Titus - ep.42 - Errrr

[skudz24]

h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he-heeyyyyyy 

[mztweety1374]

Should be on f/x

[TheGrungeGamerReview]

5:05-5:10

The creeper's way of getting a girl.

[LeBadman]

0:35 that is the BEST part of the entire series for me. LOL So funny.

[LeBadman]

I watched the extras. You know what is sad?.. Titus in real life did bad in school and his real life WAS actually where his father was drunk and his mother insane.. :(..

[sulax081]

Fuck you fox! Titus was an awesome show

[damanohman]

@MaesMust they cancelled it because they wanted to break up titus and erin and christopher refused to do it so they cancelled it

[MichaelHansenFUN]

i met him

[requiemmariano]

18 people helped to cancel the show

[EvanG88]

Vodka and pills? I told you to stay out of my dad's earthquake kit. ha so funny

[AquaMouseArmy91]

I fucking miss this show. Fantastic. A show Fox should have hung on too like they do the Simpsons.

[6366jesse1]

i remember watching this shit and die of laughter But then i found out it got canceled does any1 no y????

[donchuito5]

best show after seinfeld!

[ACDCoverdose]

I'M A BAD BOY! HAHA and then the way he walks after lmao

[jmdzoom]

because: I'm a cowboy *bang* <<< best part ever!!!

[Rensune]

That's how you stop a suicide

[Rockguitarhero462]

@Rensune yeah. It's pretty much standard procedure. lol

[E34V8]

GREAT SHOW!!!

[tiggermad]

i think this guy is so funny. also i have great respect for him as all his comedy comes from his real life experiences. scary to think.. this is an awesome show that really didn't get the recognition it deserved. y do all the good shows get cancelled?

[scooburu100]

awsome show should have lasted forever

[ThousanWhite]

I wish I was into this kind of humor...before it was canceled.. :(

[tabletadieppa]

@ThousanWhite i know hat you mean! i only got into it a couple weeks ago.

[pegcitybenzino]

I miss this show. It was fucking hilarious. Oh and Charlie was in My Best Friend's Girl

[DarkLinkAD]

I love the intro to this show, fucking sweet exhaust.

[13thkyd]

"chears to death" XD hahahhahahaha

[Hyan36]

"Vodka & pills I told you to stay out of my dads earthquake kil"

LOL!!!

[KrawczykFitness]

yeah.. uhh.. i can do a whole lot of things with one hand.

lmao, referrance to masterbating. :P

[Ludger25]

How did this show ever get canceled.

[StephanielovesDisney]

dude this is freakin hilarious:D hahahaha this show is great!

[locotrucker46]

I miss this show too really bad.

[fargeek]

yeah I miss that part where he asks his father for forgiveness so he says come here, closer, closer, BOOM! right to the face and his pops just says youre forgivin

[Blinglover]

Tia Riebling played Kathy

[BitchinnShoes07]

04:44 uber hotness.

[ALPHAJUS]

This was great show - so under-rated

[PCFD438]

LOL 13:54!!!!

[CryWolf915]

hey, no more suicide lol i miss dis show

[phantomoutcast]

amy is friggan hott

[randomguy1052]

GOD I MISS THIS SHOW

the vodca and pills part was fucking hillarious

[PaladinHero]

God, working for women sucks.

[Autobotsdie]

We're gonna play truth or boobs and I choose boobs.

[streetkleena]

I heard she has grass in the infield

[antso101]

"Vodka And Pills!?"

"I told you to stay out of my dad's earthquake kit!"

[singerg02]

"It's like a rock video!!" XD 9:55-10:00

[darkmasweet85]

TITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!! ONE OF THE FUNNIESTS SHOWS EVER???? Why the hell did this got cancelled only with 3 seasons?????

Thanks for posting!!!! =)

[Jakeeboy88]

because one of the episode was about titus dealing with his moms death and he had a mental breakdown on a plane, and seeing as how 9/11 had just happened fox told them they couldn't do it, and titus wouldn't have it so they cancelled it.

[Dudealert420]

Really?

[Jakeeboy88]

yeah the show was base around his comedy skit norman rockwell is bleeding and in it he talk about his breakdown

[streetkleena]

There was this bull shit disagreement with the owner at fox, a female at the time, and Titus and Titus did not want to change his show but she wanted him to so she just canceled him.

[gromann]

Not to mention she blocked the DVD release until she was "released" by fox, he also got tired of having to explain how his jokes worked on such subjects as rape/suicide/murder etc.. and started calling her a stupid bitch...

[123456789rnm]

errrr

[traptinsideme6]

well since ur suing me anyway why dont u show me those sweater puppets? lmfao

[babing100]

where can we find more titus episodes?

[TubeBoy13]

i go for the 6 and drink till shes an 8

lol

[Jrocka7x]

"You son of a...ow.." lol

[totopos05]

Amy smart?

[hurricane086]

also, does anyone know where i can get season 3?

[souless86]

best buy should carry it

[hurricane086]

what season was this? was this season 3?

[TWVampire]

Didn't you hear me? i'm killing myself... xD

[jhonpoet]

Fckn hilarious... i love this show.

[FrostmourneFK]

lmao @ 19:00

[Autobotsdie]

I'm a bad boy.

[critter414]

Why did they have to cancel this show? Straight Awesomeness!!

[ArodWingfoot]

@critter414 Fox dude. They cancelled all their best shows.

[Darthzedd]

Yeah, arrested development.

[tabletadieppa]

@ArodWingfoot yeah man... now their a bankrupt piece of crap! now comparing something or someone to fox is an insult...

[ArodWingfoot]

@tabletadieppa THey actually arn't bankrupt, because some how their news is the most watched in the USA. DOn't ask me how they pulled that off though.

[tabletadieppa]

@ArodWingfoot haha. thanks man! i actually wasn't sure about that fact! haha. it was an in the spur of the moment thing!im still angry though! this show is the bomb! i just got into it just yesterday and im already hooked! oh and thank u for replying so quickly!

[ArodWingfoot]

@tabletadieppa Agreed, and no problem.

[deadreckoning56]

@ArodWingfoot People like to watch them to make fun of them. Trust me it surprised me too. But watching bullshit is surprisingly entertaining.

[ShatteredHawk]

@critter414 Chris Titus Quit.

[MaesMust]

@ShatteredHawk it pushed the line too much so they canceled it.

[skudz24]

@critter414 we sir could be very good friends because of this statement

[Ultraman725]

love his stand up and his show

[WISEGUY50505]

unfortunately, that's one of the reasons that this show : he never drew the line between the two. His show was just one really long comedy routine with more props than usual, though i gotta say, even tho he's freaking hilarious, he's not that great of an actor. Ironically, some of his best jokes involve him imitating other people in his life...

[yakmanlazear]

I love theres could you please podt the rest of this season

[Windofchaos24]

"Mr.Titus look look I'm becoming a man"..."Yeah you grew a testicle on your head" lmao xD Who would use that on there kid's friends one day? xD

[playdude813]

dude thanks for uploading Titus its been 7 yrs since Ive seen this!!!! lmao

[kema042290]

wow spit it out spit it out lol

[katata36]

this shows funny. bring it back. dammit

[dudebehappy]

dude did any one notice some one was trying to intimidate his laugh?! what a poser! (im talking about some one in the audience

[TodesLiebe]

The word you're looking for is ' Imitate ' -- isn't learning fun?

[knuckleknutz]

I'm going to stay alive for as long as I live

[HelpingHacker]

Dear whoever finds my corps in the high school auto shop.

Sorry im all stiff and gross, but im dead... errr

I killed myself because Erin Fitspatrick the prettiest nicest girl in the world crushed my heart in her cold bear claws.

But dont tell her i killed myself, tell her... i died in the war.

I like to be cremated and my ashed sprinkled in the Indy500.

And put some of them in the winners jug, so when they guzzle the victory milk, they drink my leg.

[HelpingHacker]

14:17

[supernatural90]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha­haha

[timoulete76]

Please trans in french !

[tehwitchdoctor]

hhhhhheeeey^,^

[angellebron23]

is misty mountain hop playing in the background of the prom parking lot?

[Likokas]

they drink my leg xD

[Btothecc1]

lol earthquake kit.

[Windofchaos24]

"Mr.Titus look look I'm becoming a man"..."Yeah you grew a testicle on your head" lmao xD Who would use that on there kid's friends one day? xD

[modernway91]

this show was so underrated

[darknessofsauske]

i miss this show soooooooooo much i rember this in my young childhood,T_T

[Fosfor9]

I just noticed that this episoed was written by Chris Sheridan. Who's a writer for Family Guy now and does a whole shitload of voiceover for them.

[RedMoonAi]

charlie is a trick name.

[Gamme15]

how do you get 20 min vids on youtube??

[HoshiHikari]

Old director accounts (before they made the 10 min. rule) don't get the 10 min. limitation so long as they don't change the director setting. At least as far as I know.

[Naterrs]

wow, this show was pretty dark..it starts off with a teenager attempting suicide, complete with laugh track. tits!

[BobbyBars14]

"That makes you a..."

"A big dyke."

lol.

[ivenstorm]

shes way out of your league

when i go into a bar i dont go straight for the 10 i go for the 6 and drink until shes an 8

best quote ever

[BobbyBars14]

The sad part is, I do the same fucking thing when I hit ther bars. lol. Funny thing is, a girl who knows she's a 6 will work a LOT HARDER in the sack because...well...she just has to. lol.

[Slayerkid16]

Tommy:Hey Mr.Titus look look huh huh Im becomeing a man. Ken: Yea you grew a testicle on your forehead.

[jjgib]

"I would pay 100 dollars just to kiss her dead black lung."

[mrainternational]

lololololo funny

[ethansloan]

ya know, this kickkat dude hasn't posted anyhing or given any responses in two years. i think it's safe to say he's dead. if he's not, than he's just a dick for posting so few episodes. a moment of silence, please.

[xDillonDEATHCOREx]

dude his last login was a week ago lol

[Likokas]

Look Mr. Titus, I'm becoming a man!

Yea you grew a testicle on your forehead xDD

roflmao I loved this show x)

[god4prez]

''Davegrohilist'' how much are the seasons?

[DaveGrohlistheMAN85]

This had to be my absolute most favorite show...I hated that they canceled it...I got my season 3 from Best Buy and seasons 1&2 from Half-Price Bookstore...that's always a good place...

[fonzieman]

the high school moments crack everything xD

[sonicwind7]

Best show ever i got allseasons on dvd

[sethroman2]

just curious but where did u get them from i want to buy them but cant find em anywhere?

[sonicwind7]

fye or u might be able from ebay

[Falcon922]

comedy centrals website has em

[christophermyork]

amys hot

[MPizzal]

My dad taught me never give up, and when it comes to women, never take "no" as an answer, and only sometimes, take "get off me" and "I'm calling the police" for an answer.

[metalfreekz13]

"I'm gonna stay alive as long as i live! And then I'll get Erin! And then we'll have sex on top of my grave!" I ROFLed! lmao =P

[deadisdead87]

dude didn't the guy who plays titus' brother play in the first resedint evil movie?

[FrankTheTank3388]

he was in the 2nd one

[Haseo1414]

your dead! not yet but im working on it! lol

[RyuuYareYare]

i love this comedy

[rebeccanms18]

"I can do a whole lot with one hand." oh yeah that was smoooooth lol!

[Hess777]

are they using a laugh track?lol good show though

[greenlink90]

preformed in front of a audience

[KlaxTheUnholy]

Is it just my odd sense of taste or is Amy hot as hell? I love that worn out, depressed, pale, masochist look some chicks have....Why am I telling the Youtubers this? Anyway, great episode.

[stealthamo]

yeah, she kinda reminds me of kerry from 8 simple rules. well, only the first season.

[cassiuslonginus]

I hear you man... I already have a thing for redheads and the look you mention for some reason makes it even better..

Damn I am weird...

[badmagick1234]

VODKA AND PILLS!!! I told you to stay out of my dad's earthquake kit.

funny as crap

[ethansloan]

i love this show. gotta buy the dvd's

[badmagick1234]

Honey, Amy's a lesbian.

[badmagick1234]

dude, this should have never gotten cancelled.

[goliath6190]

TALK OR I'LL KILL ME!

[caseystephen500]

LOL! This show rocks, my best friend's dad played Tommy.

[kemuksigak]

Seriously? If so tell your friend his dad is pretty funny.

[insidethewall]

hahahha that´s a trick name

[WCU4ever]

"Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy!!!"

LOL!

[xXxSTARLESSEYESxXx]

"So I need to such my life for something that will slowly kill me?" LMFAO!

Omg. I love Chris Titus!

[mirikam8]

boob grab! AOO AOO AOO AOO GAAAA!

[ATARIEone]

what years was titus on the air?98?

[Dragoonz99]

00' - 2'

[jackhartcup]

hey... no more suicide

[iweargoggles2]

19:50

8O...I wasn't expecting that

[maximumkarlnage]

What comes before part B? PARTAY!!

[anaw1188]

This show is awesome!! I loved when he turned Amy upside down lol and his "hey" was really creepy lol.. Titus is great! Thanks for posting eps! last time I checked there wasnt any

[Titusrules101]

it was canceld cuz of racist comments making fun of arab people ok so just fuking learn wut ur talking about

[SEALs22]

According to wikipedia...

On a Sirius Radio Interview on Raw Dog 104, Christopher said the show got canceled due to an argument with executives. They wanted to split up Titus and Erin because the show Dharma & Greg had done similar. Upon Christopher's refusal, on-air promotion ceased and the show was soon canceled.

[kemuksigak]

If this offends you then why is your username Titusrules101.

[jmdzoom]

mennn

love teenager Dave's hair!!! xD soooo funnyyyyyyy

bring Titus to air again pleaseeeeeeee

[sweetasskakashi]

lols XD man junk in egg shack XD rofl!!!!! y was this canceled ?? T T noooooooo

[Nubcakespwndu]

The sign said donuts, I was just following instructions....lmaoooo

[sweetasskakashi]

i dont get that what does it mean? XD

[animeloverryan85]

this was the last episode I saw before it got cancelled

[BAGOMS]

You Must Stick Your Man Junk In Her Egg Sack

[ashif21]

what was that small scean after the credits, was that american pie 2?

[Slayerkid16]

Haha yes you know that scene where jim glues himself.

[Cuchimanmrs]

buenisimo!

[y2joct7]

If I ever got like Tommy, I'd pray my friends would have the honor of putting me out of my misery. LMAO how they always fall on each other.

[xrzrsktr23x]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

when he falls in the caf.

[stevens16e]

i'll show you, ill be alive for as long as i live. I'll get Erin, then WE'LL have sex on my grave.

[princessjenny101]

shhyah psfff errrr dooy

[Y2Jeremy]

I miss this show so much

[Nightshift10000]

Buy it on DVD.

[Slayerkid16]

Lady:Im suing you for sexual harrasment

Ken Titus: Well since your quiting why dont you show me those sweater puppets.

[princessjenny101]

shot you about 8 feet didnt it

[sorrowfulwings]

XD ahahahaha

[Chipotleadvisory]

HEY COME BACK WITH MY BOOBS that is fucking hilarious

[al41255]

This show was great! I have Provate Dave and Mom It`s not Nuts........but i can`t upload!

[yetanotherytuber]

COME BACK WITH MY BOOBS!!!!!

[saga3k]

sha pfff err doy!!

[IronCape]

Me and my two lesbian friends parodied this episode for a play one time...it was awesome!

[sabekkid]

that means you are....."a big dyke?"

TITUS GOT OWNED.

[thiswillbeyourlast1]

well erin crushed my heart so crush my head and make your memory spew out my ear.

LMFAO!!!!! hahahahahahaha

[Kingofcorrect]

erin was so pretty

[MBstudiosmac]

UPLOAD MORE PLZZZZ...Upload the Pit, the Pendulum and Tommy's not gay..

[Snakesister]

TITUS <33

[Timma15]

Vodka and Pills?!

I told you to stay out of dads earthquake kit. LOLOLOL

[andreahignett]

I go for the 6 and drink until she's an 8... PRICELESS!!

[69XIndividualityX69]

That was probably the funnest episode out of all of them! Except the when were the go sky diving and end up landing on a bridge.I haven't seen that one in forever.I hope you can upload that one.Thanks for uploading these man.