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FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!! XD

Sorry but no one is available to answer your call at this time if you like to leave a message please wait for the beep then press pound press 3 then dial your name then press 6 and dial your number then press star press 69 then ask for extension 4443 then leave your name and message if you want to leave your number and the time you called please press star twice bark like a dog spin in a circle press 1 26 times and wait for the beep and thanks for calling

xTrueEpicnessx 2 months ago

i got the funny ansering machiene (i hav NO clue how to spell macheine) and the beverly hills cop!!

Jaycamiful 2 months ago

South park :P

M40a3Snipe 3 months ago

i hav 1:09!!!! lol i like it

Jaycamiful 4 months ago

LOOK AT ME I'M FUCKIN FUNNY!!!!! fuck off...

ScooterayROX 4 months ago

you didnt hear? i dont wanna be your friend anymore

thekool31 4 months ago

LOL I love the first one. Sounds like yoyo and hoops and the Low Battery.

Janetjacksongurl 4 months ago

my favoret 1 is at 1:09

Danielle01Scene 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure that "Low Battery" is from the Pokemon games. O_e"

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courtney2198 5 months ago

whats the song on low battery

xXDarkWolfXx961 5 months ago

what is the small ringtone called on zedge

iewan64 6 months ago

Cat Rap ROFL

WoodyMarvinhughes 6 months ago

I LOVE IVE GOT A FREIND

PuppyPawz83 6 months ago

Low battery ringtone is nice.

Xjreme18 6 months ago

I laughed my ass off at the cat rap.

Neverendingriver 7 months ago

Cat rap is awesome...

LilyFan9503 7 months ago

the credits song is awesome for a ringtone xD

TheRealShasta 7 months ago

@TheRealShasta i have it

nitrouscop27 6 months ago

bird is the word....very funny

Derekmanster 7 months ago

dude the first one sounded like it was from south park

wolftail1999 7 months ago

does anyone know the ringtone which sounds like a normal cellphone ringtone but it sounds like its running out of battery?

Rectiony3 8 months ago

liked the family guy ones were funny

pokemaster766 8 months ago

1st ones gay

thegamersquad999 9 months ago

he he hehe he he he hehe he he hehe he hehehe hehe he he he ahahe he he he he!

MrAdoffi2 9 months ago

send these to me plz

wyatt304 9 months ago

i like low battery XD

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TheJackman3000 10 months ago 7

M0:00re please!

WowMyrlis 10 months ago

In my third hour we had a free class. So i was bored and I recorded my own ring tone.

Then in my FOURTH hour i texted my friend to call me. And when she did i got detention because i forgot my phone wasnt on vibrate anymore -.-

Dayna154 10 months ago

lol i had the weed song and my phone went off in math class and my math teac was like WTF and i died in my chair xD!!!

carmelldansen1 10 months ago 2

The funny answering machine is now my voicemail answerer thingy :)

Twitchvids13 11 months ago

half of these can only make a 1st grader laugh

608stewie 11 months ago

the weed ringtone for the dealer! YEAAAAAA!

poltergiest11 1 year ago

i turn my volume up REALLY loud then i use the recorder on m phone and set it next to the speaker and record the desired ringtone

BillyAndJoshBrothers 1 year ago

i danced along to the low battery until it died, then i was sad

pumishumi 1 year ago

" hahahaha ive got a friend hehehe nananana ive got a friend and he wants to talk to me hahaha" *picks up the phone* "hi mom..."

skullcollector17 1 year ago

my friend loveees mee :D

TheCupcakiee 1 year ago

LOL THE SMALL ONE! LOVE IT

Mexy4eva 1 year ago

loool small : big bang's parody of sbs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! noreun sarangheu /i love you hahhaah i love this parody !!! omg kpop music is everywhere !!

zayfunny 1 year ago

LOVE 1

gabberlicious101 1 year ago

The funny answering machine would be the most epic ring back tone lol

Thumbs up if you agree :D

floodimoo123 1 year ago 38

my teacher loves the 10 seconds haha it went off in class and she loves the low battery i had it 4 christmas last year she also loves the small ringtone and ive got a friend she was laughing

luvstinksbig 1 year ago 20