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  • GungHo I'm a Pfc. and whats it like to be in Okinawa,japan?

  • How do you police your mustache?

  • Police that mustache

  • your moustache is out of regs devil

  • Why do marines dump the girls that wait for them at home?? i mean i wuld keep a chick that waits months w/o sex for her man....

  • what was one of your most exciting missions gungho?

  • Hey im a kid becoming a marine in two years can you make an inspirational speech for me and these fellow poolies?

  • Ooh-Rah, and by that I mean go fuck yourself ENGINEERS UP 1371

  • he didnt mention anything about a mop and bucket

  • Do marines have the biggest balls? Do you play well with Ranger?

  • Marine, What is your MOS?

  • AFT Marine, what did badasses like you do before the MARINE CORPS was established?

  • Love these. Conflicted though, started out in the corps (LAR), in the army now as a combat medic. wonder what AFT marine would think about that???????

  • @docmurray2066 AFT Marine? I did the same shit. Went from the Corps to the Army. Same inner conflict. Our title is earned, not given. And what is earned is ours for life! Once a Marine. Always a Marine. OOORAH!

  • Good shyt

  • I have been a Ranger for 12 years now and I have to say that Marines are some of the best sons of bitches to take to battle with you. Big shout to M:recon, all you psycho motherfuckers are welcome at my table. Semper Fi.....Sua Sponte

  • @82ndArmyRanger im gonna enlist in the corps by the end of this month. gonna do 0311, infantry! thankyou for your service.

  • @82ndArmyRanger Thanks. I'm not Recon, but still a Marine. Semper Fi!

  • As a Marine. I find this very entertaining, Go Fuck Yourself

  • why is the more ranger fatpussies video then there the fuckin marine i hope the voice of the ranger gets herpes an has to clean floors for the rest of his life with his dick blood an tears ranger lead the way,,,,,,to the corpman step the fuck back an get behind a marine that walks thru the desert uphill both ways at 129 degrees outside in the middle of a fuckin blizzard orraahhhh

  • Dear AFT Marine,

    Beside killing the festering anti American Scum and leaving a boot shaped crater where his dick was, what is you fondest memmory of your time in the Corps?

  • mess with the best die like the rest

  • @ne14mxx preech brotha

  • FUCKING MOTIVATING

  • Its just nature. Plain and simple.

  • Just the stuff this country needs more of.

  • Tell me.......how painful was that tattoo???

  • These Videos ALWAYS CHEER ME UP!!!  Semper Fidelis!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!

  • Honestly, I get more enjoyment reading the dumb comments your retarded fucking fans leave than I get out of watching the videos.

  • thats a shitty knife hand devil 

  • Was talking to an airmen today...he informed me that they fight wars from their office...why do you think that is?

  • Ah-errrrr

  • I'm not a Marine, but I love marines. Let you guys go kill all meaningful resistance, so my deployments can be nice and peaceful. Go army!

  • Semper Fidelis!!!

    

  • Semper Fi!

  • Enjoy the cubicle, limp dick!!

  • we don't take applications. just commitments. and psychos.

  • Out fucking Standing!!!!!  Oorah!

  • Okay this is by fare the best description about being a Marine I have heard is some years and I was laughing my ass off! Thank you for the chuckle. Question. What was the GI Joes name in the clip?

  • my grandmother's name was Eunice. this one just became my favorite. thanks AFT!

  • If you don't like America or the Marines why the fuck are you watching this video? It really shows how pathetic you are to go out of your way to hate on something. If you don't fucking like it that's fine but you don't have to go out of your way to talk shit. You don't like America? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! . There are soldiers who are overseas fighting for your right to sit here and talk shit, you fucking cunt. Go do something useful with your pathetic life and stop talking shit.

  • this is BADASS!!!! Shout out to all those badass MARINES out there!!!

  • So hardcharger.....what is your opinion of Female Marines??? I'm dying to know

  • Semper Fi motherfuckers!!!

  • 13 people had swollen pussies and couldn't make it as a Marine!!

  • @WayWickedRetarded

    14 swollen one now. Semper Fi

  • Free stickers? WTF am I gonna do with stickers? Slap'em over the eyes of a dead terrorist I guess. On second thought, sure, stickers are great. Hooah!

  • we're the swift kick in the nuts evil doers deserve. best line lol.

  • I ALSO POSTED A HEART FELT AND LONG F UC K YOU TO THAT BI TCH FROM CANADA I HOPE IT GETS POSTED BUT IT PROB WONT OWE WELL IF IT DON'T I WILL REPOST LATER

  • AFT YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME KEEP UP THE WORK IT MAKES MY DAYS TOLERATABLE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN COUNTRY I HAVE BEEN OVERSEAS FOUR TIMES NOW AND WILL COUNTINUE TO DO THIS UNTIL I AM RETIRED OR DIE GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE AFT CREW

  • hey AFT guys theres a stupid mother fucker talking shit his name is lankey6969 (which he's most likely never 69ed in his life) could u send AFT marine to his house and kick his ass?

  • to everyone commenting to lankey6969.........don't feed the trolls! remember the rules of the internet!

  • I met a BOY today that called himself a marine... I am from a military family and had my suspicions. This walking diaper stain turned out to be the biggest liar I have ever met!!!! Not only was he lying about being a service member but had the balls( or lack of) to tell me that my Grandfathers, father,brother, and cousins all couldn't cut it !!!!!! They have over 200 years of service combined!

  • @lankey6969 Hey Cunt hole, who the hell cares what people think the best place to live is or who really likes the USA. Want to know why because we do whatever the fuck we want and we have the fire power to back it up. So you and those other nut suckers can pretend that they don't want to live here and be us, but face they facts. We are the best there is.

  • Lankey696's channel is weak & he doesn't realize that in his town there probably aren’t too many Americans he can murder, but here in American there are shithead foreigners everywhere, & they are all as good as dead when the day comes! There won't be any law enforcement or 911 to save there ass & there are thousands upon thousands of Marine Rifle Experts just praying for the day when we can bury every single motherfucker who wasn’t born here in the last 50 years. Guaranteed!

  • Ths is the funniest video on Youtube and if you don't think so then... GO FUCK YOURSELF!

  • i am confused why would someone even waste there time with watching this video if they dont even like marines... or amarican for that matter. and that lankey dude does he realy have nothing better to do then talk shit... if only he was in amarica he would be to busy to talk shit, doing something truly amarican like gettin pussy or killin somethin.

  • all the stuff he said... its true!

  • Being a US Marine or a US Army soldier has no comparison to any profession. Sissies liberals wouldn't understand. God bless America

  • When urinating on dead Taliban, what is some badass shit to say to onlooker? I never learned this in the Air Force and I feel I missed out.

  • RAH!!!!

  • What was your first act of public violence? and include where and when plz too :} thanks for being the funniest dumb fuck action figures ever!

  • Semper Fi, Carry on!

  • @ lankey6969 Don't know if you heard, but Americas economy is still number 1....marines are a bit arrogant...but hey, they are sort of thought to. Oh and by the way, you're on an American website.....created by Americans....

  • Corp all the wat fuck ever body else 

  • One of my favorite AFT videos!

  • No. Mr. Rodgers was never in the Corps.

  • Hey Marine, what's your favorite world destination to travel to?

  • @lankey6969 You might spend your whole life wondering if you wasted it. And since you're not a Marine, guess what? You did. You see that language your attempting to communicate in? English, mother fucker. The music on your radio? American, mother fucker. The movies on your tv, the bitches on your computer? AMERICAN, MOTHER FUCKER! And you know why we will always be better than whatever shit hole cunt you crawled out of? Because we are Americans, and you aren't, mother fucker.

  • @Chapter1Tormented Listen here, fuck face, I wipe my ass with the American flag after I laugh at all you ignorant inbred fucks. I Shit in the lungs of the American people and piss in the eyes of her Jaded world view. Fuck you, you imperilist cock sucker. Every country hates The united Sates except who? Americans. The factual, actual, #1 voted as best place to live in the world? Canada. look it up, fuck wad.

    So, I guess I'll go rip a shit on the old red, whait and blue, FAGGOT

  • @lankey6969 Wait a second..did you just try and insult me for being part of an imperialist nation? Read a fucking history book, you idiot. Britain, was an imperialist country long before the US was a thought, and they colonized Canada. So basically, they are Britain's bitch, as the US was, until we took our independence. So you go ahead and enjoy getting butt fucked. Canada (while beautiful and an awesome place to be as I live 15 mins away) will always be America's hat.

  • @Chapter1Tormented are you from MI?

  • @nuclearjanitors Nope, Buffalo NY.

  • @Chapter1Tormented ummm our contry did all that too, like 200 years before your country was even thought of. i live in the oldest city in north america, so history? i know my history, fruit boy.

  • @lankey6969 Apparently you don't kiddie, when you try to use words you don't understand and think you're insulting someone. Oldest city in North America? Modern sense, or classical sense? Either way, Classical it'd be Ticul founded in 700 BC and is located in Mexico. Modern sense it would be Santa Domingo in Dominican Republic, (1498) followed by Nombre De Dios, Panama (1521) San Juan Puerto Rico (US) (1521) St Augustine (Florida, US) founded in 1565 and lastly St Johns Newfoundland CA (1583).

  • @lankey6969 everyone hates us because we are the baddest fucker on the block. keep talking bitch, nice and comfy behind your computer.

  • Hey Lankey FUCK YEA DUDE! Who ever dont agree will eventually get a boot in there ass

  • @Chapter1Tormented since you are a marine whats your mos?

  • @nick19955632 Was* a Marine, and my MOS was 0311. I was in training to be an 0313 and that's when I was granted a (CND) honourable discharge. I went through a severe bout of depression as my mother, brother and grandmother all died within 10 months of each other. If you must know.

  • @lankey6969 hows the economy DWON there?  No wonder towelheads are so easy to kill!

  • @knucklehead98X Yeah down, south, as in down there. Wow you perpetuate a sterotype.

  • @knucklehead98X And im pretty suprised your able to read!

  • @lankey6969 I'm not surprised at all that you can't spell!

  • @lankey6969 you're* Thought Id correct that for you, cuntbag.

  • @lankey6969

    Lankey, where i am from CANADA is the ass end of all our jokes. So i would appreciate it if you didn't get things like that mixed up. Oh and another thing, How many messages have you received from Americans getting pissed at you? and How many people in general have messaged you supporting you? If you compare the numbers its pretty apparent that you are ALONE in this world, so please don't voice your opinion using the voice of other countries, they can speak for themselves.

  • @fredfulable THATS THE POINT, YOU FLAG WAVING FAGGOT! I WANT TO PISS OFF DUMB IGNORANT AMERICANS. YOU ARE THE SHIT ON MY SNEAKER, I SHIT IN YOUR LUNGS! EVERY TIME ONE OF YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS WRITES ME, ITA A LITTLE VICTORY FOR ME, BECAUSE WHAT I SAID HAS GOTTEN TO YOU? UNDERSTAND?

    LANKEY-1

    AMERICA-0

  • Lankey6969 u r a dumbass

  • hey marine, why is it that I can't join just because my parents aren't related?

  • Hey Marine which is better east coast Marnies or west coast Marines? and who get more ass?

  • It has been long rumored that Mr. Rogers from "Mr. Roger's neighborhood" is a former Marine sniper with over 20 confirmed kills and tattoo sleeves providing the names of said 20+ kills which is why he always wearing a sweater. Could you....

    A.) Confirm or deny this rumor.

    B.) If rumor this rumor is confirmed please help explain what happened to him? I mean how does ones peronality go from greatest badass marine to Urkle's daddy? Is it some kind of cover?

    Thanks,

    D1v3r5 out-

  • @d1v3r5 Google the story, it was a sham that Mr. Rogers was actually quite upset about. He loved kids, and hated war. He never wore the uniform of any of the armed services.

  • If marines are so great, where were they on 9/11?

  • @lankey6969 Alongside the National Guard. 2 Marines were there before anyone showed up.

  • @lankey6969 better dan ur bitch asss country uy aint u a marine u dumb fuck

    dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkk

  • @lankey6969 You are Canadian, I forgive you. You are just another victim of your liberal professors at whatever college in the Newfoundland or Laborador territory you may go to. I also forgive you for that. I see you play alot of Battlefield and Call of Duty? Living a life you wish you had through a video game maybe? Its okay I also forgive you, not everyones dad can be around for them. Im sure you may wish you were a little more athletic too, but I forgive your sorry no good

  • @cjleger337 lanky Canadian, maple syrup eating faggot ass for not loving America as much as I do. I forgive you.

  • @cjleger337 I find this suggestive of maple syrup being eat from the aforementioned faggot ass. legit.

  • @lankey6969 9/11 was a suprise attack, dumb fuck. Within a few days after, marines were going to Afghan to kick ass.

    Lankey.... you need to wash the sand out of you clit.

  • @lankey6969 dude are yu fucking retarded or what?

  • @lankey6969 your sister was having a green light cooch sale, that's where.

  • @lankey6969 Better than the banana republic you're living in mofo and while we'll bounce back , you'll still be living in yo mommas basement playing video games.

  • @lankey6969 you are such a dumb fuck if you hate the USA then why watch these videos and if hate marines why watch this video you idiot. i hope u choke on a dick and die you shit stained motherless bastard!

  • Never laughed at one of these videos. He isn't funny if you are in the MC and can actually see what an unorganized softcore clusterfuck it really is.

  • @Blackhawk51806 Guess you wont be dropping the soap again anytime soon...

  • the 11 ppl who dislike this need to go to hell

    

  • OMG this made my day! I needed this. It would be even better if it were a WM Action Figure in this too.... OMG I am in tears laughing so hard because this reminds me of every conversation I have ever had about why I joined the Marines.

  • I'm actually proud I can name majority of these toys. I actually owned them... The 80's was awesome.

    Well besides all the crack and Reagen...

  • OoRAHH!!

  • Dear Marine,

    Where, when, and how did you lose your shirt? Did you also toss your cookies?

  • Semper Fucking Fi!

  • Hey Marine! Why don't you police up your Mustache!?

  • what would you do to put a stop to any country standing up against the United States of America?

  • Hey devildog, why is your stache out of regs

  • Why do Marines get tattoos?

  • Hey Devil, WWCPD? what would Chesty Puller do?

  • too funny

  • @MrDj3412 OORAH SEREANT!!! im a LCpl and you cant hurt me HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Awesome stuff, makes a man proud to wear a uniform especially in the current climate of the world and the US, politically correct and offensive language alike. Thank the Founding Fathers for the first ammendment. AFT Marine, what are the 4 branches of the military that have their own Departments in Government?

  • Go fuck your self...

  • I like the Marines but I also respect every other branch too.

  • What exactly do you call your facial hair? Because it's much more than a mustache, but certainly not a goatee.

  • Hey AFT i love all of your videos, Jungle is my favorite with Ranger as a close second but you should have an Air Force figure. You have Army, Navy, and the Marines all covered so why dont you show a little love to the best branch of the service, either way your videos rock and keep em coming.

  • @WhalesInTheSky55

    and you could name him Zoomie!

  • As I former Marine I find it amazing just how true to the Corps of what it means to be a Marine that AFT Marine can be! He nails it everytime, just like an ex-girlfriend when you're home on leave. God bless Baby Jesus, God bless AFT, God Bless the Marine Corps, God bless America and everyone else Go Fuck Yourself!

  • what makes the Marines better than the army?

  • @MrDj3412 I think you just answered your own question ;-)

  • @praharin its a question for the action figure... ya know like he says at the end...

  • @MrDj3412 Speaking as a Marine, the Marines are better than the Army because the Army is the Army. Better?

  • @praharin i already know all of this... im a Sergeant in the Marines... again... it was for the action figure

  • @MrDj3412 You know they're not real, right?

  • @MrDj3412

    because they are their own department? oh, wait....

  • @DaveBoi27,

    3. Cont: ...the air (Air Force), but that does not mean we emulate them. We are the only force that is trained to employ combined arms in a quickly maneuverable, expeditionary unit. The Corps is the US's middle weight fighting force that can adjust to any fight that the MAGTF needs to take on for the US; HADR, contigency ops, amphibious deployment, etc. The Corps is a self-sustaining jack of all trades; to compare it as an emulation of another service is absolutely wrong.

  • @Hendo0602 FINALLY! There is someone with a VALID DEBATE! First off Hendo0602, like I said many times in this vid, I have ALL RESPECT with everyone who enlist in any branches of the Service (the USMC not being a branch was a joke and I apologize if you were offended by it). Now I don't like making statements like this but there are certian people who claim that the USMC is the BEST and trash the other services

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  • @Hendo0602 cont and we know that "The Marine Corps is its own branch in the US Armed Forces. The Corps just happens to be contained underneath the Dept of the Navy due to its amphibious nature and origins." and we know that there are sometimes the USMC doesn't get the great equipment like the other services do as well....sometimes. But why is it that they are embedded with this reputation of being the BADDEST MEN ON THE PLANET? To me, that is a Bully Complex.

  • @Hendo0602 cont that is basically a little kid who is small and is not notice by anybody and they want to get some attention (read what thearmysucksaidsdick said on this vid). Overall, be proud to serve. Know why of the importance to serve, for the Branch you are in and for the people who cannot serve. That's all I'm saying.

  • @DaveBoi27,

    2. Cont: It's not fiscally prudent to hold identical, high cost training in different locations. Hell, it's plan stupid. Now, as for the rest of the Corps' MOS's they're not trained "jointly".  Infantry go to SOI East or West and taught solely by Marines; Logisticians are trained by the Corps, etc. The list could go on...

    3. Finally, the Corps does not "emulate" anyone of the other services. Sure, we fight on the ground (Army), we sail aboard ships (Navy), and we fight in the

  • @DaveBoi27,

    2. The Corps does not solely rely on the Army for MOS training facilities. Now, for big ticket items like Tankers (OCCFld 18xx), Arty (08xx), etc, then it only makes sense to colocate the training for both branches so that they operate under the same basic tenet of employing the weapon systems. Also, let's not forget that where a lot of this training occurs is dictated by the DoD, the SecDef Leon Panetta, and the fiscal constrains imposed by Congress.

  • @DaveBoi27, There are a couple of inaccuracies you've wildly claimed as fact that need to be cleared up...

    1. The Marine Corps is its own branch in the US Armed Forces. The Corps just happens to be contained underneath the Dept of the Navy due to its amphibious nature and origins. The Commandant of the Marine Corps does not 'answer' to the Chief Naval Officer; they're equals that answer to the Chairman of the JCS & the SecNav, Ray Mabus.

  • That was awesome!!! From a Marine family with many Marine friends, Semper Fi!! I don't think there's a question that I don't know the answer to. Ahh here's one!!! In light of the recent media story about Marines pissing on Taliban bodies, have you ever left a Cleveland Steamer on one?? That would be the bomb!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • Could you beat rambo?

  • How much shit do you blow up in a day?

  • Russian SPETZNAZ vs American MARINES. who wins?

  • @medvedactual all Branches serve the same purpose. But technically, the USMC isn't a Branch anyway.....

  • @DaveiBoi27 boom roasted...

  • @medvedactual Now I got nothing but love for the Marines and for everyone who Serves no matter what . I just hate the prideful ones who think that emulating one man (Chesty Puller) and think that they are bad ass. They forget that they need support from the Army for Training and from the Navy for funds and transportation.

  • @Medvedactual There's nothing that I'm smoking. Here's the FACTS, the USMC MOS training are on Army Installations! You have tankers that go to Ft Benning Ga for training....Army Post, you have construction mechanics that go to Ft Leonardwood Mo.....Army Post, your Field Artillery trains in FT Sill, Ok.......Army Post. And for a bonus, we teach you to jump out of Airplanes at Fr Benning, Ga....where, you guessed it an Army Post. It's not what I'm smoking, it how many times the Marine instructors

  • Dammit, man! I stopped making fun of marines a while ago cause it's too damn easy! They get all huffy in a flash! I trash talk the Air Force and strangely... not a word! ... Something very unsettling about that...

  • @knucklehead98X and what branch did you serve in? Making fun of the Air Force is easy, but unless you have done some s++t yourself, don't be a keyboard toughguy.

  • @MedvedActual And you're NOT a keyboard tough guy as you're TYPING a reply to me?! Don't make me sic those scary, silent airmen on your ass!

  • What was the greatest mission you ever pulled off?

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  • @0nesh0t0311 Higher Standards!? You boast about higher standards of ASVAB score!? It's only by ONE POINT! Here's something to brag about, tell the whole YouTube world where Marines are TRAINED? They are trained on ARMY INSTALLATIONS! Your Marine Corps infantry Manual is plagiarized by the ARMY INFANTRY MANUAL. Higher Standards......don't make me laugh! Please respond 0nesh0t. I want to know what you are talking about.

  • @DaveiBoi27 Dooshfactor. Here is a fact about TMs. They are not "plagiarized" by the Marine Corps. Since the Army has more money, they are the TM sponsor, which equates to them having their name first on TMs. The same weapons are used by a slew of branches. Read USMC doctrinal pubs and Army doctrinal pubs and note the difference. Marines being trained on Army installations? What are you smoking?

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  • @0nesh0t0311 FYI, your comments are being flagged as SPAM! We do take people with GED. Are you saying people with GED are DUMB!? They have to pass with a higher score to join the Army. They have to pass with a 50 or above and I known that they can pass that versus a guy with a 4 year degree. So people with GED are not DUMB. Emulate Marines!? Don't be so dense, your enlisted rank structure is the same as ours but different terms for ranks but the symbols are the same. Emulate the Marines.....HA!

  • @DaveiBoi27, Just because the Army has lower standards, higher budgets, & emulate other branches, doesn't mean it's a lousy organization. It's cool, hOO-aHH. "Why in hell can't the Army do it if the Marines can. They are the same kind of men; why can't they be like Marines."-Gen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing

  • @0nesh0t0311 And the marines don't emulate other branches? What do they do that the Army doesn't do? Marines fly planes and ride in boats, don't they? I guarantee they weren't the first to do so! I'm sure if Gen. Pershing really loved the marines that much then he would have become one! He was too busy, you know, commanding the whole damn US military during WW1! Name a marine who could do that... or has! And why aren't you fucking airmen getting mad at me?! Where are you?!