Skick killed my son

[pokecrazy16]

a handd job!!!

[willku9000]

Who rote this?

A fucking lolcat?

[Rhoten666]

without a doubt, the best video ever....

[therealcaz]

in the 3:19 , is that a game???

[Deermouse168268]

LMAO

[marin904]

my god this you best jocke RandomDCE men

[DarkSpineScott]

"It is teh powerful!" Gotta love that engrish.

[florgeysteve]

Its funny cause its bad gramma.

[Spottedheart98464]

I'm LMFAO rite know. 

[zeroG131]

HAHAHAHA Jesus Christ help HAHAHAHA I lose it at 4:20 XD

[Ryotaichido]

wow, Rickters a real fucking man. His sons dead, but he just decides to have another one.

[bladex149]

how about dramatic reading for my immortal get the source from Ntom

just a suggestion

[WonSab]

I can't help but thing SirRonLionheart would have been an ideal Dracula for this.

HA-HAA!

[XAngelXDarknessX]

OMG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I...can't breath

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[velocityeleven]

absoloutly hillarious

[Insaniac12]

Intermanet, serious fucking business. lol best reading evar!

[CopperMasterX]

Dracula laufered

[n1g3ld34c0n]

Shade Man music makes this instant win.

[watariryusaki]

IT IZ TEH ETHERNET!

P.s. Ethernet is a wireless phone line, as it is what I'm told.

[SasuSakuFan7]

Intermanet! LOL

[n1g3ld34c0n]

No that is not make sence! LMFAOO

[n1g3ld34c0n]

When I heard Lilly go "I NO LONGER HAVE A REASON TO LIIIIIIVE!" my first thought was, "Must resist urge to make Mega Man X4 reference." (Trust me, YouTubers, I know better than to make a reference to THAT.)

[n1g3ld34c0n]

DON'T UNDERSTAND! LMAOOOO

[SSmasked]

DO IS SEE AN EARTHBOUND SPRITE? :D

[HohenheimOfLight100]

This is without a doubt the funniest video on youtube.

[Kervinlereturns]

Wow, I almost lost my lungs reading and listening this at the same time

[watariryusaki]

Anyone else getting a Zero Wing reference?

All your base are belong to us...

You set us up teh bomb...

IT IS TEH POWERFUL!!!!!

[Rhoten666]

any one wana give me a handd job? XD

[watariryusaki]

I WILL HAVE NOTHER CHILD! >:D

[JezzyDesu]

ＯＮ　ＴＨＥ　ＩＮＴＥＲＭＥＮＥＴ！

Ｉ　ｌａｕｇｈｅｒｅｄ　ｓｏ　ｈａｒｄ　Ｉ　ｄｏｎｕｔ　ｂｅｌｅｉｖｅ　ｅｔ．

[BlightedSkiez]

i'm pretty sure this 'on the intermenet' part isn't in peter's original story, i've watched tons of dramatic readings of this fanfic and i've never heard of this stupid line before, the other ones are funnier anyways.

[JezzyDesu]

eh, it's funny to me XD

[watariryusaki]

Boo your criticism...

[Drunksonic]

i luv u

[Firefortress14]

This had even worse grammar than me 2 years ago.

[JonnotheHedgehog]

Rofl, handd job

[TitoTheAlienhog]

F**KING FUNNY STORY XD

[Ruby150]

This guy has horrible grammar!

[danish211]

@Ruby150

you,re completely missing the point peter chimera writes with horrible grammar on purpose

[Ledslinger7777]

@ BlackMaestro220

how would u know?..... 0_0

[LeonSKennedy828]

"DO NUT WORRY"

LMFAO!

[watariryusaki]

DONUT WORRIES?

[BlackMaestro220]

it is $10 more for a handd job then a hand job! LOLZ

[DGGaming]

Pepel, plresh remebar tath skick kilsl chinldres maor thna anee otar deseese.

[dl902102]

I'd ask you to do half life: full life consequences or quarterlife: halfway to destruction, but I don't want you to go insane.

[heisanevilgenius]

Thanks, guys. I loved it. :D

[Kth77]

This hap to be written crapily purpose, or just really really quickly

[Saphiredragon08]

I have read the fanfic and heard this. How can anybody write something like this.

It is retarded!

[danish211]

@Saphiredragon08

what do you mean it,s not awesome

[YokaiSaiyan]

"IT IS TEH POWERFUL!!" should be a meme.

oh, and that british song at the end is stuck in my head now. what's it called?

[mattr75]

Epic lulz have been had.

[TeamFingerBang]

I don't know whats worse this or my immortal..

[Takanashiv2]

My Immortal.

By far.

[dl902102]

Agreed. This is at least good for a laugh, as are all of Peter Chimaera's other fics.

[LunarWolfSky]

-Taknashiv2-

But this close to being as bad as "My Immortal"

[FireNinja650]

Peter Chimaera? WolfOfTheRedMoon, Newb3ter, and I also did a dramatic reading of his fanfic for youtube a few months ago XD

[Xemptuous]

ON THE INTRAMANET

[Halojackoff]

"The skick? Let me tell you something about the skick, baby. The skick is a case of DANDRIFF, compared to me."

>_>...I'm thinking at least one person has seen Osmosis Jones before?

[EnkerZero]

What?

[GreentheGunstar]

That up there. It's a quote from Osmosis Jones...you've seen that movie, right?

[EnkerZero]

Nope.

[sagesaria]

Oh man I haven't seen that movie in years. I almost want to again...for the lolz

[SevenSwordsExia]

Yes, Halojackoff! I've seen that movie several times, in fact. Awesome quote!

[Kth77]

more dramatic readings DCE, they are (as this person might say) the great winNingsG

[90geekgirl06]

Raise your hand if you thought this was awesome.

v

☻/

/▌

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[ilovkhvids]

wut?

[Halojackoff]

"DONT UNDERSTAND"

Oh, don't you worry about that. I have NO fucking idead what's going on right now. lol

[Halojackoff]

No, I a dead fuckin' serious. Who the hell made this fanfiction? Does this guy even know how to spell words properly...and use fucking GRAMMAR properly? I'm sorry, did you happen to say that PimpinmasterDX wrote this fanfic? Because that's obviously the exact same way he would write words.

[Halojackoff]

As TTroopa said,

What kind of fail is this?

[danish211]

@Halojackoff

it,s not fail it,s epic win

[wtfisurproblemnoob]

not as good as Quarter-life: Halfway to distruction, but still good none theless ;D

[danleafboy]

Donut Worry

[butchdeadlift10]

4:51 rolled down a forest hill into a swamp by the dessert? are my ears broken?

[deanzonit721]

This vid is not make sense, but that is just my sense of teh humour. (laughing intermission)

[MercenaryX21]

He was right, it was full of Fail. Almost like Half-life Consequences.

[danish211]

@MercenaryX21

but it was so bad it,s great

[tnpan]

IT IS TEH POWERFUL!!!!!

No matter who says it, I love that line.

I think Darkness said it better though.

Once I get skype working, I gotta do this with Josh.

[procopato]

"NO THAT IS NOT MAKE SENSE!" and "IT IS TEH POWERFUL!" could work as memes, but that's just me. I laughed my ass off during the "INTERMANET!" part.XD All your base has some competition now lol.

[Saga619]

Never let a Xbox360 kid write a fanfic ever again....

[Ryan91487]

You should do another Epic Reading, turns out he has more shitty writing.

[skyknight332]

THIS IS NOT MAKE SENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[AlexOfBullhead]

The Frankenshtining? lol

This is the best dramatic reading since NTom64's DR of My Immortal.

[tuworkzz]

"Ha Ha!", Dracula lafered. LOL!!!

[Ryan91487]

The reading was hilarious but the fanfic in general is just plain fail.

[danish211]

@Ryan91487

you mean awesome

[qwerty02rawr]

this video was so funny i laughered ^^

[Lewrawen]

You think that's bad? At least it's the bad spelling making the joke, not a plain retarded storyline.

Case and point: 'The adventures of Dark Yagami', the fanfiction that invented the wondrous fruit, bananas made of blood. -_-

[SevenSwordsExia]

Yuo lose all yor powers good day sir! Fave part.

[TAGMOMG]

IT IS TEH POWERFUL Should become a meme. I'm serious.

[Nightstalker77393]

I SECOND THIS.

it seriously should be

[TAGMOMG]

The revolution starts here!

[orangenorth]

I found something worse than this...

[ElizabethScotty]

Really, what?

[orangenorth]

Its called Sonic to a car, its really bad

[dsmledhedowns]

2 words: My Immortal

[orangenorth]

Very.. but the one I found is still worse than this

[GreatWolfSpirit]

Oh my gosh! lol! This video was so amazing! Nice job guys. Love your vids, by the way. I hear them over my headset when my boyfriend Sevenswordsexia watches them while we talk over IM. They're amazing.

[orangenorth]

What does the scouter say about his power level. It is teh powerful!!!!! XD

[lazerbeetle123]

1:31 was the best scene IT IS TEH POWERFUL!!!

[allabridgedfan12]

need...air...cant...breathe...­too...much...laughter

[lazerbeetle123]

IT IS TEH POWERFUL!!!!

LOL

[LeonSKennedy828]

well even then it still makes sense for the most part, and more than anything in the fanfic does

[LeonSKennedy828]

that actually DOES make sense though XD (what you said)

[Destroyahweapon]

did someone really write this? it;s horrible

[ElizabethScotty]

Oh yeah. I see people who write like this all over fanfiction a majority of the time.

[ElizabethScotty]

But this is the worst

[TenTailedTiger]

This whole fanfic is deradful!

[PaperRayman]

OMFG ANYTHING BUT THE SKICK!

[xXTheShadowMasterXx]

NO! THAT IS NOT MAKE SENSE!

[qwerty02rawr]

fear teh skick!!

[Dzillaa]

"IT IS TEH POWARFUL!" Thats gonna become a meme or something

[teababe27]

It should.

[stjanki]

DAMN YOU SKICK!!!! :)

[CenetaurmanE52]

He sounds like he's high on helium.

I mean, Darknessthecurse doesn't exactly have a good voice himself, but he sounds like a guy.

[xCrazyJayx]

ON THE INTERMANET!

[NazotheMysterious]

was this written by a fore year old???

[TAGMOMG]

No, a canadian.

I shit you not.

[NazotheMysterious]

Oh, tha why.

[TAGMOMG]

Yeah.

And, on the subject, The guy who wrote "Full Life Consecuences" (you know, the one that said "JOAN FREMAN, WHO WAS GORDAN FREEMANS BROTHER, WAS ONCE IN A OFFICE, TYPING ON A COMPUTER.") Was also canadian, who admited he was using fan-fic to learn english.

Think of it what you will.

[NazotheMysterious]

I never heard of Full life Consecuences

[TAGMOMG]

Well, go search for it on here. There's a G-Mod reading of it.

It's a fanfic of Half-life, writen so badly that it's good.

[InfamousShad]

This has GOT to be written by a troll.

[fman40000]

this storee maki no cinse

[CenetaurmanE52]

Allow me to point you to PimpinmasterDX...

[soniman32]

you should read the rest of his fail fics!!

[theyoshine]

why is the embed disabled.....

come on man this is awesome

[ScarDDT]

I hope this is not the story of the Castlevania movie...........

[LeonSKennedy828]

That guy has other bad fanfics, please do dramatic readings for them!

[crazyCJ123456]

Yes hookers do pay more for handd jobs and cucomwhooba? I want to know what cucomwhooba taste like.

[Firestorm2900]

I must handd it do you, that was a really fun reading to listen to. Nice touch with the Shadow Man theme. Was that playing during the original recording or did that get added in later

[NEGAMEGASII]

heavybassX, now I want to play that Castlevaina game now. The one with that famous line. :P

[Razor9350]

Was this written by the same guys who did Zero Wing?

"Someone set up us the skickness"

[Cnidarious]

Seh was awayU

[TheAkatsuki357]

i'd love to see more of these in the future it was indeed lol worthy

[LeonSKennedy828]

What word is Skick supposed to be anyways?

[3602433]

I can fight for few hourse more

So Rihcter whip again and darcula neck blooded. Dont understand

No that is not make sense

but he came home and son was dead of the skick

wtf lollololololololololololol

[NewclearToast]

I think the word "skick" has officially made me lose my faith in the sanity of humanity...

[woutervoorhees]

Ha Ha. Hilarious XD

[AxelStripe]

This video is teh powarful xD

[wickedwitchwest12323]

I am so gonna starting reading fanfiction! XD

[TheAkatsuki357]

oh noes not the skick

[Decpeachyboy]

I think ill read evrything like that fur ter nuxt towe weekes!

[mmfan15]

Oh boy another troll.*i'm refering to the user "fuckjapan09"*

[smartboy201]

"Japanimation Obsessed Cult"... I'm sorry, that's hilarious... He has ONE video, and he uses a Voice Modification Device in it... Pathetic, ignorant fool... Heh...

[heavybassX]

Unfortuately he thinks that me, DCE, Troopa, Big Al and Darkness are all part of this japanimation cult... FOR FUCK'S SAKE I DON'T EVEN LIKE ANIME ANYMORE, this moron IS stupid and frankly I rather wish his death.

[smartboy201]

While I would normally comment on the last words in the reply, I suppose you do have a point (Although I wonder why I was thumbed down...) with the fact that he seems to've made his account SPECIFICALLY for the purpose of trolling DCE's account... and possibly all of your accounts, I'd have to gather info by checking out the comments sections on each channels' videos later on, I guess...

You'd think by NOW, we'd have flamers who made credible arguments but... Heh...

[TAGMOMG]

Come on, the day that flamers make credible arguments is the day that I eat bugs for fun.

The main point of a flamer is that he makes flawed arguments.

(No offence intended...)

[smartboy201]

None taken (Considering I've been a Fanboy, and Flamer, in the past... But found them both... lacking. Heh...)... I'll be honest, it's EASY to flame someone ineffectively, but on rare occasions, you'll see a flamer who will view a LOT of videos before they form their "Flame Post"... But nowadays, we have them use the same generic answers:

"You Suck!"... "You think you're funny? You know what's funny? When I (Insert Racist, Sexist, or Joke about doing one's mother) last night!", etc. Heh...

[TAGMOMG]

Good. (Well, each to his own...) Thing is, As soon as a flamer starts to actualy come up with something that's wrong with the vid (Which is really what you have to do to be counted as original, seeing that nearly every form of insult has been done to death three times over.) They stop being a flamer, and start being a critic.

Which is a lot different, because the critic's words can actualy be useful to the maker of the thing the critic is criticing... Or something like that.

[smartboy201]

Oh, I agree on what you used for describing the Critic, but all a Flamer has to do is attack something that no one else is attacking... It's very easy to do, yet the current "Generation" of flamers seem to think saying "You Suck, I'm Unsubbing" (Which some people subscribe to them, just to post this comment), will mortally wound them... Fools...

[TAGMOMG]

Well, you know what they say: You can't please everyone. Hell, there could be something made by Jesus himself, and still someone would say it sucked. Still, you'd think they'd say it with a bit more origiality...

[shoemy89]

Wow... I'm not sure whether or not to take the fanfiction itself seriously or not.

But your reading was hilarious.

[h1tm0nl33]

now im sad that i dont get to hang out with y'all

[MissJenova]

I have a feeling that this fanfic could start some Internet memes...

"It is teh powerful!" and "NO IT IMPOSSIBLE!" are my quotes of the week!

Epic Reading, the pictures make it even more hilarious!

[Nintegapcom]

Not to mention "No that is not make sense!" and the use of the word 'skick'. I can't wait to see all of these pop up somewhere.

[Neotails8762]

Just as epic as Darkness'.

[fishpop]

whoever wrote that has very bad grammer

(unless it was done as a joke)

[fishpop]

'NO! THAT IS NOT MAKE SENSE'

'DON'T UNDERSTAND!'

lol

[RC3]

"Don't understand"

"No that is not make sense"

It's like the damn thing is reading our minds.

[BygPhattyPlus]

That fanfic, which I read I am sad to say, was full of utter and complete fail. I nominate the person who wrote to be thrown into the pit! The reading was great however, DCE!

[TyX25]

Its Hand-d lol

Anyway please do another one sometime if you can find another one this bad.

Now if you excuse me I need some migraine pills from laughing and trying to read along

[0neshotsucide]

yuo havata wach out for thoes skicks * spelled it all wrong purposely*i want a handd job know any whores who would give me one

[girrules123123]

OH NOEZ, NOT THE SKICK O:

lol, that was hilarious XD 5/5 +fav

[madfather]

Oh lord, it's the next Full Life Consequences..

[iluvpudding4eva]

chibi fighter is paula?

suh-weet

[ToxicsMedia]

where do i get a handd job? lol

[CrystalHunter1989]

If I may quote LittleKuriboh...."It's like something out of HP Lovecraft.....only GAY!!!"

[Martmeisterpaladin]

It reads like a demented Geoffery Chaucer tale.

[e199sigma]

this isn't a fanfic...this is a LOLfic!!!

[Lizadow]

Oh God, that fic is fail enough to make any Castlevania fan cry both in agony and from laughter. XD

[CanadianCalabo]

i hoep i does not dies of the skick