Chinese Guy Cuts Cucumbers With Cards on a Talent Show

[MrBenjamin10001]

The trolls of the meme army is near

[LetsDestroyVevo]

Memecenter FTW !

[mirotzu99]

me too dreamtaku0 and kolograma

[Dreamtaku0]

memecenter brought me here

[Kolograma]

Memecenter brought me here.

[TubeOfMyself2000]

2:40 Tschatutu mschutut scheiße hajunkungfuu

[LittleCheerfulY]

Fruit ninja! :D

[SuperTerryPrice]

lol i need him in my kitchen to do the food, maybe he can chop potatoes with his lil finger

[MrBarathurm]

I actually think he can murder someone with this skill...

[ervinc6]

i wouldn't be surprised if johnisaacs4 is a dirty hobo who uses the internet at the library. he certainly has allot of time. purposely serching key words like "china" "chinese" "chinese military" just to troll. lol what a life. and not once either. he loves to return after he finds out no one's paying attention.

[mickeymouse3001]

All u guys posting rude comments r just haters bcuz u can so it so stop bein a hater and get on with ur lives dickheads gezzzzz people these days

[animeeb0y]

so he can pretty much kill a person by throwing cards

[namakuandar]

Gambit?

[BrokenYuki]

@GoGoMarisa

lol, that's certainly one way of looking at it xD

[Dizzypotatoman]

Why am I here?

[supergooddeal]

I posted a video of a boomerang shaped like the Chinese (friend) symbol. I built it and it returns like a boomerang should. Might even be able to slice some veggies with it ;)

[SlAkWuN]

Aistralias got talent only has dancers and singers we never see awsome shit like this! We need more asians hahaha

[LoLElegance]

I actually think he just accidentally pressed it, he was right in what he was saying about martial arts o.0

[Ideeem]

At first I was like X but then I wowed.

[GregariousGorilla]

For a second I thought he was bogus, then I saw I cucumber fall and I was like DAMN

[gunsfordor]

mendigos chinos con la cara de pendejos

[triggerhappybullets]

this is one of the billion things i like about the chinese

[edwinlunando]

Asians.

[GoGoMarisa]

As a Chinese, I must say the guy who pressed X is a disgrace to our nation, he reflects the very fundamental flaw in Chinese society, lacking faith and full of negativity.... IF China ever went to war with any other country, it would tear itself apart first before the war even starts.

[Bluntmage25]

I dare you to rob his house. he can match a gun haha

[wgh999]

He was warming up and the judge thought he couldn't do it xD

[WungTung]

chinese TF IMBA

[narutojose2]

I can throw a card pretty good but my accuracy sucks and it takes me atleast 10 tries to get something even from up close...

[iowngoogle]

Im not 100% sure but i think that's twisted fate.

[iowngoogle]

Im not 100% sure but im pretty sure That's twisted fate.

[ham236]

lol, the subtitles are funny. "OMG"

[TheRealDNB]

is he even throwing any cards?

[MsFIERYBEAST]

سخاااااااااااااااااافه

[whotaughtyou]

AIM LONG JOHN JESSE WALLACE RAPIST QUEEN NOOR £120000

[gr8Sweetfox]

see they will soon bann playing cards from planes.. i mean imagine if a terrorist would actually learn that, hahaha :D

[avenged7x400]

at the end of the video i was like OHHHH SHIT an 5 min later i was with this face O_O

[MrFlyUpHigh]

Next performace he chop cucumber with breath of air

[myuutsuuCMCE]

Seriously I want to move to China!

[m27a68v71]

@myuutsuuCMCE

Can you speak Chinese?If not,it is quite hard to live in China....................

[myuutsuuCMCE]

@m27a68v71 I can learn.

[m27a68v71]

@myuutsuuCMCE

go and learn it,it will be useful for you.

[myuutsuuCMCE]

@m27a68v71 Sure a day, but is not my main priority.

[m27a68v71]

@myuutsuuCMCE

Ok,glad to see it.

[THEIRA21]

bing dong fay song y quing hoching y bing bing dong bing say in a Chinese accent

[Apollotheawesome]

first I was like wtf but after I was like WHOA

[TeaD1314]

Interesting.

[purelego]

I think the airport should consider preventing playing cards from getting on to a plane.

[zhaoziyuan]

@purelego haha,too funny.

[FelicianB]

I kinda love it how the Asians desperately try to copy the western culture

[skinflint420]

@FelicianB Just like when westerners practice martial arts right? 

[FelicianB]

@skinflint420 if there wasn't Islam, there would be way less war today.

[theend1245]

@FelicianB are you trying to start flame war stoopid American boi ???

[FelicianB]

@theend1245 Haha, I'm not from the US. But never mind ;)

[theend1245]

@FelicianB is that you in ur Profile pic ? you good looking... i forgive you

[Fawful0]

Twisted Fate IRL

[xase35]

@Fawful0 LoL?

[Hope4freedom76]

好帅气的中山装！

[pengheng]

Chinese martial artists and shaolin monks are skinny yet stronger than them

[pengheng]

@ombrenuit

U don't need bulging muscles to have strengh. Look at bruce lee and yip man, they're both small and skinny. Chinese shaolin monks are small sized too. U think they can't beat mma fighters? Westerners think bulging muscles = strength -_-

look at those who practise kung fu

[airiaram]

i wanna see what he does next!

[Runjakovich]

Chunchin wongsung, yes.

[skilllol101]

he is using hax's

[jxtsful]

Chinese communist pigs invaded South Korea during the Korean war...creating the North Korean disaster.

[Hope4freedom76]

@jxtsful Awww aint that just sad.

[hartfrigus]

Stupid guy press the X button and then WOW and then YES...

[faizfitri]

@hartfrigus yeah stupid arrogant guy fuck him!

[jesseZZZH]

@hartfrigus he is a joke in our country.few months ago he claimed that we should arrest all the people who hurt people with cars,after a fews days he was get caught because he hurted someone badly with his car after he got drunk..

[No0031]

Nearly stacked it doing the backflip :S but pretty good none the less. Cucumbers were abit close though.

[Scizor3D]

and some people think they dream about being anime characters more like anime characters based on the real asian people

[moomoo1337]

Cameraman must be shitting bricks

[AAAZ09Z09]

ماهو صاحي بس شي غريب

[nazri5363]

no matter 50 meters of 5 meters, its awesome..i bet those most of us cannot do that even from 1 inch...haha...

[Chucktage]

Why'd the guy buzz him, he probably could have cut his head off from where he was standing lol.

[airiaram]

@Chucktage LOL

[giderclay]

GAMBIT???!!!!

[Blackcatcross]

He even did an interview where he sliced open a soda can with cards so shut up about how this is all bullshit where this is something everyone can do ._.

[SuperNateclark]

liberty prime is scared of this guy

[Ombrenuit]

This scrawny kid has no muscles. Plus it took like like 15 throws to get started and after that he gets it every time? I call bullshit.

[kha0sg0tt]

Good job this guy's not a terrorist. Clear airport security, 52 people die. Jokers? he'l keeps them as a reminder.

[GeniuaPTD]

"I think I must follow you because I dont want to be that cucumber" =)) LOL

[syadza70]

nice...

[kevgballs]

He can throw cards 50 metres yet stands 2 feet from the cucumbers.Hmm:/

[MizukiMikai]

@kevgballs He can throw cards 50 metres...but do u think at the end of those 50 metres the card would have enough power in it to SLICE A CUCUMBER IN ONE GO? I dont think so >< My friend could give me cuts at like 5 metres away, maybe I should get him to try a cucumber xDDD

[hitmenow]

2:12 - 2:13 LOL

[andymorley]

its gambit! :D

[magicicle]

those cucumbers are made in China...

[Mreleezy]

@magicicle hey fool check your compupter that your using now ,could u find anything that is not made in china ?

[JimmyPageIsALegend]

His next challenge is cutting coconuts with tissue paper.

[BIZARR099]

The first one to buzz was the first one to go WOW xD

[TacticalSmurf12]

So he gets loads of people cheering him??!?

Nothing happened when Gambit could do it :L

[miqhasmie]

its like playing fruit ninja

[lewiscifer999]

Now there's a papercut that you would never recover from!

[denzlepob]

He owned them cucucucucucuccmbers

[TheSilvax]

hisoka !!1

[zicodejonghe]

Bullshit that he said far from cucumber around 5 meter .. it seem only 1.3 meter !!

[BadBoyBoyzz]

@zicodejonghe

you try doing it 50cm.

gotta give this guy props for sucha cool performance

[zicodejonghe]

@BadBoyBoyzz

Sure it's cool..If they not say Bullshit thing about 5 meter

[JaOmai001]

loooool this shit so awesome xD



[YazVee]

how the fuck do you first discover you have a talent like this..?!

[TheTrieutran]

@YazVee By losing to some dummies who you would never wanna lose to when playing poker of backjack, and then you get pissed off, you pick the cards and throw them to the guys. Then you are accused of murder, now you know you have that talent =))

[juniperdragon]

chinese gambit!!!!

[duythanhst]

The first one is the true cucumber and the others are FAKE =)

[wiseclock20]

像看電影一樣！

[conan263]

its exploding cucumbers!!!

[bozzngu13]

He'll aim to dilldo of Japan for next perform !!!!!!!

[pinebark90]

What the hell does he have against cucumbers?!

[edbrucken]

pretty cool !!!!

.... dangerus ¬¬ .. lol

[10000volts]

Cucumber is made in china!

[haidls]

i can cut a cucumber with a sponge

[raw9133]

so thats 50 meters in china...man chinese always cheat...but nice performance...

[C4nnibalC0rpse]

@raw9133 why's everyone so dumb? He said he can cause DAMAGE from 50 metres, NOT cut cucumbers from 50 metres. Geez man, do you need me to translate the subtitles for you? Get a fucking brain.

[raw9133]

@C4nnibalC0rpse but the subtitle said "i can throw it 50 meters away" that makes "everyone " think he would do it 50meters away...and no i dont need ur help.Perhaps you should help the translation by adding a sentence like "but im gonna throw the cards just some meters away from the cucumbers"...thats more helpful...

[DatVidya]

@raw9133 Except it wouldn't be subtitles because the guy didn't say that, it's not that guys video and about 30 seconds after he says that he's standing back from it

I can only assume you are fucking mentally handicapped that you care so much about this fucking video that you feel the need to complain about it. Get a grip you drooling cunt.

[CHESANTAFE1]

muy bien chino, ¿podrias mostrar de que material estan hechos los naipes?Gracias.

[kiracanal]

@CHESANTAFE1 Se nota que no miraste el video o no sabes ingles.

0:36 El jurado pide que revisen las cartas, y son cartas normales.

[NguyenDong1392]

fantastic



[doanquocbao]

I can Cut 1/2 Cucumber With One Card

[TornadoHyenyaku]

That's Kado Setsudanki

[dangkhoaweb]

50 meters? WTF? as you can see it is < 5 meters

[KiTOoOs1]

@dangkhoaweb < 5 to cut the cucumber, what on earth do you think that anyone can cut a cucumber while they stand 50 meters far away?

[agamer1000]

@KiTOoOs1 god? LOL

[dangkhoaweb]

@KiTOoOs1 that is what he said, pls check again man

[KiTOoOs1]

@dangkhoaweb psssssss cause damage not cut the cucumber :-}}

[mrphamhp]

Very good

[drentedabic]

ludi kinezi 

[dawkot1]

I bet hes using +2 cards -_- and +6 agility modification

[TheMaxi010]

1 : 26 Chinese fail

[paquitomoralles]

i wouldnt play poker with him

[trehhz]

ninja

[iCornyJoke]

Every 4th attack will deal extra damage dude! use this to your advantage!

[Devon187]

this been done so many times before, alot of usa poker pros can do it better, nice try chinks

[osmvirus]

@Devon187 There is no need to use those racist words.

[AfonsoCL]

@MrHelderFx

You are so smart. Seriously.

[rzorNvme]

got damn commies 

[ArcaneClash]

The crowd behind the cumcumbers most have serious pain...

[07061529]

nice!

[07061529]

nice!

[Catalyst3o1]

@pokermagic360 You can throw PLAYING CARDS 100 meters? Prove it.

[soujisama]

Hide you junk....Seriously!

[lq91]

impressive!

[feedmetwinkies]

Great all we need is for that dude to train terrorist and now people can highjack planes with a deck of cards.

[heffeque]

@feedmetwinkies No shampoo, no tooth paste... so from now on, no deck of cards allowed! Great! Thank you, Wu Shu martial arts guy. Now transatlantic plane trips will be even more boring. *sigh*

[StevethePirateCop]

Even their playing cards are dangerous! [/sarc off]

[transientvoltage]

So cool

[fast5560]

Mermão, aonde que compra uns peninos desse tamanho?? kkkkk

[AntoniusRuodrick]

@fast5560

Será que foi ele quem operou a Ariadna?!

[oxes8]

I didn't know that there were big cucumbers like these in China... =)

[wesleymd2]

irmao do gambit

[braukbauru]

Que Pepinão !!!

[MrEmaculado]

lol

[thiagodeesparta]

'-' Is he a X-Man?

[minored360]

gotta love these screams and the music.. so Asianish

[Elementroar]

@minored360 I beg to differ. Have you been in a Justin Bieber concert? It turns any group of girls into a flock of geese. Or murdered cats. Or geese fighting cats.

[Diabosv]

@afisnet nice comment man, i really appreciate :) .. league of legends forever :D

[bchang100]

They didn't check the cucumber!!!!

[agamer1000]

@bchang100 the first one i think it's quite thick :D

[TheFero511]

@bchang100 ....It wasn´t necessary. 1:40 you can see one of the cards in cucumber and it wasn´t there before....

[Mreleezy]

@bchang100 so u thought that was iron cucumber? man don't be high

[rodrigojsantos3]

parabens

[Gollywog]

he should be the next bad guy in a james bond film - instead of a hat he uses cards

[LalaVanessa]

hahaha he served that judge right after he pressed the X.

[EaStFrOnT13]

It's Great .But FUCK!!! CHINA!!!

[jtbell04]

Should've spammed wildcards

[rainmaker4mk]

this guy is from x-men

[kkramerx]

should have used the red card or wild cards, AOE cucumber slicing

[FahrenheitUser]

Those cucumbers had some sick dodge stats...

[ecchisan2]

and THAT'S why AD TF is better than AP TF

[XEzechielX]

He's a TF with a guinsoo, that's why it took some time to get him started

[orfmor]

U should've used the blue card in the beggining it looked like u didnt had mana