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  • LOL Jesus was apparently born in April anyway :P

  • why you cutting out any rude bits you baby twat

  • i find Ali G uncomfortable to watch because he never seems to be trying to make a point hes just trying to get a reaction out of people

  • I hate when they get all offended. I'm like calm down

  • Watch the unedited version

  • celibate for 52 years my ass!! That's such a depressing lifestyle holy god man!

  • Even though the priest doesn't seem to be able to take these jokes, he did seem pretty in touch. He said things like "that's how he's portrayed nowadays" and "We celebrate is birthday on december 25th" but he implied that he knew Jesus didn't look like that and was most likely born in July.

    I thought that to be kind of surprising, and I just came here for the jokes haha

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  • Priest: "It's not documented by any kind of evidence"

    What a blasphemous thing to say.

  • It's funny how the priest says "I don't think you can demonstrate that statistically" but before that he said that, yes jesus exists and he was born in a stable. Hypocrite...

  • 2:19 that face, I fucking Hate you ali.

  • I was gonna quote some lines but I'm not cause every single one is a win.

  • Strippers nuns not documented by evidence? How about God?

  • Sascha Baron Cohen has made trolling a very effective way to make money.

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  • lol those ministers r so fucking pissed at what ali g says

  • haha Im a Christian and i find this very very........

    Hilarious!!

  • @ARC393 me too :)

  • Why didn' Ali G talk about Islam. Is he scared? I guess, this religion of mine is the scariest

  • @aanksasis he would be dead about now if he did. Islam is the worst religion out there, go throw some more stones.

  • @CoolSebbe431 Fanatacism is the worst. It just happens that Islam has the most fanatics right now. This isn't true for all history, it happens with most belief system where the people are poor and suffering (including nationalism, socialism, atheism (Communist uprisings, and anti religious uprisings in 19th century China), corporatism (Cecil Rhodes & Leopold in Africa) and in the case of France and the US, even people who value republicanism can be fanatics - the reign of terror comes to mind).

  • This comedy is genius, at best, and, at worst, infantile...The Roman Catholic church is a disgrace, in so far the numerous cases to pedofile priests are concerned...What I find offensive are priests who molest little boys, far more than I do Ali G saying that he saw a nun who was a stripper.

  • Like my mate dave :L

  • Why did you edit this? You've ruined it!

  • why is that old guy so fucking pissed when his sort of christians do exactly the same to other faiths i.e. be offensive

  • Yo sorry

  • "Ain't that a coincidence that he was born on Christmas Day?"

    "No"

    ....

    "I think you're getting mixed up with Santa Claus." LOL

  • oh yeah min 3: 36 he actually sugests a solution....

  • "What if she was a bit fitter? Would you consider marrying her then?"

  • @TheMorado75 The world won't be overpopulated in your lifetime

  • I love the look of "I didn't sign up for this..." every one of them has

  • THIS IS THE CENSORED VERSION. LOOK ELSEWHERE

  • what if she was fitter? lmfaoooo

  • who still believes in god?

  • Hypocriticalist lol

  • absolutely crazy! Laughed so much I couldn´t breathe!!

  • Ali g interviews the pope that wud be like wicked

  • its funny how that guys argument about the nuns being strippers is that there is no documented evidence yet he believes in god without any documented evidence

  • YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

  • 3:54 hypocriticallist, genius Ali

  •  1:30 "aint it a coincident he was born on Christmas Day?" LOL

  • epic

  • LOL

  • nice

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  • Hahaha

  • @TheMorado75 I'm 12 and what's this?

  • It's not long until Atheism is the majority on this planet.

  • @TheMorado75 I'm 12 and what's this?

  • Please stop insulting religion. All Christianity and other religions promote are good morals, like not to kill, steal, etc. Yes some people take religion into their own hands, but remember that religion is meant to be a good thing. Some people just mis-interpurate it.

  • @gmaamari BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gmaamari how can anyone look at the world and say religion is a good thing??

  • Look at the hatred on that dog-collar wearing scumbag. Fuck religion.

  • YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

  • this is heavily edited, such as the bit where he says 'like ma mate dave' misses out 'he's got a nine incher, he gets it out all the time, if you got it you should flaunt it'

  • As Mahatma Gandhi once said, "I like your Christ, but I don't like your Christians".

    Religion is a system of life's values, and morals, and as an Atheist, I'm totally tolerant of religion, but it's when people thrust it in your face that it makes me puke. It's the evangelists which give it a bad name.

  • religions made so they can control the world and make money spread fear ("HELL") and make people fight... if no religions we were all gonna be united like country's and stuff they divided everything so the big guys can control us... IMAGINE by JOHN long live

  • Each religion has got their own way of making you feel like a victim. The Christians say "you are a sinner", and you better just zip up your trousers and give the money to the pope and we'll give you a room up in the hotel in the sky.

  • @kaykko That's how Christianity work, there job is to let you know that you sin so you can change your ways. But the problem is, most of them are not true Christians themselves, they do not follow the instructions correctly stated in the bible. For example: You supposed to warn that person at least twice that he has sin, if they do not listen then you leave that person alone. But they like to keep pestering you over and over. I do not consider myself a Christian but I do believe in the bible.

  • @kaykko man that's beautiful.

  • @kaykko AMEN!! :D

  • @kaykko Well said!"

  • @kaykko It depends on what kind of Christian you talk to - there are Liberal and Conservative Christian denominations - Conservatives focus largely on the literalist and historical interpretations of the bible, whereas the liberal denominations focus more on the values of love, peace, and forgiveness and see the bible as metaphorical. I think the whole "sinner" thing is more of a Roman Catholic thing (and also of some of those crazy churches over in the US); but not really the focus of most.

  • @JamesAuseten No it's actually a very much protestant thing, even in the liberal parts of Christianity. I live in Sweden and I was part of the more liberal Christian communities, and yet we talked a lot about sin, forgiveness and hell. It may be emphasized more in Catholicism, but it's still very much there in all denominations. Why? Because the Bible says so. If you don't believe in sin then you're not a Christian. Sin, and Jesus dying for those sins is the epitome of Christianity.

  • @DukeTwicep A more thorough explanation: If you don't believe in sin (original sin), then Jesus died for nothing. The Bible says that Jesus died for our sins, if there is no original sin then he couldn't have died for them either, and much less have been resurrected. If you take away sin, then you also de-construct Genesis. Why did Adam and Eve have to leave Eden? Because they ate of the apple and contracted original sin, thus they got thrown out. Sin is pretty much everything in Christianity.

  • @kaykko not all religions.And if you do not want to give your money to the pope...give it directly to the poor...this way you will be sure where your money goes.

  • @kaykko sikhism doesnt

  • It like there trying to brainwash use to believe god I's really when we don't have any prof

  • the guy with the white hair was at one point contemplating to kill Ali G haha

  • Christianity is pretty much a lie made by a woman who cheated on her husband that got way out of hand.

  • "what if she was a bit fitter. would you consider marrying her then?

    hahahahahhahah!

  • "how powerful is god?" lost it already. this guy is genius

  • @SiikTh How powerful- IS.. god..

  • That priest's not doing well.

    Man, I know a bunch of Christians, clergy or not, that could answer Ali G in a way that wouldn't make A WHOLE RELIGION seem like a real ASS.

  • AINT THAT A COINCIDENCE HE WAS BORN ON CRISTMAS DAY

  • @MrNIXXXXXX Just so your obviously low intelligence brain understands me, what i said was: I dont go with popular opinion i go with what trained scientists say. You are the conceded one to assume you know all because you read a book your parents told you to read when you were young, and havent grown out of beliving in magic and fairy tales

  • @MrNIXXXXXX i cant explain the universe, and neither can you but at least my side is working on it. Besides science is not a popular opinion issue and the majority of scientists have no religious affiliation and they are the ones that know what they're talking about not the 2 billion Christians who dont have scientific training. Also why do studies show atheists and agnostics have higher iqs and incomes than religious people on average? Explain that to me.

  • END CIRCUMCISION! RELIGION IS GOOD - CIRCUMCISION IS EVIL! CIRCUMCISION IS MARXIST BULLSHIT!

  • @gingowitch

    Religion is not good.

  • @fookingfantastic religion is a gem, don't be stupid. circumcision is actually an evil plot by evil fools within a religion.

  • @gingowitch

    How is religion a "gem" exactly? It's just lies that cause hate and wars

  • @fookingfantastic no, people that violate religious precepts kill and steal, just like circumcision steals the foreskin, even though the damn yids have a law that says do not steal. how pathetically laughable can they get?

  • @MrNIXXXXXX and how dare you call us conceited, you believe god knows who you are and listens to your prayers, only a true ego-maniacal idiot would think that the creator of the universe actually cares what you have to think, if god exists than he could not possibly care less about you.

  • @MrNIXXXXXX give me some proof that atheists dont have a moral code before you say shit you hear on bill o'reilly. Since when is it a good thing to believe in the supernatural without proof of any kind, religion is nothing but people trying to comfort themselves because they have no idea what happens when they die, you believe it because you are scared of the unknown and aren't brave or smart enough to comprehend an end of life. Religion is a bane to society.

  • @MrNIXXXXXX no they don't want to believe in magic and imaginary friends, if the world is stupid enough to be shocked at that and put atheists and agnostics into the spotlight because of that its not our fault. I believe religious people are jokes because they willingly suspend critical thinking and believe in a man in the sky without any proof whatsoever

  • There was no room in the inn cause it was christmas, innit? What a coincidence that Jesus was born on Christmas Day! lol

  • I didn't know Dick Cheney was Catholic.

  • @ 4:28 "no documented by and kind of evidence " Just like his religion:)

  • @bicnarok you dont need evidence for something you personally believe in, its called faith stupid

  • 52- HE'S LYING

  • "Not documented by any kind of evidence" .... is he serious?

  • what if she was a bit fitter? she didn't really like that

  • Trashing Religion on the internet is popular.

  • I SO want to be interviewed by this guy.

  • what's with all the bad edits of the best bits?

  • No room in the inn, well it Christmas innit"

  • 'there was no room at the inn' well that coz it was christmas init LOL

  • @mentosC4 actually he went to Cambridge

  • The Debates and the little butthurt militant atheist comments are getting old now.

    Just enjoy the comedy and get the sticks out of your asses. Nobody gives a shit about your religious beliefs or that chip on your shoulder. Get over yourselves.

  • STOP EDITING THE VIDEOS!!

  • Why does the priest speak in a really patronizing way?...

    Funny that if he knew Sasha was more educated than him, then he would be kissing his arse.

  • did this guy even go to school? or did he drop out at preschool?

  • this is so edited it's a joke in itself

  • nuns as stripper!! i like to see tht.!

  • 0:21 "why aren't you in the kitchen?!"

  • why did jesus go around with all those reindeers?

  • lol a priest talking about evidence

  • lol 'it's not documented by any kind of evidence'

    well, that's what the atheists are telling the religious people about God :S

  • @Rboysblaster exactly (:

  • @hyperplaterine

    so is the athiest ali or the priest

  • USAMMON STOP EDITING THE VIDEOS!

  • THA POWER RELIGONNNN

  • This is what it's like for an atheist talking to a theist.

  • 4:29 "...it's not documented by any kind of evidence..it's hearsay"

    So the pastor is playing the evidence card huh. We all know what that's linked to.... science. Though he maintains he has no intention of marrying you can bet that he's boning the chick beside him.

  • @RoTi39 Respect.

  • genius. Comic timing at its peak.

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  • Don't think Sacha is better than these people, his own wife had to convert to Judaism, he has no high horse to ride.

  • @superhamzah85 Had to?

  • I'd take the asian chick for a ride.

  • The priest is a dick! "I find it offensive." WHO GIVES A SHIT, ASSHOLE? You're time is done, thank christ!

    Ali G shows religion up for the shit it is.

    LOL "What if she was a bit fitter? He insulted the atheist as well!

    Genius.

  • There was no room in the inn..well that's cause it was Christmas, init?

  • YO SORRY ^^^ ( With his hands up) lol

  • lol "no and some people would find that very offensive." "yo sorry."

  • how ironic that the priest said to ali g 'thats just hersay' haha

  • Religion is a joke

  • @destroyer939

    Yo so u Claim In'it

  • @destroyer939 story for suckers

  • @destroyer939 Hahaha, Ali G god bless you LMAO XD

  • @destroyer939 mass delusional and insanity.

  • @destroyer939 Religion is fear of Death.

  • @RedSnyder141 Religion is just stupidity

  • @MrMetsakurat Religion is just retarded.

  • @destroyer939 So much bullshitting goes with religion. Everyone is so f-ing smug about it too

  • @destroyer939 its a cool story

  • ALI: what if she was a bit fitter? PRIEST: nah, I like only little boys

  • My new personal goal is to not have sex for 52 years.

  • lol, aint that a coincidence that jesus was born on christmas day

  • Thee Priest Wants Evidence?

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  • The priest looks PISSED OFF..

  • the more religious you are the fatter you get apparently.

  • Haha isn't Jesus just an over hyped David Blaine... Classic

  • "What if she was a bit fitter, would you considerin marryin her?"

    Her face made me fucking LMAO!

  • one mention of nuns being strippers and suddenly the religious people want evidence?

  • The editing sucks..

  • ali g is JEWISH

  • "I find it offensive, it's not documented by any kind of evidence it's hearsay" bit like you religion then, waaaaaay!

  • jesus christ

  • the priest is talking about no evidence, now that's hypocritical.

  • sacha is in fact jewish

  • @misfitugly

    He also in fact almost became a rabbi. The language that you hear Borat speak is not Kazakh. It is ancient Hebrew. It adds to the Irony of his comedy. He studied for years and is actually considered to be a scholar.

  • @misfitugly only half jewish ...

  • @misfitugly he may be jewish by ethnicity though he seems quite atheist to me but i dunno

  • @human453 no i dont know but one of the other commets said that he also became an raddi and i read that his wife convereted jewdiasm but i dont know if that was a publicty stunt or not

  • @misfitugly He is nothing in religion. Religion is nothing.

  • @Zejex15 How come Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher had a traditional Jewish wedding if he is noting in religion?

  • @gininuwi35 What made the wedding jewish? Was the paper they both signed made of a material named "jewish"? What maked Sacha Cohen jew? What makes someone a muslim/buddhist/jew/cristian? A birth mark? Or is it something written on your birth certificate? You know, something you cannot change, because yeah, you are jsut born. I recall that some people had things like "hutu" and "tutsi" written in their passport, what a delightful philosophy

  • @Zejex15 Look judaism is far from this world i can be a muslim/buddhist/crhistian/hind­oe/scientologist but not a jew because they are the chosen people thats just bull shit. Why did Isla Fisher have to studie judaism for a long time before they could have get married?

  • @Zejex15 With judaism if your mother is a jew you are officially a jew whether you belief in the religion or not.

  • @ifanguitar So, if I had nothing to do with religion at all, I have to get gassed in a gas chamber? WTF is wrong with you?

  • @Zejex15 I know it is horrible. The Nazis gassed many non-religious jews. The most famous non-religious jew that was killed was anne frank. Why do you say "what is wrong with you"? I don't make the rules up it is one of the rules of Judaism.

  • @ifanguitar You still think this way, and accept is. That is what is wrong.

  • @Zejex15 You don't understand it is an official thing i don't think that non-religious jews are jews. Judaism is a race as well as a religion.

  • @ifanguitar In my country, you do not get born into a religion, nor is it official.

  • @Zejex15 jesus christ you are annoying. With judaism you do get born into it. Even if a jew converts to christianity or islam they are a jewish christian or a jewish muslim because judaism is a race as well as a religion. No British person can become non-british the same as no jew can become non-jewish

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  • @ifanguitar In Denmark you are born dane, even though your parents are jewish. It is quite simple actually. It stands pretty clear.