Chris Rock - How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police

[BlackDragon518]

Freaking hilarious! But true...

[KevinsGames199]

This is hilarious

[dalejbog]

By the way I love this video - peace

[dalejbog]

All fine tips, except if you're being hounded, then, all that works is to fight back and get away, or have a good lawyer to handle things after the fact

[chickensodelicious]

This is funny but kind of a depressing reality cause so many cops do abuse their power like this

[gt201250]

All blacks need to watch this.

[Nagneto]

"HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!" sounds like my ex.

[HHeellzzoonnee]

This Is My Extra Studying For My G1~ ! : D

[panickattack92]

"Is there a problem, officer?" xD

[rorybruton]

hold tight crabman

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

Chris Rock is an unfunny idiot who is even less funny as a comedian than an actor

[AYMANALSHRIAI]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag AND FROM WHAT PLANET ARE YOU SIR ?

[UScarsinSweden]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag No, its Chris Tucker your thinking of.



[vrydstrbd]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag, you need to obey rules #5 and #6.

Be polite.

Shut the fuck up!

[NASCAR4ever11]

Somebody show this video to the occupy people...

[MaGiiXSc0p3z]

HE GOT WEED!! HE GOT WEED!!!!!! 3:18

[Shadowcatcher101]

so im a safer race?? well according to chris rock i am!

[nhatranghao]

Can we say Chris Rock is da king of comedian?

[MrDeadMiner2004]

YOR FUCKING AWESOME

[MrAurabolt]

"Blastin' "Fuck the Police" While you're getting pulled over by the Police is just plain ig'nant."

WOOT.

[Rialto57]

what's the song?

[MrAurabolt]

@Rialto57 F*** tha Police by NWA

[RandomGanker]

Is he about to KICK my ass??!

[argjmg]

I think I see this video at least once a week!! so great !! is your woman is mad with you.... leave it at home !! jaja

[88accuracy]

"He got weed! He got Weed!!!!...." gets me every time LOL.

[TheBlackShinigami]

NIGGA WHO TAUGHT YOU OCTAGON!!!!!

[KWtheAcer]

he forgot one thing......PUT ON YOUR COOL FACE!!

[KWtheAcer]

@KWtheAcer 1:57

[KWtheAcer]

@KWtheAcer and 2:35

[hector27610]

Obey the law...is the key... laws are made for a reason

[Swaggin9000]

240p We meet Again........

[LuvCatz905]

"Man, I wouldn't do dat shit if I was you. Now here's some of that shit!" Oh i love chris rock!

[DADDY8739]

when the people clap, it sounds like fucking atari glitches

[SpankkyyHD]

How did i get here? 

[TheCBGenesis]

this just made my week.

[ThaKatastrophyHD]

Question : How to not get your ass kicked by the police?

Answer : Don't be black

[GoldnLion]

Watched this in African American history class today on dvd ;)

[DuckTape912]

Fuck The Police

[MarvinBOII123]

there is no 4:01

[Hans95014]

I love America when it's loose and fun and in this case even accurate. Chris is correct and this video cracks (sorry about the use of the term) me up.

[missayaa]

LOL

[Detallado]

The part where the guy driving the black car says "WHAT DA FUCK U WANT MODAFUCKA" made me laugh so much

[stargell777]

@Detallado "NO!!!"

[aar97on888]

Get a white friend!! haaaha..Fukin luv it!:D

[Coldsun3000]

Dudes face when she screams "He got weed" LMAO!!!

[12CAFootball12]

130 people got there ass kicked !

[xoBOSSox]

tell your friend to SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

[monkeyniko]

Shit this video is old!

[jstadnik619]

Damn i miss Crabman. If it wasnt such a terrible idea id say he should get his own spinoff.

[MrNoobKid1]

black ppl..........



[darnoc698]

if the police have to come get you, their bringing an ass whopping with them.

[XxLiverpoolkidxX]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh DON'T carry a loaded gun, it all makes sense now.

[Kartkid024]

@XxLiverpoolkidxX

lol, hell it doesn't even have to be loaded.

[GamesForLife123]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MOTHA FUCKA!!!

[memanstar]

@GamesForLife123 Unless you want your ass kicked.

[GamesForLife123]

@memanstar lol

[thisnameisawesomeful]

What the fuck you want motha fucka!!!!

BEST PART

[Metallideth1993]

Hey wait a minute! The guy who gets pulled over is Darnel from My Name Is Earl! HAHAHAHA

[3sizzleman]

what the fuck you want mothefucker)))))))))

[kaleyley0829]

2:43 used to have me falling out of my chair laughing

3:17 too. He got weed he got weed.

Take his weed too, HE GOT WEED, HE GOT WEED!!!

[sokkacool]

"Want to give a friend a ride? Not so fast. Your friend might be crazy!"

So I should never give any of my friends a ride?

[btay93]

@sokkacool not unless hes white lmao

[sokkacool]

@btay93 some of 'em are white...they're even nuttier! O.o

[chinafakeeggs]

Too bad they never learn!

[MrThatGuyWhoTrolls21]

Pause at 2:11

[ElliFong]

Remind your friend one thing.

"Shut the fuck up." xDDD

[Rind0Man]

FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

[shannonstone1979]

Love the guy's expression on 2:47. He knows he's dead!

[ThinBlueLineNverDies]

If the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them!!

[awesomeness8199]

3:17*

[awesomeness8199]

3:18 haha

[IQsquare]

Lawls

[ruskiroma]

fav part: what the fuck do you want mother fucker! priceless

[Irfan87]

2:44 - "Man don't give him SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT?!?!?"

[TheCarlalex]

WHAT THE FUCK DO U WHANT officer?

[Maxx3200]

Some people call this stereotypical, but sheeiiit. Where the he** do you live? This is the United States. It happens. This is comedy, but the truth still hurts huh?

[totti4251]

is there a problem officer?

[CubanNW]

hey black plp, watch this. A million white plp have

[speranzayaya]

i watched this in my drivers ed class

[TheSimpsoys]

@speranzayaya So did I years ago. I miss that class..

[Newbrad100]

That's why you can never trust black people.

All they do is have 6 kids.

Buy/sell drugs.

Sit at home on welfare.

[sogellmort]

2:08 Whath a F*** dude§? WHATH!?!?! A FUUUUUU

[drzipperhead]

126 people got there ass kicked.

[poohbear96gg]

when a woman is angry there's nothing she'd love to see more than you get ur ass kicked lmao

[XtianFreak]

if 1 man took this advice on thursday we wouldnt be having riots in london lol

[slbffslbff]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED

[MrPinkFlammingo]

3:26 Earl Sweatshirt in 15 years

[g8ordude96]

i love how all the cops in the video are white.

[GallamanProductions]

@g8ordude96 There is one black cop

[kevinthanigg]

LMFAO 2:07

[Zomy31]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED!!!

Chris Rock is a genius

[jakegamesnake]

Get a white friend

[stevekarlin09]

126 people need their ass kicked.

[nowayiwill]

crabman is awsome

[HongKongBoyz100]

i remember watching this video 4 years ago ;p

[Snake22789]

ITS CRAB GUY!!!!

[jokaydor]

turn that shit off!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrB0N3THUG5]

its the police! hid the weed and the gun foo, now just shut the fuck up

[jeromeyoman]

HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!

[MistikaManiac]

XD this is hilarious! but i hate how some black people are stereotypical about white people. and george lopez is the same way,

[intermilanboy2010]

is that darnell from my name is earl??

[TigerPoe]

@intermilanboy2010 hahaha that sure as hell is

[coldwarrage1]

pmsl take a white friend

[2306ANTHONY]

LOL!!! AT 2:06 damn, i laughed so hard

[ThEeCeeZa]

DONT BE BLACK OR MEXICAN! lol best way

[PhreakVEVO]

@ThEeCeeZa Even if your white.

[ThEeCeeZa]

@PhreakVEVO Keep thinking that. they don't racially profile white ppl. im just saying.

[TheKevinkg5]

126 ppl got there ass kicked by tha police

[ShutUpNtellMe]

@TheKevinkg5 And one true fuck face is begging for thumbs up.

[lowchai98]

man..i just love these classic comedy

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[AlexisOnDrugz]

LOL

[sd3f4gh5jk67]

your friend might be crazy

[princeahmed1412]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ROFL 

[MrCrackerJack420]

Everybody knows if the the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kicking with them.

[lezlie80246]

LOLOLOLOLOL 1:40

FUCK DA POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND

hahahahahahahahahahaha xD

[RCPDfilms]

guy - "STOP POLICE BRUTALITY"

me - "stop being a dumb ass"

[GverGuy]

2:06

[jagblue81]

125 people got their ass kicked by the police

[bamboali]

this is amazing XD

[poonkinator]

*Insert witty comment on why 125 people disliked this, here*

[Shahe5]

HE GOT WEED HE GOT WEED! ;LMFAOLMFAOLFMOLAMFOLAMF

[ferraristallion08]

Is there a problem sir?

[rboss0]

why does he ask: what the fuck do you want, while he just said driverslicence and registrations :P

[208jodi]

Funny nobody gave a fuck when police were brutalizing black ppl, but now its happening to everyone and ppl are getting mad.. Maybe if they would have stood up for other ppl it wouldnt have gone this far. Karma is a bitch

[AdamScadAdam]

American Humour is really quit basic 

[thatBMWkid]

@AdamScadAdam We do it our way, you do it your way. As long as people actually think it's funny, who cares?

[BladingBlackout]

125 people got there ass kicked

[TheFumbels]

@BladingBlackout you annoy me

[phil8422]

@TheFumbels

you got your ass beat

[TheFumbels]

@phil8422 no just every vid i go on theres someone saying something like that and it buggs me



[xudegiman1]

rofl



[motazadam]

is that crabman from my name is earl?!

[BladingBlackout]

Get a white friend

[jigadude24]

125 people are police

[JosephStalin11]

White friend and wife. :)

[MXDSouldier]

chris rocks a flamin faggot

[LilShaydeMan]

1:38 N.W.A !

[MidoriMartini]

Chris Rock is funny as hell!

[flyhighsa]

DONT GIVE HIM SHITTTT WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT

[keiko909]

they should probably add: "get a white woman" too lmao!

[makyshawms]

@keiko909 LOL. That works sometimes. Just pray the white woman don't have a record or its trouble for all.

[Nahasapasa]

@keiko909 a mad white woman would say "he HAS weed! He HAS weed". So it'll still get your ass kicked.

[MrNhlpro]

so fucking funny

[LKKxCA]

WHAT THE FUCK U WANT MOTHER FUCKER! My added sentence I WANNA KICK YOU'RE ASS.

[theatmp97]

he got weed motha fucka

[vegitokickzass]

LoL at 3:17 " HE GO WEED, HE GOT WEED!"

[Vynerdm666]

124 people got there ass kicked

[MsLourie1]

I love it...!!!

[jayguy508]

2:28 thats right kick his motherfucking ass! XD

[TheMboii1]

LOL 1:46

[Alannahsilva]

Leave ur mad woman at home: "he got weed, he got weed" was the best!!

[Alannahsilva]

Leave ur mad wife at home: "he got weed, he got weed" was the best!!

Also the remind of getting a white friend in case of giving a ride ahahhahah

LMAOOOOOOOO

[ImperialMusik]

1) What da' phuck you want muthafucker!

2) HE GOT WEED!, HE GOT WEED!!

3) Don't give him shittt!, what the fuck you woant?!

[wrongturn211]

get a white friend

[NikeSbz17]

LMFAO. HE GAT WEED HE GAT WEED

[JAMbannana]

Funny as HELL

[bosanceros89]

A.C.A.B

[Elementa2006]

124 people got their ass kicked by the Police.

[TheMVP2020]

isnt that crazy friend is Darnell aka the crabman from My name is Earl

[AlfredX19]

not funny ?

[Kanzypanzy]

Whats that rap music? the name of the song

[gangsta4lifeman]

@Kanzypanzy Fuck da Police - NWA

[xnukeboyx1]

2:03

[yourmomismybutthole]

if you got a gun and a joint, then maybe you need your ass kicked hahaha

[cherdilboy]

124 people got they're ass kicked by cops by not following this guide :-)

[turkanator123]

Chris:and stay in your car with your hands on the wheel

Guy: What the fuck do you want mother fucker! = LMAO

[newmanfied]

Its so sad how right Chris Rock is. If u are a victim of police brutality. compare your actions to this "Educational Video" and if u broke a rule stop crying.

[ShadowXFX1]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT MUTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

[nixonlive]

Like that....lol

[keltoid777]

shes the one with teh weed xD