MY DAUGHTER'S A BOOZER! (6/15/10-457)

[anoirtiac]

The ladies from the church mustn't have brought over nice food....next clip shows the family eating out!

[Jesskma22222]

I bet he never thought he'd be about to run a marathon.

[Tarzanfan718]

her name is Moonchild.

[abbydoodlelovesjb]

lol pause at  6:13

[xoxoWafflesxoxo]

Arr this was my first vlog brings back memories

[emilyj123441]

awww rocktard is sooooooo adorable!

[bronaghmca]

and you still call him rock 'n' rollio!

[rodeogirl13245]

... And now Shay can run 18 miles! Good Job!!!!! =D

[springbok21ftw]

adopt me too!!!!!!

[ash7862011]

to think... now shay can run 10 miles a day!!!! XD wow he's so inspiring!!!

[xOohMaddie]

ADOPT ME XD

[ryley92]

does this dude have a tumor or what

[danacullen11]

why would anyone dislike these videos? what is there to dislike about a beautiful family? i won't ever understand dislikes on shaytard videos

[crazyplaywrite]

6:46 Her name was Moonchild.

[Goddessneo8787x]

OMG so P D Effin P 4:45

[DAREALPJZB]

that's not a nipple that's my lip hahahaha jokes

[sammmaCOOL]

dad pleash.

[lalain3tayaminTV]

look at shay now :)

[TheRealMusicVideo]

It's so weird to see Shay say that 100 miles will be hard, when now he runs 30!

[Amyarillo]

Rocktard was so small :'(

[Beautylover221]

Haha " That's not a nipple that's my lip"

[mndrsn77]

the mom's name was moonchild

[YFZriderdude15]

Theres no way that thing is accurate. I get on those and do a shitload of "miles" before I'm out of breath, but at school in gym, I can barely run two real miles without stopping, and I'm pretty fit. I just don't get it, is the treadmill right or my gym teacher?

[ScottCWG]

@YFZriderdude15 In general people usually run faster when they are not on a treadmill and therefore get tired out faster, it happens without you realising

[MrChunkyMonkey79]

LOL 1:42 now he's doing 30 miles a day. and he likes it.

[yazzyd2]

Shay I'm from the future - keep it up, you'll have lost almost 100lbs and be RUNNING almost 15miles a day!

[onediretionisHOT]

i watch old shaytard videos and cry .. :(... theyve just changed so much!

[AGSoulSister]

Adopt me? XDXD

[TheMaryam55]

thumbs up if you really want to be shay's child <3

[abbydoodlelovesjb]

@TheMaryam55 wouldent you miss your own parents? just sayin

[TheMaryam55]

@abbydoodlelovesjb sorry what ?

[abbydoodlelovesjb]

@TheMaryam55 what do u mean

[sparklehearts12312]

tht baby is so cute! :)

[xMeapersx]

keep pressing 8 and it sounds like he is saying candy :3

[windyflighty]

@xMeapersx No, it doesn't.

[KimiHamilton123]

My 1st SHAYTARD VIDEO..........NEVER MISSED A DAYSINCE ,<3

[jillianbradshaw]

i looked it up! The name of his mom is Moonchild! :)

[JORDANDART]

Omg HILARIOUS when he said he saw a celebrity from deadliest catch he got me

[theABHshow]

06:11 Neverending Story FTW!!! oh sorry spellt it wrong Neverending Stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­rrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy aah aah aah ahh aah aaaah

[MrMike5393]

@kimvlaar stfu he will probably do loads more the next month and plus its not like he has the whole month to do it he has half

[kimvlaar]

if you walk 6 miles every day and consider that an accomplishment you should start actually doing something for exercise in your life.

[RaptureArtist]

I think the name on the never ending story is victoria

[JeremyAutumn11]

that joker modivates me... that if i keep walking ill kill everybody!!!

[gremlin66n]

LOL the neverending story bit was classic, and so true...what is the name!? :D

[erwara2]

the 575 dislikes are from people who are REALLY bad at reading!

[MissZillaable]

with the exersize thingy at 4:10,yeah dude,thats how you always feel but then after a day or so you dont want to doit anymore beacuse that "felling"that you get goes away.

[RaHFLUFF]

Rock tard

Is

So

CUTE!!

[ColtonD620]

babytard is so fast

[GeeTheBee104]

aw wittle rockytard :P

[johncenafan2413]

its funny watching this he says in 1 month he will walk 100 miles and now he can bike 100 miles in lees than a week

[facebhav]

:D

[TheMommy226]

Hey from 2011! Can't wait to see your shaved face again... :)

[SHAYTARDSLOVER2000]

I love this vlog!

[SHAYTARDSLOVER2000]

I love the SHAYTARDS they are always so positive! Thumbs up f u have seen every SHAYTARDS video!

[momo980521]

thumbs up if you thumbs up the vidoes

[x3Nellygirlx3]

nice save shay!

[smoshrules1350]

what are your kids real names ??????

[JJMM33]

That crab thing was hilarious.  I was expecting Sig Hansen to pop up and then oops. Hahaha.

[miya465]

Now you are riding your bike over 20 miles a day!!!!

[MizzXDAsian]

LOL, awe babytard was like 'daddy, help, please' just hanging there

[itsjustmeNikki]

Thumbsup if your watching this in 2016!

[fudgemonkeybru]

The name is MELAURA.

[hannahmontanafann81]

I love how back then shay could only go 7 miles and now, he rides 20-25 miles a day on his bike. :) Gooooo Shay!!!!

[AppleTechOps]

aww rocktard so little!!!

[miah4l0ve]

Free Replay Button. ;) 0:00

[yshank1]

i love ur videos u guys

[MrJimThunder]

Maybe I missed something but why Sontard is playing football not soccer? Why did he leave that sport? Btw, please, no spoilers. I watch them from the beginning so I don't know what will happen next.

[JayDarn55]

Moon Child thats the name

[erkyperkyswe]

never ending story! <3

[gleegirl334]

I WANNA BE ONE OF YOUR KIDS ADOPT ME!!!

[hiablejoe]

All day shaytards marathon

[hartsteeler]

@TheFancypants01 guess whom she has

[MissBeautyGal]

ugh....im such a loser....sitting home on a saturday night.....but I have the shaytards to keep me busy :)

[MollzLuvzFashion]

Were u starstruck? Lol

[Ally8pie]

rock candy tard :)

[DrPepperForMe]

4:45

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWW

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Press 4 for DO-IT.

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

i swear , shay's obsessed with the never ending story !

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

babytard "dad pleathhhh" i love her little lisp (':

[xxTeamxHarryxx]

@LifeOfStardom No, I'm watching this in 1932.

[thatlilpbplayer24]

@LifeOfStardom nope 2012 :)

[MrPeanutbudda]

@LifeOfStardom 2011... how about 2012 hell ya

[AngelikaLuvsJustinB1]

i love the celebrity part!!!

[signactsing17]

her name is Moonchild!!! :)

[vegasprincesstard]

Ffxiwarriorqueen1.  Go screw yourself he's not fat he's tuff..... Something I'll NEVER be.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

and get a taller room...your head is about to hit that ceiling, Shaytard.

[3rsliz]

but i want you to walk 500 MILES

[xena91802]

9:24+ADORABLE!!!

[undertaker1779]

574 people thought it was actual the celebrity

[chasindemin1992]

Hey Shay Carl.

You know that walking on the running thing is better for you than running...

It is true you should chek it out.

[LumerberJack0Girl]

Oh gosh Shay, the Deadliest Catch bit was great! :D

[shortii12341]

Rocktard 9:21. " the only women I need is my mommy!"

[MrKindgirl]

@xPeaceLoveCookiesx i do not understand this comment. try to make sense. :S wow...

[MegaPinkprincess99]

rocktaeds birthday is on my moms bday

[xXxXStellahxXxX]

HAHAHHAHA! LOVE THE CRAB! XD

[biggestSDlover]

"thats not a nipple, thats my lip" ahahah that made me laugh :)

[PrincessOfSockMonkey]

This was my first ShayTards vid. :D

[PageantCutiesxox]

@PrincessOfSockMonkey omg same!

[bgsquiggy]

Shaytard--YOU ARE ONE OF A KIND

[bgsquiggy]

crazy weather--Move to Arizona dude

[bgsquiggy]

I just LOVE these kids

[sohnnysdream]

....thats not a nipple thats my lip....LMAO

[SoulEaterEpicPwner]

lol in closed captioning hes like how was football practice? translation: powerful bomb practice?

[SoulEaterEpicPwner]

i wonder what all the other people in the restraunt are think rofl

[SoulEaterEpicPwner]

lmao batman XD

[tmu123]

i like to watch shaytard vlogs from exactly one year ago to wait for todays vlog.

[funkimunki135]

In the book and in the movie, he yells out, "Moonchild," but I seriously doubt that Moonchild was actually his mother's name.

According to the Related Question (see below) his mother's name is Sarah. But I'm not sure if that's correct or not, since I do not remember his mother's name being mentioned in the film. And I've seen that movie dozens of times since I was 4 years old.

[1coreycookie]

The way Babytard says 'Dad, please" Is adorable!

[dawg1157]

In the neverending story he yells out: "MOONCHILD!!"

[kateyeary1112]

Did anyone else catch when shay said rocktards name. BROCHLIETARD

[TheBoondockSaint]

I always wondered the same thing about the new name. I had to google it. It's Moonchild.... I guess his mom was a hippie

[bridgget522]

put on closed captioning and go to 6:17 LOLOL

[JoserRocksDawg]

#LOL

[itsclassygal4u]

OHHH and mariah was the name he called out.... lol

[itsclassygal4u]

i wish i had a family like yours...

[bstar118]

this is my first shaytard video

[firefly2552025]

lol, boozer is my english teacher's name...

[MichaelMania123]

I'm Really Glad you didn't call him Brocclitard lol

[Liv12001]

I remember when this was my very first shaytards video

[Ostebrix]

@Liv12001 were you watching boozers? lolz

[annikengd95]

"dad, please" at 04:45! aaaw :) 

[SpaceyXMaci]

@annikengd95 XD I think Babytard said, "Stop, please." Either way, it was adorable.

[DomeBobbin]

thats my fav star from deadliest catch did u get his sig?

[goldenxshimmer]

at the restaurant, made me laugh!!!!!!!

[rodney853]

hahaha rockenroliotard

[TheKkowalski65]

@rodney853 It's not Rockenroliotard, it's Rock N' Rollio Tard

[jewelrider321]

bastian's mom's name is Moonchild

[ImLittleMissSB]

LOL

[minpluto103]

does anyone know what video it was where shay and mommytard were talking about aerial and he goes no aerial hes a human and youre a mermaid and they were in the kitchen?

[Lindsay12167292]

Shay his mothers name is Moon child.

[Lindsay12167292]

Shay his his mothers name is Moon child.

[anderberger]

that whole crab thing do you think he got paid to say that one

[warfreak1111]

@anderberger no

[jokes2jokers]

ROLE MODEL!

[happyone37]

Babytard is Soooo cute :)

[rebeccareyess]

Walk on incline! Its like running without running... if that makes sense. lol :)

[averyjays]

WOW this wasn't that long ago but look how small babytard is.... she really grew up in the last few months!

[PsychoCupcake1]

1) that crab part made me laugh

2) that's the cutest baby i've ever seen :D

[KimberleeVALENTINE]

Just in case anyone was wondering. In 'Never Ending Story' Bastian shouts Moonchild.

[futasupastah]

Finally after a few days Rocktard starts looking happy! LOL and not like a grumpy old man. He's sooooo cute!

[Music4life174]

* thats not a nipple * * hes hungry * <333333333

[MrCharlie6500]

Screw Haters... 571 made 571 accounts because their jealous of Shaytards.. Likers made 1 account and their not jealous.

[Tayler1352]

@MrCharlie6500 thats kinda how it works lol I think your tring to say one person made 571 accounts to dislike this lol

[jgonz185]

Thumbs up if you looked for the Deadliest Catch link in the description.

[DachshundLover33]

its only 90 miles

[Thizzyke]

@DachshundLover33

Its actually 99 miles

6.6*15

[nikles667]

been watching all the tard vids all over again

[jrimhaikukaiku]

Princesstard is my favorite!

[BeatlesHero]

its 186 miles.

[shelby9109]

haha i love how shay says the church brings food over and then it cuts to the clip of them eating out bhaha must of been bad food

[TouchingTeardrops]

@shelby9109 are you one of the church ladies who brought them food? dont lie

[MsBlinggirl]

@shelby9109 maybe they ate twice

[hayy44]

LOL the crab

[Jenivera]

the last dated vlog! LOL good times! =)

[rhazthemaster]

Rocktard already has all the chicks ;D

[jbonny34]

Da fuck??? vvvvv

[kassieton]

Omg funny

[bstar118]

this was the first shaytard video i watch

[bubblepopprincess1]

O.0

[nandimakeup]

its exactly 99 miles! i love your videos! i love rocktard, babytard, princesstard and sontard!!!!!!

[BreakingKYC]

they were drinkingto celebrate my birthday ! June 15 is my b-day :P

[jrimmyful]

when ur watching the movie, you could enable english subtitles so that you what he says

[caddog0sugar]

The deadliest catch part was hilarious XD

[makeupforever72]

i love rain storms to it's my favorite weather

[TheMissMZ]

actually deadlist catch is on the discovery channel lol just an fyi :]

[Popcornish22]

Princesstard and Babytard will be famous celebrities. While Sontard is rocking hes moves becoming a dancer and while Rocktard still stays in the arms of hes mother. :)

[zeiadsabra]

rocktard is awesome i love your show i love especially you , rocktard mommytard ,princesstard ,babytard and sontard i love u all

[cutteyy221]

"That's not a nipple that's my lip!" haha