Hammond & May fight in the Porsche! - Top Gear Outtakes - BBC

[monster060357]

1:15 Some say James May is a duck

[TheBlueHairedCyborg]

Question. Who actually watches Top Gear for the Cars because I only watch it for stuff like this. It's a shame they couldn't keep some of these in the actual show.

[Ministf]

what is Hammond saying at 2:55?

[TOKINSHOGUN]

@Ministf He's saying "Five all," in other words, "We're tied." Cheers.

[Ministf]

@TOKINSHOGUN thank you! and also at the end? after five all? I absolutely can not understand hahahahah

[graciousSenor]

This may be my new favorite TopGear video. Something everyone can relate to: a road trip!

[orbankjm]

James May's duck laugh is the best laugh ever.

[jharrypot2004]

Haha. So that's how they managed to get themselves through it. Lol

[stuttiokilljoy96]

Play this game in our range rover

[MrRobinsooon]

hahah :D

[endlsswing]

is this a game to kill the sperm in the other man's testes?

[SpLaTxKiiD]

They should make an episode of all bloopers

[badman2504]

why did they edit this out?

[xActaAD]

Hammonds laugh at 2:59...

lol!!! xD

[rezzidue1]

Put this on tv!

[halflife103]

that's not a "fight" XD

[Ministf]

this never gets old i keep watching it

[Hamer30]

That is good fun right there lol

[Ministf]

this is hilarious

[MultiSuperChuck]

YAAAH! YAAH!

[Dani01c]

lol! i do that to my friends every time they get in my car lmao!

[XXXCompAssesXXX]

These guys make me poop over the floor from laughter.

[YahyaAsiri]

those 3 guys have a good friendship :)

witting s18

[BiscuitDude01]

Love how unbeknownst Hammond is to his butt being slowly roasted as he's applying gaffer tape to his head. Then seeing May grinning away in the drivers seat.

[IRONHORSE11M]

this never gets old

[ghighisor14]

@IRONHORSE11M this joke? NEVER WILL GET OLD!! remember this doing to my friend only he was soo focused on road he never realised about me clicking his heater on muhahahaha

[chunchuck2000]

james laugh sounds like a duck

[O18134]

They're like an angry married couple! 

[sgtNACHO]

Yah! Yah! 5-O! That's Deuce!

[thomson765]

@sgtNACHO 5 all

[orihalchon]

How did James manage to turn it on without Richard noticed many times? O_o"

[ctomeiaviles]

...SUCH A GREAT SHOW!!! =)

[The2010camaro]

"YOU SWINE!!" (Eating a cheeseburger)

[julieannaClark]

HAHAHAHA

[curlymii]

Just love the prank on 0.47 as James smiles at the thought of ROAST BUTT

[MickXD2012]

they're gonna break that seat heater button xD

[jwong1208]

They're such children haha



[TheCarVlogger]

I do that thing with the seat heater all the time to my little brother and sister, and I live in Florida...

[IRONHORSE11M]

i cant stop watching this

[DannyBrooks14]

should of kept them in

[Driiven]

I want to be on that show.

[IRONHORSE11M]

46,607th viewer

[Omni315]

these guys just have the best friendships

[GoProBro]

One of the best shows on television



[armatus99]

eating in your car...imbeciles. you just dont do that in your car!

[LordAndrewDCLXVI]

@armatus99 its not their car!

[SpeedDemonS7]

@armatus99 sorry mom......

[Crewka]

@armatus99 It's not their car, so what do they care?

[1peter1lund]

So James won 11-6

[ChevyGuy566]

I love any James May sentence that starts with "you utter..."

[LEEITANAGAR]

what a way too wind off from all da troubles bcoz of them...thank u top gear....

[BigBear9157]

Simply hilarious

[Vebbi77]

Can't stop watching

[DMoneySF15258088]

That whistling noise was so annoying but a funny video

[DMoneySF15258088]

That whistelim

[TheMattsls]

How can 6 people dislike that....MY BOTTOM IS COOKING

[LucyI2412]

@jakeroot2 The car might not be an british car :) In Belgium where I come from, and anywhere else in europe, all car drivers seats are on the left :)

[CamR97PSN]

MY BOTTOM IS COOKING!!

[alexoburke503]

I have a feeling they would be doing this without the cameras on.

[datkillah420]

LMAO there keeping score hahaha

[41022man]

Im hlad i was on the toilet cuz i just shat my pants XD

[2amzk]

It was so good

[johanamby]

2:28 when Hammond gets what's happening... priceless!

[TotallyArrJay]

YOU SWINE LOLOLOLOL!!

[RJGF1]

its funny me and my dad do that

[s13240sxkade91]

LMAO



[fade301]

annoying high pitch sound get rid of it before posting video imbecilic twats.

[Pertan81]

Why wont some of this really good shit make it to the show? Seems like the show is way more scripted now than it used to be. Spontaneous is way more fun in most cases.

[Flippit1303]

@Pertan81 Yea, wish more stuff like that would make the cut. Seems like they used to do more of their "experiments" too. Still a great show.

[moobs37]

I love playing that game. Cadillacs are the best for it because the heat starts in the centre of the seat and slowly makes its way outward. If you have a passenger with incontinence issues it's loads of fun.

[battousai12345]

The Hamster and Capt. Swine. What is this? The animal farm?

[jukeboxhero844]

YOU SWINE!!! HAHA

[athtsak1]

... or I will stab you! Damn that's funny. If it was Jeremy he would have ripped that button off a long time ago.

[ESMProductions]

i play that seat heater game in my mk4 gti seats get really hot lol

[sooperfukker]

what's that high pitch whining?

[CyberSaiko1]

@sooperfukker i was wondering that too, i think its either the turbo of the window being cracked not sure though



[Flippit1303]

@sooperfukker Electrical noise/EMF.It is picked up by the cameras/Mic's.

[sunlord1996]

Children

[benDoverrrrrrr]

why did Hammond put that tape on his eyebrows? :o

[jambojamboify]

you SWINE

[lethaldosage6040]

@jambojamboify the English are really funny. A few months ago I brought my car in for some warranty work and this English couple were in there arguing. I've never laughed so hard in my life.

[MrBazpoker]

Epic seat heating game!

[Beedle0511]

I love having a seat heater war!

[mansonny122333]

Lmao james laugh at 1:14

[xxx2591]

the good old hot-seat-long-journey game!

[MrCartman2578]

"You Swine!" *LOL*

[Quxz41]

*seat

[Quxz41]

0:38 for the heat warming trick!! :P

[MentalTwins4evz]

You 2 are sooo funny :P

[Replay1197]

ahhaahahahahahah

[macroorchidism]

so they eat a lot of junk food. \

[Eametsa]

@macroorchidism what you think, they have gabbages in the trunk?

[nikooffice]

wow

[pylonenpaule]

toasty!

[lakc24]

You Swine....... You Swine.....You Swine LOL

[glovemonkey]

i need a maccy d's now

[glovemonkey]

ahhhhh the heated seat game all my saabs do this!!!

[lucianvilk]

anyone else noticed the whistle noise of the porsche increasing during this clip?

[MelayuSG]

@lucianvilk Haha, I do. Kinda annoying

[lucianvilk]

@MelayuSG Thank god was worried my Tinitus was acting out. but then it was just a faulty german car...

[tacospartan]

0:36 THATS where may secretly heats hammond's seat...

[lakc24]

@tacospartan good observation

[agatka0s]

hahaha i play that game in my bf's bmw all the time...

[FOX11GUY]

XD

[MrJetfire20]

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[sd619brian]

I thought it was fists lol

[BubbaWatsonfan15]

MAy did his duck laugh agian looooolllll

[rebelred1001]

James and his duck impression at 1:17 hahaha his laugh always sounds like that

[wilimow]

The Porche seems very cosy and spacious inside.

[aconfusedazn]

When Brits fight they laugh and keep score. When Americans fight, we pull out the guns and bombs. **Taking note**

[whitecenter220]

still perfect 0 dislikes

[Danofcanada]

It's neat to know that they're really in the car the whole time during the event.

[kieghacat]

I love this clip

I love the contrast of the two personalities

Richard is all loud and shouts things when his seat heater turns on and James is always very calm and quiet.

[21sikh]

what is sopa

[weerdonerd]

hahhahahaha 

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[nico85246]

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[JoeCaliforniah]

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[nico85246]

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[lethaldosage6040]

@CamaroSSNitro What's wrong?

[IrishStigg]

Stop Uploading these clips, we want Tractor Challenge!!!! All of it!!!! And out takes too!!!

[piersmonkey]

If all Panameras make that horrific high pitched whine then it's a certainty I'll never buy one. Was before I saw this - I haven't the money.

[itrieu]

@piersmonkey they call that interference...

[gcdasto]

@piersmonkey porbably... the high pitched sound is because the car alternator jamming the microphones... happens sometimes, most probably when you power the camera or microphone on car's power...

[xXhardstremXx]

you are eating cheesburgers in a porsche ??? OMG

[googleboughtmee]

I don't understand any of this

[TheUnPlayable]

@googleboughtmee They turn on eachother's seat heater

[Khazar01]

@googleboughtmee well it appears that the porsche panamera has very powerful seat heaters so Hammond turns on James's heater without James noticing and vice versa

[Tokyuuu]

Love the Panamera :) super sexy 

[mylestewart]

ha ha thats funny i will do that

[mylestewart]

ha thats funny what a good game to play in t

[cledus10376]

that is GREAT!!! I needed a good laugh... LOL

[SoRealSoReal23]

Friend of mine did the same thing to me in his bmw lol

[ecorico22]

i could have swore that said porsche panera haha

[nfusco618]

I play that game all the time!! lol

[Kwist06]

so funny!:D

[vickeyok]

Top:)

[gugleOwnsUs]

whats that fizzling in the background? Wouldnt expect that in such an expensive car...

[debbiethemadbee]

@gugleOwnsUs Perhaps it was James, not the car >;D

[NSGStunter]

YOU SWINE

[gugleOwnsUs]

that hot?

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4th! :D

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