rhodes & Leopold in Africa) and in the case of France and the US, even people who value republicanism can be fanatics - the reign of terror comes to mind).
JamesAuseten 1 month ago
This comedy is genius, at best, and, at worst, infantile...The Roman Catholic church is a disgrace, in so far the numerous cases to pedofile priests are concerned...What I find offensive are priests who molest little boys, far more than I do Ali G saying that he saw a nun who was a stripper.
pagalley1 1 month ago
Like my mate dave :L
zapsmaster 1 month ago
Why did you edit this? You've ruined it!
Chrisbouncyparker 1 month ago
why is that old guy so fucking pissed when his sort of christians do exactly the same to other faiths i.e. be offensive
Fred6191 1 month ago
Yo sorry
kalemartin3 2 months ago
"Ain't that a coincidence that he was born on Christmas Day?"
"No"
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"I think you're getting mixed up with Santa Claus." LOL
8bobthebuilder 2 months ago 22
oh yeah min 3: 36 he actually sugests a solution....
rickabay 2 months ago
"What if she was a bit fitter? Would you consider marrying her then?"
jakeyLeeee 2 months ago
@TheMorado75 The world won't be overpopulated in your lifetime
JoshJamesification 2 months ago
I love the look of "I didn't sign up for this..." every one of them has
Peasant001 2 months ago
THIS IS THE CENSORED VERSION. LOOK ELSEWHERE
dionusos2 2 months ago
what if she was fitter? lmfaoooo
rafiraied1 2 months ago
who still believes in god?
Strutter12345 2 months ago
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YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE
differentandalike 2 months ago in playlist differentandalike's favorites
Hypocriticalist lol
RichyBMelodies 3 months ago
absolutely crazy! Laughed so much I couldn´t breathe!!
hexagon303 3 months ago
Ali g interviews the pope that wud be like wicked
TheMercenaries11 3 months ago 2
its funny how that guys argument about the nuns being strippers is that there is no documented evidence yet he believes in god without any documented evidence
themuntstick 3 months ago
YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE
differentandalike 3 months ago in playlist differentandalike's favorites
3:54 hypocriticallist, genius Ali
museman98 3 months ago
1:30 "aint it a coincident he was born on Christmas Day?" LOL
Hmraja 3 months ago
epic
MrCherubhair1 3 months ago
LOL
MrCherubhair1 3 months ago
nice
MrCherubhair1 3 months ago
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MrCherubhair1 3 months ago
Hahaha
MrCherubhair1 3 months ago
@TheMorado75 I'm 12 and what's this?
hoopabergo 3 months ago
It's not long until Atheism is the majority on this planet.
The85Comedian 3 months ago
@TheMorado75 I'm 12 and what's this?
hoopabergo 3 months ago
Please stop insulting religion. All Christianity and other religions promote are good morals, like not to kill, steal, etc. Yes some people take religion into their own hands, but remember that religion is meant to be a good thing. Some people just mis-interpurate it.
gmaamari 3 months ago
@gmaamari BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!
pokergud 3 months ago in playlist pokergud's favorites
@gmaamari how can anyone look at the world and say religion is a good thing??
pokergud 3 months ago in playlist pokergud's favorites
Look at the hatred on that dog-collar wearing scumbag. Fuck religion.
MrFlibble2011 3 months ago
YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE
differentandalike 3 months ago in playlist differentandalike's favorites
this is heavily edited, such as the bit where he says 'like ma mate dave' misses out 'he's got a nine incher, he gets it out all the time, if you got it you should flaunt it'
daveeeed 3 months ago
As Mahatma Gandhi once said, "I like your Christ, but I don't like your Christians".
Religion is a system of life's values, and morals, and as an Atheist, I'm totally tolerant of religion, but it's when people thrust it in your face that it makes me puke. It's the evangelists which give it a bad name.
Nothingtearsthebeast 3 months ago
religions made so they can control the world and make money spread fear ("HELL") and make people fight... if no religions we were all gonna be united like country's and stuff they divided everything so the big guys can control us... IMAGINE by JOHN long live
wilyoustay 3 months ago
Each religion has got their own way of making you feel like a victim. The Christians say "you are a sinner", and you better just zip up your trousers and give the money to the pope and we'll give you a room up in the hotel in the sky.
kaykko 4 months ago 31
@kaykko That's how Christianity work, there job is to let you know that you sin so you can change your ways. But the problem is, most of them are not true Christians themselves, they do not follow the instructions correctly stated in the bible. For example: You supposed to warn that person at least twice that he has sin, if they do not listen then you leave that person alone. But they like to keep pestering you over and over. I do not consider myself a Christian but I do believe in the bible.
XLRGraso 4 months ago
@kaykko man that's beautiful.
RenanMetal96 3 months ago
@kaykko AMEN!! :D
riskit4chocbiscuit 2 months ago
@kaykko Well said!"
8bobthebuilder 2 months ago
@kaykko It depends on what kind of Christian you talk to - there are Liberal and Conservative Christian denominations - Conservatives focus largely on the literalist and historical interpretations of the bible, whereas the liberal denominations focus more on the values of love, peace, and forgiveness and see the bible as metaphorical. I think the whole "sinner" thing is more of a Roman Catholic thing (and also of some of those crazy churches over in the US); but not really the focus of most.
JamesAuseten 1 month ago
@JamesAuseten No it's actually a very much protestant thing, even in the liberal parts of Christianity. I live in Sweden and I was part of the more liberal Christian communities, and yet we talked a lot about sin, forgiveness and hell. It may be emphasized more in Catholicism, but it's still very much there in all denominations. Why? Because the Bible says so. If you don't believe in sin then you're not a Christian. Sin, and Jesus dying for those sins is the epitome of Christianity.
DukeTwicep 4 weeks ago
@DukeTwicep A more thorough explanation: If you don't believe in sin (original sin), then Jesus died for nothing. The Bible says that Jesus died for our sins, if there is no original sin then he couldn't have died for them either, and much less have been resurrected. If you take away sin, then you also de-construct Genesis. Why did Adam and Eve have to leave Eden? Because they ate of the apple and contracted original sin, thus they got thrown out. Sin is pretty much everything in Christianity.
DukeTwicep 4 weeks ago
@kaykko not all religions.And if you do not want to give your money to the pope...give it directly to the poor...this way you will be sure where your money goes.
muscleslikeryu 3 weeks ago
@kaykko sikhism doesnt
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@kaykko (1) WRONG. Look into the secret societies that these same politicians calling for a New World Order are apart of. They are Luciferian occultists with an agenda to abolish all spiritual and religious aspects of society to then usher in the anti-Christ who will rule over mankind through a tyrannical Luciferian one-world government. (This is their demonic religious belief and agenda.)
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@kaykko (2) But first, they have to construct a global secular society. Look at the back of a 1-dollar bill. They hide their symbolism in plain view. You see the Illuminati pyramid with the Freemasonic all-seeing eye at the top (aka the "eye of Lucifer"). Underneath, it reads "novus ordo seclorum," which is latin for a "new secular order." Above the eye, it reads "annuit coeptis" which means "he favors our undertaking." ... "He" being Lucifer.
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@kaykko (3) Please, I urge you to look into the nefarious Luciferian religious beliefs of the politicians & elites currently running our world. Watch two YouTube documentaries called "The Arrivals" & "Lucifer god of the Illuminati." They will explain it to you much better than I can. Also, do a search for the New World Order & one-world government.
Last, but not least, watch our politicians call for a "new world order" at:
h t t p : / / 911truthseeker . webs . com / thenewworldorder . htm
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@kaykko "Satan and his rebellious host will thus prove to have become the direct Saviors and Creators of divine man. Thus Satan, once he ceases to be viewed in the superstitious spirit of the church, grows into the grandiose image. It is Satan who is the God of our planet, and the only God."
--H.P. Blavatsky, highly-respected Illuminati occultist and author of "The Secret Doctrine"
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@kaykko "No one will enter the New World Order unless he or she will make a pledge to worship Lucifer. No one will enter the New Age unless they will take a Luciferian initiation."
-David Spangler, Director of Planetary Initiative, United Nations
Yrhp8268 1 week ago
It like there trying to brainwash use to believe god I's really when we don't have any prof
1997angelrocks 4 months ago
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Religion is root of all evil
harShu0101 4 months ago
the guy with the white hair was at one point contemplating to kill Ali G haha
heat3008 4 months ago
Christianity is pretty much a lie made by a woman who cheated on her husband that got way out of hand.
tskamban 4 months ago
"what if she was a bit fitter. would you consider marrying her then?
hahahahahhahah!
jakeyLeeee 4 months ago
"how powerful is god?" lost it already. this guy is genius
SiikTh 4 months ago
@SiikTh How powerful- IS.. god..
FireProMMA 4 months ago
That priest's not doing well.
Man, I know a bunch of Christians, clergy or not, that could answer Ali G in a way that wouldn't make A WHOLE RELIGION seem like a real ASS.
CrackThoseClaws 4 months ago
AINT THAT A COINCIDENCE HE WAS BORN ON CRISTMAS DAY
MrBabacus 4 months ago
@MrNIXXXXXX Just so your obviously low intelligence brain understands me, what i said was: I dont go with popular opinion i go with what trained scientists say. You are the conceded one to assume you know all because you read a book your parents told you to read when you were young, and havent grown out of beliving in magic and fairy tales
danosoprofanity 4 months ago
@MrNIXXXXXX i cant explain the universe, and neither can you but at least my side is working on it. Besides science is not a popular opinion issue and the majority of scientists have no religious affiliation and they are the ones that know what they're talking about not the 2 billion Christians who dont have scientific training. Also why do studies show atheists and agnostics have higher iqs and incomes than religious people on average? Explain that to me.
danosoprofanity 4 months ago
END CIRCUMCISION! RELIGION IS GOOD - CIRCUMCISION IS EVIL! CIRCUMCISION IS MARXIST BULLSHIT!
gingowitch 4 months ago
@gingowitch
Religion is not good.
fookingfantastic 4 months ago
@fookingfantastic religion is a gem, don't be stupid. circumcision is actually an evil plot by evil fools within a religion.
gingowitch 4 months ago
@gingowitch
How is religion a "gem" exactly? It's just lies that cause hate and wars
fookingfantastic 4 months ago
@fookingfantastic no, people that violate religious precepts kill and steal, just like circumcision steals the foreskin, even though the damn yids have a law that says do not steal. how pathetically laughable can they get?
gingowitch 4 months ago
@MrNIXXXXXX and how dare you call us conceited, you believe god knows who you are and listens to your prayers, only a true ego-maniacal idiot would think that the creator of the universe actually cares what you have to think, if god exists than he could not possibly care less about you.
danosoprofanity 4 months ago
@MrNIXXXXXX give me some proof that atheists dont have a moral code before you say shit you hear on bill o'reilly. Since when is it a good thing to believe in the supernatural without proof of any kind, religion is nothing but people trying to comfort themselves because they have no idea what happens when they die, you believe it because you are scared of the unknown and aren't brave or smart enough to comprehend an end of life. Religion is a bane to society.
danosoprofanity 4 months ago
@MrNIXXXXXX no they don't want to believe in magic and imaginary friends, if the world is stupid enough to be shocked at that and put atheists and agnostics into the spotlight because of that its not our fault. I believe religious people are jokes because they willingly suspend critical thinking and believe in a man in the sky without any proof whatsoever
danosoprofanity 4 months ago
There was no room in the inn cause it was christmas, innit? What a coincidence that Jesus was born on Christmas Day! lol
makiavelli999 4 months ago
I didn't know Dick Cheney was Catholic.
ChristlicherKrieger3 4 months ago
@ 4:28 "no documented by and kind of evidence " Just like his religion:)
bicnarok 4 months ago 33
@bicnarok you dont need evidence for something you personally believe in, its called faith stupid
ZombieBunny501 3 months ago
52- HE'S LYING
sayrith 4 months ago
"Not documented by any kind of evidence" .... is he serious?
Unshapenkris 4 months ago
what if she was a bit fitter? she didn't really like that
daverigby23 4 months ago
Trashing Religion on the internet is popular.
cigolone1 4 months ago
I SO want to be interviewed by this guy.
KeaShell 4 months ago
what's with all the bad edits of the best bits?
sydneywatertiger 4 months ago
No room in the inn, well it Christmas innit"
pitatapiu 5 months ago
'there was no room at the inn' well that coz it was christmas init LOL
youwonthavethisuser 5 months ago
@mentosC4 actually he went to Cambridge
athruzor9 5 months ago
The Debates and the little butthurt militant atheist comments are getting old now.
Just enjoy the comedy and get the sticks out of your asses. Nobody gives a shit about your religious beliefs or that chip on your shoulder. Get over yourselves.
redman7771red17 5 months ago 2
STOP EDITING THE VIDEOS!!
krnk4life 5 months ago
Why does the priest speak in a really patronizing way?...
Funny that if he knew Sasha was more educated than him, then he would be kissing his arse.
derrenlegendbrown 5 months ago 5
did this guy even go to school? or did he drop out at preschool?
mentosC4 5 months ago
this is so edited it's a joke in itself
somesortanaughty 5 months ago
nuns as stripper!! i like to see tht.!
LUVPACEMN101 5 months ago
0:21 "why aren't you in the kitchen?!"
ELdudPRODUCTIONS 5 months ago
why did jesus go around with all those reindeers?
lizardkingsajrs 5 months ago
lol a priest talking about evidence
Arielbg 5 months ago 2
lol 'it's not documented by any kind of evidence'
well, that's what the atheists are telling the religious people about God :S
Rboysblaster 5 months ago
@Rboysblaster exactly (:
Arielbg 5 months ago
@hyperplaterine
so is the athiest ali or the priest
MattHXIV 5 months ago
USAMMON STOP EDITING THE VIDEOS!
krnk4life 5 months ago
THA POWER RELIGONNNN
IEXxILEDI 5 months ago
This is what it's like for an atheist talking to a theist.
Hyperplaterine 5 months ago 9
4:29 "...it's not documented by any kind of evidence..it's hearsay"
So the pastor is playing the evidence card huh. We all know what that's linked to.... science. Though he maintains he has no intention of marrying you can bet that he's boning the chick beside him.
RoTi39 5 months ago 23
@RoTi39 Respect.
zhunt 4 months ago
genius. Comic timing at its peak.
magicx3434 5 months ago
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mave1985 5 months ago
Don't think Sacha is better than these people, his own wife had to convert to Judaism, he has no high horse to ride.
superhamzah85 5 months ago
@superhamzah85 Had to?
johnnythesailorman 5 months ago
I'd take the asian chick for a ride.
DemonHermit 5 months ago
The priest is a dick! "I find it offensive." WHO GIVES A SHIT, ASSHOLE? You're time is done, thank christ!
Ali G shows religion up for the shit it is.
LOL "What if she was a bit fitter? He insulted the atheist as well!
Genius.
mmartini50 5 months ago 2
There was no room in the inn..well that's cause it was Christmas, init?
3451LY 5 months ago
YO SORRY ^^^ ( With his hands up) lol
ThePureIntention 6 months ago
lol "no and some people would find that very offensive." "yo sorry."
kidkong584 6 months ago
how ironic that the priest said to ali g 'thats just hersay' haha
TheFogey17 6 months ago
Religion is a joke
destroyer939 6 months ago 138
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Yo so u Claim In'it
Mikuruification 5 months ago
@destroyer939 story for suckers
rub3nski 5 months ago
@destroyer939 Hahaha, Ali G god bless you LMAO XD
Leofox94 5 months ago
@destroyer939 mass delusional and insanity.
bicnarok 4 months ago
@destroyer939 Religion is fear of Death.
RedSnyder141 4 months ago 2
@RedSnyder141 Religion is just stupidity
MrMetsakurat 4 months ago
@MrMetsakurat Religion is just retarded.
RedSnyder141 4 months ago
@destroyer939 So much bullshitting goes with religion. Everyone is so f-ing smug about it too
Filippel 4 months ago
@destroyer939 its a cool story
DrQlimakz 3 months ago
ALI: what if she was a bit fitter? PRIEST: nah, I like only little boys
JoePescisBoss 6 months ago 2
My new personal goal is to not have sex for 52 years.
wheleerz 6 months ago
lol, aint that a coincidence that jesus was born on christmas day
akpahlawan1295 6 months ago
Thee Priest Wants Evidence?
mrziplocstaysfresh 6 months ago
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AWHNNOH 6 months ago
The priest looks PISSED OFF..
myusername94 6 months ago
the more religious you are the fatter you get apparently.
forthepurposesofyout 6 months ago
Haha isn't Jesus just an over hyped David Blaine... Classic
dannymin 6 months ago
"What if she was a bit fitter, would you considerin marryin her?"
Her face made me fucking LMAO!
derrenlegendbrown 6 months ago
one mention of nuns being strippers and suddenly the religious people want evidence?
masterELSKiN 6 months ago
The editing sucks..
DLRisVH 6 months ago 2
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ali g is JEWISH funny how he doesnt say anything to the rabbi fucking scum
albokk 6 months ago
ali g is JEWISH
albokk 6 months ago
"I find it offensive, it's not documented by any kind of evidence it's hearsay" bit like you religion then, waaaaaay!
FreshPrinceLoverEm 6 months ago
jesus christ
666prep 6 months ago
the priest is talking about no evidence, now that's hypocritical.
zub044 6 months ago 3
sacha is in fact jewish
misfitugly 6 months ago 48
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He also in fact almost became a rabbi. The language that you hear Borat speak is not Kazakh. It is ancient Hebrew. It adds to the Irony of his comedy. He studied for years and is actually considered to be a scholar.
WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs 6 months ago
@misfitugly only half jewish ...
chabi3000 5 months ago
@misfitugly he may be jewish by ethnicity though he seems quite atheist to me but i dunno
human453 5 months ago
@human453 no i dont know but one of the other commets said that he also became an raddi and i read that his wife convereted jewdiasm but i dont know if that was a publicty stunt or not
misfitugly 5 months ago
@misfitugly He is nothing in religion. Religion is nothing.
Zejex15 5 months ago
@Zejex15 How come Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher had a traditional Jewish wedding if he is noting in religion?
gininuwi35 5 months ago
@gininuwi35 What made the wedding jewish? Was the paper they both signed made of a material named "jewish"? What maked Sacha Cohen jew? What makes someone a muslim/buddhist/jew/cristian? A birth mark? Or is it something written on your birth certificate? You know, something you cannot change, because yeah, you are jsut born. I recall that some people had things like "hutu" and "tutsi" written in their passport, what a delightful philosophy
Zejex15 5 months ago
@Zejex15 Look judaism is far from this world i can be a muslim/buddhist/crhistian/hindoe/scientologist but not a jew because they are the chosen people thats just bull shit. Why did Isla Fisher have to studie judaism for a long time before they could have get married?
gininuwi35 5 months ago
@Zejex15 With judaism if your mother is a jew you are officially a jew whether you belief in the religion or not.
ifanguitar 5 months ago
@ifanguitar So, if I had nothing to do with religion at all, I have to get gassed in a gas chamber? WTF is wrong with you?
Zejex15 5 months ago
@Zejex15 I know it is horrible. The Nazis gassed many non-religious jews. The most famous non-religious jew that was killed was anne frank. Why do you say "what is wrong with you"? I don't make the rules up it is one of the rules of Judaism.
ifanguitar 5 months ago
@ifanguitar You still think this way, and accept is. That is what is wrong.
Zejex15 5 months ago
@Zejex15 You don't understand it is an official thing i don't think that non-religious jews are jews. Judaism is a race as well as a religion.
ifanguitar 5 months ago
@ifanguitar In my country, you do not get born into a religion, nor is it official.
Zejex15 5 months ago
@Zejex15 jesus christ you are annoying. With judaism you do get born into it. Even if a jew converts to christianity or islam they are a jewish christian or a jewish muslim because judaism is a race as well as a religion. No British person can become non-british the same as no jew can become non-jewish
ifanguitar 5 months ago
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Zejex15 5 months ago
@ifanguitar In Denmark you are born dane, even though your parents are jewish. It is quite simple actually. It stands pretty clear.
Zejex15 5 months ago