Eddie Murphy - Raw (Italians & Rocky)

[ttabbachino]

coming from jersey and being italian yea this is spot on, its so funny though hahaha

[MusicJverstra]

Mushu!

[patriciacaanale]

Eddie Murphy Raw....... GREAT FUUUCKIN MOOOVIE!!!

[bobzani]

I'm Italian and this doesn't bother me at all. What bothers me is his filthy mouth; and at the beginning of this tape he puts down whites-like only blacks can be "cool."

[TheNinjaof10]

NOt Hispanic??? Really SUPERDELTA000 do u even watch boxing you idiot!!??

[qoepdkksmah]

Italians got ripped hard. FUCKIN MOOLIE!! ABDUL DID IT!

[justawaste]

no baby that's just jokes

[Jcacreres1112]

Spooks smh. Nice try on our accent though. Get the fuck outta he'a lol

[Volumesofdoom]

@Jcacreres1112 He struck a nerve huh......

[mattbeezy910]

the asians are the best fighters master your chi,wutang forever

[mveiga007]

Amazing Eddy! he made my day. ahahahahah

[xxxxDontForgetImHere]

my bff just said she doesn't know who eddie murphy is.... wwwwooooooowwww!!!!!!

[Xomgitskaterixo]

im italian and i think this is hilarious! thumbs up for 80s eddie murphy!

[LilRayLewis40]

333 people did not see Rocky



[whotaughtyou]

YOU AN ALGERIAN PRINCESS

[Thefallengamer636]

Sounds like jersey shore.

[trepx13]

sounds like sunday dinner

[lapshin]

Easily some of the funniest impressions Eddie ever did. The guy is a comedy legend. When he walks over to "show how to handle a black guy" to his friend and does that little lisp and hand signal to his buddy to let him know that he's got it all covered, I wet myself every time I see it. What really sets Eddie apart from all other great stand-ups is his insane acting skills. He can do more with a little flicker of his glove than most comedians do with a whole routine. This is just timeless,,

[highlyopinionated1]

I'm Italian, and I think Eddie Murphy is a comic genius. Not in the least bit offended. He's pretty accurate. Most Italians have a great sense of humor and would give this a "thumbs up."

I voted LIKE.

[zecxixo]

what a good times... Why the fuck don't we have comedians like this today? I miss Chris Tucker and Eddie Murphy... Two of the most fantastic comedians ever... unfortunately, every comedy movie sucks these days, I miss 80's and 90's!

[feathertopDT]

It's so true

[RichardMannXXX]

CLASSIC

[jprenderg]

hahah this is fucking awesome

[whotaughtyou]

I SAID PILLS NOT SOME COMPUTER GLITCH SO THE SCREEN GO FUZZY

[whotaughtyou]

WHO SAYS YOUR RUDE EDDIE

[whotaughtyou]

YOU CAN HEAR THAT

FINGER TAP TAP 44

YOU SITTING NEXT TO HIM TOOOOOOO

[BarrelofSnakes]

Sicilians have black blood due to race mixing when the Black Moors ruled Europe and this is why Sicilians act niggerish!

[mrmaknaoui]

@BarrelofSnakes they mix with arab blood not black

[scob62]

fuck he is funny

[damod15]

im italian found this funny but we know how to fight and who the ones who dont have thier own way to deal with you

[kkkkkkkkk1047]

All of you should shut up. Irish people: Fuck off and go to your pub. Mexicans/Hispanic: Tijuana is that way, not this way. Italians: Make one last Godfather movie. Blacks/African American: Give me some weed.

[whotaughtyou]

CRAIG CHARLES

[battie07]

This is so unfunny. He doesn't even need to make a joke to make the audience laugh.

[RetroJenny]

I'm Italian and find this funny. Eddie was spot on with some of those impressions.

[deronross53]

he look so gay

[bobinz96]

If it makes people laugh say that shit. Who gives a fuck what people say because I'm pretty sure all the motherfuckers who watched it laugh their asses off.

[zimbalatti]

LMAO this moulie is funny as sheeeeeeit

[tstarajayi]

Soon funny haha!

[blancoitaliano]

HE FUCKS TRANSEXUALS

EDDIE MURPHY IS A UNDERCOVER HOMO TRANSEXUAL FUCKER

[gdjbgdjg]

lmfao

[DaleCaliente]

Real white men, who have no inadequacies, can fight, and can fuck girls from any race, don't care. Men r men, women r women. But it is true. I never have problems w black guys. They are the easiest to get along with, and I'm 6'5" 240

[MalaTemporaCurrunt]

fuken mulli

[Stellereyes]

watch my cover please!!!

[PattyCakeDuo]

Lol, fuckin wops

[RichardMannXXX]

funny is funny. we suppose to be able to make fun abut anything

[mlomenzo]

@enos218 Psssst - It's comedy. If you can't laugh at yourself, you are way too uptight.

[osamabrosinc]

You just watched Rocky?

[Jenchixo]

I love how the Italian speak in English the way Eddie did it. Lmfao like a Guido! The Gotti's boys accent are amazing if not Pauly Ds . <3

[TheWheels777]

IROC Z-28

[NaturalJule]

Suit

[NaturalJule]

I can't get over the sit he's wearing.

[honeytos28]

Get The Fuck Outta Here!!!

[VGS786]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL smh.

[hunglike2horses]

@malik8991 ya we do bro your guys women are hella fine

[malik8991]

I'm black and I hate the word"Moolie"because it means"eggplant"in Italian.

Non-blacks calling us"Moolies"hurts just as much as them calling us niggers.

But I will say"Italians are the shit just like black people are the shit".

[CT1M]

this is my 50th time i am watching this.

AND ITS STILL FUNNY !!

[Taurimenio]

In Italy Eddie Murphy has the same voice of Omer Simpson.

[hunglike2horses]

@paparazzi18 I'm Italian and I don't act black at all oh and I've fucked quite a bit of black bitches

[ForgiveTremor]

@hunglike2horses Are you five two also?

[cgo2551]

Yes only shit bags in the ny/nj area act like this...but EVERY italian in the ny/nj area acts like this and living here makes me ashamed to be white in this part of the country...some fucking italian bastard had the nerve to tell me that i was too awesome to not be italian...fuckin faggot guidos

[GKzPaRkOuR]

im italian and from staten island this is tooo funny

[CrankCapriani]

328 people are italians!

[alloutrockfan]

@CrankCapriani not really dumbass I'm part of the 9319 likes and I'm Italian so HOLD MAH DIIIIIIIIICKK!

[H8Breeder1]

@alloutrockfan Well he was talkin about the ones who disliked it....

[walkietalkie74]

@CrankCapriani I'm Italian and I like it :)))

[xBuzz996]

@walkietalkie74 and im sexy and i know it :)

[4tun3dBACK]

I'm italian and I'm laughing my ass off, this is hilarious xD.

[Chewychu31]

eddie nd chris rock two of my favorite comedians !

[sheybaybii]

eddie murphy and this tight suit<<<<

[Papparazzi18]

I fucked alot of Italian girls and it's true. They wanna act black but they don't wanna be black.

[clausmarisol]

Eddie Murphy RAW - Full 90 minutos STAND UP at FullDocumentary dot [com]

[seto8384]

If you really find that racist......Then your just soft.

[HardHatDIver412]

Lmao "hey this is real"

[goosetuff79]

i am rocky and i find this offensive.

[Bocchetti]

this is the funniest shit everr

[topballa9125]

kidss obv not from si

[Xarcas]

racist murphy don't fly, not when i'm around anyways. this guy is done period. All his stand-ups are racist, none are funny

[HotPocketsBoy]

@Xarcas what was racist about he stand ups

[Netherwolf6100]

@Xarcas Have you seen half the shit done on Stand-Up specials, animated shows like Family Guy and South Park? Seriously? What time period are you in? Everyone is a little racist because we as human beings are raised to think in generalizations. Only the intelligent ones understand this and are able to look at each other's differences, laugh about them, then go out and get a drink with each other. You need to get with the times bud or you'll end up lost fast as shit

[sicilialibera100]

Nobody in Jersey Shore is Italian!!!!

Italian people hate that show because they are not Italian but claim themselves are

[mikjon67]

Well he's right about the dick! Italian men are constantly touching their dick in public!

[nihan87]

I miss Eddie doing this shit. He needs to get back on this shit again.

[killswitchfan89]

i want him to do stand up again and talk about the jersey shore.

[Raffajel]

Eddiiieeeeee plzzzz come backkkkk!!! we want more italian stuff:p

[ismailaminaden]

OOORRAAAAAAY ROCKO !! HAAHAHAHAHA ONCE MORE.

ITALIANS, I CAN NEVER TAKE THEM SERIOUS....AND THE JERSEY SHORE PROVED THAT

[vigo894]

@ismailaminaden= Real Italians have contributed alot to the world. People like Dante Alghieri, Leonardo da Vinci, Galileo, and Marco Polo. Snooki is a mutant from the planet Zamboolia.

[ismailaminaden]

@vigo894 You mean Italians and not American-Italians hahaha

I got mad respect for Italians in general...even though they spent most of their history butchering the world with the Roman Empire.

Or spent most of their creative lives Blaspheming God with Leonardo Devinchy.

Or maybe killing scores of Civilians in their Gladiator Arenas or participating enormously in the World-Slave Trade before America ever existed.

Either way, Italians have contributed a lot to World history in a bad way !!!!

[Raffajel]

@ismailaminaden Roman Empire is like 2000 years ago before fucking retarded nordic people decided to postpone civilization for like uhmm.. 2000 years. and uhm..leonardo DA VINCI...may have spent most of his life...blaspheming God(he just made some sketches of airplanes , dude...what's wrong with that). you just contributed a lot to the "illetaracy rate" of youtube. and 'bout jersey shore..u just mad they can afford gucci and versace. because you watch that show

[ismailaminaden]

@Raffajel Orraaaaaay Rooooockey........GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE !!! HAHAHAHAHA

ITALIANS, WHAT A BUNCH OF JOKES....THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE ALL THAT MAFIA SHIT STILL WORKS HAHA

[SuperDelta000]

@ismailaminaden Italians own your world lil bitch boy.

[brokenseatbelt]

" S'great fawkin' mooovie "

[PavlovsCat100]

Eddie Murphy....Chris Rock....Richard Pryor : Three wise men. And fucking funny with it.

[mikebrown1156]

classic...

[semiLivedj]

Maybe your funniest stand up of your time.But by far not mine! Bill hicks was alot more funnier and smarter.But hands down.George Carlon is the best.

[leafyutube]

I hope he does this act at the Oscars.

[ghina03]

the funniest stand up show of our time.. (after Richard Prior)

[ElectricMan726]

@8496ricko, id have to argue that italians r among the best fighters. In Philly theres alot of different ethnic backgrounds but the italians hold their own, specially in South Philly.

[alteredscience]

I'm a ginny mothafucker,and i've always loved this sketch,that eddie is one funny moulinyan.

[sordin34]

Can't wait for the oscars

[madglee]

Hahah! "Italians hold their dick more than we do..."

[Nosaj990]

wats the racial slur italians say bout blacks mooeyahn or wat?

[cmurphy2826]

@Nosaj990 It's "mulignane" (pronounced mool-yahn). It technically means eggplant, but DON'T USE IT. It's still an offensive slur.

[8496ricko]

The Irish and the Hispanics are the best fighters but none of that shit matters. Eddy is the king of comedy with bill hicks.

[SuperDelta000]

@8496ricko Italians and Blacks are the best fighters not Irish and Hispanic.

[storkofcourse]

@SuperDelta000 no Italians and blacks are the best at ganging up on people.

[90rashad]

@storkofcourse I always say to my self why are non black men intimidated and jealous of black men. Black men can walk in a room, and stared at. lol I love being black.

[estifanico1]

@90rashad People stare at Blacks because they believe they're gonna steal some shit and they know that they're not welcome and they dont belong in there.

[90rashad]

@estifanico1 jealousy I must say. Blacks are not like y'all see on tv. Leave us a lone and stop worrying about us all the time then. asshole. Italians I swear

[storkofcourse]

@90rashad I'm not intimidated at all, its just that when I think of black people, and italians fighting i think of five guys stomping out one guy instead of actually fighting.

[90rashad]

@storkofcourse on average black guy vs Italian guy. The black guy would win.

[SuperDelta000]

@90rashad Never happen. On a Black's best day couldn't beat an Italian.

[90rashad]

@SuperDelta000 whatever. Who's always the heavy weight champion in boxing. Who's currently the champion in MMA.

[mordie31]

@90rashad Slavic.

[90rashad]

@mordie31 Whats so funny is how black men easily intimidate you all. I swear we don't have to do anything.

[mrtundra45]

@storkofcourse British and Irish are the best crimianls......

Italians (mafia) are underdogs aginst the anglo US govt homo coward criminals

[DonJimmyGooch]

@SuperDelta000 Then you've never fought an Irishman ;)

[warriorofjustuce]

@SuperDelta000 I think you may have just watched rocky haven't you

[Pdkunkel]

@SuperDelta000 What about Manny Pacquiao?

[fromeindhoven]

@SuperDelta000 - in your dreams, yeah.

[Jothola123]

What he's wearing was the coolest of coolest in the 80's to wear.

[lukeykelly]

why does it always end up a racism thing he's having a laugh thats wat comedy is about if ya dont like fck off.

[val1527219]

What the he'll is he wearing

[Ravenite1]

LMAO Eddie Murphy is sooooo fucking funny

[getpaid2beawebmodel]

Lol.

[eddiemongan]

322 ppl are italian lol

[madglee]

@eddiemongan I'm Italian and I love this bit.

[mr230889]

they hold their dick more than us ahahahahahaha

[0311RFLMN]

maadone funny moolie eddies the best

[hershysquirts187]

what am i an asshole?

[808beatmaster]

johnny drama

[sameei21]

Yo rocko

[1989hirokazu]

Fuck terronis!

[jrgorilla1]

322 people are insecure about being Italian and can't admit that most of them probably act exactly like this...I'm Italian, a big fucking idiot and proud of it! If you don't care, then GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

[LedWhisky69]

@jrgorilla1 Oh, most of them probably act like this? LOL! This might be a huge surprise to you, but most italians are not New York Guidos, ok? I don't know any italians outside of New York and North Jersey that act ANYTHING like that at all. In fact, maybe you should take a geography and world cultures class and learn that there's an entire country full of italian people that do not act like this. How embarrassing for you to be so woefully ignorant. That's ashame.

[wwe07080909]

HAHAHAHA so true

[7168jr]

This has made my freaking day!!!!!!!!!!!

[mansuurnorthboy]

Five children!!

[AutVincereAutMori84]

Italians would fuck them moolies rie up, we un the neighbourhoods, the moolies work for us.

[SuperMiwok]

@AutVincereAutMori84 Fuck yoiu wop.

[LeCutter]

LOL! Growing up in a Italian neighborhood 70s/80s this was so spot on!

[IfImBeingHonest]

It's funny how CERTAIN "Italian Americans" can dish it out but can't take it. This is just a comedy sketch, why the tears? Italians in New York were just like this back in the day. I should know, I lived there most of my life. The ones from Long Island & Staten are the worse. They still love the whole Tough Tony routine. Anyway, shout out to the real Italians that can take a joke.

Don't be mad at us baby, be mad at Jersey Shore.

[PitBullRa19h666]

@IfImBeingHonest im kinda a street guy but im no fuckin jersey shore and im actually from napoli i came here when i was 14 so it dont get no realer then me, but yea this skit was hilarious

[mjjandfriendsforever]

i'm italian! and that is pretty much what we do;-) lol!

[guasto47]

niggas can't fight for shit. the italian guy would win in real life.

[corismsyn]

@guasto47 Yeah, Anderson Silva, Jon Jones, Mike Tyson, Muhammad Ali...they all can't fight for shit..

[guasto47]

@corismsyn pretty much yea

[corismsyn]

@guasto47 lol



[candyrain009]

@guasto47 The worlds best fighters are black, not all, but a large portion. Italians dont compare, yea, there were some amazing italian fighters but really, there is no comparison here. By the way....im not black, or italian.

[BPD1586]

@candyrain009 Depends on the weight class. East Europeans are currently dominating the heavyweight divisions...

[neversaynever234]

@TheAceboogie90 no its just you.

[tarayadkins]

uhhh excuse me brotha....lol

[bigbear197708]

fuckin genious

[Teran305]

i hate how people think italians are racist and eddie murphies just reinforcing it

[TheCaptinhazmat]

@Teran305 it's people like you that don't realize that there is racism everywhere. Italians, Japanese,India and so on. Only a dipshit would think all Italians are racist. He isn't reinforcing that Italians are racist. People are just dumb. Now on that note. Pay for my fucking candy.

[chronicideas]

@TheCaptinhazmat If the only race was Human Beings then there would be no racism

[Majic031]

@chronicideas no, then the people with blond hair would hate the people with brown hair or something just as stupid

[irunthiscity56]

318 dislikes? GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE!!!!!!

[oldjaguar]

@irunthiscity56 that was the Jersey Shore cast and friends

[axliotis]

crap

[birdland85]

"look little tiny white man" i'm dutch and we are the tallest people in the world 'fact'! i love eddie murphy, but fuck him.. i'm 2.01 meters and there are a lot of black men taller then me, but there are more white people taller then me.. eat that mr. murphy. go visit nothern europe and find out for yourself..

[Aeshmauniversus]

@birdland85 well maybe you do not know but italy has the second tallest population after sweden average, i don`t know where do you take your statistic, m originally from south italy and m 2 meters high.

eddie is just joking....have a laugh